The Former Wife Came to the Door

The tigress not only has something to say, but also speaks very fast: "Wearing this ancient costume on her is like a Shuangfeiyan mouse paired with a Shuangfeiyan keyboard, or like a deaf and dumb married, or like a robber. Being locked up in the same cell as the bandits...it fits to the point where it can't fit anymore, it's so seamless, it's impeccable, it's so old-fashioned! Good!"

What a jerk, what's with these adjectives?Are you bragging or hurting?Li Hui almost jumped up.Did you do this on purpose?I just refuse to praise my work well. I have a grudge against you in his past life, or what?Could it be that you have been played badly by me in your last life, and you have been put on eighteen appearances, first [woo] and then [woo], as a humanoid flesh weapon [woo] and then [woo], you are here on a special trip in this life. Revenge?

The tigress didn't know that Li Hui had written her a hundred times in her mind, she waved her hand and said, "Okay, you have successfully completed this work, go and give this memory card to the art editor and let him She used these photos to make a new cover... um... it's none of your business, so what are you doing standing here?"

"Then my bonus..."

"Of course not." Wu Meiqi's voice changed back to his usual icy tone: "But if you stay in my office again and interfere with my normal work, you will be deducted."

I wipe, dead woman!Damn, Li Hui angrily pushed the door and left.

"Slow!" Wu Meiqi suddenly stopped him again.

"Didn't you tell me to go?" Li Hui was about to go berserk.

Wu Meiqi's face suddenly flashed a look of scum, a pervert, and a human-shaped self-propelled gun, and said coldly: "If I'm not mistaken, these photos were taken in your home... You moved in. When you were in your new home, you invited all your colleagues to play at your house, and I still remember this sofa and coffee table."

"Yeah, it was taken at my house, what's the matter?" Li Hui wondered, complaining in his heart: You remember the sofa and coffee table in your subordinate's house so clearly, why are you going to make trouble?Why do you look at me in this way when you take pictures in my house?

Wu Meiqi's fingers bounced quickly on the table, showing the anger in her heart: "Okay, these photos were just taken, right? It's still early in the morning, right? You just ran out and took them at home in a blink of an eye. These photos, right? Let’s analyze them together, hum… This woman lived in your house last night, right? Otherwise, even if you hired a model, it should be the location of the photo, and it is impossible to take pictures at home.”

What a powerful analytical ability, although the tigress is irritable and ruthless, her analytical ability is first-class.Li Hui praised her IQ in his heart and said, "Yeah, for some reason, this woman stayed at my house last night, what's wrong?"

"You're actually sleeping! Scumbags, perverts, humanoid bulldozers, nasty, go to hell!" Wu Meiqi spewed out a lot of terms that Li Hui thought had nothing to do with him, and thought she was spouting others.

She angrily pointed at the door of the office and said, "Get out of the humanoid bulldozer. Don't enter my office again."

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Chapter 9. The concubine is sewing

So she just praised her IQ just now, and she immediately dropped her IQ directly to the lower limit.Hey, your reasoning in front of you is so accurate, don't suddenly make me wrong in the most critical place, what's going on with the sleeping tender model?Where can I sleep with a tender model at home?I want to sleep, you can find me one.

Li Hui screamed, and before he could explain, the tigress jumped up, pushed Li Hui out of the office with force, and then locked the door with a bang.

Looking down at the memory card in her hand, Li Hui suddenly realized that the tender model in her mouth was referring to Meng Jiangnu!Women in ancient times married early, usually at the age of 800 or [-]. Apparently, Nv Meng Jiang married Qiliang at about the same age. Just after getting married, Qiliang was arrested to build the Great Wall. One year later, Nv Meng Jiang visited relatives and found Qi Liang. Liang was dead, and for ten days and ten nights, the [-]-li Great Wall collapsed, and then the Jade Emperor sent Taibaijinxing to take her through time and space to find her husband.

If you figure it out, Meng Jiangnu has not yet turned eighteen this year!When she appeared on the stage, she was a husband and a concubine, which made Li Hui mistakenly think of her as a royal sister-level wife. In fact, this guy is completely a girl, and she has a beautiful appearance and a model-level temperament.

By the standards of modern society, she is a tender model!

"Fuck, even if I really have a young model at home, but I didn't sleep with her, even if she is asleep, it's none of your business!" Li Hui scolded angrily at the door of the editor-in-chief's office, um, in a low voice , only you can hear it.

There was a burst of warm applause suddenly behind him, and when he looked back, all the male colleagues in the office looked at him with admiration: "Li Hui, I can't tell, your kid actually slept with a tender model."

"Great, great!"

"Can you introduce another young model to my brother so I can get to know him."

