"Shame on the waste!"
Li Haoran replied lazily, stretching his limbs high up, almost choking Zhao Liying to death.
Gritting her teeth, Zhao Liying threatened: "Are you going or not? I will sue Mr. He and the others when they come back. You will be dead by then, and all the farm work will be yours!"
"Oh! I'm so scared! You go and sue! Let me die of exhaustion in the cornfield!"
Li Haoran had a mean smile on his face, that expression almost made Zhao Liying mad.
She had an epiphany, getting along with this guy would shorten her lifespan, at least ten years.
Angrily kicking Li Haoran, Zhao Liying said angrily: "` ¨I really don't like this taste, you make me another cup, strawberry flavor."
"You want me to soak!"
Li Haoran asked suddenly, Zhao Liying nodded subconsciously, she knew she had been fooled after nodding, kicked Li Haoran off the bamboo couch, and said angrily: "Let you trick me, let you trick me..."
Standing up from the ground rubbing his old waist, Li Haoran said speechlessly, "Where did I trick you?"
Zhao Liying stared at him with lightning-like eyes, she was too smart to be fooled again.
Li Haoran said uninterestedly: "I mean soak rice, you want me to soak rice?"
After careful consideration, Zhao Liying felt that there was no way to say this, so she nodded and said, "Go quickly, don't dawdle here!"
Li Haoran leaned back on the bamboo couch again, and opened his mouth and said, "Come on, you want me to soak it again, feed me this cup first, I'm really hungry too!"
Seeing the boss with Li Haoran's mouth open after speaking, there was a rumbling sound in his stomach, Zhao Liying (Zhao Qianzhao) knew that this guy hadn't eaten like him, and wanted to feed him but couldn't save himself, after all, the camera was there .
After glaring at Li Haoran, Zhao Liying put the original flavored rice on the bamboo couch, and said angrily, "I want to eat it myself, but I want to feed it. It's a beautiful idea!"
After speaking, amidst the applause of countless fans, he moved his feet off the bamboo couch to look for shoes, Li Haoran sat up and said, "What are you doing?"
"Soaked rice is thin!"
With a helpless sigh, Li Haoran grabbed her and said, "Okay, I'll go and soak you. Can you lie down properly as a patient? Can you stop worrying me?"
Hearing Li Haoran's complaint, Zhao Liying smiled sweetly in her heart, rolled her eyes and said, "It's because you don't give me a bath, okay? I will definitely complain to Teacher He."
"Dede...what are you doing with your mouth shut! You are usually strong and smart, but why are you still a crybaby? Strawberry flavored rice, right? I'll go soak it!".
Chapter 87 Fatty, who is directly confused (33/50 for the first order)
beep ring...
beep ring...
The landline phone rang suddenly, startling Li Haoran, who was making rice water for Zhao Liying, looked around and found no one, so he picked up the phone and put it to his ear.
"Hey?"
"Hello."
A crappy Hong Kong female voice came from the phone, chattering endlessly: "I just want to say, don't you seem to have all the things I want tomorrow ready?"
"Hey! Isn't Ying Bao the guest of the first episode? Why are there still people?"
Looking at Zhao Liying who was lying on the bamboo couch playing with her mobile phone, she made sure that she was not secretly hiding somewhere for a cameo performance. Li Haoran was puzzled, and replied with a guilty conscience: "We are preparing, by the way, what do you want to eat?"
"Isn't it exhausting to prepare? I am a grandson of Yao Chi."
"What?" Li Haoran was confused.
"Oil-gate-sun!!"
Blinking his eyes and trying to identify it for a while, Li Haoran suddenly remembered a dish that his mother would cook sometimes, and asked, "Is it braised bamboo shoots in oil?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
"Ok!"
"Then you guys have to hurry up! Because the guest doesn't even have any food!"
"Oh, we'll be ready, when will you be there?"
"Let's... Let's think about it, Master Xiji 597, how long will it take to arrive?"
"Master driver!!"
Li Haoran grasped this point keenly, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, the phone paused, and a female voice from Gangpu came again: "...by the way, we'll be here in two hours!"
"Two hours?"
Li Haoran didn't believe it, and said with a smile: "Master, only we mainlanders are called! Who are you? You pretended to be a Hong Kong person and got caught! Hurry up and sign up!"
beep beep beep...
The answer to Li Haoran was a series of blind voices. He curled his lips and put down the phone, walked into the small room with Mi Xie in his hand, and said with a smile: "Strawberry Mi Si, Empress, please drink!"
Zhao Liying sat up, raised her head and asked, "Who called?"
Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran shook his head and said, "Besides you, there should be other guests, and they want to eat gas grandchildren by name."
"What?"
"Braised bamboo shoots in oil! Hahahaha!!"
Li Haoran smiled and handed Mi Xi to the lovely Zhao Liying, who rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "It looks like a Hong Kong person, but in the end it was exposed at the driver's master. It should be a female star we know?"
"Gang Pu is right, who could it be?" Zhao Liying tilted her head and thought.
"That's a huge area. Who among the celebrities nowadays can't speak two or three sentences in Hong Kong and English. Anyway, it's hard for us to guess!"
She gave Li Haoran a charming look, and Zhao Liying sipped rice and said, "Is this the down-to-earth style of you people from Peking University? Why are you so lazy?"
She gave Li Haoran a charming look, and Zhao Liying sipped rice and said, "Is this the down-to-earth style of you people from Peking University? Why are you so lazy?"
"I'm keeping my brain in a useful place. It's too stupid to waste my brain power in useless places every day, such as..."
"Li-hao-ran!!"
