The Former Wife Came to the Door

Yang Miaozhen didn't speak, but just looked at him sideways, with a bad look, with the attitude of "if you talk nonsense again, I'll bite you".

After a few seconds, Li Hui spread his hands and said, "Okay, okay, it's okay not to watch the show, motherfucker, women always can't understand men's love for pornographic movies, alas."

After saying this, Li Hui stepped into the cave.

After entering the cave, there is a turn, and the light of the torch can be seen in the cave.

Turning in, Li Hui first saw two torches stuck on the wall, and then the dead body of a scholar lying on the ground. He was stabbed in the neck and blood flowed all over the ground. It seemed that he had just died and had not had time to turn black. The fog dissipated.Then he saw two men in red jackets, who were forcing a woman into a corner. The woman was fine-skinned and tender-looking, with a woman's bun on her head. She seemed to be married. The texture of the long skirt is not bad, she should be the wife of the scholar who was hacked to death just now, a typical pair of mandarin ducks in troubled times, but unfortunately, this pair of mandarin ducks is already doomed.

Li Hui smiled and shouted: "Stop, let go of that girl, huh? No, it should be to let go of that wife!"

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PS: I recommend a novel "I Can't Stop Wearing Pantyhose When I Become Antlers". The story is about the protagonist who transforms into Yujie and becomes a pervert who destroys every world. The crazy bubble girl seduces handsome guys and... tits child?

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The two men in red coats turned their heads, their gazes fell on Li Hui fiercely, and then they saw Yang Miaozhen lying on Li Hui's back...

The two men were obviously stunned, their bodies were stiff, and their throats were grunting, and then they knelt down at the same time with a "plop", and said loudly: "Elder sister, please forgive me, we will never dare to bully good people again, please forgive me!" ..."

"Huh?" Yang Miaozhen was stunned for a moment, what's going on with this shit?

But Li Hui immediately reacted, and said with a low laugh: "They are wearing red coats, and they seem to be members of the Red Coat Army. The moment they saw you, they thought you were Yang Miaozhen, the leader of the Red Coat Army. It looks exactly the same as you in this life, and you run the army very strictly, you don’t allow your subordinates to harass the good people, what they are doing now should be in violation of military law, so when they saw you, they freaked out."

"So it's like this." Yang Miaozhen finally realized it.

However, Li Hui once had the experience of dreaming back to the Tang Dynasty. He understood that it would take a moment for these guys to recognize the wrong person, because the clothes of modern people are too different from those of ancient people. Yang Miaozhen is wearing short sleeves and shorts with her arms exposed The one with bare legs is definitely not the same style as the real Yang Miaozhen.Within a few seconds, these two idiots will realize that the person in front of them is not the real Yang Miaozhen.

Sure enough, just a few seconds after the two red-coated men knelt down, they jumped up again with a thud, raising two waist knives in their hands: "Who are you, you dare to pretend to be eldest sister."

Yang Miaozhen was too lazy to speak, she just sighed, she was not interested in messing with the two dream fragments.

Li Hui is a prodigal, he can talk nonsense with anyone, and he can talk to NPCs in the game for half an hour. He said with a smile: "We pass by here, let's have a soy sauce, and ask the two big brothers to show us the way , where can I buy soy sauce around here?"

"Bold, dare to talk nonsense and play tricks on me." The two men swung the waist knives in their hands twice, full of murderous aura. There was a cry of surprise, and he fell to the ground in a faint.

Li Hui sighed: "Look, what a wonderful wife, be careful with your knives, don't accidentally kill her before you get to play with her, that would be a pity."

"You..." Yang Miaozhen said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense with them, and talk about nonsensical things, chop them up and feed them to the dogs, so as not to upset me."

