The Former Wife Came to the Door

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"Even a horse will be shot like a sieve!" Bang Liu was sweating profusely.

"Yo, so you don't want to go to Luo?" Li Hui smiled and said, "Okay, let's go home and watch Madam Qi hang and beat Lu Zhi."

"Don't!" Liu Bang hugged Li Hui's thigh: "I'll go! Men always want to fight for their wives once, and the next time they will be burned."

Hearing what he said, Yu Bing, who was lying on Li Hui's back, let out a "huh" and said with a smile, "Oh, I didn't expect Liu Xiangchang to have such a side. It was rude to think you were a scum before. In the future I'll see you as a character too."

"I've always been a character! I'm going to be a big man in the future." Liu Bang snorted and said, "I'm not satisfied with being a small village head all the time. My goal is the stars and the sea. Wait, sooner or later I will Make my wife the first lady of China."

Li Hui and Yu Bing looked sideways at this guy, but they were thinking in their hearts: Maybe it will be possible, after all, it is Liu Bang's reincarnation.

At this time, Li Hui was already thinking about how to snatch the horse, but the scouts in the army are not second-hand. No matter who they encounter, they will remain vigilant and keep a safe distance. Sending back to the army as soon as possible, it is not easy for anyone to overturn the scouts.

Li Hui turned to Yu Bing and said, "Do you have any good way to lure that scout over and kill him?"

"Me? What can I do?" Yu Bing was amazed.

Li Hui laughed and said: "I see that women in anime have many ways to trick men over, such as lying on the side of the road and humming in pain, 'My heart hurts, is there anyone who can rub it for me? ', in this way, the enemy will be tricked into approaching immediately, and then I will take the opportunity to snatch the horse."

Yu Bing said angrily: "Why does this trick feel that the moral value is not high?"

"There are only three of us, and we have to face the entire Han army, so how can we worry too much about moral integrity?" Li Hui said seriously, "Can moral integrity be used to repel House of Flying Daggers?"

"Okay!" Although Yu Bing is not a professional actor, the host of the show also has a strong performance nature, and she is not afraid of acting. She slid off Li Hui's back, lay down on the side of the road, and hummed in a tired voice Said: "Oh, my heart hurts so much, is there any kind-hearted person rubbing it for me?"

She is extremely beautiful, and she has a very mature young lady style. She said this in a greasy voice, and there are really few people who can bear it.

The ancients had never seen this routine before. The scouts in the distance suddenly sweated profusely. Seeing the beautiful girl pointing at her chest in pain and humming, which man can bear it?He couldn't help reining in his horse and took a few steps forward. At this moment, he suddenly saw a figure swaying beside him. Li Hui took the lead to go over, wrapped his left hand around Yu Bing's slender waist, and touched her heart with his right hand.

"Huh?" Yu Bing hurriedly blocked his evil hands, and whispered, "Why did you come here? Didn't you mean to trick the scouts?"

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Oh, seeing such a tempting picture, I can't remember how much I remember."

"I'm dizzy!" Yu Bing sweated profusely.

At this moment, Li Hui suddenly scoured the ground, picked up a stone, then turned around suddenly, and threw the stone at the scouts.It turned out that although the scout was still far away, he was attracted by Yu Bing's little action just now and moved forward a few steps, and he had already entered the attack range of the "projection".

Li Hui used the power of the overlord, and the stones he threw were no less panicked than those thrown by the trebuchet, like shooting stars.

With a sound of "touch", the stone hit the scout's chest, knocking him onto his back and falling off his horse.

Then Li Hui took a few strides and stepped beside the war horse. The scout had just turned over and got up, but Li Hui punched him, and the poor guy couldn't get up again.

"Oh, it hurts to see how you beat him." Yu Binghan said, "You won't kill someone, right?"

Li Hui spread his hands: "Don't worry, I won't kill him because he cares about the people and prevents us from entering the battlefield. There are not many good people in the world, and they are worth cherishing. I just knocked him out. He moved to the grassland by the roadside and lay down for a few hours, maybe it could save his life, because we are going to help Xiang Yu run away next, maybe we really have to confront the Han army head-on, then we can’t do it Just kill him by mistake."

Yu Bing thought about it carefully, and felt that what Li Hui said made sense.

But as soon as she turned her head around, she saw Liu Bang picking up the scout's clothes. The ancient man's coat didn't even have a single piece of fat in it. When Liu Gang picked it up casually, the scout became slick, and Yu Bing quickly covered it. Eyes, screamed: "What are you going to do to him? Are you interested in men? No wonder I saw you chatting so happily with Fan Li on the plane. Could it be that the two of you have opened the door to a new world? "

"I'm dizzy!" Liu Banghan said, "Where did Miss Yu think? I just took off his clothes and put them on myself. If I want to get mixed up with the Han army, we can't do it in such strange clothes."

