The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Why??"

Xu Xinting's face was full of unrequited love, and the actress said: "This show can't be recorded. I finally begged for the part, but it turned into a part that made me vomit blood. Don't do this!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

The audience burst into laughter, the only pity is that there was no barrage, otherwise this scene would definitely be more lively and funny.

After Xu Xinting lamented, she looked at Li Haoran with an angry face, and said with a 'roar': "You think I'm short? What else do you hate me for? Tell me?"

"No no……"

Li Haoran waved his hands in haste to deny it, and said with a sneer, "How dare I despise Sister S, it's too late for me to praise you!"

"Do not……"

Xu Xinting raised Chang Yin and raised her right hand, and said in a pretentious crying voice: "I don't need you to praise me, I'm heartbroken now, I want you to scold me, so I can feel better!"

"What?"

Li Haoran was dumbfounded, and directly forced, this bitch shouldn't have the tendency to be abused!

You have to stay away from it. Although the leather|whip looks exciting, it is not exciting to experience it in person. It is harmful to physical and mental health! .

Chapter 152 You can't compare to Fatty at all (8/10 please reward, please subscribe)

Xu Xinting was very satisfied with Li Haoran's shocked expression. She stepped forward proudly with her arms folded, and said seriously, "Li Haoran, I'll give you a chance today, and you will scold me for all my shortcomings."

"What?"

"Let me see if the talk of the host of CCTV in mainland China is okay, can it make me comfortable, come, please insult!"

What Xu Xinting said in this passage is really dirty, and her expression is so sloppy, even Li Haoran, Li Haojian, was covered in blood, and said loudly with a puzzled face: "What is it, what is it, what is it... what a horse!" what?"

As an orthodox host in the Mainland, as an excellent regiment cadre who grew up under the red banner and has three views and is very upright, Li Haoran is really not used to Wanwan's neurotic hosting style, and he feels so out of place!

How silly!

Just like the translated movie title, "[-]" is full of retarded attributes!

Are they really our Chinese nation?

Li Haoran complained, thinking that only Huaxia, a huge country, can truly show his peerless wisdom and beauty, and he will never participate in Wanwan's programs in the future, it is easy to become stupid!

Stamping her feet, Xu Xinting continued her performance, glared at Li Haoran and said, "Why don't you have so many things in your life? OK? Hurry up, I can't wait!"

"I...I...I have never seen such a wild way of yours." Li Haoran sighed speechlessly, this time he was serious.

Li Haoran is really not used to Baodao's style.And he also dared to assert that if Sister S hosted in the mainland like this, no matter whether she was a first-line host or not, she would definitely be miserable.

"Come on anyway! OK! What are you afraid of? I've already taken the initiative!"

Xu Xinting's face was full of hunger|thirst, her eyes rolled, and she suggested: "Shall I give you a line to let you cultivate your emotions, or do you cultivate yourself?"

The shocked Li Haoran came back to his senses, hurriedly shook his head, and said solemnly: "No, no, because you don't need to be trained!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

An upright answer successfully made the audience burst into laughter, and Xu Xinting also had a happy expression, and she was intoxicated for a moment and started her dramatic performance.

Holding her arms exaggeratedly, Xu Xinting snorted coldly and said, "Li Haoran, do you know? After Di Lieba and you participated in the show, she said that you are the most unworthy man she has ever seen. You make her feel very disgusted..."

"I didn't say that!"

Fatty in the background had an aggrieved expression, his eyes were foggy.

Like Li Haoran, she was used to watching mainland shows and adapting to mainland entertainment since she was a child. She felt that Xu Xinting's performance was very silly.

And as a newcomer in the entertainment industry, Fat Di is not used to these plots in the show, let alone Xu Xinting's false accusations.

Fat Di felt that it shouldn't be like this even for the effect of the show. If Li Haoran's fans really think so, wouldn't she be scolded miserably?

Thinking of the joke he posted, Fat Di deeply felt that Li Haoran's fans were weird, if they targeted him, he would definitely be miserable!

Fat Di was speechless, and Li Haoran was also speechless in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. After being forced by Xu Xinting several times, he yelled out with real emotion: "You are so childish, you are so ridiculous, right?"

Xu Xinting's flamboyant performance never stopped. Seeing that Li Haoran finally began to scold, she said 'heartbroken': "Yes, I am such a person, what's wrong?"

Taking a step forward, Li Haoran looked down at Xu Xinting from a high position, and snorted coldly: "Comparing with other young girls every day, and Dili Hot Barbie, do you think this is a joke in itself?"

"What do you mean?"

Xu Xinting almost vomited blood, secretly slandering you what do you mean by emphasizing young girls, am I getting old?

Xu Xinting almost vomited blood, secretly slandering you what do you mean by emphasizing young girls, am I getting old?

"It's just that I don't know how... you can compare yourself with others in terms of appearance, height, body, self-cultivation, and knowledge? Every day, every time you are self-righteous on the show, you embarrass the female stars participating in the show, everyone. When did you ever tell me you were bad?"

These words were too realistic and emotional, Xu Xinting's heart was pierced like a knife, she squatted on the ground and pretended to cry: "Li Haoran, do you need to speak such realistic words?"

The audience burst into laughter, Li Haoran finally restrained his fierce face of cursing, and sneered at the camera: "I'm crazy and even scolded myself, too devoted, too devoted, search sharp search sharp!"

