The Former Wife Came to the Door

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"Xueba, I'm a bully, come and save me." Loli H's nice voice echoed on the side of the pier, the loli of Daoupai was so good, all the gangsters were dumbfounded. , This is exactly the scary big cow from China.

Haruki Uesugi couldn't understand Chinese, and didn't know what Loli H was calling, but he felt a little weird in his heart. This Chinese girl dared to yell when I put a samurai sword on her neck?If you were an ordinary woman, I'm afraid she would have been frightened into a fool, right?Are Chinese people so courageous?Don't pay attention to gangsters at all.

In fact, not only he thought so, but everyone around him was thinking the same question, even Li Hui, a slut, was startled, and said in amazement: "Wow, that Chinese girl is so courageous, not bad, not bad, I Appreciate her." Li Hui opened his voice and shouted: "Hey, Chinese girl, don't be afraid, I am also Chinese, I will come to save you."

"What the hell are you doing here?" Loli H shouted loudly.

Li Hui spread his hands: "As you can see, you are just unlucky enough to be involved in the gang fight. Don't worry, you will be fine. That guy dare not do anything to you. He is holding you hostage and there is still a way to survive." , if he dares to kill you, I will take his head off in minutes, so he only dares to pretend."

Li Hui comforted Loli H from a distance, and then turned to the group of Chinese tourists on the cruise ship: "Hey, you all spread out, hide in the cabin, don't turn yourself into a hostage, and make it more difficult for me to save people .”

As soon as these words were said, the sensible tourists immediately hid back in the cabin, especially the father-in-law named Unlimited Change among the authors of Happy Books. With a whoosh, he rushed back to the cabin and hid well.The other authors had to be more or less loyal, and refused to retreat so obediently, and were still looking for a chance to save people.

Uesugi Nobuko said with a dark face: "Brother, let go of that Chinese girl, where have you left the giri and traditions of our Uesugi group? You can't do ugly things like hostage-taking."

"Come on, I'm about to be killed by you, what do you care about morality and tradition?" Haruka Uesugi shouted, "You swear you won't kill me, so I'll let this girl go, or I'll chop her head off , and then kill all the tourists on this boat, and let them all be buried with me. Oh, no, I swear there is a fart, you scattered all the people, especially Kakizaki Jingjia and Kojima Masahiro A thug, tell them to roll as far as they can, not to approach the pier, prepare a speedboat for me, so I can let this girl go."

Speaking of this, Haruki Uesugi suddenly thought of something, pointed at Li Hui and said, "Are you that Chinese meddling in other people's affairs? You also get out of the way! Otherwise, I will kill your fellow villagers."

Li Hui snorted coldly, but didn't answer.

He feels that this matter is a bit difficult to handle. Hostage-taking is the most annoying development. All honest and kind-hearted people will encounter this kind of trouble. Only selfish people who don't care about others' lives will not Under the influence of hostages, but that kind of person can be anyone, it must not be Li Hui.Besides, the hostage is a big-breasted loli, so how can there be any reason to put a big-breasted loli on her knees?

He frowned, thinking about what to do.

Suddenly, Li Hui noticed that on the side of the cruise ship, there was a wretched man with a mustache winking at him. After looking closely, Li Hui remembered that this man seemed to be called "Xueba". He said, "Xueba, I will call you a bully", and this guy also responded, "I am not Bruce Lee". It seems that this guy has a very good relationship with the kidnapped H loli, and he is a "hardcore brother". The wink at Li Hui at this time must be a hint.

Li Hui whispered to Uesugi Nobuko: "You talk nonsense with Uesugi Haruki to attract his attention."

Uesugi Nobuko nodded, and shouted with a loud voice: "Brother, I can agree to your request, you take the samurai sword away, don't hurt that girl, we can discuss it, I will send someone to give it to you now Prepare the speedboat." After saying this, she said to her subordinates: "They're all scattered, don't hang around the pier!"

The gangsters of the Uesugi group began to disperse, and the two big cadres Kakizaki Jingjia and Kojima Masahiro also left with their confidantes. Soon, the pier became quiet, leaving only Uesugi Nobuko and his party , as well as Haruki Uesugi and dozens of his confidantes, and a group of writers on the ship who refused to give up and hid Loli H, who were still eagerly looking for a chance to save people.

Li Hui had been exchanging glances with Xueba, only to see Xueba took something out of his arms and showed it to Li Hui from a distance. Canned food... What's the use of taking out the canned food at this time?

But when he saw the wretched smile on Xueba's face, he felt that the can was definitely not a good thing, it was definitely a big killer!

Li Hui likes smart teammates, but also likes confident teammates. When playing LOL, if a teammate brings a certain killer-level equipment to catch people in a wretched way, Li Hui will definitely manipulate his character to go Cooperate with the siege, and then let out a lewd "hey hey" laugh with your teammates to torture the enemy to death.

He made an OK gesture to Xueba, then concentrated his attention, ready to cooperate at any time.

Xueba took out a lighter and grilled it under the can, which seemed to be heating up. When he heated the can to a certain level, he stuck a huge firecracker under the can with double-sided tape, and lit the firecracker the fuze...

