The Former Wife Came to the Door

Li Xiucai scolded angrily: "A group of idiots, of course the reporter means the person who is responsible for recording, that is, the person who wrote this thing, don't make noise, this Xiucai is going to tell you a story now... By the way, there is a man named Wu Dalang Poor boy, his father died since he was a child, and he and his mother depend on each other for life..."

While Li Xiucai was reading the "big-character poster news", in Taiqian County next door, Li Hui and Wu Zhi were wearing very ordinary long gowns and wearing a scholar's scarf on their heads. Wearing a low point to cover his forehead, maintaining a low-key style, he walked into the teahouse with the most people, ordered a pot of tea and sat down, quietly waiting to watch a good show.

Wu Zhi was a little nervous, he said in a low voice: "Young Master Li, the Taiqian County where we are currently located is the county where Huang Tang's rumors spread the most. The new story we made up may not be popular here, right?"

Li Hui said with a smile: "Don't worry, the story he made up is not as good as the story I made up? You just wait quietly and watch the show. The storyteller is coming soon. I taught him for half an hour last night. It's all arranged, and you're about to see a good show."

Hearing what he said, Wu Zhi was a little relieved, but he was still not at ease, and waited anxiously for the development of the matter.

Li Hui was not in a hurry at all. Although the ancients were human beings with the same IQ as humans, they were limited by the times and vision, so there were many tricks they hadn't tried before.

Do you know what a navy is?Do you understand what is Ziganwu?Do you know what black fans are?don't know?Very good, my uncle will come to teach you the most basic way of manipulating public opinion right away. It doesn’t matter if you spread rumors. I will use a group of [-]-cent parties to suppress your rumors. See if you are afraid. If you are not afraid, it’s very good. I There is also the Celestial War Sudden Bureau waiting for you!

At this time, an old storyteller came out from the back hall of the teahouse. When he saw Li Hui sitting in the tea shop, the storyteller quickly winked over and said, "I'm ready." He also gave him a wink, which means "do a good job, and your benefits are indispensable."

The storyteller cleared his throat, and said loudly to the chattering and laughing people in the teahouse: "Attention everyone, I'm here again with my mouth wide open. Today I'm going to tell you a new story."

"Oh? Open your mouth, you've been reading those few stories over and over again all day long, and you still have new ones today?" The people laughed loudly: "I'm tired of hearing it for a long time!"

The storyteller known as Zhang Dazui showed a mysterious smile on his face, hehe laughed and said: "I can't always tell the same story, we have to push the old ones, otherwise the storyteller will not be able to eat, okay , let’s not talk nonsense, let’s first listen to the story of this poor boy who turned around and married the eldest lady of the official family.”

"Hey, this name is interesting!" The common people felt their appetites were whetted just after hearing the title, and hurried over.

Zhang Dazui shook his head and said: "It is said that there is a poor boy in Yanggu County. His surname is Wu and his name is Zhi. He is the eldest in his family. He is called Wu Dalang..."

He just started talking, when Li Hui suddenly spoke, his tone was no different from that of ordinary onlookers, and he laughed loudly: "Hey, I said open your mouth, this story you are telling is an old story. I’ve heard it. Are you going to tell the story of Wu Dalang, who sells sesame seed cakes, and his wife Pan Jinlian, who hooked up with a senior official from Ximen, and then was cuckolded and then poisoned to death? This story has been written on paper recently and posted everywhere Yes, there are still a group of rascals who are helping to spread the word, it’s not new for a long time.”

Seeing Li Hui jumping out to tell rumors, Wu Zhi was startled, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Li, you are..."

Li Hui said in a low voice: "Don't make noise, watch the show quietly, I'm called one black and ten fans, and the effect will appear immediately."

What "one black becomes ten fans" is completely incomprehensible to Wu Zhi, he is an upright scholar, he really doesn't understand these methods, after all, even if he is a cunning scholar, it is impossible for him to understand the way of playing news in future generations .

Li Hui yelled loudly: "Everyone, let's coax Zhang Dazu down, he will only tell stories that everyone is tired of hearing."

A group of onlookers who didn't know the truth were immediately brought into rhythm by Li Hui, and said with a smile: "That's right, open your mouth, you're talking about the story of Wu Zhi's wife stealing someone and murdering an adulterer. We've heard it a long time ago. It’s all rumored that if you talk about this, we can’t give you money.”

Zhang Dazui was coaxed, but he didn't panic at all. He had already received Li Hui's instruction, knowing that Li Hui would deliberately slander him, and this smear was to let the next new story be told. Old rumors deal crushing blows.He cleared his throat, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, hahahaha, your news is too ill-informed, right? The stories you heard are simply wrong! I opened my mouth and went there specially for this." Yanggu County, I have inquired about the ins and outs of this matter, and now I want to tell you the story of the real Wu Dalang and the real Pan Jinlian!"

