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Tilting his little head to think for a while, Fatty shivered with fright from the image of Sadako in his mind, frowned and said sadly: "It's all your fault, it caused me to have nightmares at night, you scoundrel... "
Endured by Fatty's painless two punches, Li Haoran kindly made a decision: "Anyway, I'm going to have a nightmare, I'd better stop talking about it! The real horror is yet to come, the horror atmosphere in front is actually very low-level Yes, this scares you enough, if I tell the ghost story behind, won't you be scared to death?"
"But……"
Fat Di was really scared, but her strong curiosity, that is, obsessive-compulsive disorder, kept urging her to listen. If she didn't listen, she kept thinking, entangled: "But what should I do if I want to finish listening?"
…
Ignoring the pitiful and hard-to-balance CP, Li Haoran looked at Liu Shishi, who was looking forward to it, and asked curiously: "Shishi, don't you also have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"
"Ha ha……"
With a bitter smile, Liu Shishi's tense body collapsed, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Isn't that right, stop here, I must be very curious about the follow-up plot, I can't help thinking about it when I'm curious, and then I'm afraid when I think about it ..."
As he spoke, Liu Shishi's pretty face turned pale, and with a trembling voice, he bit his tongue lightly and said, "So long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Only after listening to the story can I force myself to forget it!"
"What kind of theory is this?"
Li Haoran was stunned when he heard this, he couldn't understand the brain circuits of these women, it's so weird!
Fatty had explained this demonic theory to him before, and he thought that only Fatty had this kind of mental illness, never thought that even the gentle Liu Shishi also had this kind of problem.
Could it be...even Liu Yifei?
Women, indeed, are miraculous species! !
Sighing in his heart, Fat Di Chick on one side seemed to be pecking rice and nodded in agreement: "Sister Shishi is right, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, Haoran, you continue to fight poison with fire!"
After Dayi finished speaking in awe-inspiring manner, Fatty couldn't help but blame him: "It's okay to tell ghost stories, it's frightening to death, my heart is beating at [-] mph now!".
Chapter 587 Don't Say Even When Killed (Part 1)
"The heartbeat is still 800 mph, do you think you ate Xuanmai or added a motor?"
Speechlessly, Li Haoran glared at Fatty with dissatisfaction and said, "You are the one who stalked me to tell a story, and you are the one who asked me to tell a scary story."
Fat Di smiled awkwardly, but he firmly refused to admit his mistake!
Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran said in an even more helpless tone: "I'm scared enough to scare you before I finish speaking, and I blame me for being timid. Then if you can't pull out your poop, is it because the earth has no gravity?"
Liu Yifei was still immersed in the artistic conception of "life is better than death" and couldn't extricate himself. He was afraid that Liu Shishi would find out, and worried how he could change the sheets quietly.
Hearing this, Liu Shishi looked embarrassed, rosy and had a fever, as Li Haoran said about her, because she and Fatty had the same symptom, a little obsessive-compulsive disorder.
"Zero One Three" Fat Di stared angrily and said, "Li Haoran, you are simply too rude, how can you say such things to three beauties, you want a gentleman!"
"Then why are you not a lady, you are just an ordinary person who eats and drinks, don't treat yourself as a fairy..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Haoran quickly shut up. Seeing that Fatty couldn't help but get angry, he quickly raised his hands in surrender and said, "Okay, okay, I'm a gentleman, I'm a gentleman, let me do it!"
"Count-you-knowledge."
Ruyi nodded Qiongshou. When doing this movement, the little girl's slender snow neck was dazzling, Qianqianyu pointed to the edge of the bamboo couch, and said, "Tell me quickly, just sit here and talk."
"Only girls and villains are hard to raise!"
Sighing for a while at the unreasonableness of women, worrying about the harmony and stability of the harem in the future, Li Haoran restarted the lecture under the urging of CP.
[Sound on the Scene] The skill perfectly connects the plot and restructures the atmosphere of horror and abnormality, as if Sadako was standing at the door, scaring the three girls into hugging each other.
Li Haoran's story has also come to the scariest and most classic segment...
"She crawled out of the TV bit by bit, her hands stretched out on the ground, green nails gleamed on the pale bones..."
