The Former Wife Came to the Door

The fat man was sweating profusely: "Listen...listen...heard..."

"It's good to hear about it." Aiko Naoe whispered: "If you don't want to be put into a cement bucket and sink into Tokyo Bay, get out of here immediately and change to another flight. Have you seen those boys outside? Go find them For a plane ticket, let’s say that Sister Zhijiang ordered it to be paid to you.”

The fat man was sweating profusely: "But... the little one... I didn't offend you, and the little one can help you as a translator. You female translators are incompetent. There was an important word just now that she didn't understand at all. If you don’t know how to translate, that’s Aruba.”

"Baga!" Naoe Aiko was furious: "You are an incompetent translator for saying such shameless words, get out! Otherwise, ten of your fingers will be chopped off. Be careful, only use the out-of-the-box ones, if you dare Use it for me, it will look good with you."

The fat man screamed: "Yes, yes, yes, the little one will roll off immediately." After speaking, the fat man rolled off the plane like a meat ball.

Li Hui shook his head at Fatty's back: "Oh, poor Fatty, if I deal with you, although you will feel very uncomfortable, you can still get on this flight anyway, but Aiko will deal with you , you will be miserable."

The poor fat man had just rolled away when the stewardess screamed: "Passenger, don't run away, this passenger, come back quickly! There can't be fewer people on the plane, you are such a fat person, it will have a great impact on the weight of the plane." Big, you can’t go down casually, once you go down, the left wing of the plane will appear a little lighter, and we have to recalculate the counterweight.”

Li Hui wiped off his sweat: "Fuck me, this fat man is so fat that it affects the balance of the plane's counterweight? It really is a super utility. However, the counterweight is a small problem. Let the boys outside carry a clay one." Wouldn’t it be fine for the big civet cat to come up and place it on this seat?”

This is Li Hui's habitual wave, talking nonsense in a serious manner, just because the other person is a beautiful flight attendant, if it is a male flight attendant, Li Hui will definitely stop talking nonsense.

The stewardess flew on the China-Japan route, and was bilingual in both Chinese and Japanese. She could understand Li Hui's rogue, and thought about Li Hui's words seriously, and said, "Huh? This plan seems feasible."

"Damn it, don't you?" Li Hui was shocked: "You're actually seriously considering my nonsense plan? Japanese airlines take jujube pills! Come on, let me get off the plane, I feel alive on this plane Danger."

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After making a fuss for a while, the plane finally took off. It would be impossible to put a civet cat or something. Finally, the crew recalculated the counterweight and adjusted the passenger seats to solve the imbalance problem caused by the fat man getting off the plane.

Nobuko Uesugi was free to say to Li Hui: "Mr. Li, Aiko and I are going to travel in China to relax, can I bother you?"

Li Hui smiled and said: "Of course, it's absolutely fine. It should be said, please come and bother me, and don't bother other men, or I will be jealous."

Zheng Dan gave him a hard look, and translated: "Mr. Li said, isn't it nice to have friends coming from afar."

"Wow, Mr. Li can actually recite poems! How elegant!" The two Japanese girls were tricked again.

Li Hui started counting the heads with his fingers. He is currently living in the duplex provided by Queen Lolita. There are 8 rooms, 3 halls and 3 bathrooms in the house. Li Hui, Wang Changxi, Meng Jiangnv, and Wu Meiqi have already lived in the eight bedrooms. , Xiao Feifei, Yang Miaozhen, Li Qingzhu, and Zheng Dan are already fully occupied, and now I want to add two more Japanese girls to come in, there is no room to live in, alas!What's wrong with this?What if none of these women want to let go?

When the plane arrived at Shuangqing International Airport, it was already five or six o'clock in the morning. A group of people left the airport and walked on a deserted street at six o'clock in the morning.

It is the first time for Xinzi and Aiko to come to China, and they are full of strangers to this country. Look left and right. Of course, Shuangqing City is far less prosperous than Jingdong, but the mountain city of Shuangqing has a unique charm. It is also nicknamed "Old Shuangqing in memory, Diaojiaolou on the cliff". You can see steep slopes with extremely steep slopes everywhere, and on such steep slopes, a small house will be densely built, in the middle of the house. There are also stone ladder paths interspersed, which are as complicated as spider webs.

Uesugi Nobuko looked at the stone steps among the old houses, and said in a deep voice, "Well, it's a good place to fight."

Naoe Aiko also nodded and said, "It's not easy for the cops to catch us when we are hacking people in such a complicated environment."

Big man Zheng Dan, damn it, it was hard enough for me to translate Li Hui's nonsense, but now you two women are starting too?But you two are not my boss, I don't seem to need to protect your face, so I will just translate it literally.

