"Comrades, comrades, Yingbao's fans are already blowing up, and the battle will come soon, sisters, get ready for the battle."

"..."

The two live broadcast rooms were very lively. The phrase "How can a ungovernment make the world peaceful" was spreading wildly. I believe it will soon become a popular word on the Internet, and it will be praised by countless netizens for a whole year.

"This bastard, bastard!"

Zhao Liying rolled her eyes depressed. Fortunately, she didn't know that these scenes had been broadcast live. If she knew, she wouldn't mind digging the tractor into a ditch and killing this honest man.

Holding the handle of the tractor tightly, Zhao Liying's ears pricked up, and she heard the director of her sister paper say 17: "Hahahaha, Li Haoran, you are so talented, do you like Zhao Liying?"

"I like it! I like it very much!!"

Li Haoran spoke without hesitation to satisfy Yingbao, his big eyes narrowed slightly, and he muttered in his heart: "Seeing that you are still a Taoist, I forgive you!"

"Why do you like it?" Director Sister Paper asked.

Caressing his conscience, Li Haoran said with emotion: "Because most of Ping Xiong's sisters are actually kind, because...it's easier for them to lose their conscience."

After speaking, he squinted at the mouth of the accompanying director, and confirmed that it was also an airport.

"It seems that the saying that ten beauties are nine equal is correct. Daxiong girls are not everywhere. There are too few beauties like Fatty who have both beauty and figure."

Li Haoran murmured in his heart, he didn't know that the little look in his eyes caused the director of the sister paper to receive a critical blow of [-] points.

What kind of eyes do you have? Could it be that I am also unjust, so how can I level the world?

I also want to send you a small note and open the door to sleep for you, how can I give you this?

creak creak creak...

Zhao Liying, who was driving the tractor, had puffy cheeks and was grinding her teeth angrily.

What do you mean it's easy to lose your conscience when you're young?

This guy is so bad, if he said such a thing in front of a girl, he should be pulled out to light a sky lantern!

Fortunately, the roar of the tractor was deafening, and the sound of Zhao Liying grinding her teeth was not heard by Li Haoran in the rear manger, and he did not realize that the driver's sister was Ying Bao.

Li Haoran's words are actually very normal. If a big man discusses a woman's figure, if he doesn't have some dirty jokes to cheer up the atmosphere, then he can only say something funny, otherwise the atmosphere will not be maintained.

Besides, he is a joker, so it would be unreasonable not to contribute some jokes!

Of course, if he knew there was such a thing as a live broadcast of the show, he wouldn't say it if he was killed! !

Gritting her molars, the director continued to ask: "Li Haoran, do you like the big one or the small one?"

"Of course it's big, it's still a question."

Li Haoran answered it as a matter of course, just like nine out of ten women are flat, and nine out of ten men love big, he is one of those nine men.

With tears in my heart, the director asked, "Why?"

With tears in my heart, the director asked, "Why?"

Shaking his head in a deep manner, Li Haoran pretended to sigh and said: "If breasts don't gather, how can they gather people's hearts!"

……

"Damn it, Li Haoran is too talented. How can the world be pacified by injustice, and how can the hearts of the people be gathered if the breasts are not gathered. The summary is too incisive!"

"Hahahahaha, I am dying of laughter, Li Haoran is really funny, he is so funny wherever he goes!"

"Woooooh, Li Haoran, if you say that again, I'll tie you to a straw boat to borrow arrows."

"Sister upstairs, I'm a primary school student, I like small ones."

"roll."

"66666 patriotic and straightforward boy is so right, be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament!"

"I dare say that with this sentence, Li Haoran has become a famous person through the ages."

"Of course, he was cheated miserably. He offended Zhao Liying and exposed his true nature."

"..."

The barrage was overjoyed, and Li Haoran, who didn't know that he had stumbled, applauded himself after speaking, and said cheaply: "There should be applause here."

After saying that, all the bullet screens in his live broadcast room turned into dense applause expressions, while the accompanying female director and Zhao Liying received [-] points of critical damage.

