The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

After a pause, Li Haoran looked at Zhou Xie and said, "Today is Zhou Xie's special session, so let's talk about Teacher Zhang Shaogang first!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The usual reversal in cross talk skits, Li Haoran's ability still filled the audience with laughter.

Glancing at his teacher, Li Haoran introduced: "Mr. Zhang Shaogang is a host that I respect very much. In my opinion, Mr. Zhang is a noble person, a person who has escaped vulgar interests..."

Thinking of Zhang Shaogang's scandalous history, everyone couldn't help laughing, Li Haoran's words were seriously insincere!

Leaning on the 5.9 sofa, Zhang Shaogang squinted at Li Haoran invincibly, with an expression that I can see what else you can say.

Hehe smiled, Li Haoran scratched his head and said in confusion: "Actually, I don't really understand, why does Mr. Zhang Shaogang, who is so hated by netizens, still go to this Tucao Conference to accept complaints?"

Shaking his hand, Li Haoran asked, "Do you want to compare with Zhou Xie and Cao Yunjin who is No.1?"

Li Haoran gave Li Haoran a blank look, Zhang Shaogang didn't say anything, Li Haoran replaced him and said: "You are not the same as Zhou Wei and Cao Yunjin, they are annoying because the netizens misunderstand them, and you...you have misunderstood yourself .”

"puff!"

This sentence directly made Zhang Shaogang break his skills, turned his head and looked around, and laughed dumbfoundingly. .

Chapter 705

Why was "Tucao Conference" popular in the previous life?

Huojihuo is following the trend of the times and has built a youthful way of communication, which may be the unique charm of making complaints about the Internet age.

If everyone speaks in a serious way, the world will be extremely monotonous, and when sarcasm becomes a way of communication, the truth and insights hidden behind the jokes will seem to be of little importance.

Tucao has gradually become the younger generation's commentary on this era, and it has gradually become a way for them to deconstruct the world and understand each other.

On the one hand, young people are here to get rid of the inherent rhetorical formulas of the social environment, touch those seemingly grand or complex propositions in a state of daily complaints, and complete the reconciliation between individuals, others and society in a witty and interesting atmosphere.

This is the case with "Tucao Conference", which gradually peels off the alternative truth and kindness expressed in the jokes and humor under the shell of jokes and humor, and begins to change from a bystander or a person being entertained to a participant and creator.

Compared with whitewashing official speeches, filters and various photos after photo editing, the public is more accepting of celebrities breaking the boundaries of reality in the form of complaints, expressing themselves through entertainment and discourse, and dispelling the psychological distance between celebrity career and public opinion.

"Tucao Conference" has done a good job in this regard, although the last two seasons have become a new hot spot for incubating stars and public opinion topics in a sense.

But this is also the main reason why the reputation of this program is getting worse and worse, but the ratings are getting higher and higher, and it is still becoming more and more popular in the market.

Of course, there are other reasons for the success of "Tucao Conference" that cannot be ignored, such as its sense of proportion is very good.

After all, some words are neither serious nor serious, and it takes a lot of skill to point to the end. If you say it lightly, the audience will not be addicted to watching it, and if you say it too heavy, the vixen will swear at the street, so this scale is really difficult to grasp.

Li Haoran holds the skills of [Calm Duan Zi Hand] [King Talk Show] [Immediate Sound], and his ability to control the field is the strongest in history, which is by no means comparable to that of Zhang Shaogang and others.

A lot of laughing and cursing became articles, and a few words successfully stirred up the atmosphere. The high level made the interested people gasp in admiration, shouting that success really has its reasons for success.

After complaining about Zhang Shaogang, Li Haoran called out Zhou Xie, Wang Ling, Chi Ma, Li Wei, and Di Lieba one by one, and gave each of them a sharp comment, and the hot scene effect was mixed.

During the period, it can be said that witty remarks, sharp and funny words, every guest who vomited three liters of blood and couldn't get angry, could only look at each other and smile wryly.

Li Haoran's complaints also made the audience's cheeks hurt from laughing, and they liked this show that satisfied their curiosity more and more, and felt that every word the idol said spoke to their hearts.

Fatty was the lightest one to be spit out, and he was choked with anger!

Li Haoran did promise her not to talk about the jokes in the script, but this guy acted impromptu and focused on her dreams, vomiting blood in her pupils, wishing she could find a way to get in.

This guy actually said to her in front of people all over the country: It is unrealistic to want to win an Oscar queen. Neither Zhang Ziyi nor Yang Ziqiong dare to say that. Woolen cloth?

