The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"...!!!"

Sha Yi was speechless, staring at Li Haoran who was clearly cheating him with a dazed face.

Although that's what he thought, how could he say 450 words, and Hu Ke didn't kill him after returning?

After a long silence, Sha Yihuo stood up and said, "I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to sleep, you go back to your room quickly, you bastard."

"Brother Sha Yi, I haven't talked to you about business yet!"

"I don't want to talk to you right now..."

"..."

After some frolic, beyond the expectations of chief director Yan Min and the others, Li Haoran and Sha Yi actually slept together, just like Yan Wang Sun Honglei and Zhang Yixing slept together.

Looking at the monitoring screen, the assistant director Ren Jing was full of surprise, and asked in puzzlement, "Didn't Li Haoran say he wanted to cheat Sha Yi? Why are you staying in Sha Yi's room?"

Yan Min was thoughtful, and analyzed: "I think Li Haoran should have guessed that the project we arranged is not just for him..."

Before she finished speaking, Ren Jing immediately understood, and continued: "When eating, Sha Yi got the time at 15:[-] in the morning, [-] minutes earlier than Li Haoran."

"That's right, so I guess Li Haoran wanted to see how Sha Yi was manipulated, and then asked Sha Yi to go to his room to experience the raining event in his dream."

"This kid..."

Ren Jing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said with emotion: "If you take it seriously, you are really a thief!".

Chapter 1013 Throwing Nazha over her shoulder 【Please subscribe for full subscription】

In the middle of the night, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse.

When the pointer moved towards 02:30 in the morning, Li Haoran, who was lying on the sofa and dozed off, heard the sound of the door opening, and couldn't help feeling tense

After the door clicked, he immediately woke up from half-sleep and half-awake, his ears pricked up to listen to what kind of plane the program crew was up to.

Having watched this episode more than once in his previous life, he knew what the routine was, so he calmly pretended to be indifferent, and quietly waited for the routine to strike.

Sure enough, through the slits of his squinted eyes, he saw the well-dressed "four masters and apprentices", who were standing at the door exchanging gestures and discussing how to act.

Judging from their actions, it is obvious that they want to divide the troops into two groups to scare him and Sha Yi, an old-fashioned but very scary move.

After all, the ancients said: People scare people and scare people to death!

Why do people get scared to death?

Medical workers have found that when a person is suddenly and unexpectedly frightened by the outside world, the brain will instruct the adrenal gland to secrete a large amount of catecholamines.

Catecholamines are neurotransmitters, including epinephrine and norepinephrine, mainly secreted by the adrenal glands.

When a person is in a state of extreme panic, the adrenal gland will suddenly release a large amount of catecholamines, causing the heartbeat to suddenly increase, the blood pressure to increase, and the oxygen consumption of myocardial metabolism to increase sharply.

Excessive blood circulation impacts the heart like a flood, tearing the myocardial fibers, bleeding the heart, causing cardiac arrest and death.

Young children and the elderly have weak hearts and cannot withstand threats; women are naturally timid and cannot withstand shocks; those with high blood pressure or coronary heart disease will die of myocardial infarction due to threats.

Sha Yi belonged to the third category. He was a hypertensive patient and was woken up by the four masters and apprentices. Such a terrifying scene was like a nightmare for him who was dizzy, and he was covered in white sweat!

Lao Sha sat there with a dazed expression on his face, his eyes wide open and he thought he went to the wrong set, or traveled to the world of Journey to the West?

While he was thinking about his life, two special actors in the costumes of Tang Seng and Drifting Monk walked up to Li Haoran quietly side by side.

"Hehehe...¨"..."

Looking at each other, the two bent down at [-] degrees to stare at Li Haoran, and let out extremely magical laughter together, which made Sha Yi, who was still in a daze, shudder.

"Hehehe..."

In the chief director's private room, Yan Min and Ren Jing, who were staring at the surveillance screen, also laughed magically along with the special actors, looking forward to the scene where Li Haoran was frightened.

This issue of Li Dacai always emphasizes that he must fight back from the jedi. If he is still in the hands of a helper who is very deflated and picky, the comedy effect will definitely be leveraged!

But at this moment, a sudden change happened, the "sleeping" Li Haoran jumped up, and locked the neck of "Tang Monk" with lightning speed.

Under the watchful eyes of Yan Min and the others, "Tang Monk" was pressed back on the sofa by Li Haoran with a very standard grabbing action, and he had no strength to fight back.

"Oh!"

After his back slammed into the sofa dully, Tang Seng let out a piercing and frightening scream, which didn't sound like a male voice.

Everyone else was dumbfounded, staring at Li Haoran with a guarded face for a long time, speechless, not knowing what to say.

Only now did they suddenly realize that this guy is not an ordinary person!

Only now did they suddenly realize that this guy is not an ordinary person!

Li Haoran's strength in combat is recognized by the whole of Asia. Normally, five burly men can't get close to him. What is a "Tang Monk" with a weak physique?

A scream finally brought back Sha Yi's lost three souls and six souls, stood up hurriedly, and shouted the words "be merciful".

He finally realized that this was the routine of the program group, and his honest personality was afraid that the extras would be hurt by the "sleeping" Li Haoran, so he kindly reminded him.

"This old man's character!"

Hearing this, Li Haoran couldn't help complaining in his heart.

Knowing that it was a routine, it is naturally impossible for him to injure "Tang Monk". He just scares the program crew and creates a little entertainment effect.

The sofa is so thick, even if it falls over the shoulder, it won't hurt anyone, and his throat lock is very gentle, so it won't cause any harm to Tang Seng.

