With so many people clapping, of course Li Haoran would not be so stupid as to make a real move. After being held back by Zheng Xun, he went down the slope and yelled: "Fuck, Mr. Ma Yun was deceived by someone? This guy is still a Tai Chi master." , aren’t you discrediting Tai Chi Grandmaster?”
"Uh!"
The bodyguard was so embarrassed that he was speechless.
Li Haoran continued to yell: "At this level, it's because I haven't met me. I know the eighth set of radio gymnastics, and I have practiced supernatural skills for more than ten years. You don't even think about killing me!"
"The eighth set of radio gymnastics!!"
"Li Haoran, it's fighting! Be serious!!"
These words are really infuriating, absolutely nuclear strike, Zheng Min and passers-by were all laughed out by Lei's pooh, not to mention Master Lei Gong who was knocked down by the eighth set of radio gymnastics.
The master couldn't breathe freely, rolled his eyes white, and roared hoarsely: "Li-hao-ran-you!!"
After finishing speaking, Master Lei Gong fainted amidst the burst of laughter.
After finishing speaking, Master Lei Gong fainted amidst the burst of laughter.
Of course, it is unknown if the dizziness is real or not, only the heavens know.
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The security at the venues where G20 and B20 were held was very strict. Within a minute, a group of people were taken to the interrogation room by the security guards. The eight characters of "leniency for confession and strictness for resistance" were particularly strict.
Li Haoran, Zheng Xing, and two bodyguards took the notes together. Master Lei Gong was sent to the hospital for treatment because three of his ribs were broken by kicking, and the security personnel took the notes in the hospital.
In the interrogation room, Li Haoran and the others finished talking about what happened, but of course they didn't say much. The mobile phone video and surveillance content clearly told the security personnel what happened. The interrogation was just going through the procedure.
After recording the transcript, seeing that the leaders of CCTV and Ma Yun hadn't come to pick up the person yet, the interrogation girl on the right rolled her eyes and picked up a paper and pen to ask Li Haoran for his signature. The serious atmosphere disappeared instantly.
The dark-faced man on the left stared at Li Haoran, smiling amusedly, with the demeanor of a master.
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After signing, Li Haoran also looked at this man, and Bruce Lee's strength told him: This interrogator is a Lianjiazi, a master in the military.
The hero cherishes the hero, the eyes of the two met in the air, very affectionate, Zheng Yan rolled his eyes, and coughed a few times before interrupting Tang Bohu and his 'love' eyes on Chuanchang.
Lian Jiazi's interrogator coughed in embarrassment, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, Master Lei said that he spared your life. If he really uses his internal force, you will be seriously injured now."
After a pause, Lian Jiazi's interrogator continued: "The internal force is penetrated into the bones and internal organs. If he punches you, you will be injured inside. You will die in a few days!"
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"Uh!"
Li Haoran's face was full of sweat, he didn't expect this charlatan to use this trick on him, it was disgusting.
After being KO'd by Xu Xiaodong for 10 seconds in the previous life, Master Lei Gong was discharged from the hospital after recovering from his injuries. He said similar things in an interview with reporters, and it became a hot topic in the martial arts. Li Haoran said that he was very happy to watch it, but he was not happy at all when he used it on himself. .
Rolling his eyes, Li Haoran complained: "Just one line of words preserves the dignity of martial arts and protects my own face. But martial arts master Yan Fang is always a member of the martial arts world, right?"
Lianjiazi's interrogators obviously knew who Yan Fang was, and they couldn't help laughing when they thought of the deeds of this super liar.
Li Haoran continued to complain: "She is small and thin, but she beats a burly man up and down. With a light push, the apprentices bounce off in tricks. Some people come to a 'disco' by the way, and 'street dance' is not difficult!"
"The big man was so shocked that he split his arms on the spot. "Pole dancing" is not a problem. The most savvy one is a young man in yellow. He was instantly bounced away, and Yan Fang laughed when he saw it..."
"By the way, I made a few circles: spinning and jumping, I closed my eyes. I rolled as much as I wanted, letting my body fly freely..."
"Tsk tsk, this continuous internal force..."
The two bodyguards of Ma Yun lowered their heads in shame, feeling ashamed to see others, so ashamed that they were brought down to a lower standard. .
Chapter 336 Ask Li Haoran to Interview Me (6/8 for full order and reward)
Listening to Li Haoran's teasing, the interrogation girl burst out laughing, thinking that the idol is really as talented as on TV, and the jokes that come out of this mouth are very interesting, I really look forward to the broadcast of his "Tucao Conference"!
Zheng Xing didn't smile, and muttered in his heart: "It should be --- it's not a big deal!"
The little girl has a clear mind and is smart. Judging from the fact that the interrogation girl asked Li Haoran for her signature, she can tell that the nature of the matter may not be serious, and they should be fine.
