The Former Wife Came to the Door

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"Wow!" Li Hui jumped up from the icy lake. The lake in March was so icy that it almost froze Li Hui's bones. He clenched his fists and roared, "Miss Zhao, what's wrong with you?" ? Always eavesdropping on other people's dating girls? Eavesdropping is fine, how many times have you made random shots like this inexplicably in the past few months?"

Zhao Chunv snorted coldly and said: "If you don't want people to hear you, please keep your voice down. In broad daylight, you are enjoying the scenery by the Taihu Lake, but you are talking like this next to you, who can bear it?" It turned out that she was also sitting Sitting on a reclining chair, with the refreshing lake breeze blowing, it was a very pleasant mood, but it was messed up by Li Hui's sentence "everyday makes love".

"That's all!" Li Hui stopped being angry for a moment. In fact, he would not be really angry with a girl, especially a beautiful girl. He simply took off his clothes and trousers, and just wore plain He smiled and said, "It's just a lap to stretch your muscles. Miss Zhao, do you want to go down to the lake for a swimming competition? If you win, I will follow your order. If you lose, follow my order."

"No!" Zhao Chunv said with a dark face, "I didn't bring my swimsuit to the ancient times."

"Cut!" Li Hui snorted, "There are many problems. What kind of swimsuit do you want? Underwear? You see, what I wear is boxer bottoms. I haven't figured it out. What's the difference between underwear and a swimsuit? How many places are not the same?"

"It's not the same!" Zhao Chunv was frantic: "Swim by yourself, don't talk nonsense."

Li Hui laughed. In fact, he knew the difference between underwear and swimsuits, but he knew that he knew it, but he had to pretend not to know it. This is the true nature of a man!Swimming into the lake with his arms open, he swam far away in an instant. Xi Siyu picked up the clothes and pants he took off and threw by the lake, and washed them in the clear lake water. At this time, Taihu Lake was not polluted. , the water quality is so good that people are fascinated, and Sisiyu's snow-white hand caresses in the lake, which is so beautiful that people are fascinated.

After wringing out Li Hui's clothes, she hung them to dry on a nearby branch. Then, holding her fragrant cheeks, she carefully watched Li Hui swimming around in the lake, and was fascinated by it after a while.

"What are you looking at? See how unreliable he is?" Zhao Chunv said angrily.

"Look for his good points and let yourself fall in love with him as soon as possible!" Xi Siyu smiled lightly.

"Since you haven't fallen in love yet, then don't jump into his trap." Zhao Chunv sweated, "What is there to love about this man? Hurry up and find another man to love is the kingly way."

Xi Siyu smiled softly and said: "After seeing his attitude towards Xi Shi in the previous life, do you still think it is necessary to find another man to love? He is right, great love is boundless, unparalleled in the world, he is the most worthy There is no such thing as a man I love. I used to be blind, but I fell in love with such a ruthless and ruthless man as Fan Li. I was blind. I was afraid that I would be blind again and love the wrong person. So you don’t need to look for other men everywhere, just look for this one.”

"Oh? Is that so?" Zhao Chunv found that what she said was so reasonable, she was speechless.

But she doesn't like the feeling of being taken over by others. She is a master, how can a master lose?So Zhao Chunv was very calm, very serious, and said to Xi Siyu very seriously: "Since you have identified this man, you definitely don't want him to die, right? Then please remind him quickly that the Taihu Lake Basin is the birthplace and breeding ground of alligators. The Chinese alligator must have been indispensable in the ancient Taihu Lake, and swimming in the lake was a near-death experience, and it is a miracle that he was fine after swimming in the lake for so long."

"Huh?" Xi Siyu was taken aback, jumped up suddenly, and shouted into the lake: "Mr. Li, come back quickly, this is not the modern Taihu Lake, it is the ancient Taihu Lake, and there are a lot of alligators in it!"

"Nani?" Hearing this, Li Hui was so scared that his forehead burst into sweat. I bought a bag last year. It was super wearable. I fucking chose to swim in a lake with many crocodiles. Do I need it? alive?

Li Hui was so frightened that he pissed and pissed, swam desperately back to the shore, and as soon as he washed up on the shore, he quickly looked back at the aquatic plants by the lake: "Where's the crocodile? Where's the crocodile?"

"Hahaha!" Maiden Zhao couldn't help laughing, "Look at how scared you are. The alligator is small and won't take the initiative to attack humans at all. Why are you afraid of doing this? Hahahaha!"

"Damn it! Damn woman, are you kidding me?" Li Hui plunged back into the lake after hearing this.Being fooled by a woman, but he is not angry, life is all about you fooling me and I fooling you, if one person always has the upper hand, no matter what aspect you have to act like Long Aotian, If you never lose money, no one will like it.

It’s not bad to eat a little bit of food once in a while, it can make him always remember that he is not the smartest person in the world, and there are still many things he doesn’t understand, and he will be tricked and tricked by others , don't be too arrogant, and don't turn your tail up to the sky.

At this moment, Xi Siyu also breathed a sigh of relief. She took a long bamboo pole and poked it a few times in the water plants by the lake, and she really poked a Chinese alligator. Although this kind of crocodile is also called a crocodile , but the whole body is no longer as long as a human arm. They belong to very small crocodiles, and they really do not pose any threat to humans. They don't even dare to take the initiative to attack humans, this "giant monster". "Hiss" and glared at her fiercely.

Xi Siyu couldn't help laughing: "Hehe, the little crocodile is quite cute."

