The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Chapter 366 The World's No. 6 Poison

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience in the venue burst into laughter, while the stars in the front row were uneasy. Hearing the tone, it seemed that another movie and another person were about to suffer. Who could it be?

Soon, everyone knew the answer, and the camera followed Li Haoran's eyes, and Fan Qiang, who was dressed like a white swan, appeared on the big screen.

Seeing that he could not escape Li Haoran's "destroying flowers with hot hands" after Yang Mi and Zhao Liying, Fan Yulong was angry and very unhappy at the same time.

She felt that in terms of qualifications and appearance, she was the best of both Yang Mi and Zhao Liying. If she couldn't escape the complaints, she should be the first to complain about her. Why is she the third?

The nickname of Fan Ye is enough to explain everything. To put it mildly, it means that Fan Yulong has a bold personality. To put it bluntly, it means that he must compete for superiority and inferiority in everything, and he must be strong-tempered.

Speaking of which, Fan Haoran didn't want to compete for this level, but Li Haoran was not only the third to comment on her, but also said something super 'malicious', which made her unhappy!

"Fan Yan's anger gauge has reached 52%, please continue to work hard..."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

Fan Xun was upset, but there were strange yells at the scene one after another, it was actually complaining about Fan Ye, they liked to hear it.

697 system prompts sounded in his ears, Li Haoran also laughed, spread his hands and said: "Don't even think about it! In Huaxia, the answer is affirmative and definite."

After shrugging his shoulders regretfully, Li Haoran continued solemnly: "Currently, the Chinese film industry is in an era where any kind of "miracle" can happen, so every year a film like "Dynasty's Woman Yang Guifei" will be released on May 5. It is not surprising that such a "wonderful work"."

"This film also makes people see how quickly ideals and feelings can degenerate in our materialistic and profit-oriented era."

"Sometimes I wonder how the 5000-year history of China can be summed up in a mere movie."

"The pursuit of high box office is dedication, and one-sided pursuit of high box office is terrible."

"Some producers just do these terrible things. They don't test the drama and are not responsible. The essence of history is ignored intentionally or unintentionally, and the unofficial history of lace is magnified and magnified."

"Movies and TV series have become black hands that falsify history and graffiti memory."

"Even if the audience is not eager to see the original reproduction of the real history, they still look forward to a beautiful story. So should the producers also consider what is the short-lived and inherited essence? What is the film and television work we really need?"

"This time, as a producer and starring role, Fan Xingheng completely put aside market considerations and indulged in this screen princess dream tailor-made for himself."

"I think that in this movie, Fan Yulong actually contributed the highest artistic attainment in his life, good looks, good looks, high looks..."

"Hahahahaha..."

The audience burst into laughter, and the system notification sound in Li Haoran's ears never stopped, and finally stayed at one sentence: "Fan's anger gauge has reached 74%, congratulations to the host for completing the task, please continue to work harder..."

The task has been completed, Li Haoran was relieved, and smiled brightly at Fan Yuqiang, and casually said the last two lines of complaints that were brewing in his mind.

"Aside from his good looks, there is nothing else in this work that Fan Yulong has. We have to sigh that Fan's spirit of wanton deconstruction of historical figures is a testament to the famous saying that the ignorant are fearless!"

"Aside from his good looks, there is nothing else in this work that Fan Yulong has. We have to sigh that Fan's spirit of wanton deconstruction of historical figures is a testament to the famous saying that the ignorant are fearless!"

"The official history of this movie is not correct, and the history is not wild. It completely deviates from the creation of big things and small things without sticking to principles. It deserves our vigilance. Fan Yulong has also fulfilled himself and wronged others!"

There were constant screams at the scene, and Li Haoran's complaints fully proved one point to everyone: in today's society, how to complain gracefully has become a science worth studying.

Learning to complain well, retreating to protect yourself, and advancing to attack are essential skills for you (bjfe) to surf happily in the online world.

Don't you see that Fan Yuxi on the big screen is taking a deep breath?

With her acting skills, she should be really angry!

However, she couldn't even refute.

All this is because of Li Haoran's sharp copywriting, without any dirty words, which can be called a clean stream in the world of complaints.

The sentences are incisive, the sentences are reasonable, and the focus is very precise and very standard. At the same time, the serious complaints give people a contrast and cuteness, which makes people angry.