In fact, Zheng Min didn't know that the G20's security technicians had already checked the mobile phones of several perpetrators and learned of a plan against the richest man Jack Ma: Master Lei Gong sold the whereabouts of the richest man in the country for 100 million yuan.
This incident caused a collective uproar among Alibaba's top executives. Ma Yun's security force was completely changed, and the son of a certain mayor was also controlled by security personnel.
They dare not make any guarantees in extraordinary times and make extraordinary actions, and conclude that the guy approached Jack Ma just for a chance to get close?
So, no matter what his reason is, first catch him and check it out...
Zheng Min didn't even know that Ma Yun was holding Cui Yan's hand and thanked him again and again: "If it wasn't for Li Haoran and Zheng Min, I might have been taken advantage of by others. This dumb person is so aggrieved..."
Cui Yan, the strong woman, will never be strong in front of Ma Yun, but she is very motherly, Shuya said: "They also did it unintentionally, and they just stopped this matter, Mr. Ma, you don't have to do this..."
Letting go of Cui Yan's hand, Ma Yun said with a smile: "Being grateful is still necessary, um... let's make this decision! During the B20 event, I, as well as Alibaba, can cooperate with your CCTV interview throughout the entire process and give you exclusive interview rights." .”
"Then... thank you so much!" Cui Yan knew that she must not be hypocritical at this time, and she was surprised and grateful: "Thank you so much!"
Ma Yun smiled all over his face and said with deep meaning: "You are welcome, you are welcome. I just think this little fellow is very pleasing to the eye. Can you just let him interview me?"
Cui Yan immediately understood that Ma Yun was protecting Li Haoran. He should know that CCTV has a rule of dismissing hosts, so he said so.
Of course, Li Haoran cannot be blamed for this incident, and now that Master Lei Gong has been found to have ghostly intentions, CCTV will naturally not do something like a strong man cutting off his wrist.
After thinking for a moment, Cui Yan nodded and said with a smile: "Then I will thank Mr. Ma for Haoran!"
Ma Yun smiled characteristically: "You're welcome... By the way, the lines of "The Legend of Wukong" that Li Haoran said are very appealing to me, very chivalrous. I wonder if I have finished writing it?"
"This... I've been urging the manuscript, but this kid just doesn't want to write!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Ma Yun laughed heartily when he heard the words, turned his head to look at his subordinates and said, "Unexpectedly, my little fellow is still a sweetheart!"
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Naturally, Li Haoran and Zheng Xing had no way of knowing the content of the conversation in a reception room of the Security Center. Seeing the interrogator's 'friendly' words, Zheng Xing also let go.
Hearing this, Xia Yatou added with a smile: "Master Lei Gong should think so: objectively I lost! Subjectively I didn't lose! It's all a routine! Let's reason!"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Li Haoran and the two interrogators laughed together when they heard the words, and Ma Yun's bodyguard also smiled. This sentence completely described the ugly face of a charlatan!
Thumbs up, Li Haoran praised: "Zheng Xing, you are right. Master Lei Gong really thinks so. My surname is Lei, and I speak for Lei."
"Giggle..."
The girl interrogating couldn't help laughing, Zheng Yan suppressed a smile and said curiously: "This guy is a charlatan. Many so-called martial arts masters on the Internet are liars. I really don't know how he got on CCTV [-]? That's an international channel!"
After thinking for a while, Zheng Wei looked at Li Haoran and said doubtfully: "Li Haoran, you are so powerful in martial arts, do you know that there are still masters in martial arts now? I don't ask for heroes like Qiao Feng and Yang Guo, at least one A decent master!"
The interrogating girl nodded and said: "Yes! Now more and more "martial arts masters" have been exposed for their true colors. Could it be that my martial arts in the Great Heavenly Dynasty have fallen here, and I have to rely on all kinds of tricks and abductions to support the facade? ?"
"In fact, as early as the appearance of muskets, people with high martial arts skills can no longer be invincible. In today's peaceful age, martial arts are even more useless, which also makes fewer and fewer people practice martial arts. Even now, even martial arts It’s hard to tell if it’s true or not.”
Li Haoran sighed, and continued to explain: "Now these so-called masters on the Internet, what should I say? I feel like my neighbor's second sister-in-law who sells tofu brains."
"puff"
Li Haoran shrugged his shoulders and said, "The posture of the hands is beautiful, and the old daughter-in-law is swaying when they are hugged together. How can a Tai Chi master like Master Lei Gong fight against freedom?" What about the confrontation? It should be similar to the eighth set of radio gymnastics!"
Hearing this, even Ma Yun's bodyguard couldn't help it, and asked curiously, "Is our martial arts so bad?"
Shaking his head, Li Haoran said in a low voice: "Martial arts 290 is not bad, there are still a few powerful people, such as me, such as this dear friend."
