The Former Wife Came to the Door

The Jade Emperor was chatting with the Taishang Laojun when a little fairy official ran in timidly and said loudly: "Report! Your Majesty the Jade Emperor, the whereabouts of Tianxixing, who was stolen by the widowed star, have been found out." , At present, it has fallen into the hands of a mortal who was reincarnated by Tianxixing... That person is named Li Hui, who lives in Shuangqing City and is an editor of a magazine."

The Jade Emperor was taken aback: "Huh? Tian Xixing got his natal star? This... This is a big problem. If he regains his sanity and understands that he is the reincarnation of King Zhou, it might be another battle of conferred gods." .”

The little Tianguan was sweating profusely: "Yes! Please make a decision, Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor turned to the Taishang Laojun next to him, and said in a low voice: "Old Lord, how do you think about this matter? Do you want to send a stronger disciple of Chanjiao to kill the reincarnated person of Tianxixing?"

Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes slightly, his long white eyebrows trembled slightly, shook his head and said: "No! Don't forget the "Grass Mud Horse Convention" signed by all sects in the world. It is clearly written in the agreement: no gods are allowed to treat Mortals attack directly, otherwise the world will strike together."

Taishang Laojun sighed: "Tianxixing has been reincarnated and has become a mortal. If we do something to him, it will break the contract. Maybe all the gods in the world, including Jesus, Sakyamuni, and Amaterasu ... They will all come to our door to reason with us, and then we will be in serious trouble."

The Jade Emperor said with a bitter face: "After all, why did you sign such a broken contract?"

Taishang Laojun snorted and said: "The source of gods' actions comes from human beliefs. If there are no mortals, there will be no beliefs, and all gods will be finished. If our Taoism wants to destroy the gods of Catholicism, then we only need It is enough to kill all the mortals who believe in Catholicism, but this is never allowed by the gods of Catholicism. In the same way, if the Catholic Church kills all the mortals who believe in Taoism, our Taoist gods will be completely finished... When gods fight, mortals suffer. In this way, in order to avoid such a situation, all gods in the world had to jointly formulate the "Grass Mud Horse Convention" to prohibit gods from harming mortals, which is the same as human countries signing treaties not to use nuclear weapons."

The Jade Emperor said, "But what about Tianxixing?"

Taishang Laojun pinched his fingers, hummed and said: "He holds the natal star, but he has not awakened the divine power. So far, he has used the abilities of ordinary people in previous lives, that is to say, even if he holds the natal star He is still a mortal, so we still can't attack him. It seems that to deal with him, we can only use our most traditional moves..."

"What move?" Jade Emperor was amazed.

"Tuomeng!" Taishang Laojun snorted coldly and said: "Let mortals deal with mortals, this is the best way, let me see who can pull out and practice against Tianxixing..."

He closed his eyes, flicked his fingers for a while, suddenly opened his eyes, and said with a smile: "Yes! Liu Gang!"

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Shuangqing City, the town of every demon!

(PS: There is no such township in Shuangqing City, so don’t try to find it on the map.)

Fengmo Township is located on the edge of Shuangqing City, close to the border of Sichuan Province. This is a very vast township with a permanent population of more than 1 people. It has ten towns and villages under its jurisdiction, and a small town. Many years ago, Fengmo Township was just a dilapidated place that was too poor to even afford trousers, but here is a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters and pleasant scenery.

Due to the beautiful scenery, the tourism industry here has gradually become popular, and the tourism industry has driven other industries, making the economy of Fengmo Township develop rapidly.In recent years, a tourism company has invested in an ancient city here, which can not only be used to attract tourists, but also be used to film some costume dramas.

Moreover, it has also received investment from Datang Shizi Technology Co., Ltd., and a factory has been built here to assemble some parts.Recently, they also received a poverty alleviation fund from Fan Li, a cultural relic dealer, and built several elementary schools in succession, which can be described as thriving.

The mayor of Fengmo Township is Liu Gang!

At this time, the moon and stars are scarce, and the insects outside the window are screaming very loudly. Liu Bang and his wife Lu Zhi were very excited last night, and performed a Dongxuanzi 36 pose. After playing tired, Lu Zhi put one leg on Liu Bang On the stomach, fell into a deep sleep.The couple were sleeping soundly. Suddenly, Liu Bang opened his eyes and sat up, sweating profusely.