Which woman would like to be accused of having a bad figure!Even Zhao Liying, who is kind and kind, was so angry that she wanted to kill Li Haoran, a bastard.

Zhao Liying got angry, and the consequences were serious, so the old tractor drifted on the road and almost threw Li Haoran, who was clapping triumphantly, away, so scared that he quickly grabbed the edge of the truck trough to calm his beating heart.

"I'm going, I'm scared to death... Hey, big sister driver, master driver, can you drive your tractor properly, it's really a racing car!"

Li Haoran yelled loudly, and it was Zhao Liying's middle finger who answered his question.

Seeing that Zhao Liying, who has always shown her gentle and strong positive image, raised her middle finger, millions of people in the two live broadcast rooms burst out laughing instantly.

Li Haoran is so annoying!You can't blame Yingbao for this pot!

Li Haoran was dumbfounded. Looking at her thin body, he knew that what he said had a wide impact, and he said in admiration, "Okay! You are awesome, you made a mistake!"

"Stinky boy, I will not forgive you!"

Zhao Liying gritted her teeth and muttered 547, and continued to drive her tractor without showing any intention.

According to the regulations of the program group, she will show the true face of Lushan Mountain after Li Haoran and the others settle down in Heling Village. Now is not the time for two fellow villagers to meet fellow villagers with tears in their eyes.

The barrage made me laugh, and the girl director opened his mouth to attract Li Haoran's attention to Zhao Liying, and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, you really deserve to be a talented student at Peking University, so what do you think of Zhao Liying's acting skills?"

The figure can also be teased, and the acting skills are what Zhao Liying eats. No matter how straight Li Haoran is, he can’t make fun of this aspect. Hearing this, he said seriously: "It is because of Ying Bao's acting skills that I am a fan of her."

"Oh?"

The female director is so light, Zhao Liying involuntarily pricked up her ears, she really wanted to hear this popular fried chicken's evaluation of her acting skills.

"Ying Bao's acting skills are really good, any stunning performances are vividly performed, and the fire is at the right time. The hidden knife in the smile makes the audience shudder, and the sharp corners of the eyes and brows reveal her fierce acting skills!"

"There is a touch of tenderness and a touch of viciousness in the corner of the mouth, as well as the pure smoky eyes and the softness of the smile. The interpretation of an actor uses the contrast between before and after, shocking the hearts of the viewers."

"Through the training of acting skills in the role of Hua Qiangu, Yingbao has made leaps and bounds. She has truly stepped out of the aura of "beautiful and cute girl" and proved herself with the role!".

Chapter 71 System Tasks (17/50 for the first order)

Asking various questions, amidst the sound of fans chatting and farting, Zhao Liying drove a tractor to the vegetable market in Tonglu County, where they will meet Huang Lei and He Jiong.

The market was densely populated and the flow of people was very large. Li Haoran was discovered by the common people as soon as he arrived at the market.

"Ah, it's Li Haoran, a big star!"

"Li Haoran, sign me up!"

"..."

The common people are excited | Li Haoran is the pride of the people of Zhejiang Province. He is a 16-year-old liberal arts college entrance examination champion and a popular star. Seeing him is like seeing his own child, and he is born with a sense of intimacy.

The middle-aged people fully carried forward the fine tradition of Chinese people who love to watch around, looked at him curiously, and greeted him enthusiastically, while the young people were already crazy, screaming one after another.

"Where are my evil and tiger idiots?"

Li Haoran was taken aback when he saw the crowds of people coming, he was surrounded by so many people, even if he was possessed by Bruce Lee, he couldn't hold it back!

Li Haoran still vividly remembers the first time he was surrounded by a bunch of rotten girls, and even there is nowhere to be seen. Now that there are so many uncles, how terrified should he be?

Li Haoran was full of worries, and planned to use the [Bruce Lee] card to escape. Fortunately, the program team was well prepared, bodyguards blocked it from all sides, and the director also shouted that the program was being recorded, and hoped everyone would cooperate.

Nowadays, the quality of the common people is generally high. After listening to the director's shouting, they retreated one after another, waving enthusiastically from a distance to pay tribute to their idols.