Li Hui's intuition told him that he shouldn't touch that thing!

"Brother, the speedboat I prepared is coming soon, just wait..." Nobuko Uesugi was still talking to delay.

At this time, Xueba suddenly waved his hand, and the strange can flew into the air.

The fuze of the firecracker was burning, when the can flew to the top of Uesugi Harunobu's head, there was a "bang", the firecracker exploded, the can had already been heated, and the gas inside made the can almost burst, and now it was blown by the big fire outside. The firecracker exploded violently, and exploded immediately, and there was a strange thing flying all over the sky inside. Loli H seemed to have been prepared for this scene, and suddenly she shrank, and she shrank to the ground, throwing Uesugi Haru Jing used it as a shield.The moment she moved, Uesugi Haruki didn't react. He had been playing with women for a long time, his body was hollowed out by alcohol, and his body's reaction speed was not fast. The girl in the room suddenly squatted on the ground, and he had no time to let the knife chase her...

In such an instant, Loli H has already rolled out of the ground.And a large wave of strange juice flew out of the can that exploded in the sky, all spilling on Uesugi Haruki's body.

Uesugi Haruki was taken aback, and he checked himself for any injuries at the first moment, and he found that he didn't hurt at all, and he didn't suffer any injuries.But he immediately felt something was wrong, a rotten fishy smell entered his nostrils, the smell was comparable to shit, yes!It's shit!Shit stinks!His body was actually covered in a layer of feces...

"Bagtooth deer!" Uesugi Haruka was furious: "Who put shit in the can?"

"Xueba, I'm a bully, you shit-exploding maniac!" H Loli rolled and rolled, running away from Haruki Uesugi, and had to be careful not to get caught in the stinky shit that was blown all over the floor. It's really hard work, if she hadn't known that Xueba is a shit-exploding maniac, and had prepared in advance, even she couldn't dodge this time, and she would definitely be bombed with shit.

Xueba had a wretched smile on his face, and laughed loudly: "It's too rude, this is not shit at all, it is obviously a great canned herring! This is a delicacy in the world."

"Herring, your head is obviously shit!"

"Hey, loli H, pay attention to your back, that villain is waving a katana sword and chasing him..." Xueba screamed loudly, and took out a second can of herring.

The faces of the Shuke writers next to him changed drastically: "Stop throwing shit cans, and quickly put away this perverted weapon."

"How can we stop the villains without this thing? We're not Bruce Lee." Xueba waved his hand, and another can of herring flew towards Uesugi Haruki whistling.

Uesugi Haruke has already been covered in stinky feces by the first can, and now she is not afraid of the second one. This principle is like you have fallen into a cesspit, would you still be afraid of being stained with other people's urine?Haruki Uesugi shouted loudly, and the samurai sword slashed in mid-air, just hitting the flying can. The can was cut in half from the middle, and more stinky shit flew out, scaring the writers of Shuke. Flying dog jumps.

Honkai's delusion, JKing, interface card and others rushed in and grabbed Xueba's hand firmly: "Stop throwing shit! That thing is no longer effective against the enemy, now it will only hurt own people."

Although Li Hui is far away, the refreshing sea breeze still brings the smell of feces on the ship's side, MDZZ, throwing canned shit in broad daylight, this guy is hopeless, I feel like he continues to eat jujube pills like this, but , his stinky canned shit also successfully rescued Loli H, now it's my turn to act.

Li Hui took the samurai sword from Naoe Aiko's hand, shouted loudly, swung his arm violently, and the samurai sword turned into a flying knife, which flew across the sky dozens of meters away, and plunged into Uesugi with a bang. On Qingying's shoulder, blood soared, he couldn't bear the pain, and the samurai sword in his hand finally fell to the ground.

"Go to hell, dare to bully my old lady." Seeing that the enemy has no knife, H Loli is afraid of his fart, so she is just a weakling, let my old lady die!She turned around and kicked Uesugi Haruki's crotch, she didn't dare to kick anywhere else, because his body was covered with stinky feces, and the crotch was cleaner, the only place where it was convenient to kick.

The man's back was hit hard, and needless to say, Uesugi Haruki knelt down on the ground with a "plop", covering his back with both hands, unable to stand up in pain.

"Wow, Loli H has good kicks!" Everyone laughed.

"It's not Loli H!" Loli H was furious.

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PS: The friendship guest channel will be gone soon, don't worry.This plot has been authorized by the authors, please rest assured that they will not hack me.

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"Hey, hey, I said you've had enough trouble, haven't you?" At this time, Li Hui also climbed up the iron escalator to the cruise ship, and landed in front of Uesugi Haruki, who now stinks to the sky and smells like shit Li Hui felt that the pear was a bit big, so he glanced at Xueba from a distance, and thought: The wave power of this shit-exploding madman is not low, and it is also an aircraft carrier that does not use oil and can travel at a speed of 40 knots. goods.However, our waves are different in style from his waves, he would blow shit out of it every now and then, it's too low!Still, my wave is relatively small and fresh.