Lu Zhi was awakened by his strange movements, and was taken aback: "Husband, what are you doing? You are so startled in the middle of the night, you want to die?"

Liu Bang sweated and said: "I had a dream just now, Taishang Laojun said to me in the dream, there is a big nemesis in my life, I am against this person, if I don't suppress his arrogance If I go on, I will never be able to become a master.”

"Huh? What kind of feudal superstition is this?" Lu Zhi said angrily, "Did you always dream of getting promoted to the palace and becoming a master, but in the end you made yourself foolish?"

Liu Bang shook his head and said: "No, my dream is so real. I feel that I am Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and Li Hui is Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu. He bullies me, steps on me, and threatens me with banquets I, if I don’t defeat him, I won’t be able to gain the world. Later, Taishang Laojun jumped out to me in a dream and said, I have to step on Li Hui before I can climb up, and I have to get off when he goes up, I can only go up when he goes down, and he and I are incompatible."

"You're talking nonsense! What's going up and down, you're gay among gays! You're Liu Bang? I'm still Lu Zhi! Besides, what do you mean by stepping on it? He doesn't mix in officialdom, you two can't fight together, how can you step on it?" Him?" Lu Zhi said angrily, "Now the Empress Dowager is going to take over the power, go to bed right away, don't let wild thoughts!"

"Obey, my wife!" Liu Bang didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, he quickly got into bed and covered his head with the quilt. Although the things in the dream were not accurate, he thought about it in his heart, and he couldn't resolve the discomfort a feeling of.

Zhuang Xinxiao dreams of butterflies, who knows if the things in my dreams are real?Maybe, now I am living in a dream?

Should you take the red pill or the blue pill?

Do you understand the meaning of life?

Do you want to be truly alive?

Yes or NO?

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In the early morning, Li Hui hummed a little tune and drove his beloved little broken car.Today the car was quite lively, there were four girls in total, Diao Jing sat in the passenger seat, Zhao Chunv, Zhou Yijing, and Takeda Xuanzi sat in the back row.

Zhou Yijing was in a good mood as the car drove through the popular urban area, and said with a smile, "Husband, why are Sister Diao and Sister Zhao together today?"

Li Hui said with a smile: "Today, the crew asked the three of us to go over, saying that we have something to announce, so I drove them along."

"Oh?" Zhou Yijing asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

"Uh, it seems like we're going to be on location." Li Hui said with a smile: "Actually, a few days ago, it was time to shoot my location scene, but because I was injured and hospitalized, the crew filmed the Chibi scene earlier. The location battles related to Lu Bu, such as the Battle of Hulaoguan and the Battle of Xuzhou, have been postponed, and now that I have been discharged from the hospital, I am in good health, and the filming of the Chibi scene is over, so it is probably my turn."

"Oh, so that's the case." Zhou Yijing pursed her lips, "Isn't that going to be on a business trip again? You can't come back after going on location for a few days."

"It's okay, when I'm on a business trip, there will be bodyguards in black suits driving you."

As soon as she heard the bodyguards in black suits picking them up, Zhou Yijing sweated profusely: "No, don't add any more strange jobs to them."

"Haha!" The other girls couldn't help laughing.

Li Hui sent Zhou Yijing and Takeda Xuanzi to school first, and then drove the remaining two girls towards the crew.

When I arrived at the place, I saw that there were so many actors who came this time, they were densely packed and filled the whole room.Because the battle of Hulaoguan was very large-scale, and the [-] princes joined forces to challenge Dong, in short, almost all the monarchs had to be pulled out for a walk, so this scene required an unprecedented number of actors.Liu Guanzhang, the three big dicks, Cao Bianju, Yuan Zhao, Yuan Mu, Sun Gu... There are countless familiar faces in the crowd,

When Liu Guanzhang saw him, he immediately waved his hand from a distance as a greeting.Cao Bianju also pretended to be enthusiastic and smiled and called "Mr. Li", but Yuan Zhao, Yuan Mu and others were not so easy to get along with. These people rolled their eyes at Li Hui, obviously not giving up.

Li Hui ignored them, laughed, and sat next to San Diaosi, and Diao Jing also sat next to him, but it was inconvenient for Zhao Chunv to sit among the actors, she shrank into the crowd of crew members.