The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"Laughed and cried hahahaha!!"

"It was this movie that created a group of gold worshipers to defend and clamor every day. Everyone can't stand it anymore!"

"I only watched it for Guo Lijie!"

"Suddenly found that the official's serious complaints are very effective!"

"..."

The barrage was buzzing, Yang Mi breathed a sigh of relief, Li Haoran's official complaints did not stop: "This movie is clumsy but precise in positioning, this ultra-long MV for reunions, breakups, and reconciliations remains the same, and he seems to be able to shoot another one." A dozen."

This passage is very sneaky, the language skills are fully revealed, and the potential of the poisonous tongue is undoubtedly revealed, especially the complaint about "Little Times" is an extremely long MV on the assembly line, which caused the audience to burst into laughter. Not only the audience was laughing, but the stars were also laughing.

They can also be regarded as having fun in bitterness, and smile first when it is not their turn, otherwise what else can they do? .

Chapter 362 Yang Mi Who Can't Raise His Anger Gauge

Li Haoran's status as a cook in his previous life made Li Haoran never blindly arrogant, and he would not think that once he has a system, he will be invincible in the world, roam the world, and seek defeat alone.

There are countless capable people in this world, and there are many who are better than him just by their own efforts. Not to mention the great talents abroad, there are definitely not a few people who can surpass him in China.

At least in just over a month, no one in the whole country would think that he was more powerful than Jackie Chan and Zhou Xingchi, nor would he think that he was more powerful than He Jiong and Wang Han.

Of course, Li Haoran will not underestimate himself, he is confident that as long as he is given a short time, he can become a legend that others cannot surpass.

So he didn't want to be used by Ma Junjun as a pawn, and he would demolish this guy at the awards ceremony, let the stars hate him, and tell everyone: I want to step on him to the top, and weigh my own weight.

So he doesn't mind complaining about Guo Xiaosi, whom he didn't like very much in his previous life. He was almost pissed off by this person when he watched "The Most Powerful Brain" in his previous life.

In line with the great spirit of pissing people off, Li Haoran talked more and more slippery, [King Talk Show] and [Sound Immersive] running at full power, the more he said, the more turbulent, every joke caused screams again and again.

"As Director Guo himself said, no one will be young forever, but someone will always be young. Think about it... think about the children who are still looking at the small era 20, or the micro era 37, mini era 37, nano era 37, I can't help but break out in a cold sweat."

"Hahahahaha..."

After Li Haoran's classic rant, Guo Xiaosi fell into an abyss, the actors of "Little Times" smiled awkwardly, all the stars burst into laughter, and the audience applauded thunderously. The atmosphere was completely high!

The barrage on the CCTV live channel was also boiling at this moment, unprecedentedly lively...

"Oh my god! I really convinced Li Haoran, I give full marks to this complaint!"

"Cultural people are different from our complaints. There is no swear word, but every word is cruel!!"

""Little Times" is indeed the MV, and the official complaints are indeed the deadliest!"

"It's more ruthless than "The 10th Screening Room". It's scary. The Nano Era...hahahaha!!!"

"The official complaints are really true, no one is afraid of offending."

"Kneel down and call CCTV Baba, kneel down and sing Conquest to Li Haoran!"

"The boring jokes piled up, Wen Qing's blunt and artificial self-blaming, this is my sense of Li Haoran!"

"Brother upstairs, you are so awesome, you have the guts to write a song "Farewell to Cambridge"?"

"This counterattack is precise, and it feels like writing a song."

"Hahahaha... Li Haoran is indeed the number one high-end villain in history, and the stars below are helpless!"

"Li Haoran: I'm so crazy that I even hacked this station's program, wow haha..."

"..."

After the screams from the audience subsided a bit, Li Haoran pointed to the collection of "Tiny Times" on the big screen, and continued: "Although this film has achieved so-called success in the market, the box office cannot conceal that it is a film. Facts about the weird movie of the year."

After a pause, Li Haoran concluded in a shocking way: "The essence of this astonishing box office figure is just a low-level miracle created by third-rate audiences in the second-rate market."

This paragraph is not astonishing and endless, so that everyone can fully understand what is the deadliest official complaint, and what is the most serious complaint is the most vomiting blood.