It turned out that Wu Meiqi roared in a high-octave voice just now. Even though the door of the office was across, colleagues outside could clearly hear her scolding Li Hui for sleeping tenderly.His image suddenly became taller in the hearts of male colleagues. Do you think Sleeping Nen Mo is qualified for any man?There are very few people who can do this among the common people!Can be called the idol of diaosi men.

However, the female colleagues in the office are different, their eyes are as cold as ice...

Li Hui looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and burst into tears. I would rather let my male colleagues despise me and let my female colleagues regard me as an idol.

He walked up to the team leader of the art editor, referred to as the team leader of the United States, and handed the memory card with both hands: "There are a few photos in it, and the editor-in-chief asked you to use it as the cover of the next issue of the magazine."

The team leader of the United States swept over with his eyes that could kill people. This guy was a female colleague, and she snorted coldly: "Understood, it's a photo of the tender model you slept with, tsk tsk... tsk tsk... tsk tsk... Don't worry, public is public, private is private, I despise your humanoid bulldozer in private, but I will not be ambiguous in public affairs, I will handle the photo of your concubine very well, hum! hum! hum!"

After humming three times, the editor whispered, "Damn, why don't you come to sleep with my mother."

Li Hui was taken aback, Nima, don't look in the mirror to see what you look like, Zhu Bajie looks like you in women's clothes, and the female dwarf's beard is about the same length as yours, who dares to sleep with you?Aren't you afraid of giving birth to mutants?

Well, now there is no way to stay in this office, Li Hui had to say to the editor team leader: "I went out to interview a few mobile phone manufacturers."

The editing team leader waved his hand tacitly and said: "Go, go, the young model at home is still waiting...cough...the mobile phone manufacturer is still waiting for you, um, hurry up, the interview work is very important Yes, you are so enthusiastic about your work, I am very pleased as your immediate boss, remember to introduce me to a young model next time."

Li Hui slammed the door and went out, and drove home as if running for his life. The home was quiet. Meng Jiangnv, a beauty in ancient costume, was sitting on the sofa gently, holding a needle and thread and a piece of cloth in her hands. Her wrists were flying, and she was sewing something. thing.This picture is very beautiful and full of warmth. If you just look at it, you almost think of her as a virtuous and virtuous wife and sister.

Li Hui quickly shook his head, no, this woman is still a girl under 18, don't use her to think about things that are forbidden: "What are you sewing?"

Meng Jiangnu stood up happily: "Xiang Gong is back again? The concubine is sewing clothes for you."

"Sew clothes for me?" Li Hui was taken aback. His girlfriend, who had long since broken up, had knitted a sweater for him in college. The happiness he felt at that time is still vivid in his mind, and now he has another The woman was willing to sew clothes for herself, she was so moved that her tears almost fell.

Meng Jiangnu unfolded the half-sewn garment to Li Hui to see, it was a long gown!Orthodox Chinese long shirt style.

Li Hui moved and said: "Thank you for your kindness, but... the style of your sewing is a little old, and it is not convenient to wear it on the street. Now the popular work clothes are this kind of work clothes I wear, and their name is suits. "

"Oh, that's okay, just change it to a 'suit' like yours." Meng Jiangnu said softly, "I'm not bragging about my body, no matter what style of clothes you have, you can sew them at a glance."

Li Hui smiled and said, "Okay, I'm waiting to wear the suit you sewed." He was smiling happily, but suddenly he felt something was wrong and asked anxiously, "Where did you get the cloth?"

Meng Jiangnu pointed to the bathroom: "It's hanging in that room, so strange, the thatched hut is already very small, I don't know why another piece of cloth should be hung in the middle of the hut to separate it in half. I think this is a complete waste of cloth. Well, what a good cloth, strong and waterproof, I took it to sew clothes."

"Shower curtain?" Li Hui suddenly felt that the whole person was not well, and rushed over with a stride, took the "new clothes" from her hand and took a closer look. Isn't it a shower curtain, my God, it's a piece of plastic sheeting what.Who dares to wear a suit made of plastic sheeting on the street?It's definitely going to be super big news. I don't know how many people will watch it. Even homeless people who pick up garbage don't dare to wear this thing.

No, I can't give this woman an order like "don't ask more". It seems that it is necessary to give her a new era of popular science knowledge education, as well as a new era of ideological and moral education, humanities and customs education, eighteen kinds of education. Appearance education, life knowledge education... Huh?There seems to be something inexplicable mixed in the middle, ignore it, ignore it.

Li Hui waved to her and said, "Come with me, let's go out for a walk. It just so happens that I don't need to go to work today. It is necessary to spend a whole day explaining to you the rules of survival in this era."

"Concubine, but according to the orders of the minister." Meng Jiangnu immediately followed behind him obediently.

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