The Former Wife Came to the Door

She said weakly: "My translation is very accurate, you can understand it by looking at Miss Naoe's expression."

Aiko Naoe breathed a sigh of relief, but then she became nervous again, and said anxiously, "What can you do for me alone? Our enemies are mostly Uesugi-gumi. How big of a challenge do you think you, a foreigner, can take on?" , you go, don't meddle in our business anymore."

"Wahhaha, let's go? How can I leave?" After listening to Zheng Dan's translation, Li Hui stroked the bangs on his forehead with his hands, and said in a very exciting posture: "Don't worry, I'm here Here, these mere bastards can't hurt a single hair of your hair, you see, they dare not come here at all. Because they have been shocked by my uncle's handsome features and thick back, trembling under my bastard spirit, now they even Don’t even dare to swing the knife.”

After finishing speaking, Li Hui said to Zheng Dan seriously: "Translate seriously for me, don't cut corners this time."

Zheng Dan weakly translated: "He said, these bastards dare not move around because he is very strong."

"Hey, your translation is wrong, it's wrong, it's so short!" Li Hui jumped up suddenly: "Miss Zheng, you must have translated it randomly, right? Have you put the most important thing, my lord? These handsome sentences are translated? MDZZ, I suspect that your Japanese level has never passed level four."

Zheng Dan said with a mournful face: "Can you grasp the point? Don't you understand that you will only be disgusted by girls if you say that you have a beautiful face and a hunchback? Why do you deliberately make yourself so annoying? You are my boss, I hope you are handsome!"

Li Hui smiled mysteriously: "Do you know how to suppress first and then raise? Let girls think I'm a scum first, and then slowly discover my strengths. This is better than letting girls think I'm handsome first, and then slowly discover my shortcomings Ah, my foresight, you know a lot, please translate it for me.”

"Pfft!" Zheng Dan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, what nonsense is this?But, knowing that it is fallacious, why do you always think it makes sense?Ahhh, it’s not good, I’m about to be led into a wrong rhythm by him, my outlook on life, worldview, and values ​​are all wrong.

"Well, you forced me." Zheng Dan translated to Naoe Aiko solemnly: "He said, you know a lot about his foresight."

Naoe Aiko: "..."

If it is "you know a fart", she can understand it, but she can't understand what "you know a chicken feather" means. There is no such expression in Japanese, no, it should be said that there is no such expression in the world. It's a special term for funny young people in China, and people who are not funny enough can't understand it!If you understand it, it's funny, without exception.

"I always feel something is wrong." Li Hui frowned: "Are you really translating seriously this time?"

"Yes!" Zheng Dan said without blushing, "I have faithfully translated your words."

What Naoe Aiko didn't understand the most was that after this man appeared, he separated her from the gangsters, and then started chatting in Chinese with the translation lady. The punks around didn't rush over again, but shrank back in fear, which was a bit strange.

At this moment, she suddenly heard two gangsters talking in a low voice, she pricked up her ears to listen carefully, and one of them said: "Hey, this man is the Chinese who beat us all up yesterday, right? "

"Yes, that's the guy. I recognize his shirt and trousers, and that telescopic stick..."

"This guy is very strong! Yesterday dozens of our brothers were all knocked down by him in an instant."

"Yeah, my waist and eyes are still hurting, Baga, I don't know what this guy is from."

Naoe Aiko finally understood after hearing this, this man had already beaten up these little bastards yesterday, no wonder when he appeared just now, everyone froze as if their acupuncture points had been tapped, no one dared to Come over again.

The gangsters were not scared too much. After watching timidly for a while, the leading gangster finally plucked up the courage and stood up again: "Hey, Chinese, you beat us up yesterday. The chivalrous traditions of the Japanese underworld do not care about you, but it is very unreasonable for you to interfere in the internal affairs of our organization today."

"That's right!" The other gangsters also shouted: "The dispute over the successor within our organization, why are you meddling indiscriminately as an outsider?"

"By handing over the two women, we can still keep the water in the well, otherwise things won't be so easy to settle."

They yelled fiercely for a long time, but Zheng Dan only translated one sentence: "They told you to mind your own business."

Li Hui shook his head and said: "Miss Zheng, it seems that you are really a concise translator, not only translating my words, but also translating the enemy's words are so concise and concise, well, for the sake of treating everyone equally, I will disagree with you." You care about it, you help me tell them that it is impossible for me to give up two female high school students. I have no other hobbies in my life. I will never let go of a woman who is in my hands. What is yours is mine. What's mine is still mine."

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Just now a friend asked me, what is the most effective way to comfort a girl who is broken in love?I smiled coldly: "Slap her!"

So, my friend downloaded QQ, not knowing why.

Add one more for my brave friend.

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Now Zheng Dan really wants to find a sewer and jump down, how do you translate this? Hey?Don't use this kind of useless words to pretend to be coercive, what do you mean a woman who gets her hands on will never let go?Are you a century-level prostitute?If I translate this for you, what will others think of you?Even me, a translator, has no face to live in the world anymore. Hey.

"Translate quickly!" Li Hui urged, "Don't cut corners this time, and translate well."

Zheng Dan was crying, forget it, let's edit it, so he translated: "Mr. Li said that he has been a chivalrous man all his life, and he never sees a girl being bullied by others. He is chivalrous. He told you to get out of here quickly and stop pestering these two girls, otherwise he will do justice for the heavens."

Look, how good it is after this translation.Zheng Dan deeply admired himself. As expected of a woman who was born as a secretary, even if she is now an interpreter, she can fully consider her boss and kill all things that may affect the boss's reputation in the cradle.

Li Hui touched his chin: "Well, your translation is quite long this time, and it seems that you didn't cut corners."

Zheng Dan replied weakly: "Yes, I have a good translation, a very good translation, even better than what you said yourself."

"Wow ha ha ha!" Li Hui laughed and said, "Very good, keep such a serious attitude in the future, don't translate so concisely."

The little punks looked at each other, thinking: What is chivalry, what is doing justice for the heavens, this shit is better than singing.Why did he say such high-sounding words with a playful smile on his face?The expression and tone of the person when he spoke did not match what he said.

The hooligans said angrily: "Will you be a chivalrous man? We are fighting among the gangsters to choose the second generation. You are a chivalrous man, and you are righteous?"

Zheng Dan thought for a while, and it was not easy to translate this, so he simply translated: "They say you are mentally retarded!"

"Nani?" Li Hui was furious: "How dare you say that I'm mentally retarded? I'm tired of working! I'm working hard. Ms. Zheng, help me say 'Eight Teeth' to them."

Zheng Dan went crazy: "Is it necessary to translate this sentence? Tell them yourself, Bageyalu is originally Japanese, hello."

"Oh? Is this sentence originally Japanese?" Li Hui was overjoyed: "It seems that my uncle's Japanese is still very strong, and a casual sentence is Japanese, so it's easy to come by."

He raised his right hand, pointed at a group of gangsters from a distance with the telescopic stick in his hand, and said proudly: "Eight toothed deer!"

"Fuck, chop this thing up." The gangsters finally couldn't bear it anymore, took out all kinds of weapons, and rushed over like a tide.

Then, the shadow of the Yang family's pear flower gun also flew up...

(There should be a description of the battle here. There are [-] words of guns and sticks, at least five chapters of water, but because Mengxin never fills water, it is omitted!)