It's a pity that the Goddess has feelings, but the God King has no intentions!
It seems that they have been on opposite sides since the first phone call. Li Haoran never gave her a good face, even after he cleared up his previous suspicions, he kept a long distance from her.
All happy friends are deceitful, they only have friends who are not happy, heartbroken!
But Liu Yifei is not a woman who is willing to fail. She thinks that the main reason is that she has too little contact with Li Haoran, so she asked her mother to use her relationship to squeeze out Zhao Liying and participate in this "Real Man" program.
Distance produces beauty. In the past, Li Haoran couldn't see her own demeanor because of the distance. Now that she gets together every day, don't you believe that Li Haoran is not overwhelmed by her peerless demeanor?
At this point, Sister Shenxian's self-confidence is unparalleled.
Without the influence of the Bangzi incident, her popularity in this life didn't drop that much, but her works couldn't keep up, and there were too many new goddesses, so there was a public opinion called a vase.
Confidence is self-confidence, but watching Li Haoran only focus on eating and not looking at her as a peerless beauty at all, the heart of the fairy sister is still very cold.
Picking up a steaming steamed steamed bun with chopsticks, he took a bite hard, gritted his teeth and muttered, "Bastard, you just know how to eat, eat, eat... eat you to death, why don't you hold you to death!"
Li Haoran didn't hear what Liu Yifei said clearly, but when he heard her voice, he turned his head and said with a smile, "How is it? Does it taste good?"
Without waiting for Liu Yifei to speak, he continued: "Uh! You have a problem with eating, Baozi provoked you, and your appearance of gnashing your teeth into pieces is really terrifying!"
Originally, I wanted to gently say a few words about reunion after a long absence, or discuss the script of "The Time Prisoner", but now the fairy sister completely went berserk, and she no longer had the idea of calm and speaking.
He slammed his chopsticks on the table, opened his phoenix eyes, and angrily said: "Eat yours, mind your own business."
After finishing speaking, he walked down the stairs angrily and with red eyes, leaving Li Haoran standing there stunned, at a loss for what to do.
After finishing speaking, he walked down the stairs angrily and with red eyes, leaving Li Haoran standing there stunned, at a loss for what to do.
When Liu Yifei's figure disappeared around the corner, Li Haoran turned his head to look at the camera, puzzled and said, "Am I wrong? He bit his bun with his white teeth, who has ever seen a bun like this?"
The director team was collectively ashamed, it is definitely impossible to give him an answer... ..
Brother, it's hot!
Seeing three or four people staring at him quietly, Li Haoran could only give up, shrugged his shoulders and buried his head to continue eating buns.
He is only [-]% full now, far from full.
……
In the early morning with thick fog, a gray military shuttle bus stopped at the gate, the door opened, and a middle-aged man in military uniform stepped out of it.
He has the unique temperament of a soldier, solemn and stern, calm and restrained, with short hair and his Chinese character face full of military characteristics, he looks clean and neat.
The sound of heavy footsteps resounded in the hall, and the army green military uniform immediately attracted the attention of Zhang Fengyi and Wang Baoqiang.
Facing the eyes of the two big stars, the soldier shouted: "Assemble, call roll."
"Yes."
"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up."
Finally seeing real active soldiers, the hearts of the stars were still very excited, and it took dozens of seconds to stand side by side in a hurry.
Tong Liya and Liu Yifei stood in the middle of the line, Yaya looked around and found that Li Haoran was still eating in the lobby on the second floor, her heart sank.
Looking up at the indifferent face of the soldier uncle, she can only hope that Li Haolan will be blessed!
As if he glanced at the seven celebrities with thunderbolt eyes, the soldier opened the document in his hand and said, "5.1 Zhang Fengyi."
"arrive."
"Wang Baoqiang."
"arrive."
"Li Haoran."
Silence, a strange and laughing silence...
Except for Tong Liya, everyone present wanted to laugh, especially the fairy sister who had just been hurt.
The first one to get caught is typically the bastard, so cool!
Raising his head, the soldier glanced around and asked, "It's time for assembly, where did Li Haoran go?"
Everyone held back their laughter, Tong Liya gave an embarrassed smile, Qianqianyu pointed to the upstairs, and said dumbfoundedly: "He is still eating, he can eat very well."
It just so happened that Li Haoran ran down from the stairs at this time, Shanshan smiled and ran to stand in line, then explained: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little late.".
Chapter 864
The captain soldier was just ordered to pick up these people, and it was not easy to attack Li Haoran, a well-known star, under the watchful eyes of everyone, so he took a deep breath and turned his head.
To tell the truth, no matter how realistic the praise is, no matter how nice the words are, "Real Men" is just a variety show educational program, and it cannot escape the shackles of the word variety show.
If there is a real gathering of recruits, whoever dares to be late, at this time the old squad leader will either serve him with a punch, or punish him with forty or fifty push-ups as a punishment.
The army has never been a place for laughing and joking.
It is like a sophisticated war machine, well-organized and orderly, no mistakes can be made anywhere, and the price must be paid for mistakes.
"Tong Liya."
