The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Seeing the four people looking thoughtful, they continued: "On the other hand, they know that ordinary people are already disgusted by people who sell products and advertisements on the Internet. If they can still stand me asking for some takeaway in three or four sentences? It must be a liar .”

"Uh!"

Li Sisi was speechless, facing Li Haoran's strange way of thinking, she could only say: the brain circuit of a genius is really different!

Nigmaiti felt numb in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "Xia Dan, continue..."

With a quiet smile, Hua Dan, the head of "News Network", read aloud again: "'Perhaps... the acquaintance is also a kind of fate!'

'Well, it's really a coincidence, so do you want a takeaway? '

'I can't chat with you now, I'm making a report and I'm afraid of making mistakes. '"

Hearing this, Li Sisi and Li Hong both smiled, struck by Li Haoran's strength, and felt that it would be a great loss for Meituan and Ele.me not to recruit such employees.

What an untiring and persistent sales spirit, this original intention, the March [-]th Red Banner Bearer is nothing more than that!

Ouyang Xiadan suppressed his smile and kept saying in two tones: "'Hi, are you there?'

'Yes!Want some takeout? '

'⊙﹏⊙b Khan, I didn't know you when I added you, what do you do? '

'⊙﹏⊙b Khan, I didn't know you when I added you, what do you do? '

'Deliver, would you like to order one? '

'You are in the catering business, and I work in my father's company as an administrator. '

'Wow!Great, where is your company?Need a group meal? '"

After reading this, Ouyang Xiadan couldn't read any more, he covered his mouth, giggled and laughed non-stop, which caused Li Hong and Li Sisi's laugh points to explode, and couldn't help laughing.

Group meal, god damn group meal!

Rolling his lovely eyes, Li Sisi couldn't stop laughing and said, "Li Haoran, you are too ridiculous!"

Smiling and shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran spread his hands and said, "Even you guys think it's ridiculous, but this guy still resisted crying to me, do you think he's normal?"

Li Hong nodded her head and agreed: "It is indeed a liar. According to normal rules, girls are more reserved on the Internet."

Gazing at the woman, Li Haoran complained, "It's just pretending to be reserved!"

It's not without reason to say that, there are not a few women who give him a sneak peek on WeChat, and there are many CCTV hostesses among them.

For example, Zhou Ling'an recently sent him a group of amazing-explosive pictures in a private message, the ball was so big that his nosebleed almost flowed out...

This girl graduated from the Acting Department of Shanghai Normal University. As the "most beautiful bilingual female anchor" recognized by the basketball host industry, she is the king of popularity.

Hosted a series of NBA activities. He used to be the queen host of NBA superstars in China. He became the host with the most dialogues with Hollywood stars and NBA stars in China. Fans called him "No.1 bilingual film anchor" and "the most beautiful bilingual basketball anchor" ".

There are also Zhang Manyuan and other female hostesses who are new to CCTV, all teasing him to varying degrees - I'm reserved, are you kidding me?

Li Hong was speechless, staring at the little lover with wonderful eyes full of smiles, thinking that Li Haoran was still minding his indifference, he really was a young man!

Since I know that I can't achieve a positive result with you, the more I let you go, the more I talk about it and make it more chaotic?

Li Hong was silent, Li Sisi was upset, he patted the table and said, "What are you talking about, what do you mean by pretending to be reserved?"

Li Haoran was too lazy to talk back to this girl, so he spread his palms and said, "Would you like to read it, or bring it if you don't."

"Look, why don't you look at it?"

Picking up the phone from the table, Li Sisi read: "'Dad doesn't like my painting, thinks I'm not doing my job properly, I just finished arguing with him, and I feel a little depressed!"

'I feel sorry for you. After a fight, you will usually be very hungry. Would you like some takeaway? '

'⊙﹏⊙b Khan, can't eat. '"

3.3 After finishing speaking, Li Sisi gave Li Haoran a blank look. Even though he knew that this person was a liar, Li Sisi could still feel his mood at that time.

How unfortunate it is to meet such a bad fat sheep!

After a little relief, Li Sisi re-read: "'Maybe you don't understand my feelings, I grew up with my grandpa and grandma when I was young, and I lacked communication with my father.'

'Then communicate more, order a takeaway for your dad, he should be very hungry now, and he will definitely be moved, and you can get together! '

'I don't want to talk to him now, thank you, I don't know why I talk to you so much?I have never told anyone so much before, I feel like you are like a brother (cute expression). '

'How about supporting my brother's career and ordering takeaway? '".

Chapter 924 There are thousands of roads, the first one to prevent fraud

Li Haoran#There are thousands of roads, the first one to prevent fraud, a little carelessness, two lines of tears for relatives#

[With the increasing popularity of the Internet, everyone's life is becoming more and more convenient. In the past, we could only meet some new friends face-to-face, but since the mobile phone dating software, everyone can meet some new friends more conveniently. friend.

But in the online world, there are still many routines of some people, and everyone must be careful to guard against them.

I was almost cheated. In order to warn more people to avoid being fooled, I sent a few chat records with the "tea seller", hoping that everyone can learn from it. 】

Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot, screenshot...