This paragraph is not astonishing and endless, so that everyone can fully understand what is the deadliest official complaint, and what is the most serious complaint is the most vomiting blood.

Guo Xiaosi has been in love forever, Li Haoran said so on the Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, then he must speak on behalf of the CCTV bully, Li Haoran has no need to offend the entire entertainment industry.

Thinking of CCTV's underestimation of him to such a heinous situation, Guo Xiaosi felt cold all over. Will he still be a fool in the future?

"Don't talk about me...don't talk about me...don't talk about me..."

Yang Mi kept 'praying' in his heart during this period, seeing that Li Haoran didn't complain about her, but concentrated his firepower on the director, in the spirit of being a poor and immortal fellow, he couldn't help but secretly rejoice.

Relieved, Yang Mi felt that Li Haoran was still enough of a 'friend', who would have thought that this guy would not be enough of a friend soon, and launched an intensive attack on her.

After complaining about Guo Xiaosi, looking at the beauty, Li Haoran complained: "As a well-deserved leading actress, if Yang Mi's acting skills gave people a general feeling before, in "Little Times" she has undoubtedly gone to a new level, and she is terrible. It's a new level."

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"Uh!"

On the big screen, Yang Mi's pretty face immediately collapsed. I really can't stand Li Haoran's evaluation of her. What does it mean that she has surpassed a new level, and she has broken a new level?

"Yang Mi's anger value is 36%, please continue to work hard..."

Listening to the system's notification sound, Li Haoran felt that Da Mi Mi's ability to resist pressure was too formidable.

"Yang Mi's acting skills are a combination of fragments throughout the film, and her emotional scenes have also become a collection of small fresh clichés and bloody scenes. In the film, she has a lot of nonsense and provocative|emotional scenes. The dialogue is on the one hand testing the bottom line of the audience's endurance, and on the other hand secretly telling the audience: Please pay attention to how bad Yang Mi's acting skills are!"

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"Hahahahaha..."

"Sharply complain, tell me this is not the host of CCTV!"

"My big Mi Mi obviously relies on her appearance to make a living, but she wants to prove herself by her talent, and if she doesn't prove it, she will slap herself in the face!"

"Yang Mi's expression is so funny, at this moment, her acting skills are Oscar!"

"..."

The bullet screen was full of laughter, and Li Haoran heard a crisp notification from the system: "Yang Mi's anger value is 45%, please continue to work hard!"

"I'm going, you can't reach 70 if you scold me like this, Yang Mi, how good is your ability to withstand stress! It seems that you are used to being scolded at ordinary times. This girl came from the black and has a heart of steel!"

With admiration in his heart, Li Haoran continued: "Yang Mi seems to be playing house instead of falling in love in the play, and the conflicts and breakups between the male and female protagonists again and again are also deliberately done, quite naive, and can't arouse the audience at all. The sympathy and touch of this will only make people think of one word - 'work'."

"hiss!!"

On the big screen, Yang Mi gritted his teeth and gasped, staring at Li Haoran with resentment in his eyes. If eyes could kill, Li Haoran would have died eleven million times by now.

However, the system prompts that Yang Mi's anger gauge is only 50%. Angrily, Li Haoran yells at you for being ambitious and unfulfilling, don't force me to get angry, okay? .

Chapter 363 Am I Playing Death? (3/7 ask for a full order, ask for a reward)

"Da Mimi, Da Mimi, I've scolded you so much, can you be more angry? You scold me! You are angry! Why is there no movement in your anger tank! Are you still the Da Mimi I know? ?”

Li Haoran was speechless, deeply defeated by Yang Mi's ability to resist pressure, and also struck by her embarrassing angry expression.

Thousands of words converge into one sentence: Why bother to speak out!

At this moment, Li Haoran felt for the first time that Yang Mi was so different, that he was worthy of being one of the four famous actresses who were red and purple, and his ability to resist pressure was really extraordinary.

Li Haoran really wanted to hold onto Yang Mi's big Mimi and yell at him to complete the task, but it's a pity that this is Golden Rooster and Hundred Flowers, so he can only spit out words without dirty words, and he can't say anything beyond the scope of movies, so he can only complain to this point for the time being .

"Seven Nine Zero" silently shed tears in his heart, Li Haoran paused, and continued to complain about the topic...