After Li Haoran finished speaking, Xu Xinting asked with a crying voice: "Li Haoran, is what you just said true or false?"

"Uh... no?"

Li Haoran shrugged apologetically. Everyone thought he would tell lies kindly, but this guy was so angry that he said, "I've been curious for so long, but no guest pointed it out to you. I think you are so lucky!"

The audience kept laughing, Xu Xinting was hit violently again, lay on the ground and wailed, "Is what you said true or false?"

Li Haoran looked at the camera with blinking eyes, and asked in doubt: "Do I not understand what I said? Or does Baodao need to speak in a more direct language?"

Shaking her head desolately, Xu Xinting did not give up and said, "Are you saying that I am inferior to Di Lieba in every aspect?"

Li Haoran stared at her for a while and thought for a while, and said affirmatively: "She is not better than you in everything!"

Xu Xinting finally felt better, just stood up from the ground, Li Haoran made up the knife and said: "In terms of bitterness, you are better than her 0.."

puff!

puff! !

With such a serious answer and such a knowing blow, even though she knew she was acting, Xu Xinting's expression froze, feeling like she had been stabbed three times in the heart.

Kneeling on the ground again, Xu Xinting performed with endless love, and pretended to cry after a while: "My life is such a failure! My God!!"

"...Okay!"

Li Haoran walked up to her side to comfort her in a warm-hearted 0.2 demeanor, with a sincere face, but continued to say in his mouth, "Recognizing yourself is a very good thing, so that you can..."

"Can what?"

Junyi's face was full of sincerity, and Li Haoran paused word by word: "I know how bad I am!"

Xu Xinting... was killed in action! ! !

The audience laughed like crazy! ! !

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Oh! I laughed so hard, Li Haoran is so funny!"

"There is a contrasting cuteness, mainland men are so manly!"

"I have never seen Sister S suffer such a big loss. She has always taken advantage of it. Today I finally met my opponent!"

"I don't know if we can watch Li Haoran's programs in mainland China. We must search for them when we go back."

Chapter 153 Dirty My Eyes (9/10 Please Reward, Please Subscribe)

"It's amazing! Voice from the heart!"

"Mainland Li Haoran is amazing! My stomach hurts from laughing."

"Sister S, you'll have to pay it back sooner or later, let's see if you dare to be my male god."

"..."

The Wanwan cute girls at the scene screamed piercingly, and what they said made Xu Xinting hurt again and again, hurting more and hurting more.

I think the post-production special effects will put knives all over her body at this time, and make such special effects suitable for the scene, it will look funny at that time.

Xu Xinting cried for a while, then turned her head to look at Li Haoran with an 'embarrassed' smile on her face, and said sadly: "I think this episode of Kangxi is here, I can only record it here, I am so sad, friendship The boat capsizes as soon as it says it will capsize!"

"Sister S, you forced me, okay?"

With a snort, Xu Xinting said: "You scolded so seriously, you must love Di Lieba more than me, so you think I should apologize to Di Lieba, right?"

"unnecessary."

Li Haoran shook his head resolutely, Xu Xinting's eyes showed surprise, she stood up quickly and waited for the answer, her eyes were full of little stars.

03 took a step back and brewed his emotions. Li Haoran offered the last poisonous herb that crushed the camel tonight, and said solemnly: "Actually...you can just kneel down!"

Puff--poof--

Xu Xinting made an expression of vomiting blood when she heard the words, covered her heart and staggered back, her acting skills were not considered eye-catching, but she really expressed an expression of extreme disappointment.

It's a pity that because of her personality, none of the audience sympathized with her. Hearing this, she laughed again, and the laughter of the audience reached its peak at this moment.

In fact, it is difficult for mainland comedy stars to become famous in Taiwan. Although they have the same origin, the jokes of young people in Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan are very different from those in mainland China.

Li Haoran remembers watching an episode of "Everyday Upward" in his previous life. The program team invited the "Laughter Meeting Room" from the Mainland and "Are You a College Student" from Baodao, and the two aesthetics were clearly compared.

Young people in Baodao like ridiculous and dirty content.Young people in the Mainland like subtle combinations of jokes, like one baggage connected to another.

Therefore, after Li Haoran boarded Kangxi, he never said jokes, but relied on his reflexes and used the language talent bestowed by "King Talk Show" to deal with it skillfully.

No matter how big the aesthetic differences are, this art of speaking is still common. Watching celebrities suffer is still very popular in Baodao. They used to be guests, but now they are hosts instead. The sense of difference successfully detonated the scene.

The whole audience burst into laughter, and Fatty in the backstage laughed directly on the sofa, leaning back and forth, laughing very happily.

This wonderful performance by Li Haoran is not only funny, but more importantly, it is protecting her, which makes Fatty feel protected and sweet.

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The show continued, and wept for a while with grief. Xu Xinting looked at Li Haoran resentfully, and asked while wiping her tears with a tissue: "Di Lieba said, when you participated in the show, you liked to shoot goddesses, and Yang Mi, Zhao Liying and the others took a lot of photos, the problem is that from what you said, I'm not at the level of a goddess at all?"

Xu Xinting's face was full of why, and her arrogant and careful heart was continuously hurt. Li Haoran felt that her question was serious at this moment.

After coughing, Li Haoran suppressed a smile and explained: "Sister S, there are many kinds of goddesses, and you are one of them."