Only then did Yu Bing put down his hand covering his eyes, and said with a grin, "I guessed it a long time ago, I just deliberately vomited on you and Fan Li."

Liu Bang: "..."

A few minutes later, Liu Gang was the first to dress up as a Han soldier scout. After a while, Li Hui and Yu Bing knocked down two scouts in the same way. All three of them changed into scout clothes and armor. The two men were fine, but Yu Bing, a delicate young lady, was really unattractive in armor, and she couldn't ride a horse either, so Li Hui asked her to put on a helmet to cover her pretty face, and then lay on the horse's back, hugging her. Li Hui held the horse's neck, and Li Hui helped her hold the horse's rein.

The three of them walked towards the encirclement of the Han army.

Not long after walking, I ran into a lot of scouts on the road. When a large army is fighting, the scouts are often scattered dozens of miles away. When Li Hui saw the scouts, he pointed to Yu Bing who was lying on the horseback and said, "Everyone borrow Excuse me, excuse me, this scout brother accidentally fell down the mountain stream and was seriously injured, I want to take him to the doctor in the army."

Hearing what he said, no one cared about him, let the three of them go through layers of scouting nets, and came to the army!

Finally arrived at Gaixia, every time Li Hui saw Gaixia in the dark space of the Three Lives Orb, he saw it from Xiang Yu's point of view. Looking from the outside, I saw a large number of Han troops standing on the hillside in layers, many of them were holding torches and deliberately singing Chu songs. Many people in the army were running back and forth, and some people who looked like generals The Han army yelled back and forth, shouting: "Keep singing, the morale of the Chu army has collapsed, the next attack, we can take Xiang Yu down!"

"If we win this battle, the world will be ours!"

The Han soldiers laughed, and then continued to sing...

Li Hui and the other three stood on the top of the mountain behind the Han army. Looking down, there were countless torches in the night, but the torches of the Chu army surrounded in the middle were scattered and scattered. It seemed that the Chu army was indeed dead.

Yu Bing said in a low voice: "Although we have successfully sneaked into the Han army, what reason do we have to pass through the Han army formation and go inside the encirclement now?"

"It's not difficult. The biggest problem with the ancient army was the inconvenient transmission. The orders from above may not be clear to the people below, and even the leading general may not know everything." Li Hui saw a Han army standing next to him. The military flag, tore off its connecting rod, carried it on the shoulder, and then said with a smile: "From now on, we are the envoys to persuade you to surrender, you know, the envoys to persuade you to surrender."

"Huh?" Yu Bing was surprised: "What is that?"

"Just follow me!" Li Hui laughed loudly, and then galloped his horse towards the Han soldiers in front of him.

Hearing the sound of horseshoes behind them, the soldiers of the Han army who were singing the song of Chu turned their heads one after another, but they heard Li Hui yelling loudly in a vigorous voice: "This envoy, under the order of the king, went to the Chu army to persuade Xiang Yu to surrender." He was dressed in Han He is wearing military clothes, carrying a Han army flag in his hand, and there seem to be two "entourages" behind him, which looks a bit like an envoy.

(PS: Liu Bang only proclaimed himself emperor after the Gaixia War. At that time, Liu Bang was only the "King of Hanzhong", so Li Hui called it "Following the King's Order" instead of "Following the Order".)

The general leading the army at the front was Han Xin, known as the "Soldier Immortal". Hearing Li Hui's yelling, he couldn't help but hesitate slightly, and he was a little suspicious. With the king's personality, would he persuade Xiang Yu to surrender?Is Xiang Yu the one who can persuade him to surrender?That would be tantamount to seeking skin from a tiger!If you cut the grass but don't remove the roots, it will regenerate when the spring breeze blows.However, although he was suspicious, he didn't come out to stop him. If Liu Bang, who was lagging behind in information in ancient times, issued any orders, it's not surprising that Han Xin and the soldiers on the front line didn't know about it in advance, because there was no radio, no mobile phone.Han Xin's suspicion was only for a moment, and the three cavalry had already passed through the Han army and entered the encirclement.

At this time, it's too late to call out to stop them, not to mention, there are only three people, even if they are spies, so what if we let you in?Han Xin doesn't care either!

Li Hui and the other three passed through with ease. Liu Bang and Yu Bing were so nervous that their hearts were raised in their throats. They were afraid that Han Xin's orders would send all three of them here, but Li Hui Hui's yelling trick really worked, and soon the three of them were at a safe distance.

Only then did Yu Bing heave a sigh of relief: "It's so scary, if you get caught, you will die without a place to die."

Liu Bang also said with lingering fear: "It's fortunate that Li Hui can still be so calm in this situation."