"I want fried shredded pork with bitter gourd, white meat with mashed garlic, mixed cucumber..."

You must be here to make trouble!

Raiden Mei invited the two in, dumbfounded: "Okay, okay, no problem, I'll go get ready right now, Headmaster, please tell Qi Jun and Qiyana to stop."

"Don't worry!" Teresa assured, patting her chest.

Then Mei Raiden with an apron went back to the kitchen. Teresa sat at the dining table with Himeko and chatted happily. Siegfried and Kiyana, who were beating each other and entangled each other, controlled their strength wisely. After all, if you break the furniture... Raiden Mei will get angry.

Seeing this, Bronya, with the cat in the corner, ran back to the dining table holding her tablet, and was caught by Teresa and Jizi.

"Hahaha! Stupid daughter, you can't beat daddy!"

"Bah! Take a punch from me!"

In the living room, Siegfried and Kiyana are fighting with restraint... But it's not so much a fight, it's better to say that it's a gangster fighting, and it's short of someone grabbing hair, kicking the vagina and so on...

"You vicious woman!" Siegfried raised his hand to support Kiyana, but a knee bumped his head, and yelled righteously.

Qiyana blushed. After all, a 16-year-old girl should know what she should know...

"good chance!"

boom!

After receiving a blow to the head, this point of unreasonable shame disappeared.

"Miss Ben is going to beat you to death!"

Testimonials

The testimonials on the shelves are actually a symposium where the author's self-summarization plus occasional schizophrenic brains and a lot of private goods are mixed.

Introduce the four guests present.

Author: real name ***, gender: male, hobbies: home, dislikes: celery, coriander.Experience: Since September 2016, I started to create web articles, so far there are three works: "Infinite Prosperity" (9 million words finished), "Infinite Parade" (300 words eunuch), "Multiple Apostles" (37 words serialization ), used two pseudonyms in total, namely, the starting point author - Wudui, and the book guest author - Lazy Angel.

Su Yuan: The male protagonist of "Infinite Prosperity", with an easy-going personality (not outstanding enough), strong strength (with seven distinct and capable wives).

Wang Gui: The male protagonist of "Infinite Parade" has a calm personality. He puts first priority on overall consideration of all aspects of work, and second priority on efficiency.

Siegfried: The male protagonist of "Multiple Apostles" has an impermanent and changeable personality, loves to commit suicide, there is no bottom limit, and there is no upper limit.

Well, let's start our symposium!This symposium mainly focuses on the discussion of the author, and the other three male protagonists are invited to comment and explain.

Author: Just don't ask about privacy.

Su Yuan: Finish it quickly, I have to go home and cook for my wives.

Wang Gui: Yes.

Siegfried: May I ask a question? (hands up)

Author: If you don't want to become a eunuch...

Siegfried: Boss, you can do whatever you say.

Well, then let's start the panel and start asking questions!

1: May I ask why the author entered the ranks of online articles?

Author: This question... It's a little long to say, but it's also very common. When I first came into contact with online writing, I was in the sixth grade of elementary school or in junior high school... Well, I forgot a little bit, I just remember My first online article is the so-called orthodox Long Aotian. The various yellowish descriptions in it greatly impacted my young mind, and then I can see it now. At that time, because there was no mobile phone, and the daily I was in class, so I used mp4 to download txt files to read online texts. At first, the MP4 screen I used was as big as the screen of my watch. Later, I changed to a widescreen one. Later, when I went to university, I read it on my mobile phone...

Su Yuan: Please don't go off topic and extend the symposium time, I'm very busy.

Author: Well, well, stepping into the ranks of online literature, I had this idea in the second year of high school. This idea germinated for a long time, and then when I was in the third year of high school, I was obviously nervous and busy. Maybe it was a rebellious psychology, and I suddenly thought I wrote a web article, and I really started writing...

Wang Gui: Temporary impulsive enthusiasm often ends without a cure or directly faces the serious consequences of one's own impulsive behavior.

Siegfried: May I ask if the author intends to join the Union of Killers?The following can be used as a referral.

Author: This is indeed the case. At that time, I wrote [-] characters, and then it ended without a problem. I started to prepare for the college entrance examination. The final result can only be said to be mediocre. Regarding the things in my studies... Maybe I came late in the rebellious period When I was in high school, I became more and more disgusted and repulsed by such things. In fact, I can solve all problems by using the word lazy now. After the college entrance examination, I entered a period of laziness. I was very, very lazy. Because of my cold personality, I had few and no friends. I am willing to go out. I stayed at home during the holidays after the college entrance examination, so I went to university naturally, but the university is very free. I spent the whole freshman year playing mobile games and reading novels, basically all my free time. activities, I was playing Onmyoji at that time...

Su Yuan: Well, there are my two wives.

Wang Gui: Laziness is in nature, only restraint.

Siegfried: Being lazy is so boring, wouldn't it be enough to die when you have nothing to do?Like running naked in the street or something...

Author: ... the first year of freshman passed in a muddled way, really muddled, waited until the sophomore year to read the novel, then I saw "Infinite Adventure Guide", it was not a coincidence or a feeling or a shame of inaction in the past , but I have always had the idea of ​​writing a book, and it just came to me at that time, and then I decided to try it out. There was no outline, and a story came to mind. The plot and setting were greatly influenced by "Guide to Infinite Adventure". So I decided to write it like this... I don't like the story of the eunuch, because the eunuch in the first otaku novel "The Cemetery of the Traverser" (I later learned that there is no end), so I don't want my own story to be like this Disappeared, just wrote and wrote, the editor didn't communicate, the other authors didn't know and didn't bother to get to know, the only author I knew was Her Royal Highness Princess of "Infinite Adventure Guide", so I started my own road of web writing.

Su Yuan: That's why I'm the one who hit the street. I don't have an outline, but you didn't write about my wife, so it's easy to say.

Wang Gui: ...

Siegfried: I will show you how to pretend and let you fly! no problem!

Su Yuan: Forget it, you are also on the street.

Siegfried: I am wise, martial, and charismatic...

Su Yuan: I am the husband of your boss's boss's boss's boss's boss, are you no problem?

Siegfried: Hello boss, please drink tea.

2: What do you think of yourself?What do you guys think of the author?

Author: What do you think of yourself?Hmm... five points for dream and five points for reality. I am a slightly withdrawn person in life. I am not used to socializing and also like to stay at home. This is the way of life I like and choose. I don’t accept anyone’s favor except my family. Commentary.The dream is to write something you like. After all, most bookworms have had this dream. I just practiced it. If it is realistic, it is my personality. I am always a bit naive when I am lonely. My father commented on it. For business, the amount of money is not enough to compensate. For other jobs, it is troublesome to communicate with people. It always makes me change my temperament. Now it seems that I still haven’t changed. For the future, I started to write novels. Hard work is hard work Every day, I have to code words, I want to think about the plot, and I take book reviews very seriously. Sometimes I am irritable, and sometimes I am inexplicably happy... Well, it seems crazy, but when you can make your own choice, make a choice and work hard, it is better than having to make a difficult choice The choice came well.

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