At this time, Fu Chai came out of the thatched hut with his second wife, and he also came out to breathe the wind from the lake. In the past few months, Fu Chai has been in a bad mood. Thinking of Xi Shi returning to Fan Li, he His heart hurts like a knife, but it has been hurting for several months. From the winter to the spring and March, the pain is almost numb. In recent days, he has often come out and walked around, and he is no longer depressed.

Seeing Xi Siyu by the lake teasing the little crocodile with a bamboo pole, Fu Chai sighed, and then called out to Li Hui in the lake in a jealous and envious tone: "Brother Li, you are really good. This Xi Shi is so beautiful, it is such a joy to be with her, but now my Xi Shi has become someone else's property, alas..."

Li Hui poked his head out of the water and said with a smile, "Don't just envy me, you and Xi Shi have [beep] for 20 years, and Xi Siyu and I are still pure friendship, alas, be jealous It’s me who hates you! Speaking of which, what did the spies you sent to the city say? Where is the Yue army now? Have King Goujian and Fan Li returned?”

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Hearing him asking about the business, Fu Chai quickly regained his composure, and said solemnly: "The spies said that King Goujian of Yue had spent several months to suppress the state of Wu, and the teacher returned to the court. I'm coming back."

"Really? It seems that my Spring and Autumn Journey is finally coming to an end." Li Hui laughed loudly: "I really don't want to leave, I'm living a fairy-like life here."

Fu Chai didn't quite understand what Li Hui was saying. In fact, Li Hui didn't tell him what to do next. He just asked him to send spies to spy on the military situation, and then let him live in seclusion by the Taihu Lake with peace of mind.With Fuchai's previous violent temperament, it is absolutely impossible for him to listen to other people's words so easily. It is precisely because he refused to listen to Wu Zixu's strategy that he led to the ruin of the country and family, but it is also because of the ruin of the country and family. , changed his whole person, he was no longer so aggressive, and he began to listen to other people's words, especially Li Hui's words, which he always felt were worth listening to.

Li Hui ordered: "Brother Fucha, get your spies to cheer up and keep a close watch on the outside of Fan's residence. In the past few days, if you find any signs of Fan Li leaving the city, come back and notify us." In a word, Li Hui swam back into the lake again, patted the water leisurely, and suddenly he found a strange fish in the water, after looking carefully for a few times, he exclaimed happily: "Wow, Taihu whitebait! This is a good thing, come here, obediently come to uncle's bowl, I want to eat whitebait porridge tonight..."

Seeing that unreliable guy in the lake suddenly started catching fish, Fu Chai couldn't help crying and laughing, and ordered the spies to go.

The dinner that night was really whitebait porridge, a big bowl for each person.

Li Hui held the big bowl and smiled triumphantly: "Girls, thank me, I did my best to catch this for everyone."

"I'm talking nonsense again." Zhao Chunv said angrily, "Obviously you didn't catch any of them, but in the end Fucha's spies went to the fishermen to borrow nets and finally caught some. What does this have to do with you? "

"Hey? Don't worry about the details, those who care about the details are idiots." Li Hui immediately changed the topic: "In a few days, we will almost be able to go home. The Vietnamese army has already returned, and Fan Li and Xi Shi must have returned with the army. , Fan Li didn't have time to deal with Xi Shi when he was fighting abroad, but after returning home, he should almost deal with the relationship between him and Xi Shi, ha...ha!"

Li Hui's last two "ha", in fact, there was no smile in it, it was just a dry laugh.

Fan Li, who was burying his head in his meal next to him and didn't talk or interrupt, knew that it was directed at himself, so he had no choice but to say: "That's right, according to my personality, I definitely don't care about Xi Shi when I'm doing business. I don't care about anything. After returning to China, I will start to think about it when I have a little free time. Xi Shi is too annoying a woman, and it is a trouble to stay with her. If you give it to Goujian, you will worry that Goujian will follow in the footsteps of Fucha. You can't be addicted to beauty. Extricating oneself caused the country of Yue to perish. So... Of course, it is more comfortable to kill her, so as to save her from yelling."

At this time, Xi Siyu spoke, but before she spoke, she still took a cautious look at Fan Li. It seemed that her fear of him hadn't been completely dispelled. However, thinking that Li Hui was by her side, there was nothing to be afraid of. She raised her voice and said : "According to the legends I have found, the most widespread and credible one is the record in "Wuyue Spring and Autumn" that "Yue Fuxi is applied to the river, and the orders follow the barbarians". Made of bags. This sentence is already very telling, coupled with the folklore at that time, the truth is roughly: After the Vietnamese army returned to the country, Fan Li asked Xi Shi to meet outside the city by the Taihu Lake. So I came happily, but Fan Li took her to a cruise ship, and when he reached the middle of the lake, he stuffed her into a cowhide bag and threw her into the lake, so Xi Shi died like this."

What the two said made Zhao Chunv's face change color, and she almost lifted the table, but Li Hui held the table tightly to prevent her from lifting it up: "Hey, hey, once you lift the table, all our whitebait porridge will be destroyed. It's over, can't you save a little food?"

Zhao Chunv pointed at Fan Li and said, "Is what this guy said human? But he really did this in history. How can I sleep if I don't lift the table?"

Li Hui spread his hands: "Now that things have happened, don't you already know that he is this kind of person? At first, I thought he was inhumane, and I wanted to stab him to death, but after thinking about it carefully, I felt that he was so inhuman from the beginning. It's actually quite good to make this attitude clear. If a woman falls into his hands, you don't have to worry about being NTRed by him. It's quite safe. Miss Zhao, let me tell you one thing. It doesn't matter how you cheat, as long as you don't NTR me, you can still be friends."

Zhao Chunv was speechless immediately.

After a while, she asked in a low voice, "Okay, what's your final plan?"