"arrive."
"Liu Yifei."
"arrive."
"..."
After finishing the roll call and making sure that all the eight stars are present, the captain looked at Li Haoran and criticized in a deep voice: "It is the duty of soldiers to obey orders. If they are not punctual, they will not be able to hold their positions during the 22nd war. Don’t let similar situations happen again in the future, do you hear me?”
"heard it."
Li Haoran hurriedly answered loudly, his handsome face was full of embarrassment.
On Weibo, he blew up the sky with fans, saying that he should be a model and good soldier, and strive to retire with full marks.
Seeing that Li Haoran admitted his mistakes with a good attitude, the captain soldier nodded and said loudly: "Turn right and get in the car."
……
After putting away more than a dozen suitcases, it took a lot of effort to get on the military bus. The captain and soldier sat on the seat next to the door of the car and kept silent, while the eight celebrities gathered behind and chatted happily.
The entertainment industry says it's big and big, but it's small and very small!
The eight people present are all highly recognizable celebrities, and naturally they have known each other through various occasions, so the atmosphere is very lively.
After chatting for a while, Zhang Fengyi stared at Li Haoran with the expression of a kind grandfather, and said with emotion: "It's good to be young, eat as much as you can, I can't eat anymore, I'm old!"
Sitting up while speaking, he gestured with both hands and said, "When I was young, I could eat three catties of cooked beef at a time without being full. Now it is half a catty at best."
Except for Li Haoran and Wang Baoqiang who said that it’s okay for us to perform well, the remaining five stars were collectively speechless, all with stunned expressions.
They are "delicate and tender" and they can't eat three catties of cooked beef together, especially female stars, it is very hard to keep in shape.
Of course, except for the elder sister Han Hong, an old artist, she doesn't need to care about the shape.
Tsk tut admiration, Liu Yifei rolled his eyeballs, and praised: "No wonder you maintain such a good figure, I think Li Haoran's way of eating while seeing mountains and mountains, seeing water and water dry, will definitely become fat when you are your age .”
"Say-what-what-!"
Li Haoran was speechless, thinking in his heart that this bitch took gunpowder today, why is it so hard to get along with him, doesn't it mean that you look ugly, and you didn't say that you peed your pants, are you angry?
Not to be outdone, Liu Yifei glared back, "Aren't you an idiot? Do you dare to say that you stopped and did other things during this period?"
"Who, who, who said I can't stop eating..."
Li Haoran was still arguing at first, but in the end his tone became weaker and weaker under the gaze of the fairy sister, and soon he became stronger and said: "After you came down, I really did other things. I saw a boy."
Tong Liya was very curious, her phoenix eyes blinked and she asked, "Who is it?"
Tong Liya was very curious, her phoenix eyes blinked and she asked, "Who is it?"
Facing Liu Yifei's eyes full of fire, Li Haoran patted the car armrest, and said with a very regretful expression: "Who? What a pity, I almost fell in love with him, just a little bit, just a little bit!"
"Cough cough cough cough!!"
"Fuck, love doesn't distinguish between men and women, Liu Haoran, why are you crying?"
"As a 57-year-old man, I can only say that my brother is amazing!"
"..."
The seven stars collectively fried the pot, and even the captain soldier who was in front of the collapse of Taishan Mountain and his face and heartbeat couldn't help grinning.
Is this really a real hammer?
Your circle is so chaotic, but luckily I didn’t enter that place as simple and straightforward as I would, and if I entered, I’d be afraid that I wouldn’t be able to protect my evening festival or my chrysanthemums!
"……hiss!"
Liu Yifei gasped and stared at her smoky eyes, as if he understood something, and then felt 100% so, otherwise it would be impossible to explain why this fellow treats such a charming woman like her?
"My-oh-god, I actually participated in the show with gay, I actually like him, every day..."
Thinking of that terrible possibility, Liu Yifei couldn't help getting goose bumps all over his body, and his scalp was so numb that he was about to cry.
Tong Liya didn't have any doubts about this, several accidents let her know how strong Li Haoran's abilities are, and the ferocious little Haoran told her: This guy's sexual orientation is absolutely normal and ruthless.
The image of the two hugging each other in the closet echoed in her mind, and Yaya said shyly and awkwardly, "What nonsense are you talking about?"
Shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head regretfully, Li Haoran said softly, "Finally, my hands are soft, I..."
Speaking of this, he deliberately slowed down his tone, and seeing everyone holding their breath and waiting for the news, he said with a smile: "Then I put down the mirror."
"Depend on!"
"I'll go to 683!"
"Li Haoran is muddy, I have never seen such a brazen person."
Facing the condemnation from all over the sky, Li Haoran said with a very embarrassing and funny expression: "What can I do, I can't control how much I can remember!"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
The last sentence of Hong Kong Pu successfully made everyone laugh, only Liu Yifei didn't laugh, and Xingkou closed his mouth again. For a while, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh?
Crying, I was tricked by this guy, I was cheated to death!
Laugh, fortunately such an excellent man has a normal gender, otherwise she wouldn't dare to believe in love!
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