Zheng Dan literally translated the two women's words, but Li Hui didn't care at all, and said with a grin: "Yes, Shuangqing is a good place to fight. The so-called troublesome people come out of poor mountains and evil waters, precisely because of Shuangqing Such a treacherous mountain and treacherous water can raise such a tricky and weird man like me."

Zheng Dan clutched his heart, and translated with difficulty: "Mr. Li said, don't look at the strange terrain of Shuangqing, but there are outstanding people here."

"Oh? The earth spirits haven't felt it yet, but the outstanding people have felt it." Xinzi and Aiko said to Li Hui together: "It must be a great city that can raise heroes like Mr. Li."

Zheng Dan spat a few mouthfuls of blood, thinking: Yes, it is really ashamed to be able to raise such a perverted man, Shuangqing City continues to eat jujube pills like this.

A taxi came from the street ahead, Li Hui stopped it with a wave, and let Hualan get into the car first, Hualan smiled and said: "I'll go back first, see you at the company tomorrow."

Li Hui nodded: "Okay, see you tomorrow!"

The taxi disappeared on the highway. Nobuko and Aiko were amazed. They couldn't help asking, "Huh? Isn't Ms. Hua your wife? Why didn't you go home with you?"

"Oh, my family's current situation is quite complicated." Li Hui said with a smile: "In short, you are going to visit, and you will know when you get there."

The two Japanese girls looked bewildered, and followed Li Hui and Zheng Dan into another taxi. The two couldn't help but think to themselves: This is nonsense, as the wife, Ms. Hua lives alone elsewhere, but it seems that this woman Ms. Zheng, who is the interpreter, lives with Mr. Li. This situation is a bit tricky, I don’t understand it!The relationship between people in China is so strange.

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PS: In the transitional daily life chapter, some things cannot be explained without explanation.Like how many people live in eight rooms in the house, I actually mentioned it before, but some readers missed it by themselves, and then came to me and asked me, isn’t Li Hui’s house small at [-] square meters?Why are there so many rooms for girls?I sprayed a few mouthfuls of blood at that time!In my opinion, although the confessional chapters are not good-looking, you still need to read them.

PS: The next chapter is at 11 o'clock.

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11 o'clock in the morning, the third update today

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When the four returned to Li Hui's home, it was already around 7:[-] in the morning.

The sky had already turned pale, and Li Hui knew from looking at the sky that Meng Jiangnv, who works at sunrise and sleeps at sunset, must have woken up by now.The fact was exactly as he expected, the moment the door was opened, Meng Jiangnu rushed over from the table in the living room, holding a tablecloth in her hand, and shouted happily: "Master, you finally came back safely. , woo... woo... that's great... I didn't die in a foreign country this time... woo, it's really great."

Meng Jiangnu had been worried for several days. She knew that today was the day when Li Hui would return to the country, so she got up at dawn and waited for him in the living room.The waiting time was so long that she couldn't calm down at all, so she took a tablecloth and wiped it around the house until all the furniture in the house shone brightly.Finally hearing the sound of the door opening, she couldn't hold back the excitement in her heart, and rushed forward with a swipe of the ground.

In fact, other women are also very worried about Li Hui's safety. Being away from home will always cause family members to worry, but no one has experienced the tragedy of her husband going away to labor and never coming back like Meng Jiangnu, so no one will Worry like she was restless.

Seeing that Li Hui was safe, Meng Jiangnv fell to the ground with a big stone in her heart. She couldn't control her emotions at all, and burst into tears with a "wow": "It's great that Xianggong is not dead, and that Xianggong is not buried in the city wall." It's..."

As soon as she cried, Mother Earth felt bad all over, the house began to shake, and the neighbors next door screamed miserably: "Ahhh, there is another earthquake, this earthquake is so small, hurry up run away."

"Honey, put on your clothes and run away, don't run around naked..." At the same time as these words sounded, a woman ran down the stairs. , and wanted to continue running to the next floor, but immediately a naked man chased her out and dragged her back.

In that startled glance, Li Hui had already seen the woman's face clearly, and felt his chest was struck by lightning: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I am willing to watch it, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can't do it anymore, I feel like my heart wants to shout loudly: "If you are ugly, don't come out to scare people ahhhhhhh!"

No, let’s get to the point now. No matter what happens to the neighbors next door, let’s hurry up to comfort my wife. If the house is going to collapse, we won’t be able to get out alive. I can't bear the pressure of tens of thousands of tons of reinforced concrete on my body.

Li Hui quickly started to comfort the work: "My wife, don't cry, don't you think I'm fine?"

"Woo... Although my husband is fine, I still can't help but cry... Woo..."