The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Ah, Mr. Li is really considerate." Nobuko Uesugi blushed and said, "Japanese men don't think of such details. Chinese men are indeed much more considerate than Japanese men."

"Well, I can't agree with your statement." Li Hui said solemnly: "It's not because Japanese men are not as gentle as Chinese men. It's because I'm also the best and most considerate type of Chinese men, okay? To sum it up, I am the man who crushes men all over the world. No one is better than me, wow ha ha ha, I am the highest masterpiece of all human men, the benchmark, No.1, standing in the center of the world overlooking the world, giving up Who am I!"

Uesugi Nobuko was sweating profusely, bit Naoe Aiko's ear and said, "Mr. Li's Japanese seems to be not right again..."

Naoe Aiko nodded desperately: "Maybe Japanese is too difficult to learn."

Li Hui paid the bill and walked out of the store. Nobuko Uesugi took out another wad of money and wanted to return the money for the few DVDs she picked out to Li Hui. Let me give you the DVD. Alas, I can understand girls wanting to peek at this kind of movie. Curiosity. I used to be ignorant when I was young, and I was very curious about this kind of movie. I still remember that time in I bought a three-yuan VCD on the pirated market, put it in my schoolbag and took it home secretly. When my parents were asleep, I put the VCD into the computer’s drive with trembling hands, and then clicked on the VCD player. Mood... ah ah... my youthful and beautiful childhood..."

Nobuko Uesugi couldn't help asking curiously: "And then?"

"Ugh! Then I found out that it was the VCD of "One Piece". The unscrupulous profiteer lied to me for three dollars, three dollars!" Li Hui screamed.

"Pfft!" Uesugi Nobuko and Naoe Aiko laughed together. Li Hui always gave them the impression that he was tall and tall, but they didn't expect that he also had a humorous side, which made his image more concrete. He is a mighty, heroic, and upright man. He is good at martial arts and literary talent. He is serious about his work and considerate to women. There are no shortcomings, except that his Japanese level is a little bit wrong.But this doesn't seem to be a shortcoming. As a foreigner, isn't it a matter of course that you can't speak Japanese well?

cut!Although I used "One Piece", it is actually a cold joke of "Calabash Brothers".Li Hui secretly laughed in his heart: Two wives, you are too easy to be tricked, right?This routine joke has been played badly on our Chinese Internet for a long time. Now when I tell it to Chinese girls, people's expressions don't change a bit, and they will complain, "Are you a primitive man? Tell this kind of joke . ” But the same joke can be tricked into making a girl smile knowingly when brought to Japan.

Very good, I have taken another step forward on the road of deceiving my wife from my previous life.

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After nine o'clock in the evening, a group of people finally returned home and had dinner.The servants have already prepared the bath water. Japanese fried chicken pays attention to bathing. The bathrooms of every household are decorated extremely luxuriously, and the bathtubs are even more varied, with various strange functions, such as bubble bath, surfing, Anyway, there are a lot of tricks, and you will never get tired of playing.

Li Hui tossed and clicked the various gear buttons in the bathtub, enjoying himself.

When I was forgetting myself, a black wind suddenly blew up in the small bathroom, and then a gorgeous woman in a kimono with nine tails appeared above the bathtub with a bang.

"Yo, former sister of Yuzao." Li Hui felt that it was inconvenient to ask Zheng Dan to translate, so he took out the Three Lives Orb from the clothes beside the bathtub and threw it into his mouth. Then he smiled and waved to her: "You broke into the bathroom while I was taking a shower, did you intend to rub my back?"

"Hee hee, yes! The concubine is here to serve you." Yuzao said with a smile, but she didn't intend to do anything at all, she was suspended in the air and smiled: "Are you satisfied with my daytime arrangements?"

"Arrangements for the day?" Li Hui thought about it seriously, and suddenly realized: "So you called the people from the Takeda group. No wonder, Nobuko and Aiko dressed like that to buy DVDs, they must have avoided all the troubles." For the younger brothers of the Uesugi group, even the ghosts couldn’t betray their whereabouts, but the people of the Takeda group were able to find them accurately, now that I think about it, it’s only possible that you were behind the scenes.”

Yuzao smiled and said: "Cousin asked me to help you. Of course I will do my best to help you. I have gained a lot of favorability points today, right? Just a few more swipes and it will be full."

"Well! It's okay!" Li Hui said with a smile: "But I haven't reached five hearts yet, and I can't recycle the CG. I don't have much time in Japan. I will interview another Sharp tomorrow and I have to go back to China. On the last day, I'm afraid it's too late to fill up the favors, alas! There are two beautiful and silly wives who can't be accepted, but have to go back to China, I'm really worried that they will be abducted by wild men."

"It's okay, as I said last time, you just go back to your country, and I will make good arrangements here." Yuzao said with a smile: "After using this thing once, you will be forced to keep using it. Otherwise, once her true strength is seen through, the Uesugi group will definitely be torn apart. She is a smart woman, and she will not be ignorant of this. Now even the Takeda group thinks that Uesugi Nobuko’s martial arts is very good. Do you think she can still leave? Can you let go of you, a shadow fighter? In fact, you have become the man she needs, and you can no longer leave you. Even if you go back to China now, she will miss you every day. When encountering difficulties , the first thought to come to you for help."