"She immediately stood up, her body kept twisting and swaying, one of her eyes appeared from under her loose long hair, it was a protruding eye of fear, shining with jealousy and hatred. A venomous light."
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!!"
"..."
Six minutes later, Li Haoran entered the Datong shop angrily, fell asleep and covered his face with the quilt, as if his buddies were very depressed, please don't disturb me.
The two elders who were reading and chatting were surprised for a while, and asked with concern: "Hao Ran, what's the matter with you? Aren't you telling a story? Why does it look like a fight?"
During the interrogation, He Jiong 'He Mama' and Huang Lei 'Huang Baba' each threw a pillow on Li Haoran's body, their behavior was full of 'love'.
Li Haoran uncovered the thin quilt and looked at the elders, but he was speechless when he wanted to say something!
How could he say that he was kicked out by Fatty and Liu Shishi? The reason was that he was too straight to understand what they meant. At this time, he should tell a romantic love story.
Li Haoran had sworn before that he would fight desperately with anyone who dared to call him a straight man with cancer in the future. He was beaten so hard that he couldn't take care of himself, and his own grandma didn't even know him.
But Fat Di and Liu Shishi can't beat two little flowers, it will make him more straight and cancerous!
But Fat Di and Liu Shishi can't beat two little flowers, it will make him more straight and cancerous!
In desperation, Li Haoran could only sulk alone, blaming himself for arrears in IQ. Why did he still hover on the edge of straight male cancer after such a long time? How could such a level manage several women?
Li Haoran doesn't mind others calling him 'straight man cancer', he is really afraid that he is a straight man cancer, the beautiful and happy life of a traveler does not allow him to be a straight man cancer!
"……Ugh!!"
With a deep sigh, Li Haoran covered his face with the thin quilt again, and muttered: "They crossed the river and demolished the bridge!"
Looking at each other, the two elders said curiously: "Tell me how they crossed the river and demolished the bridge. Let us be happy."
"Kill-death-don't-speak!"
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In the girl's room, after Li Haoran went out angrily, Fatty, the 'savage girlfriend', became worried, regretting that she was too coquettish, how could she take it for granted.
The more he thought about it, the more he regretted it. Fat Di looked at Liu Yifei and Liu Shishi who were sitting side by side, frowned slightly and said, "Sister Shishi, Sister Feifei, isn't it a little too much for us to do this?"
Seeing the two girls turn their heads to look at him, Fat Di continued: "I found that Haoran is very repulsed by the word "straight male cancer". It is obvious that he was really unhappy just now, it doesn't seem like he was acting..."
Fat Di deliberately wanted to comfort CP, telling him that he was acting just now, because he was too affectionate to enter the play, and he was a little embarrassed, after all, it was so late... …
Liu Yifei, who has the most experience among the three, has long felt Li Haoran's anger, but when she thinks of her tragic ending, she can't feel sympathy at all, and what's left is only full of resentment.
The virtuous and virtuous Liu Shishi didn't seem to be aware of this problem at all, and proposed with his stomach in his arms, "Fatty, can you go to the toilet with me? I dare not go alone."
As the hostess, Fatty couldn't refuse such a request, and besides, she was a little anxious to urinate, so she nodded and said: "Yes! Let's be together, this bastard Li Haoran scared me to death, what should I do when I go to the bathroom at night Is that good?"
The two women were startled when they heard the words, and when they thought of the frightening days to come, they suddenly turned into a deep sigh!
Curiosity killed the cat!
With a soft sigh, Liu Shishi and Fatty got off the bamboo couch.
After putting on the slippers, Fatty looked at Liu Yifei and said, "Sister Feifei, are you going to the toilet? Seeing that you are not afraid at all, you are really brave."
I have diabetes insipidus 1.0, why go to the toilet! !
Liu Yifei smiled wryly and shook his head, wishing that the two of them would leave the fake 'crime scene' as soon as possible, and said indifferently: "I won't go, you guys go quickly!"
"Ok!"
Fat Di nodded, and pulled Liu Shishi to go out, but was stopped by Liu Yifei, blushing and whispering: "By the way, Fatty, do you have any spare sheets here? I broke out in a cold sweat just now, feeling The quilt is shiggy, I like to be dry, and it must be uncomfortable to sleep with dampness."