It was only when he pressed Tang Seng's hands on Xiongkou that he felt two lumps of humming, that he realized that something was wrong, and the script was very different from his previous life.

Judging from the sound of crying, Tang Seng underneath is actually a woman disguised as a man. That Fengying must have at least a C, which is not something a man can have at all.

Li Haoran felt very embarrassed, but at this moment, he had no choice but to act. Since the actor was sleepy and confused, he had to act the whole set, and if he gave up halfway, wouldn't the audience see the clue.

Li Haoran absolutely refuses to be a dramatist!

As a result, this guy looked sleepy, and shamelessly went to nirvana again, then he stood up ignorantly, blinking his eyes and said: "¨¨What...what's going on?"

Sha Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly, wiped his white hair and said, "We were..."

As soon as Sha Yi spoke, the "Tang Monk" who was lying on the sofa suddenly began to sob and cry, with his arms crossed in pain and his complexion turned abnormal.

Being captured by Li Haoran's throat suddenly locked, there was no pain from the fall except for the frightened panic, but the bastard Li Haoran's palms suddenly fell to press her on her chest, and the feeling of being crushed by more than 150 kilograms was too painful.

What's even more hateful is that the bastard's knee hit her, and the painful and weird feeling made her want to find a way to get in.

"……Uh!"

Hearing the aggrieved cry of Tang Seng's younger sister, Li Haoran's handsome face was at first ignorant and puzzled, then stunned and embarrassed, as if he finally woke up.

Secretly praised his god-level acting skills, looked down at (Li Zhao) the weeping Tang Seng sister paper, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is a subconscious protective behavior, it's not intentional... righteous"

While talking, when the eyes of the two met, Li Haoran, who was constantly apologizing, took a breath and said in surprise: "Fuck, you are... Nazha?"

Could the woman lying on the sofa be his ex-girlfriend Gu Li Nazha? His exotic appearance and unforgettable eyes impressed him so much!

Constantly wiping her tears with the big sleeve of her monk's robe, Nazha covered her heart and sat up, feeling aggrieved and annoyed: "Li Haoran, you bastard, you big bastard, you avenge yourself..."

Ok!

Jiangshan is easy to change, and nature is hard to change. No amount of experience can change Gulinaza's subconscious behavior of thinking badly.

I have to say that it is too difficult for her to mix in the entertainment industry and make friends with her personality! .

Chapter 1014 The Empress of the Palace is Killed 【Please subscribe for full order】

"Woooooo... Li Haoran, I hate you!!"

Gulinaza, who was crying, was really aggrieved, and felt more and more that her ex-boyfriend didn't want to see her, and was "revenge" her in various ways.

When they were dating, they were ordinary, but within half a year after they broke up, they suddenly became radiant, making her the stupidest and most brain-dead woman in all of China.

Watching various talk shows about Li Haoran, when the first relationship in college was broadcast, the comment section below was basically ridiculed.

Comments like "Li Haoran's ex-girlfriend is blind", "Is Li Haoran's ex-girlfriend out of his mind" and "Gu Li Nazha is too conceited" are so worrying!

Nazha is a conceited and proud woman. She couldn't swallow this breath, so she lowered her face and lowered her dignity to meet this hateful ex-boyfriend again and again.

Because she desperately wants to know what happened to him, and why?

Why, you suddenly become different?

Why, you want to lie to me to hide my clumsiness during my college career?

why? ? ?

What happened afterwards made her even more worried. When she still couldn't forget the 453 of her first love, Li Haoran had already got together with Zheng Wei, and then Zhao Liying, Fat Di and the others.

The bean poisoning in Mushroom House already made me feel like we should have known each other when we met, and it was even worse in Changsha. The disparity between her treatment and Fatty completely chilled her heart, and made her first love fail to the fullest.

And for this "Extreme Challenge" trip, she gave up the precious running man invitation, and made up her mind to tell herself that this is the last encounter she will give up her dignity.

Unfortunately, the ending is still so cruel!

She came here full of expectations, but her ex-boyfriend gave her a chokehold that almost fell over her shoulders, a pair of big hands pressed down a pair of her sisters that almost exploded, and there are nasty knees...

If there is no hatred, how can it be so vicious?

Nazha, who fell into wishful thinking, never thought that men's muscles are different from women's. Li Haoran completely misjudged the situation and caused the weight to drop due to unstable force. He didn't mean it.

Of course, it's another matter to pretend to be ignorant after realizing something is wrong, and deliberately grab a few times, but that's very gentle, isn't it!

"Uh!"

Nazha's crying made Li Haoran feel very embarrassed, and he kept scratching his head under the camera, looking like he had a headache.

Chief directors Yan Min and Ren Jing looked at each other and smiled, they both laughed, knowing that the audience would love to watch this drama, it would be even better if Zhao Liying, the queen of the palace, killed her quickly.

Although Extreme Challenge is a clear stream in the variety show industry, and has always flaunted positive energy, but it's okay to have a sadomasochism once in a while!

With a flash of thought in his mind, Yan Min picked up the walkie-talkie and said: "Group 6, start the project immediately and wake up Zhao Liying, let her find Li Haoran..."

When Yan Min watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, Sha Yi ran over slowly and said in surprise: "Sister Nazha, you...you..."

While talking, he stared at Gu Li Nazha, who stared at the pear blossoms with rain, and was speechless for a while. He was stuck there because he was so clumsy that he couldn't even utter words of comfort.

At this time, there was a sentence in his heart, not knowing whether to say it or not?

This is a typical example of pretending to be coercive but getting fucked!