However, the fans are still worried about their idol who has already turned the world upside down. You are the world's number one poison king, and you can enjoy the shade with your back against a big tree, but is the air really dripping like this?

"I would like to solemnly remind Li Haoran, kid: if you float down like this, you will die."

"Oh my god! Li Haoran is gone, this wave of complaints is so vicious!"

"The grief of Yang Mi, Zhao Liying, and Fan Yan has flowed upstream, who is next?"

"Li Haoran's explanation is too addictive, and the complaints are really sharp!"

"I complained a lot, and I saw blood!"

"Understand the world's number one poison, Li Haoran!"

"..."

Fan Ye was so angry that he was out of breath, Li Haoran stopped teasing her after completing the task, and began to "learn from the pain" to praise a few excellent movies, but he couldn't really keep scolding her.

"The Nine-Storied Demon Tower, adapted from the novel of the same name by Nanpai Sanshu, is as far away from the original as it is from Henan to the Netherlands."

"You ask where "Disc 5" looks good, and I'll jump out of a plane to show you. If you're afraid that the sequel might be bad, I'll jump out of a plane to show you. You say Lao Tang 53, I'll jump out of a plane to show you. The most shocking scene in the film also reveals Cruise's secret of success."

"The plot of another "The White-haired Witch: The Kingdom of the Moon" by Fan Yulong is cobbled together, the lines are harsh, the lines are not exquisite, and there are endless loopholes; but after watching this drama, the superiority of IQ is self-evident. "

"The movie "The Military Order of the Female Generals of the Yang Family" is full of dialogues such as 'Protect the Taijun. Let the Taijun go first'. If the audience does not watch the screen and only listens to the dialogue, it is easy to mistake it for an anti-Japanese theme. Main theme TV series."

"In fact, this is just a movie that came in the wrong era. It completely defeated all the audience in the theater with an astonishing lack of progress, aesthetic taste and technical level of the 80s, and made them wake up again. : The journey of weird films in 2014 is far from over. For such a weird film, we can't even humiliate it, because it is so speechless!".

Chapter 367 Yang Mi, Why Are You Aren't Angry?

Li Haoran can swear with his hot, gleaming red heart that he originally wanted to praise the films he participated in, but when he turned around and looked at the rows of titles on the big screen, he was very sad!

"Pen Fairy 3", Nima!

"Frozen: The Gate of Rebirth", ~ Nima is a Dandan!

"The White-haired Witch: The Kingdom of the Moon", who will kill these bastards for me!

"Fox Gaiden", apart from Hun, is a movie that wants to kill people with a knife! !

"..."

Seeing the appearance of these "thunder films" one after another, participating in the national famous Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers Film Festival, Li Haoran seemed to have a premonition of the embarrassing situation of "thunder films appear every month, and masterpieces are heard everywhere" this year.

Then, Li Haoran used the facts to prove that CCTV's bullying and boasting - hehe, it doesn't exist!

Unless it's the main theme movie!

"The director who once made "Cyborg" appeared in the cinema again. I have given up reviewing any of his films for this director who is persistent and persistent in taking money from everyone. This director is now It’s not a movie anymore, it’s a pension check.”

"There is a movie like a snow mountain. Many people say that those who climb the mountain are fools, but some people think that they can conquer it. As a result, a group of people fled as soon as they reached the foot of the mountain. Those who persisted until halfway up the mountain were struck to death by lightning. After more than half of the journey, someone finally thought that he had reached the top of the mountain. When he was panting for an oxygen mask, he found out in despair that there were still countless mountains to climb. If you didn’t understand this implicit metaphor, I can understand it correctly. Let me tell you, "Bad Angel" is a bad film, it has been so bad that it can be called a strange flower in the world of bad films."

"If you still don't understand what the Internet buzzwords Wumao special effects and the level of web games mean, then after reading this "Zhong Kui Fu Mo", believe me, you will suddenly understand. Holding the wisdom of the working people, hurting the labor The simple sentiments of the people.”

""A Chinese Ghost Story": After 20 years, I used the smelly leftovers to fry a pot of completely muddled hodgepodge. The film is full of various speechless plots and thunderous If the 1987 version of "A Chinese Ghost Story" hadn't been re-screened at the same time, this 2014 "A Chinese Ghost Story" would have completely destroyed the audience's memory of this story."