Only then did Li Haoran heave a sigh of relief and jumped off the tractor, smiled and waved to the fans around him, bowed and said loudly: "Hello, folks, folks, I'm glad to see you all...you saw Teacher He and Teacher Huang ?"

Most of the villagers didn't know that He Jiong and Huang Lei had also come, and those who knew pointed to the meat section in the vegetable market, and a program group arranged to ask loudly: "Li Haoran, I saw Teacher Huang was there just now, Go there and have a look 々〃!"

"thank you!"

Li Haoran sincerely thanked him, put his backpack on his back, pushed his suitcase and walked towards the meat section, smiling and greeting fellow villagers who recognized him all the way, and walked into the meat section full of pungent smell after a while.

It is impossible for any vegetable market to be clean, and the meat section is the place with the most pungent smell. The smell of chicken, duck, fish, geese, cattle, sheep, rabbits and pigs is particularly fragrant.

Li Haoran, a cook in his previous life, naturally didn't mind the smell of the vegetable market, so he walked slowly along the way, looking left and right to find He Jiong and Huang Lei.

As he was walking, Li Haoran's footsteps suddenly stopped, and he turned his head to look to the right. A big black dog was tied up with its limbs and mouth, and it was placed by the slaughter pool to be slaughtered by the butcher who was sharpening his knife.

Li Haoran in his past and present lives was not a dog lover, he had never raised a dog, even if he acquired the [Dog Breeding Professional] skill in this life, he never had the desire to raise a dog.

But for some reason, when he saw the teardrop rolling from the corner of the big black dog's eye, and looked at the litter of puppies curled up in front of the meat stall, Li Haoran's heart softened. The butcher's knife gave him a feeling from the bottom of his soul. feeling of disgust.

"Is that skill affecting me?"

Thinking about it in his heart, Li Haoran decided to rescue the dog. At this moment, he suddenly heard the system's crisp notification sound in his ears.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the mission [Save Dahei] and saving Dahei from the butcher. If the mission is successful, the host will be rewarded with an announcement on a variety show. If the mission fails, the host will be punished with a seizure in front of Zhao Liying."

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the mission [Save Dahei] and saving Dahei from the butcher. If the mission is successful, the host will be rewarded with an announcement on a variety show. If the mission fails, the host will be punished with a seizure in front of Zhao Liying."

"Fuck!"

Li Haoran groaned, he was used to the system's unscrupulous tasks, he didn't get too entangled, stopped and walked towards the meat stall, saw the stall owner looking at him, pointed at the big black dog and said: "Boss, I bought that dog. "

The stall owner obviously recognized the big star Li Haoran, and when he saw the camera filming himself, he said awkwardly: "Okay, I'll kill this beast right away, Li Haoran, do you want to take the whole animal away or chop it into pieces?"

"Oh my god! Does Li Haoran want to eat dog meat? Those dogs are so pitiful!"

"Li Haoran, if you dare to eat dog meat, I will blackmail you for the rest of your life, and I will do what I say."

"Fuck, this dog butcher is really hateful!"

"Hateful? He is also forced by life, okay! How can there be a dog butcher without a market?"

"..."

At this moment, the barrage fell into a heated discussion. Regarding the issue of eating dog meat, Chinese people generally believe that it is better not to eat it, but some people just can't control their mouths.

In front of the stall, Li Haoran's face darkened, and he said loudly: "I want a living dog, you can't kill it, I want to buy it back and raise it."

"what!"

The stall owner was stunned, how could he, who is so sophisticated, not understand that the star is a dog lover, nodded awkwardly and said: "Yes, I bought this dog in the countryside for 160 yuan, if Li Haoran you want, Give me enough fuel, just give me 170 yuan, and I won’t earn any money from you, my son and daughter like you very much..."

The frankness of the stall owner made Li Haoran no longer hate him so much, knowing that he also had to support his family, his wife and children, and he, who carried a broken family in his previous life, deeply understood how difficult it is to make money.

"I'll give you 200 yuan."

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