Hearing what he said, the onlookers became interested again.

But Li Hui, who specializes in news, is well aware of the twists and turns, so asking him to tell stories at this time will definitely not achieve the best results. He, who pretends to be "black", immediately said loudly: "Wait a minute, what are you doing?" What do you mean the stories you tell are true? Hey, in my opinion, you don't look like a good guy. To earn everyone's throat salve, you make up some garbage stories that don't match the facts to pollute our ears. I I don’t believe you, I’d rather believe the rumors from ten miles and eight villages than what you say alone.”

"That's right!" The onlookers were led into a distorted rhythm again: "Open your mouth, we can't trust you easily, what evidence do you have to prove that what you are telling is the real story?"

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Last night, Xueba yelled at me in the author group that I was a broken shoe for updating too much, so I yelled at Xueba for paying too much manuscript fee and being a big dog!After a deep and friendly scolding between the two of us, the rest of the authors finally couldn't see it, and they came out to persuade them to fight, saying: two dicks!

So, for the sake of two dudes, add one more!

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When the onlookers asked this question, they fell into the trap that Li Hui had set up earlier. He winked at Zhang Dazui.

Zhang Dazui immediately took out an "official announcement" from his arms, which was actually stamped with the big seal of the Yanggu County Government, and said with a smile: "Look, everyone, I got this thing in Yanggu County. The rumor refuting announcement stamped by the county lord himself, with all the details of the whole story, hahaha, it doesn’t matter if you don’t know the words, but you always know the official red seal? Who else dares to forge this thing? Are you afraid of losing your head? "

"Wow!" The onlookers were shocked. The county magistrate is a very scary high-ranking official these days. Even though he is only a seventh-rank official, he is as big as a sesame mung bean in those ancient officialdom novels, but in the eyes of ordinary people, that That's goodness!With the seal of heaven as proof, can this story be false?

But at this time, Li Hui still wants to make a wave of monsters. He shouted: "Slow! I don't believe that you, a storyteller, can get the seal of the county lord. I want to appraise the paper in your hand." true or false."

Zhang Dazui sneered and said, "Come on! Come on! Come and kill me!" He didn't know what the word "kill me" meant, anyway, Li Hui taught him to say it.

Li Hui walked over pretendingly, picked up the piece of paper and looked at it carefully. The onlookers who didn't know the truth all watched him perform there with bated breath. Tremblingly, he said: "This... this... this thing is indeed the seal of the lord of Yanggu County... I have seen this thing in Yanggu County's official documents, and I can't be wrong."

Zhang Dazui laughed loudly: "Do you believe me now?"

So far, Li Hui, the villain, has finally completed all his tasks. He clasped his fists together and said, "Mr. Zhang, I was blind to Mount Tai just now, please forgive me."

He opened his mouth wide and said with a smile: "Those who don't know are not guilty, go back to your table, I'm going to start telling the story now."

The play has been performed like this, the onlookers have no doubts, this time they are really interested, and said happily: "Open your mouth, tell the story quickly! Hurry up! What do you mean by a poor boy who turns around and counterattacks? Miss Guan, this story must be very interesting."

Only then did Zhang Dazui clear his throat, and said with a smile: "It is said that there is a child from a poor family in Yanggu County. His surname is Wu and his name is Zhi. He is the eldest in the family, and he is called Wu Dalang..."

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In the west of Yanggu County, there is a small county called Shen County, which is fairly densely populated. It is an important county at the junction of the three provinces of Hebei, Shandong and Henan. There are a lot of tourists traveling from south to north. If rumors are detonated here, the effect will be the same. Ideal.

It was just dark at this time, and there were few pedestrians on the street. A group of ruffians walked onto the street with circled rice paper in their hands and paste made of rice soup.

The one who walked in the front of this group of hooligans was their leader, Ximen Qing, known as Ximen Dapi, he was not a high-ranking official like in "Water Margin", but a leader of a gangster, and his His face wasn't handsome either. If you looked closely, you could tell that this guy was ugly, just like his reincarnated Wang Po.Not long ago, Ximen Dapi got a sum of money from Huang Tang and asked him to help create Wu Zhi's rumors. Ximen Dapi was once arrested by Wu Zhi and beat Wu Zhi. He worked hard to help Huang Tang post rumors.

Ximen Qing walked to a corner of the wall, and ordered to his subordinates behind: "Just here, put some paste on it, and paste two rumors!"

The two little hooligans immediately came up together, brushed the wall twice, picked up the rice paper and planned to stick it on it.

However, at this moment, a large group of yamen servants jumped out from the nearby roof and behind the trees. He rushed out ferociously, and knocked down Ximen Qing's group to the ground without three punches or two kicks.