In addition to being ridiculed for the fragmentation of dreams, Fatty's proud appearance was also ruthlessly complained by a good CP, saying that she has a pair of unicorn arms, which pissed her off.

On the contrary, the audience who watched the live broadcast laughed to death...

On the contrary, the audience who watched the live broadcast laughed to death...

Especially Nazha, who watched the live broadcast for the first time, laughed and rolled on the sofa in just 10 minutes, bursting into tears from laughing.

It's not that Nazha took pleasure in other people's misfortune regardless of her fellow countrymen, it's because Li Haoran's words are so funny!

Of course, what is indispensable is that Fatty's popularity has surpassed her recently. She ranks the last in popularity in Xinjiang Simei, behind Tong Liya, Jiang Xin, and Fatty. How can she not have other emotions.

Originally, it was nothing, she was earning a lot of the money she was supposed to earn, but when she remembered that Fatty was doted on by her ex-boyfriend, and it was thanks to her ex-boyfriend that she was more popular than her, would it be strange if she felt comfortable?

At this time, seeing the little countryman's almond eyes wide open and round cheeks, Nazha suddenly felt that the two channels of Ren and Du were connected, and the aura of heaven and earth entered her body. Even the aunt who had been troubled for several days disappeared miraculously. Do you think it is miraculous?

Not to mention Nazha, who is jealous and ecstasy, at the moment the barrage area of ​​the CCTV live broadcast room is full of laughter and laughter. The density is the highest in history. If it is not closed, it will seriously affect the viewing experience.

Fans from all over the country praised Li Haoran's sharp words, or ridiculed them, or stimulated their words.

Pang Di's brainless fans would not mind Li Haoran complaining about their idol like this, even that Lu Ben Xia Si Huo laughed exceptionally brightly, and habitually couldn't help but started tearing his clothes.

The reason why this guy is so 'kind' is not because he is really kind, but because he can feel the kindness in Li Haoran's teasing.

As the saying goes, don’t be afraid of ignorance, but be afraid of comparing goods. Li Haoran vomited his idols the lightest, and in the end he even cleared her up, saying: Dreams can still be dripping, and he still wants to be president!

Because of this, he won't bomb Li Haoran, and save his life!

"The last one..."

After complaining about Fatty, Li Haoran grinned 180 and turned his attention to the last guest, who was an abandoned student from Deyun Club—Cao Yunjin.

Seeing this super talkative guy looking at him, Cao Yunjin hastily sat upright, trying to maintain a smile so as not to make himself look more embarrassed and worried.

When I was in the Deyun Society, I felt that the distribution of benefits was uneven, and I was determined to break up with my master and set up my own family. I didn't know how terrifying the energy of the master was until I got out of the Deyun Society...

For more than a year, his life has been really difficult, everyone shouted and beat him, and made things difficult everywhere.

In order to maintain his once extravagant life, and for this huge announcement fee, he chose to smear his face and pay the price of being sharply complained about, allowing the "Tucao Conference" to expose his scars of "deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors".

But no matter how big your heart is, how much you love money, and how shameless you are, it is super uncomfortable and super worrying to be bullied to your death. I am afraid that if you use too much force, you will not be cleansed, but it will become more and more black.

Cao Yunjin had a premonition that he would be uncomfortable tonight, but as expected, Li Haoran's first words didn't make him feel better, and he said with a smile, "I'm very happy, I was honored to invite Cao Jin to participate in the first session of "Tucao Conference" tonight, it's really fluffy Shenghui... did something wrong in his previous life!"

"Hahahahaha...".

Chapter 706 Hello everyone, I am Zha Zhahui

Since his birth in 2014, Li Haoran has always been the king of traffic with his own topics, as the handsome face in the host world, the leader in the complaint world, and the unparalleled Chinese-style fresh meat.

This time, as the host of "Tucao Conference", he released the nature of poisonous tongue, opened the mode of crazy complaints, and showed the attribute of poisonous tongue to the fullest.

Even though the show only aired for about ten minutes, and even though the main drama hadn't started yet, the audience~ who lacked knowledge of talk shows enjoyed watching it very much.

At this moment, seeing that Li Haoran finally turned his attention to Cao Yunjin, who had the biggest problem, they all sat upright, waiting for the early warning of Gao Neng, Liu Neng, and Nuclear Energy.

……

"Solemn reminder: This program will cause extreme inner comfort, please watch it carefully."

"I think Cao Yunjin is suitable to be the main coffee, and his slots are ten times stronger than Zhou Xie's."

