How long has it been since the attitude gap is so big?
The period of quarreling because of work is not counted. In the past, Li Haoran was obedient to her, never made her blush, and never scolded her because of these trivial things.
Now she is berating her in full view, without showing any face at all, and only she can feel the pain during this time!
To be honest, she didn't purse her lips to pretend, she really wanted to cry!
Seeing Nazha's weeping expression, Li Haoran's heart softened, and the rebuttal was stuck in his throat, and Huang Lei and the others immediately comforted him.
"You stinky bastard, you know how to bully people..."
Fat Di took the lead in defending her sister from the same village, and pinched Li Haoran lightly several times in reproach. Huang Lei also threw out the secret weapon 'slippers', smashing Li Haoran away.
Taking this opportunity, Li Haoran borrowed the donkey from the slope to go to the field, under the pretense of breaking some corn to pay off the debt, but in fact it was for unnecessary embarrassment.
To be honest, Li Haoran has no feelings for Nazha, and really can't accept the experience of this bitch dumping him.
But the unforgettable love from his previous life always made him unable to control himself, and he was really afraid that after getting along for a long time...he would not be able to help but forgive this bitch! !
Just like Nazha's cute expression begging for mercy just now, his heart beat so fast that he couldn't stand it just once. If he begged softly, learned from the pain, and burst into tears, would he be powerless to fight back?
Li Haoran doesn't mind having another beautiful girlfriend, this is one of his dreams, and the main source of motivation for striving for it.
But Nazha is by no means as simple as an ordinary beautiful girlfriend!
The reason why 207 rejects her is because her view of love is too domineering and absolutely strong. She experienced it personally for two years before, and she was very useless. Li Haoran didn't want to experience it again.
Li Haoran fled in fear. Fortunately, breaking the corn was originally a task arranged for him in advance, and the H6 members didn't suspect anything. After laughing and cursing for a while, they continued to talk to Nazha.
For this scene, only Nazha, who forced a smile on her face, felt miserable, and it was very unpleasant!
The closer she got to her ex-boyfriend, the more she realized how wide the rift she had caused between them was, so wide that she couldn't find a way to heal it!
Nazha was so desperate, so desperate, she was at a loss and didn't know what to do?
Walking into the mushroom house in disbelief, Nazha forced a smile on her face and whispered to Fatty.Li Haoran was also struggling in the cornfield with a machete in a state of disbelief.
After more than three minutes passed like this, CCTV host Sa Ba Ning followed him to the mushroom house. This guy wanted to hide quietly and scare everyone, but he never wanted to be discovered by Xiao H, and he staged a joke full of jokes dog fight.
He Jiong and Sa Baning are the pillars of "The Star Detective", and now they are gathered together in "Longing for Life". .
Chapter 600 Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work
He Jiong: "Mr. Sa, this is the Elizabethan product you ordered. It is produced in Downton Abbey. It is said that every day should not work, and the land is not working. After drinking it, I want to live another 500 years. Three points are destined, and seven points depend on hard work. Please taste the mineral water from Heling Village.”
He took it with a 'tiger face', took a sip, smashed his mouth to taste the coolness in his stomach, and sighed as if he raised his glass and looked at the bright moon: "Oh! People always go to overdraft because of the momentary pleasure, and take advantage of life's suffering. Short and selfish, why bother! Why bother!"
He Jiong suppressed a smile and said, "What do you mean?"
Standing up abruptly, Sa Ning yelled: "Old He, you are not enough friends. It's my first time here. If there is no Man-Han banquet, just let me drink tap water. How about a bowl of tea?"
"Hahahahaha!!"
"..."
The 'Shuangbei' get together is naturally noisy, the two top-notch jokes are witty and brilliant, and they have given a lot of jokes to the fans watching the live broadcast in the live broadcast room, which makes people laugh.
After laughing and laughing for a while, Sa Ning realized that there was one missing member of H6, and his good junior Li Haoran was not there. This is so weird!
I have watched every issue of "Longing for Life" before, and I know that Li Haoran is the most active one among them, with both good looks and funny.