"With the dedicated dedication of Yang Mi and Guo Lijie, "Little Times" has completely become a fashion show and emotional game between Gao Fushuai and Bai Fumei, as well as extremely bloody family grievances and super childish business wars, and The film comes with a Rome tourism promotional video, a COSPLAY show of "Mission: Impossible" and a face drawing tutorial with roses."

"Even if the plot routine of the "Little Times" series is "Sisters of the Times, Jiji and Family Separation", but after the extremely tragic and heartless "tearing war" like "Little Times 3", the sisters can use "Thunderbolt" again. It’s not as good as saying it’s good, it really makes people have a new understanding of the three words of “sisterhood.”

"Therefore, even though the film has tried its best to make enough gimmicks, the plot and characters are still unprecedentedly weak and boring, and the performances of the actors are also unprecedentedly horrible."

"The film seems to want the audience to strengthen this impression, and stretches the length of the film to 126 minutes, the longest in the series. As a result, it can only rely on various episodes, theme songs, and slow motion repeated over and over again to support the length of the film. , which directly led to the unsolved mystery of "how many times Yang Mi whipped Guo Lijie with roses" appeared in the film."

"..."

Li Haoran has exhausted all his talents, but he has to spare no effort to find words. Yang Mi's anger gauge only jumped five times, reaching a pitiful 55%, and it is nowhere near 70%.

"Yang Mi, is it really okay for you to do this? Are you worthy of my wasted brain cells?"

Yang Mi blinked her big eyes, faintly aware of the 'grievance' in Li Haoran's tone, which surprised her greatly, and angrily said in her heart: I should be the one who should be wronged!

"Yang Mi's anger gauge has reached 57%, please continue to work hard..."

Hearing this crisp mission notification sound, to be honest, Li Haoran was about to kneel, feeling extremely miserable, feeling that this mission might not be completed, and the first defeat of his career was about to be born on this girl.

"Damn it! The next time I treat you, I'll crush you..."

Li Haoran, who was complaining and complaining in his heart, didn't realize that as a woman, Yang Mi was hid under the couch and listened to the big drama for two hours, and solved it with his fingers for three consecutive nights, with his fingers! !

Just think about it, Yang Mi endured such a shameful humiliation, so what's the point of complaining like this tonight?

If the hatred that night was at the tenth level, tonight at most it would be at the fourth level. Yang Mi, who is already used to being bullied, feels that it is drizzle!

And Li Haoran, who is in distress, will never realize that the words he said will come true to him: the law of heaven has reincarnation, who does the sky bypass!

Li Haoran was worried, but the fans were overjoyed. The barrage of praises and praises for Li Haoran's complaints expressed their feelings.

Li Haoran was worried, but the fans were overjoyed. The barrage of praises and praises for Li Haoran's complaints expressed their feelings.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Yang Mi was said to be bad, but she was not angry!"

"I like Li Haoran's complaints full of literary style, the summary is super accurate!"

"This complaint is very CCTV!"

"I don't watch domestic movies much anymore. When Li Haoran said that, I just stopped watching them."

"..."

The barrage was noisy, seeing that Yang Mi's anger gauge did not increase, Li Haoran was helpless, and planned to move to try a few other actresses to see if they were also so wonderful.

"Even though the quality of "Little Times 3" has fallen to such an unbearable level, the fan base has exploded with unprecedented enthusiasm, making the film a record high of 5.3 million in one fell swoop, and also making the total box office of the first three episodes of "Little Times" Breaking through 10 billion in one fell swoop, becoming one of the most profitable film series in the Mainland..."

"In addition, this film has also created a new form of viewing that can be called filling the gap in the world's film industry-theatre barrage, creatively excavating the unique charm of bad movies to entertain the public, it is simply forced to kneel."

"Perhaps the "Tiny Times" series is destined to create miracles in the mainland film industry, just like the magic city's once-in-ten-year heavy snow miraculously appeared in the film for three consecutive episodes."

"How about the movie "Tiny Times"? First-rate production, second-rate actors and fifth-rate script, the result obtained this time is called no three and no four. And the greatest significance of this movie is to tell everyone: Thank God, this series is finally It's almost over."

"Hahahahaha..."