Zhao Liying's face turned black, and the barrage burst into yelling and cursing. The group ridicule of Peking University talents made them all hurt.
Do you think everyone is as monstrous as you, we would have gone crazy if we didn’t waste a little brainpower every day, okay?
……
Li Haoran and Zhao Liying staged scenes of rejoicing with each other, and the dog food that was inadvertently sprinkled made the fans overwhelmed and wailing everywhere!
At this time, Mango TV and CCTV opened a live broadcast room. Curious fans clicked in and found that in an apartment in Changsha, the big star Yang Mi and her artist Di Lieba were pretending to be Hong Kong people's routine Li Haoran.
As a four-star actress who is not less famous than Zhao Liying, Yang Mi has a terrifying number of fans. She has nearly 9000 million followers on Weibo, which is nearly twice that of Lu Han. One can imagine how popular she is. .
What's more, there are two beauties in this live broadcast room. Di Lieba is also a newcomer. She played very well in the just-launched "Gu Jian Qi Tan" and was well received by fans and the media.
Therefore, there is no need for the program group to make recommendations at all. Yang Mi's fans called friends (accd) and yelled on Yang Mi's Weibo, and the number of people in this live broadcast room exceeded one million.
Yang Mi and Fat Di also didn't know that they were live broadcasting, but they were stars who could restrain themselves and act as long as they were in front of the camera, and the two of them kept improving their acting skills.
Being judged by Li Haoran as a mainland star through the driver, Yang Mi hung up the phone in a hurry, patted his heart in fear, blinked and said: "Li Haoran is too vigilant! This has been discovered? Xiao Di, what should we do? "
When Yang Mi routinely played Li Haoran, Fat Di kept squinting his big talking eyes, huddled on the sofa and covered his mouth and smiled cutely. Hearing this, he sat up, tilted his head to think for a moment, and suggested: "Miss Mi Mi , Shall I try to type it? It will confuse the public and completely confuse Li Haoran!"
"This Beijing movie has the demeanor of an old capital!" Yang Mi praised with a thumbs up, and said with a smile: "Yes, tonight's routine will make Li Haoran dizzy, so it's better to let him insomnia!"
"Yeah, I replayed it!"
The Mushroom House's phone was dialed again, and Li Haoran's magnetic and pleasant voice came from the other end of the phone, asking: "Hello? How are you?!"
Aiming in the direction of the camera, blinking at Yang Mi, Fatty imitated the dialect of Modu, and said in a tone unique to the housekeeper aunt: "Oh, you guys are doing well after all..."
Fatty's language imitation ability is overwhelming, and the fans are stunned for a while, feeling that Li Haoran must not be able to hear it, this is simply the voice of two people!
Unexpectedly, after Fatty finished speaking, Li Haoran opened his mouth with a smile, and said with a pleasant surprise: "Oh! The guest is you! Has the bruise on his forehead disappeared? Next time, we must remember that the door opens inward and cannot go out Headbutt."
"...!!"
Fat Di was directly stunned, she was dumbfounded, she could tell that Li Haoran had no tricks for her, because only she and Li Haoran knew about hitting her head against the door!
Yang Mi and nearly tens of millions of fans were also stunned. You can tell that Li Haoran is cheating!
Li Haoran did cheat. In his previous life, Fatty performed in dialect when he participated in "Running Man", and the segment of imitating a child and Aunt Guan of the Magic City has become a classic segment of Running Man.
In his previous life, Li Haoran had watched Pangdi's collection no less than twenty times, and he still remembered the voice of Auntie Guanke in the capital city, how could he not be able to judge it.
If Fatty imitated the dialect of other places, Li Haoran might not be able to understand it. In the dialect of Modu, is there any female celebrity in China who speaks it so deeply!
"Non Sosa?"
Fat Di made an excuse in embarrassment, hoping that Li Haoran would not name her.
Li Haoran understood, smiled and said: "If it's you, then the other one must be your boss, come on, come on! A lot of interesting jobs are waiting for you!".
Chapter 88 The Explosive CCTV Anchor (34/50 for the first order)
Being spotted by Li Haoran so easily, the confident Fat Di was about to cry, and Xiao Aojiao's self-confidence was severely hit, and he pouted and said: "Nongming, let's do it (you will do it tomorrow morning) stir-fried eel, Braised bamboo shoots sprinkled with oil..."
"Are you asking us to make stir-fried eels and braised bamboo shoots?" Li Haoran said with a smile in his voice, "Come here early tomorrow! Let's play with eels together."
"...It's a lot of money!"
Fat Di didn't know that the eel was spoiled by the female anchors a few years later, and he simply nodded in agreement, unaware that Li Haoran on the opposite side had already collapsed on the floor with a smile.
After hanging up the phone, Fat Di looked at Yang Mi and said without tears: "Miss Mi Mi, where did I get caught? There are obviously no flaws-!"
Yang Mi was in a daze, who knows where she got caught, she really thought that Li Haoran was cheating, but the camera was filming, so she couldn't say this!
Compared to Yang Mi who was full of doubts, the fans who watched the live broadcast were less suspicious. They had been staring at Li Haoran's live broadcast, and they guessed it entirely from watching Li Haoran.
What does this prove?
It proved that Li Haoran was very, very familiar with Fatty's voice, so familiar that he could recognize it as soon as he heard it.
Just like how much you can disguise your voice, it is absolutely impossible to deceive your loved ones.
But how did Li Haoran and Fatty know each other?
Why didn't there be any rumors about such a familiar relationship?
According to Pang Di's encyclopedia information, she had been staying in her hometown of Urumqi before, and she should have come to Beipiao last year. Fortunately, she followed Yang Mi.
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