Pointing to himself and the interrogator who folded his arms and smiled silently, Li Haoran continued: "It's just because the martial arts novels have brainwashed people too severely, so that most people always believe that "the master is among the people", which gave the charlatans a chance to survive. Soil."
"And it's not just ordinary people who have this kind of mentality, even elites are not spared." After a pause, Li Haoran pointed to the two bodyguards and said: "Don't think that elites are just as smart, just like their boss Ma Yun, an elite in business and an idiot in martial arts dreams, is taken aback by "masters" like Wang Lin and Li Daoyi every day, how high do you think his IQ is?"
"Actually, it is very simple to verify whether a genre can be fought, just to see if it is in the fighting ring. Just like those Tai Chi masters who push people tens of meters with one palm, go to K1, UFC and other professional competitions. If you can get a huge bonus and show off the prestige of our country, why not do it?"
"But once this happens, these people will change their rhetoric: Traditional martial arts are profound and powerful, and the moves are fierce. There are rules and restrictions in those fighting competitions. You can't hit the crotch. How can you let people play... like these The masters have been practicing martial arts for decades and have been aiming at the crotch of others, and if they are not allowed to hit the crotch, they will be useless.".
Chapter 337 Join the Dragon Team
After Li Haoran finished speaking, Zheng Xing and the interrogator sister were lost in thought.
They don't know martial arts or martial arts, but as children of China, seeing the brilliant martial arts civilization wither like Chinese medicine, they feel uncomfortable in their hearts!
Seeing this, the Lianjiazi interrogator sighed, and said: "Li Haoran's words are not unreasonable. Tai Chi has evolved into the current state, which is far from actual combat! It's normal to be unable to beat free combat, and there is nothing to laugh at and humiliate .”
"There's really nothing to be ashamed of!"
Li Haoran nodded. He loved martial arts in his past and present lives. In this life, he has inherited the strength of Bruce Lee from the Wing Chun sect. He very much agrees with what the interrogator Lian Jiazi said.
From the bottom of his heart, Li Haoran did not have the slightest intention of making trouble, but instead deeply regretted the decline of Chinese martial arts.
Thinking about the deeds of Yang Luchan, Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong, and Ip Man in his mind, Li Haoran said softly: "In history, the Chen-style Taiji family has been martial arts for generations. They have led countless battles and rarely lost on the battlefield. Yang Luchan is an invincible fighter all over the world, known as Yang Invincible. Mr. Sun Lutang also won the title of Martial Saint with his strong internal strength in the process of fighting foreign boxers."
"So, it's not that martial arts are bad, but that modern martial arts practitioners are bad!"
Shrugging his shoulders regretfully, Li Haoran continued: "Looking at the current martial arts from a macro perspective, you will find that the so-called seniors of the martial arts are actually not afraid of someone coming to pick things up, they are not afraid of losing face, they just want to use all means, Don't cover up the disgraceful history, continue your own 'myth', and continue to swindle money."
"So they get in the ring, so they go around saying 'I'm good at fighting! ", they may not know that they can't fight with their fists, but they also know that they must not lose, and even if they lose, they cannot admit that they have lost."
"This is a business handed down from the ancestors. It can't just be thrown into my hands like this, so they have to convince themselves to come to power."
"In the face of the ring, they may have no courage and confidence, but they must not lose face. Because that is the guy they eat, and it is their last fig leaf."
"There is such a plot in "The Great Master", the master's womb Haneda Wuchu sticks to the rules of the world, and the martial arts will never make it to the top. He said: Xingyiquan has a move "Looking back at the old ape hanging seal", the barrier of this move is not Hang the seal, but turn back!"
"His words seem to be addressed to today's martial arts people, don't pretend to be asleep, turn around!"
"But they can't turn back, because they knew from the day they practiced martial arts that this road has only the road in front of them, and there is no body behind them. They will still sleep until the day when the martial arts world collapses in the last days!"
Zheng Xing and the interrogating civil servant girl looked at each other, and they both felt the regret in Li Haoran's tone, and they didn't know how to comfort them?
At this moment, Lian Jiazi's interrogator laughed and said, "Li Haoran, don't talk nonsense if you don't know about martial arts. These charlatans can't represent martial arts. Let Longzu understand."
"Damn it!" Li Haoran was dumbfounded, and said in surprise, "Is there really a dragon group in our country?"
"It's just a folk appellation, and the national army doesn't have this number."
After speaking, he looked at Li Haoran and agreed with him very much: "Li Haoran, you practice Jeet Kune Do well! When sliding on the car cover, many people don't use any strength, but you kicked a 160-pound fat man three meters away. Many, among the living Jeet Kune Do masters, you are the number one, and no one dares to be the second."
Hearing the interrogator's praise of Li Haoran, Zheng Min's eyes lit up, he wanted to admire him more, his boyfriend turned out to be so good at martial arts, so he felt safe! !
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