"I've already prepared tissues, Li Haoran is a ruthless person!"

"I think Li Haoran is a werewolf. He said it too harshly. The stars who participated in this show have big hearts, otherwise they would easily die of myocardial infarction."

"Well said, beautiful, it's a big move when you come up, and Cao thief will be mad at you."

"Li Haoran has a knife in his mouth! After one season of the show, how many people can he offend?"

"That's the only way to make a talk show interesting, okay? Our Haoran is the pioneer!"

"..."

The fans were not disappointed, Li Haoran made a big move, Cao Yunjin was so angry that he was speechless, and the audience applauded thunderously, and the barrage rolled crazily.

Waving his hands to silence the audience, Li Haoran smiled 'sincerely' and applauded and welcomed: "There is no crime, there is no crime, it's all nonsense, now we're serious, let's welcome with the warmest applause——Cao Jin Mr. Arrival."

Cao Jin!

Cao Jin! !

Cao Jin! ! !

The two ordinary words contained super lethality, which directly made Cao Yunjin blacken his face and forced a smile, and also made the audience and even the audience in front of the screen laugh comfortably.

As we all know, the word 'cloud' is the first word in the family tree of Deyun Society, and Cao Yunjin's cloud character is given in the family tree. He lived in Guo Degang's house at the age of 14, and belonged to the same generation as Yue Yunpeng, and was a second-generation disciple.

However, because of a falling out with the "mentor" Guo Degang, Deyun Society said that it would take back the word "cloud", saying that Cao Yunjin, who deceived teachers and exterminated ancestors, and a wolf-hearted person, did not deserve their cloud word.

Of course, this word must not be taken away. After all, it is written on the ID card. As long as Cao Yunjin does not take the initiative, no one will be able to take it away. His name is still Cao Yunjin.

The Deyun Society also knew that they couldn't take it away. The reason they did this was to disgust Cao Yunjin, so that he would answer this extremely disgusting question every time he faced the media.

After wandering around the rivers and lakes for many years, he founded the Deyun Society, which is making money every day, and defeated a large number of masters of the so-called orthodox cross talk school. Lao Guo, who is alone and seeking defeat, is smarter and stronger than anyone else.

Ehou Dou's years of experience told him: in the battle between actors, discrediting the other party is the ultimate ultimate move and the first priority.

Lao Guo also understands the truth of killing people and killing people's hearts. He knows that actors rely on their fame to support them. Once their reputation becomes bad, they will collapse instantly like a castle in the air, and they are extremely fragile.

At present, Lao Guo, who is a master of this way, is doing very well. A series of methods have been deployed, and Cao Yunjin, the former proud disciple, has been trapped deeper and deeper.Being defined as an unfilial, unfaithful, and unrighteous person completely ruined his reputation.

Li Haoran knew the truth that a slap would not slap, and he knew that the scheming old Guo was not a good bird, and he must have done something that made Cao Yunjin angry, which caused all the disciples to quit the Deyun Society.

Li Haoran knew the truth that a slap would not slap, and he knew that the scheming old Guo was not a good bird, and he must have done something that made Cao Yunjin angry, which caused all the disciples to quit the Deyun Society.

But he didn't bother to pursue these issues for the sake of the show's effect. He just scolded Cao Yunjin in accordance with public opinion, and it was not worth the candle to clean up his crimes.

Besides, Cao Yunjin is not a good guy, so there is absolutely no need to clean up for him.

Based on the idea of ​​'friendliness' of fellow Taoists who are dead and poor, Li Haoran was puzzled and said: "I don't know why, but the name can still be taken back, and I didn't pay attention when I named it?"

"Hahaha……"

The audience was bursting with laughter, Cao Yunjin smiled awkwardly and politely, he really didn't know what expression to maintain at this time?

Think twice, or laugh!

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Isn't there a saying--a life that loves to laugh will win, and anger will only make him more hated by netizens!

After the laughter subsided, Li Haoran explained: "Maybe the audience friends don't know much about this. It's such a big deal to accept a word for a name. Let me explain, in the showbiz, the name is very important for an artist, and even a single word will not do." .”

Pointing to Zhou Er on the main coffee chair where the old god is present, Li Haoran said again: "For example, Zhou Erlun, if the word Lun is taken away, can you still watch it?"

"Hey hey..."

The second time Jay Chou was mentioned, the guy who arrived was always weak, but the guy mentioned was too big and scary, the audience screamed strangely, and gave Li Haoran deep contempt.