"Tsk tsk, what a cunning vixen!" Li Hui sighed: "The vixen is so scary. If a guy like you were my wife, I'm afraid he would kill all my other wives. Let me only spoil you. This kind of thing is scary when you think about it, but fortunately you are a Japanese monster, I should not have married you before, right? After all, I am a Chinese, Japan is a bit far away, and I can't reach it."

"Yes! You have never married a concubine! The concubine is a Japanese monster. If it is not because of my cousin, the concubine will not help you." Yuzao let out a smirk, then swayed, It turned into smoke and disappeared without a trace.

"Ah, MDZZ, did you promise to rub my back? Why did you run away all of a sudden?" Li Hui yelled.

Tamazamo flew out of Uesugi's mansion, flew into the sky, then wrapped himself in a cloud of smoke, giggled and said: "Idiot, I said I was helping my cousin, but you really think I have something to do?" A cousin? Haven’t you ever thought that I’m my cousin herself? Your stupid Majesty is really cute.”

After she finished speaking, an old eunuch floated beside her. It was the widowed star Zhu Sheng, whose nickname was 32 Gonggong. When His Majesty regains his consciousness and finds out that you are playing tricks on him, he will definitely punish you."

"Change? Why do I need to change? Yuzaoqian is me!" Yaowu laughed: "After the Conferred God War, I fled to Japan and left many myths here, and Yuzaoqian was just me. It’s just an identity, I’m not lying. If it wasn’t because I successfully blended into the Japanese system of gods and monsters and got the protection of the native Japanese gods, I might have been killed by the pursuers of the Heavenly Court.”

32 The father-in-law sighed: "However...you still played tricks on His Majesty, talking about cousins ​​and cousins, and deliberately confusing the public. After His Majesty knows the truth, he will definitely flip the table."

"No way, His Majesty is magnanimous, and he won't be angry if I make a joke with him."

32 The father-in-law suddenly said seriously: "No, I guarantee that His Majesty will be angry. What he originally thought was that a pair of fox sisters, cousins ​​and cousins, can be pushed down together. The elder sister has nine tails, and the younger sister has nine tails. The total number of sisters with eighteen tails , three horses must have been fun, but in the end you told him that there are no cousins ​​at all, only a vixen, do you think His Majesty will be very angry?"

Yao Wu was shocked immediately: "Oh, I didn't expect this...Think about His Majesty's character carefully, it seems that this is really the case. Not good, how to remedy it?"

"There is no remedy." The 32nd father-in-law shook his head and sighed: "The consequences of letting Your Majesty lose a girl are very serious. I think Your Majesty shot herself in the foot this time. When Your Majesty regains consciousness, you will be able to take care of it." Wait to be severely punished by His Majesty."

Yao Wu wiped off his sweat: "Forget it, Your Majesty won't do anything to me, but you, as the widowed star in the Chinese immortal system, don't come out ostentatiously in Japan, and be discovered by the Japanese immortals." If you say it, there will be a dispute between China and Japan. The last time Amaterasu lost to the Jade Emperor by [-] yen in mahjong, she was very distressed. It's a fight, keep a low profile, hide it well, and tomorrow you can go back to the country with His Majesty."

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After taking a shower, Li Hui hummed a song and walked to his room.

You are my little Ahri. The little red fox just holds you in his palm like this.

You are my little Ari, Mengmeng, Mengmeng, Xiaomei, so we will never be separated.

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Walking to the corner of the wall, a figure flickered in front of her, and the short-haired girl Naoe Aiko ran over with her head down, almost bumping into Li Hui head-on, but fortunately, Li Hui reacted quickly and reached out to hug her, thus avoiding being bumped into all fours upside down.

"Wow, I said Aiko, what are you running?" Li Hui just activated the military god's ability in order to chat with Yu Zaoqian, and now the time has not passed, and he can speak Japanese by throwing beads in his mouth.

Naoe Aiko's pretty face flushed slightly: "Well...I...delivered a DVD player to Mr. Li's room. Mr. Li's room only has a TV, and there is no equipment for playing DVDs."

Hearing what she said, Li Hui realized that Naoe Aiko was holding a small DVD player in her arms: "Just give the DVD player, why are you running with your head down?"

"Uh, it's embarrassing to be seen by my younger brothers." Naoe Aiko bit her lip and said, "This is for Mr. Li's room to show you the CD."

"Wagali Maxida." Li Hui immediately understood that Naoe Aiko gave him this thing, obviously for him to watch that kind of disc.He giggled and said, "Aizi, you and Nobuko bought several of those discs together, are you interested in watching them too? How about watching them together?"

"It's... I'm not interested." Aiko Naoe stuttered for a long time before shaking out this sentence, threw the disc player into his arms, turned around and ran away without a trace.