Why is he not here at this moment?
Is there some conspiracy against me?
Sa Ning thought in his heart, carefully looked at the mushroom house with his small eyes, and saw no trace of Li Haoran, so he couldn't help asking curiously: "Hey! Why didn't that kid Haoran come out to meet senior brother? Is he planning to rebel?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the words, Fat Di Qianqian covered Hong Yu with his hand and giggled, stood up and said crisply: "I didn't know Teacher Sa would come, Hao Ran is breaking corn cobs in the corn field, I'll call him!"
Regarding Pang Di's proposal, Huang Lei and He Jiong nodded and had no objection, and signaled Pang Di to go quickly.
Compared with working, interaction is the most important thing in variety shows.
At this time, how can we lack the most eloquent Li Haoran, and we have to gather together the famous "Three Norths", and let them have a big show on the same stage.
Sa Ning became even more curious when he heard the words. The detective shook his head and deduced: "No, no, no! With the laziness of Haoran, how could he allow you to be idle and work alone~¨? "
Staring at the few people with bright eyes, Sa Baining said loudly: "This is unbelievable!"
A few people couldn't help laughing, but Nazha, who forced a smile on her face, felt bitter. Among so many people, she was the only one who knew why Li Haoran became so diligent!
Sa Ning's words felt like hitting her in the face, like piercing her heart, it hurt so bad...
A few people didn't notice Nazha's embarrassing expression flashing past, He Jiong couldn't help laughing and said: "Mr. Sa, this is "Longing for Life", can we not treat it as "Star Detective", we don't play tricks here , only longing for life."
Sa Baining pretended not to understand and listened: "You-said=what?"
He Jiong realized in seconds, and replied loudly: "I said "Star Detective"!"
Suddenly nodded, followed by Hehe, bared his teeth and smiled, Sa Baning gave a thumbs up, and said in unison with He Jiong: "You deserve this show, I recommend everyone to watch it!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Several people were amused by Shuangbei again, and the live broadcast room was full of laughter, strongly urging Li Haoran to come quickly, it must be more funny that way.
Several people were amused by Shuangbei again, and the live broadcast room was full of laughter, strongly urging Li Haoran to come quickly, it must be more funny that way.
After the laughter fell, Sa Ning scratched his head and said, "So, where did Haoran go? Are you really working hard?"
"how is this possible."
Huang Lei rolled his eyes, curled his lips and said, "Work, I think he is sleeping in the cornfield."
Sa Ning was confused by what he said, and asked with a puzzled face, "What?"
He Jiong smiled and explained: "We assigned a task in the morning, and this kid didn't want to go to the town to buy ingredients, so he ran to break the corn."
"Oh... I'll just say it!"
Suddenly enlightened, Sa Baning took another sip of Heling Village's specialty mineral water, hugged his stomach after drinking, and said, "Everyone, do you have a reward for eating? I haven't had a bite of food yet. I'm going to starve to death." Already!"
H6 hates foodies who can eat without gifts. It seems that Sabaning is a foodie without gifts. They have already given a bad review in their hearts.
But Sa Baining wanted to eat, they were too embarrassed to say no.
Huang Lei and He Jiong glanced at the leftovers on the dining table, they were really embarrassed to let Sa Bianing and Nazha make do, that would not be enough friends and they would be scolded.
Looking at each other, Huang Lei suggested: "All the soup dumplings were swept away by that foodie Li Haoran, let me see what other ingredients are left...Xiao Sa, and the beans and eggplants just picked in the morning, how about giving it to me?" You and Nazha cook two dishes to feed your stomach first?"
As a small talented student of Peking University, Sa Baning was very discerning. He heard the words and suggested: ".‖ Cooking is too troublesome. The weather is so hot. Teacher Huang, why don't you mix some cold dishes for us! I think the cold beans are actually quite good What do you think of the food, Nazha?"
With an ah, Nazha smiled sweetly, and said virtuously, "I'm not picky, I can do anything!"
The entertainment industry is a place where seniority is judged, and it is a place where high-spirited businessmen hang out. After experiencing a series of blows, Nazha's EQ has obviously improved, and she knows the truth of taking a step back.