When the two big men heard her speak, even their voice, tone, and intonation were the same as that of the elder sister, they still felt a little guilty, but judging by the strange clothes she was wearing, it was absolutely impossible for her to be the elder sister.Especially the denim shorts, which were too avant-garde in ancient times, with both snow-white thighs exposed, how could women in ancient times wear them like this?Such a woman can basically be identified as a slut.

The mouths of the two big men were drooling, and one of them smiled and said: "Brother, we just said that only one woman is not enough, and now there is another one, and she looks very similar to the eldest sister. I think it's very fun to play."

The other swallowed: "To tell you the truth, I have long dreamed of having a fling with my eldest sister, but she is so high above her that she can't take a liking to such a small role as us. Now there is a woman who looks exactly like my eldest sister. It’s really cool to play with it.”

"Hey hey!" The two showed malicious smiles together, pressing towards Li Hui and the other two.

They didn't pay attention to Li Hui at all. This man seemed to have a flimsy footsteps, and his horse gait was unsteady, so he couldn't be vulnerable...

however……

Their arrogance can only go so far!

Li Hui pulled out the telescopic stick from behind and activated Li Quan's ability. He wanted to chant "20-year pear blossom gun, invincible in the world", but suddenly realized that this sentence actually described Li Quan's wife Yang Miaozhen. I didn't know it before. You can still groan, now that you know the truth, you can't say it anyway, what a shame!

He silently used the Yang family's pear flower spear technique, and stabbed twice in the face, with two "puff puffs", the two men in red coats were shot in the chest, and they fell limply to the ground, rolling on the ground in pain.

One of them said with difficulty: "This is... Eldest Sister's Yang family's pear blossom spear technique? Are you..."

"Are you qualified to ask me something?" Li Hui walked over and kicked the man in a row, kicking the man until he fainted, and then suddenly began to pick off his clothes.

"What are you doing?" Yang Miaozhen sweated profusely: "Li Hui, did you pick up the wrong person? You should pick up the fainted wife over there. This is more in line with your usual style of behavior. Now you Suddenly wanting to pick off a man's clothes made me feel that the pears are so big. Your taste is really unique, hurry up and don't go further and further down the wrong path."

"Damn it, my taste is not unique." Li Hui said angrily, "I want to take off his clothes and wear them. It's inappropriate for us to wear modern clothes all the time, and we're going to sneak into Chuzhou next time." Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have a set of red-coated military uniforms in the city? Let me ask you, how can your woman’s thoughts be so filthy?”

Yang Miaozhen wanted to cry but had no tears: If it wasn't for your extreme indecency, why would I think that way?Now, instead of being polluted by your thoughts, I am more wronged than Dou E.

Li Hui stripped the two big men naked, then shot each of them in the throat and sent them back to the west.

It didn't take long for the two big men to turn into green smoke and disappear without a trace.

Li Hui took the red jacket in his hand and gestured it. It could completely cover the white shirt and trousers inside. However, the red jacket was dirty and smelly, and it hadn't been washed for a long time. , but the big man does not stick to trifles, so he endured it.

He handed another set of red coats to Yang Miaozhen.

Yang Miaozhen sniffed the smell of the clothes, and immediately broke into a cold sweat: "No, I don't want to wear this kind of thing, absolutely not!"

"Oh? You don't want to wear it?" Li Hui said with a chuckle, "I guessed that you don't want to wear this, so I'll pick off that wife's clothes and wear it for you."

Yang Miaozhen sweated profusely: "It's not good to do this."

Li Hui had a dignified expression on his face: "What's wrong? It's just a fragment in the dream, an NPC in the game. When you play the game, will you feel psychological pressure if you kill the NPC and take away their violent equipment? Do you care if the NPC is male or female?"

Yang Miaozhen thought about it carefully, it seems that this is the case, no problem!But why does it always feel a little weird here?

Li Hui was drooling, with an evil smile on his face, rubbing his hands and walking towards the poor wife. When he got closer, he stretched out his hand to untie the woman's belt.

Yang Miaozhen shouted: "Stop!"