No.11 screenshots, and the last screenshot——

The tea seller: "Grandpa said to give you some to taste first. He said that you are my friend. If you give it to a friend, it costs 560 yuan a tael, 1000 taels, and 2500 half a catty. How much do you want?"

Li Haoran: "Grandpa misunderstood, I'm not your friend, I'm your brother, why are my family talking about money!"

The tea seller: "That's right, but it's really not easy for grandpa, so I'll give you my tea. 22"

Li Haoran: "Actually, I also want to do my filial piety, but it's too far away. My little girl, please help me tell grandpa first, just say that I will wait for him in the imperial capital, and wait for him to come and try my takeaway."

The tea seller: "You takeaway from Marle Gobi, you idiot!"

Li Haoran: "Why are you scolding people?"

The tea seller: "If I had known that Lao Zhi was a liar, I would have said that it was a waste of Lao Zhi's time."

Li Haoran: "Damn it, you're a big guy who picks your feet!!"

Tea girl: "Grass mud horse."

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At the end of the screenshot, the netizens burst out laughing after watching it.

The full text is based on the theme of "making money from the other party", the bright line "ordering takeaway" promotes the development of the storyline, and the dark line "selling tea" lays the groundwork for the outbreak of conflicts.

Introducing the light with the dark, contrasting the dark with the light, and ending with a mixture of sadness and joy, the netizens couldn't help but arouse some deep thinking while laughing out loud.

Fortunately, this time a "delivery brother Li Haoran" came out halfway, and he directly knocked out the tea girl with his dedication and sincerity.

And carefully divided the screenshots into four rounds, and clearly told netizens how he "killed" this big man who picked his feet step by step.

In the first round, meeting is fate, no matter what the wrong line is.

Before the tea girl's "slowly hook-up" punch can be used, it is invisible by the "performance palm" of the delivery boy Li Haoran.

The teacher didn't teach how to deal with this palm technique, so the tea girl ran away quickly, and went to ask for a solution.

The delivery boy Li Haoran won the first battle.

In the second round, hey, what about being betrayed by the "scumbag"?

Tea girl, you don't play the cards according to the routine, the master behind it is really amazing, this trick "Daddy doesn't hurt selling miserly fist" came earlier than before.

Fortunately, the takeaway boy Li Haoran was well prepared, and he raised the "Fang Tian Painting Halberd" with a left slash and a right slash, until the tea seller retreated steadily.

In the second round, the delivery boy Li Haoran won again.

In the third round, this time, the tea girl used the "Love and Kindness Fist" again.If it were someone else, he would have already vomited blood from this set of punches.

But there is performance in the first three feet, the takeaway brother Li Haoran always keeps in mind the mentality of "performance", and once again defuses this charming boxing technique, a beautiful performance kick, forcing the tea girl to ring the gong to retreat and leave the stage early.

In the fourth round, the battle between the two sides escalated. The tea seller directly performed the ultimate sword technique of "Grandpa sells tea".

Finally, KO.

Finally, KO.

Master tricks, tricks kill.

I have to say that the rank of the delivery boy Li Haoran is too high, even the tea girl who has been trained for a long time is quickly defeated.

Netizens sincerely lamented that there is no way, they are all just eating, and the "delivery boy" also wants to focus on performance.

……

"Hahaha... The takeaway brother is everywhere, and the takeaway brother is omnipotent."

"Are you all hungry? Would you like some takeaway?"

"Are you a bit thirsty after eating takeaway, how about a cup of tea?"

"I'm dying of laughter, Li Haoran is so funny, is there any shadow in the tea girl's heart?"

"To be honest, I also encountered this incident just now. The content is roughly similar to that in Figure [-]. She said that she was afraid of making a mistake when she made the report and we will talk about it later. Then I saw this after watching the movie. Should I borrow it?"

"The two of you might start fighting while chatting, so do you want insurance?"

"Really, I have also encountered the exact same plot."

"Li Haoran is really good, and his business ability is really strong. Do you have to order takeaway in three sentences?"

"In this duel between masters, whoever curses first will lose."

"It's funny, Li Haoran has another moth, and I feel that this is the rhythm of the takeaway brother."

"This is the peak-to-peak duel, this is the demeanor of a master, let you do thousands of tricks, and I will regret it if I play Kanglong."

"I met it too, and it was the same as Li Haoran's. She also sent me a voice message crying, and she also sent me a birthday song, and asked me to send a red envelope. I didn't send it, and finally asked me to buy it. She roasted the tea with her own hands."

"What is a tea girl, but a big man selling tea!"

"Whether it's selling tea, liquor or other homemade local specialties, when you meet these "soft girls" on WeChat (actually, there are big men on the other end of the network cable), you can just buy and sell, and you must not be fooled into giving money 487."

"..."

As time went by, the popularity of Li Haoran's Weibo comment area became more and more popular, and soon the post [Li Haoran Resisted Killing the Tea Girl] was artificially pinned to the top, and it became the most searched list of the day.

Immediately afterwards, various cheated stickers were uploaded, some were deceived, and some like Li Haoran successfully fought back.

Among them, the most classic one is Xiaochi, the playful customer service of Blue Moon. When he saw that he was treated as a fat sheep, he kept his face, behaved in a seductive manner, and turned against customers.