The Former Wife Came to the Door

Li Hui suddenly admired Zhang Zizhou from the bottom of his heart. If anyone in the world used beauty tricks on Zhang Zizhou, he would definitely come back with a bloody head!In this regard, Zhang Zizhou's moral integrity is at least as good as Li Hui's fifty-odd streets, without turning corners.

But admiring his integrity doesn't mean being friends with him. What Li Hui dislikes the most is the trolls. At this time, he has to put a little block in the trolls' hearts.

He patted Zhang Zizhou's shoulder with a grin, and said with a smile: "By the way, Brother Zhang, last time I saw a lot of female members in the seminar are your fans, it seems that they all like you very much. Hugging from left to right must be very cool, right? How about teaching me some tricks? How can I win the favor of girls?"

The villain Li Hui deliberately turned up the volume of this sentence so that all the teachers in the office could hear it clearly.

The eyes of all the teachers turned around at once, no matter men or women, there was a complex light in their eyes, and Li Hui seemed to hear them saying: "Director Zhang usually behaves completely unfeminine, but in the seminar, he is left-handed." Hug right, oh my god! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

Even Li Qingzhu raised his head, with a big "嗤" written on his beautiful face.

Zhang Zizhou was sweating profusely, MDZZ, Li Hui is making fun of me!He wanted to hit someone as soon as he rolled up his sleeves, but as a self-proclaimed civilized person, he really didn't have the habit of doing it, and he couldn't afford to lose this person, so he said angrily: "You...you...you...what are you talking about? I That’s why I didn’t hug left and right.”

Li Hui said: "Brother Zhang, I understand that this kind of thing must not be admitted in a crowded place, um, I understand!" He shook his head and sighed, with an expression of "we are all men, I understand you". Said: "Not only in the seminar, but I also heard that the girls in the nearby streets all fell in love with you, saying that you are a friend of women and often help them deal with various difficulties, tsk tsk, I think you can work harder, and you will Became a crowd pleaser."

Zhang Zizhou was furious: "I didn't! Don't spout blood."

Without giving him time to react, Li Hui quickly asked, "What's the name of the most beautiful girl in the seminar?"

When Zhang Zizhou was asked suddenly, he replied reflexively, "It's Xi Siyu."

"Oh, so that's the name." Li Hui shook his head and said, "I'm too shy to ask girls' names, but brother Zhang is the best, and all the beauties within a few kilometers can remember clearly , birthday horoscope, constellation blood type, height measurements are all well known, really a role model for my generation."

"Pfft!" Zhang Zizhou almost lost his breath.

All the teachers in the office shook their heads and sighed together, and Li Qingzhu also had a disgusted expression on his face. Of course, she hated not only Zhang Zizhou, but also Li Hui, but Li Hui didn't care, anyway, he often said something If you have no morals, you will make the girl angry. I have long been used to living strong in the eyes of the girls. I just hug Zhang Zizhou and die together, and accept the contempt of beautiful women with me.

It is estimated that it will be at least twice as difficult for Zhang Zizhou to regain his favor with Li Qingzhu. Seeing that the strategic goal has been achieved, Li Hui hastened to retreat.

It's so fucking exciting to run away after cheating!

Zhang Zizhou hurriedly yelled: "Stop, surnamed Li, tell me clearly... Eh? Why did you really run away? Ahhhhhh! I won't take such a scammer like you."

He turned his head and said to Li Qingzhu: "Mr. Li, don't believe Li Hui's nonsense! I didn't..."

Li Qingzhu didn't wait for him to finish, and interrupted coldly: "Director Zhang, you don't need to explain to me, I don't have to explain the relationship between you and me, please step aside, I'm going to explain to the children Class begins."

Zhang Zizhou sweated profusely: "Hey! Teacher Li... Teacher Li..."

Li Qingzhu would not leave without holding the head of the Chinese textbook.

Zhang Zizhou watched her slender back disappear into the corridor with great depression, and said angrily in his heart: Damn Li Hui, if I get to know this woman, I can cheat all of her collection, you bastard actually came to give it to me! Under such a pit?You wait for me, I will never end with you in the future.

Li Hui doesn't care about Zhang Zizhou's life, that kind of big troll deserves to be tricked, he whistled, and walked briskly across the school playground, where a large group of lolitas were taking physical education class, and they walked with cute little Running and running, and then with a "plop", a loli fell down and got up crying loudly, with two crystal clear teardrops hanging in her eyes.