"At first, the audience thought it was a literary film, and then found out that it was actually a romance film. When the audience thought it was a romance film, the film suddenly took a turn for the worse. Everyone found that it was originally a fantasy film, but in the end it turned out to be a fantasy film. After turning into a cartoon, the audience collapsed and collapsed, and at the end they discovered that it was actually a popular science movie about protecting the environment."

"..."

After complaining about several movies, Li Haoran turned his firepower on Yang Mi again, but it was inevitable, but he still didn't make the calm Yang Mi angry, and the anger gauge still didn't rise to the 70 mark.

Li Haoran felt helpless to the extreme, and lamented in his heart: "Fuck me, Yang Mi, what are you going to do? I've been raving about the air for so long, isn't it to accumulate some notoriety, okay? At least let's carry on the spirit and get angry again. A little bit is fine!"

As if he had discovered Li Haoran's intentions, Yang Mi didn't even bother to act again when he was angry.

Seeing Li Haoran staring at her depressedly, Yang Mi picked up the microphone, stood up and bowed to the audience, blacking himself out with a super high EQ.

"Thank you Li Haoran for your sharp comments. Your complaints made me realize that I have so many shortcomings that need to be improved. I promise here that I will redouble my efforts to be qualified and become a qualified artist!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

"Da Mi Mi is great, Da Mi Mi is super awesome!!"

Yang Mi has a lot of fans, and they will not turn from fans to black because of Li Haoran's complaints. Like idols start with appearance and end with character.

Yang Mi has a lot of fans, and they will not turn from fans to black because of Li Haoran's complaints. Like idols start with appearance and end with character.

Seeing that the idol with a good personality was the first to stand up and confess his shortcomings, the fans applauded enthusiastically and cheered for the idol's actions.

I have to say that Yang Mi's high EQ is an important weight for her success. When she excused herself, she didn't forget to frame Li Haoran, who complained about her, what a ghost!

"This insidious bitch!"

Complaining in his heart, Li Haoran quickly explained: "Yang Mi, you can't say that, I'm just memorizing the copywriting and completing the tasks assigned to me by the leaders of CCTV."

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After a pause, Li Haoran said with pitiful acting skills: "How dare I complain about you, each wrist is so much bigger than mine, I don't dare to lend me a gut, I grew up watching your works , I love you all!"

What a liar!

Everyone scoffed at Li Haoran's excuses, and in their opinion, only this bastard in CCTV could write such a frustrating copy.

The task of swearing should be CCTV's operation without a lower limit for the ratings, but the copywriting of swearing must be written by Li Haoran, they dare to use 'several' as a guarantee!

Feeling the contemptuous gaze from below, Li Haoran yelled 'injustice' and said: "Don't be like this, okay, I'm also very helpless, okay, it's my task to make complaints about the officials, don't you forget that I praised you severely before A lot of…”

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This is true, but praise is fleeting, and complaints are unforgettable. Humans are evil species, and they remember bad things but not good ones.

At this time, He Jiong, who was sitting on the host seat of the stage, stood up, smiled and walked up to Yang Mi according to the previously scheduled plan, and interviewed: "Mi Mi, Li Haoran complained so much, do you hate him?"

"I am grateful to him!"

Yang Mi's answer made everyone feel very official, but Li Haoran knew that this girl was really not very angry, as if such complaints were just drizzle.

Li Haoran was really curious why Yang Mi wasn't angry, and asked in confusion, "Really, you swear?"

With an elegant smile, Yang Mi smiled brightly and said: "I really don't get angry! Good medicine is good for the disease, and honest words are good for the ears. I still understand this truth."

After Yang Mi’s words fell, Fan Kuang, who was not far away, raised his hand and said, “Well! I think the same as Mi Mi. Li Haoran’s candid talk about the various disadvantages of the film industry proves that he loves movies deeply. Not so much.”

"Nimma! If the tone is set, it won't let me complete the task!"

Li Haoran wanted to cry without tears, turned his head to look at Liu Yifei and said: "Then let's complain about Liu Yifei again, and then end this environment, it's been more than ten minutes, and the awards ceremony hasn't started yet!".

Chapter 368 Ice Bucket Challenge

"Ah! There are more!"