Hearing this, Huang Lei was not pretentious, and said with a final word: "Okay! That's it, I'll roast the beans for you... Oh, the beans that Dahua chose are old enough, they need to be cooked!"
Dahua leaned forward and wondered: "Is it very old? I always pick the biggest ones!"
"Silly boy, pick the tender beans, the bigger the older the older..."
(Wang Hao Zhao) "Is that so? Then why do potatoes need to be as big as possible?"
"Of course that's the case, Dahua, you need to spread common sense, it's all common sense..."
"..."
Several people surrounded the stove and commented on Dahua's "cute point", Fat Di said in a low voice: "Mr. Huang, Mr. He, then I'll call Haoran."
"Go!"
"Well, then I'll go."
Fat Di waved his hand to bid farewell to several people, turned around and jogged out of the yard, youthful and beautiful, looking from a distance, he felt as if his whole body was shining.
Nazha wanted to follow, but felt that it was too inappropriate, so she could only forcefully suppress her expectation, and smiled in front of the audience.
Netizens also laughed and commented that Dahua is an overseas Chinese from a developed country. He is very unfamiliar with everything in rural China. Sometimes he makes a fool of himself, which is very popular among fans. .
Chapter 601
"When patches of green and turbulent forests are replaced by boundless desert yellow dust, when white clouds floating carelessly in the blue sky are replaced by billowing black smoke, when the ozone layer that shields the earth from wind and rain is replaced by ruthless Destroyed by Freon, I clearly heard the cry of the forest, the sadness of the white clouds, and the sigh of the ozone layer..."
Listening to the penetrating, poetry-like prose paragraphs in his ears, Fatty turned a corner and came to the cornfield, and his smokey eyes swept around, and he saw Li Haoran being pretentious there.
It is indeed very, very hypocritical! !
Fatty almost let out a chuckle. Li Haoran is now resting his head on his arms and crossing his shoulders, lying on his back on the haystack made of corn stalks, with his eyes closed, holding a piece of dogtail grass in his mouth, shaking his head Very uncomfortable.
Heaving a sigh of relief with his hands on his hips, Fatty rolled his lovely Wannian eyes, turned his head to look at the camera, and complained: "Mr. Huang is Mr. Huang after all. As expected by his old man, this guy is indeed lazy."
Sighing, Fatty said with regret: "When I came here, I imagined that he would be more diligent and break all the corn today, so that I could do less work. It seems that I am naive!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
As soon as the words fell, the fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.
Pang Di's soft and cute way, combined with her peerless appearance, inexplicably gives people a super cute feeling, and the heart melts into water involuntarily, being infected by her.
And after saying these words, the super cute Fat Di made a booing gesture that was so cute that he would not pay for his life, Hong Pou pouted slightly, twitched his hands and feet and walked towards Li Haoran, with an expression that I wanted to play a prank.
At this time, Li Haoran was still shaking his head and pretending to be hypocritical, and recited another poem: "Ah... If you have a fart, let it go to make you feel better, and if you don't have a fart, force yourself to exercise your body."
There is no doubt that these two limericks are super offensive!
The live broadcast room burst into laughter instantly, and Fatty's forward pace also stopped abruptly, and the smiling expression also froze on his pretty face, which was extraordinarily tangled.
At the same time, Li Haoran's handsome face showed an evil and unruly smile, and he continued to read: "If you fart, don't let it hurt your heart. I want everyone to pay attention to farting. Everyone applauds when the fart sounds."
"Woooooooooooo!!"
In the live broadcast room, a burst of applauding emojis were swiped in coordination, followed by various sarcasm texts, and witty jokes filled the screen.
Truth be told, fans of (bjfe)'s many 'nuclear hits' are on their knees for this idol that's somewhere between god and psycho.
Just now it was a beautiful prose calling for environmental protection, and then it became a vulgar doggerel. Between the noble and the vulgar, the idols are so easy to switch.
Calling this idol god, fans can only call him: a god with intermittent neurosis!
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