Li Hui felt that the pear was so big. In this environment, the soul of raising high was burning crazily in his heart.You must leave as soon as possible, otherwise you may be arrested and imprisoned for ten or eight years at any time.

He walked quickly across the playground, and suddenly his eyes lit up, a little loli in a white dress appeared under the flower tree beside the playground, this loli Li Hui looked familiar, he saw her holding a bun at the school gate just now, Humming a song "There is a wonderful dance step in the Three Kingdoms era...", she is so cute that she almost lifts her up. Now she has no buns in her hands, and she is hunched over, carefully borrowing the flowers and trees. Taking cover, he touched the fence beside the playground, not knowing what to do.

Li Hui wondered, "Little sister, what are you doing?"

The little loli was startled, turned its head, showed a sweet smile to Li Hui, then put a finger in front of its mouth: "Shh! Brother, keep your voice down, don't disturb the teacher. "

In line with the principle of "lolita is justice", Li Hui immediately turned down the volume and said in a low voice, "What's the matter? Why don't you want to be seen by the teacher?"

Little Loli whispered: "I'm hungry, I really want to go out to buy steamed stuffed buns, but now the school has started classes, the school gate is closed, and the security guards are heavily guarded. They won't let you go out, so I want to sneak out over the wall! Don't yell, or I will be invited by the parents if the teacher finds out."

The little girl with red lips and white teeth, Li Hui imagined how she would eat buns, she was so adorable!So she became her accomplice in an instant, and said in a low voice: "It's so tiring to climb over the wall. If you fall and get hurt, you will be fine. Big brother will help you buy buns and throw them in from outside the wall, okay?"

"That's too troublesome, big brother. I can do what I can do by myself. It's very easy to climb over the wall." Little Loli said with a smile: "Okay, the teacher's face has turned over there, I can start acted."

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Recently, someone said that the 12:12 noon update has become a daily routine, and I must emphasize it again!Seriously!The first update at [-]:[-] noon is a new update!I f***ingly add updates every day, not only did I not get praised, but it was even regarded as a daily routine!It's just insane and unreasonable.

For the unreasonable book friends, add one more!

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Li Hui raised his head and looked at the school's fence. In order to ensure the safety of the students, the current school has built a thick and high wall, at least three or four meters, and it is extremely smooth. If Li Hui doesn't call out this kind of fence Li Quan's ability can't improve at all, how can a mere little loli improve?

As soon as he thought of this, he saw the little girl beside him giggling and leaping up lightly. Her petite figure was as nimble as light smoke, as if she could fly, and she easily climbed up the wall. Li Hui Before she had time to react, the little Lolita jumped out with a smile, and her cheerful singing sounded from outside the fence: "In the Three Kingdoms era, there was a wonderful dance step...it brought the tiring war to an early end, and both sides put down their weapons together Dance……"

Li Hui wiped off his sweat, damn, what kind of loli is this?Isn't this too awesome?Li Quan couldn't do her leaping over the high wall so easily. Sure enough, the world is so big and full of wonders. Forget it, forget it, let's go home!This kind of super loli, don't try to hold it high.

Just as Li Hui thought of this, he heard the little loli outside the wall suddenly stop singing, and then burst into tears: "Ah, ah, I forgot to bring money, I can't buy buns..."

"I'm dizzy! Although it's very powerful, it's a loli after all." Li Hui was sweating profusely. He quickly wanted to climb over the wall to coax Loli, but after thinking about it carefully, he didn't seem to need to climb over the wall. He just walked out through the gate. Now, the security will not stop him, on the contrary, if someone sees him over the wall, he may call the police and arrest him.

Li Hui quickly ran out from the school gate, walked around the outer wall, and saw the little loli just now crying loudly, tears falling like broken beads: "I forgot to bring pocket money when I went out in the morning." , I have no money to buy steamed stuffed buns, woo woo..."

"Poor little Lolita. Come here, uncle will give you some money, and you can use it to buy buns." Li Hui quickly reached into his pocket and took out his wallet, and grabbed some small change...

He took the change and handed it to the little Lolita. He had only halfway through it when he heard a righteous roar from the side of the road: "Stop! Let go of that Lolita."

Then someone yelled: "Hurry up and fight the demon, there are people here who want to kidnap Loli with small change."

"Come on, catch that scoundrel!"

When Li Hui heard this, he immediately felt bad!By the way, there are many kind-hearted people in this society.Here is on the street, a man ran over from a distance, took out a few coins and handed them to the crying little Lolita, and said that he would give her money to buy buns, this kind of words were heard by the passer-by next to him, absolutely It's the rhythm of traffickers!