Plural Apostles

Multiple Apostles Author: Lazy Angel

【brief introduction】

What is justice?

"Fist bigger than evil."

what is love?

"A rope that is willing to be tied to the body."

What is peace?

"Nobody talks about war."

What is a dream?

"Work without dying."

What is a clown and what are you?

"The clown's smiling face is drawn, I am smiling."

Chapter 1 Come to a love that just goes away

(Mengxin in the next, please advise~)

February 2014, Japan, Changkong City.

"The sun smiled at me, and the little bird said early, carrying a small schoolbag, I'm going to school..."

While humming a child's nursery rhyme and running around in tune, the pedestrians on the street all cast their eyes on the strange flower. After all, a teenager who looks like a high school student walking down the street with a schoolbag hums this in public. Kind of tune, either in the second year of the middle school or the second year of the high school.

Coupled with the small ponytail hanging on the back of the head, the black bangs that slanted over the eyebrows, and the casual school uniform with the neckline turned up, it is either a second-year bad or a high-school bad...

The figure looks a little thin, and the young man with his own aura of joy hummed the lines that had already begun to be strange to himself, paying no attention to the gazes of pedestrians, humming and walking slowly forward with a smile on his face.

It is now ten o'clock in the morning, and the first class is about to end. It is obvious that the teenager is late, but he does not seem to be in a hurry. This is also the point that pedestrians judge him to be a bad boy.

Running with childish lyrics, finally a guy couldn't help it.

"Can you stop singing?! Poisoning this god early in the morning, are you sick?!"

The young man moved his brows, whistled, and said with a smile in his heart: "Oh, Lord God, you broke the merits ahead of time today, you spoke only half an hour after I got up, it seems that our relationship is getting closer and closer. ,congratulations!"

"Haha..." The existence called the Lord God sneered twice in the young man's mind, "Yeah! In the past ten years, this God will have had enough. If it is really getting closer, ten years... This God is getting closer. I almost want to put you in the washing machine! Do you want to die with this god by singing this kind of stuff early in the morning?!"

The young man was not wrong at all, he pouted his lips, and said in his heart, "I think this is possible. Last month, you played the little apple in my head on a loop, and the feeling of relief went straight to the forehead, which made my constipation after a week of constipation instantly relieved. ."

"Yes, yes, you have been dancing to the Pure Land of Bliss all night wearing women's clothing, and you have successfully poisoned the perception system of the god, so that the god has a profound understanding of the limitless limit of mortal life..." The god sneered, " To have a partner like you on the stall is a lifelong shame for this god."

"Don't say that, I treat you as a close friend!" The young man plausibly said, "Look, haven't we gotten along very well in the past ten years? Those daily tasks you do, whether it's running laps or push-ups, I All done carefully.”

The main god gritted his teeth and said word by word, "You might as well not finish it!! In that case, this god can clear the memory of this aspect and find the next partner! What the hell has this god done in the past ten years!"

"Oh hehehe, I'm really ashamed of being so diligent and witty." The young man was triumphant, and complained casually, "It's not your fault that I sang this, I told you to wake me up at 07:30, what happened? I Sleep until you wake up naturally."

"This god is not an alarm clock!!" The voice of the main god was raised several levels, causing the young man to have a headache.

"Lord God, this is not right, think about those parents who wake up their children, they are not alarm clocks." The boy patted his ears and responded as if nothing had happened. Although the Lord God's words were not the sound of air vibrating, the sound was too loud and rubbed his ears. It's the habit, "I let you wake me up and worship you like a parent."

"Oh yes? This god is really ashamed... a ghost!!" The last three words of the main god once again shocked the young man's headache, "If this god can still believe your nonsense after ten years, this god is mentally retarded! "

The teenager was surprised: "Oh? Are you not mentally retarded?"

The Lord God fell silent, and began to loop the forbidden boundary line.

"Oh, oh, it's this rhythm, it feels great." The teenager smiled, his footsteps began to tremble, and he trembled as he walked, once again becoming a beautiful landscape on the street, "Gay love in gay~"

"Why does this god put up such a funny guy like you!"

"Buddha said, look at what others are, and what is in your heart is what you have in your heart."

"Fuck! The real Buddha has long since burped, what a ghost!"

"Buddhas do not exist specifically, as long as they are enlightened and enlightened, all people can become Buddhas."

"Oh? Didn't you say last week that you were going to live in seclusion in the mountains and use a dull life to be bored to death?"

"Well, I thought about it this morning and found that if I wanted to live in seclusion, I didn't have enough money. I would starve myself to death before I was bored to death. I felt a little loss and gave up the idea."

"That's a pity, hehe."

"I think so too."

With the accompaniment of love in gay in gay, the teenager continued to fight with the Lord God on a daily basis, fell in love and wanted to kill each other, but he walked smoothly with his legs shaking, although many people regarded him as a bad sophomore in high school.

The young man paused, and his ecstatic legs stopped because the accompaniment of the Lord God stopped: "Huh? Are you going to put so much on it today? Why don't you change to a pure land of bliss? Little Apple makes do with it, and the name of the disease is love."

"..." The Lord God was very tired, but he had to speak, "Ding! The daily tasks are released. There is a sinful thing in the alley on the left in front of you, please go and solve it."

"Didn't I say, Lord God, you can't get rid of this ding?" The young man scratched his ears. "After ten years, I can't tell whether the doorbell is ringing or you are dinging."

"...This is the program, this is the setting."

"In addition, about three months ago, you kept posting some daily tasks to fight crime. What are you doing? Become a partner of justice?"

"This god is based on the steps of the program! You are now a healthy human being in exercise. You can maintain it but can't break through with continued exercise. What you need to do now is moral cultivation exercise! Your three views are very incorrect!"

"Who said that? My three views can't be right any more." The boy picked up his heavy schoolbag, walked towards the alley where the mission was located, and took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket as he walked...

The Lord God is like a nagging old mother: "I told you not to smoke! Smoking is harmful to health!!"

"Huh...wrong!" The young man took a breath, exhaled a hazy smoke, and said deeply, "Alas, life is always a little difficult, and intoxicating yourself is also a way..."

"Haha." After being baptized by many kinds of delusions of youth, the Lord God sneered twice, "This God will see how you solve this task, the last task..."

"Don't you think I did a great job last time? I slashed myself and ran to the police station, and then the group of thugs were arrested. I am a minor, a minor who needs help with both parents dead, and the law is aggravated. Sentenced to give them years to pick up soap!"