Hearing this, Liu Shishi nodded in agreement, Fatty was stunned for a moment, pointed to the bamboo couch and said, "There is a bamboo basket box under the bamboo couch, and there are sheets for changing in it, Sister Feifei, wait for me to come and change it!"
"Okay, you guys go! I'll take it out first...".
Chapter 588 Nazha's Phone (Part 2)
As the sun rises and dawns, the morning light slowly opens the curtain, and it is another colorful morning, coming to the world with freshness.
In the early morning, the magnificent morning glow slowly appeared in the east, and many roofs in Heling Village began to waft wisps of cooking smoke, and the air was filled with a veil-like mist.
The Mushroom House is built near the mountain, with willows dancing in the breeze, and lotus flowers reflecting the sun in the distance. When they blend together, they look so gorgeous and full of vitality.
Tianba, Xiao H, and Xiao Hua were the first to wake up, and they played a trio together in the yard. The sounds of 'ahah', 'cuckoo', and 'woof' came and went, making the people inside uneasy.
They didn't live peacefully last night, and several of them fell asleep one after another very late.
Li Haoran underestimated Zhenzi's destructive power too much. Even though the three women were brave enough to each other, they became more and more afraid as they got darker, and the more they thought about it, the more afraid they became.
And the mushroom house happened to be built outside the village, how can there be no sound in the mountains and rivers!
The sound of gurgling water, animals walking, especially the whistling of the mountain wind, and the sound of blowing through the window eaves, which was very like the howling of ghosts and wolves, made 19 people shudder.
If he didn't care about this kind of sound in the past, now he heard the whining sound that was countless times clearer than before, and felt the "cold wind" coming from the window. The three girls were terrified. Just staring at their imagination at the window.
In the sweltering weather, the three girls hugged each other shiveringly, sweating profusely. It was really hard to do this in the dead of night, it was simply unbearable!
In the end, fear overcame shyness, and the three girls ran to Huang Baba for help as a last resort.
It is said to ask for help, but in fact it is to complain to the adults about the crimes of the sleeping Zhengxiang and the snoring Li Haoran.
They were so frightened that they couldn't sleep at night and were terrified, but the instigator, Li Haoran, was fine, sleeping like a dead person, it was so irritating!
In fact, it's not just the three women who are upset, Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Da Hua are also very upset.
From their point of view, it was Li Haoran who was interacting with sister paper, and it was Li Haoran who was hugging left and right while telling stories. At this time, they have to solve the problem and disturb the old man's sleep, which is really unreasonable.
"Where are my slippers? See if I don't beat this brat to death..."
Huang Baba took the lead in attacking, followed by He Jiong and Da Hua, and together they avenged their personal revenge.
Without any suspense, the bear boy Li Haoran was woken up by being 'beaten' by several people, and they unanimously decided to let him be the companion of the three women, and be their exclusive knight until they were no longer afraid.
Not allowed to protest, not allowed to refute this is the ultimate order issued by everyone, Li Haoran, who was sleepy and half awake, was rushed to Fatty's room just like that.
He definitely couldn't sleep on the same couch with the three girls, and could only sleep on the floor. Li Haoran lay on the floor in front of the wooden couch, tossing and turning very uncomfortable.
And with Li Haoran, a bloody man full of yang, who can suppress all monsters and monsters as the patron saint, the three women are not so afraid, and their restless hearts have settled down.
I don't know why, Li Haoran, the youngest and most hairless, gave them the most sense of security. It's okay for Fatty, even Liu Shishi and Liu Yifei.
With their heads facing the direction where Li Haoran was lying on his back, the three girls chatted for a while and fell asleep one after another...
No worry, no embarrassment, no embarrassment, the three women were so relieved of Li Haoran that even Li Haoran himself was not at ease, thinking that he might be worth more than Tang Seng.
No worry, no embarrassment, no embarrassment, the three women were so relieved of Li Haoran that even Li Haoran himself was not at ease, thinking that he might be worth more than Tang Seng.
Listening to Fat Di and Liu Shishi's even breathing, Liu Yifei's weird grinding of teeth, and intermittent slight snoring, Li Haoran really felt that being fat ruined everything.
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