With a soft snap, Lou Yixiao stuck the torn ointment on her stomach, pointed to the big screen hanging on the wall, and said with a smile: "Your own fans strongly requested it!"
"Ugh!"
Peng Yuyan sighed, Lou Yixiao hooked his fingers, stared at Li Haoran with malicious intentions and said, "Li Haoran, it's your turn!"
"¨~ This bitch knows that I saw it? Is this intentional revenge?"
Puzzled in his heart, Li Haoran begged for mercy with a cute expression on his face: "Lou Yixiao, can you stick it on the hairless front, I'll give you a gift, I saw a very beautiful skirt with a hollow bottom the day before yesterday..."
under?Hollow out?Lou Yixiao realized in seconds, her pretty face turned red in an instant, a pair of phoenix eyes fixed on Li Haoran, gritted her teeth and said, "What are you talking about, put it up!"
"Okay, the threat failed, stealing chickens won't make you lose money!"
Li Haoran stopped resisting, sighed and put his feet on the edge of the coffee table, and smiled wryly at Peng Yuyan, who was suffering from the same disease, but because of the problem of the location of the live broadcast camera, it caused the barrage in the live broadcast room to scream again and again.
Soon, with a crisp snap, Li Haoran put a piece of ointment on the place with the most hair, and it will hurt when I tear it off!
Then, Ma Tianyu and Brother Hu suffered the same fate.
In fact, Lou Yixiao planned to let go of brother Hu, the senior, but this guy's hair is too thick, and putting it on the front (Nuo Li's) doesn't have much effect, it still hurts.
"what!"
"hiss!"
"Fuck!!"
"it hurts!"
The four pieces of ointment were torn off at the same time, and four screams of different degrees sounded. The fans were extremely ecstasy, laughing continuously, and commented on the distinctive screams of the idols with barrage.
There was lively laughter in the room one after another, even the bride Zhang Xiyi was laughing from ear to ear, let alone the media, how many emoticons can be made out of the expressions at that moment!
After tearing off the ointment, the four handsome groomsmen fled in all directions, hopping on one foot, or squatting on the ground, rubbing their bare 'wounds', pushing each one to the limit.
Li Haoran pulled down his trousers with a grin, and said, "Sun Wukong only plucks three hairs at a time, you are too cruel!"
"Hahahahaha...".
Chapter 326 Spoof Tong Liya
I don't know if it was because of the marriage that caused Yuan Hong's happiness to outweigh his luck. He pulled out three tricks one after another, which made the four best men, Li Haoran and Hu Ge, quite miserable.
Not to mention the first dog skin plaster, full of sad tears.The second time the groom officer pulled out a tricky trick: jumping rope with acupressure board.
Because of the popularity of running men, the crazy shiatsu board has long been a must-have trick tool for ordinary people. Tong Liya and the others thought of it, and Li Haoran also experienced it personally.
Of course, with Bruce Lee's strength, he is not afraid of the acupressure board.Li Haoran took all the punishments by himself, and forced him easily.
During the rope skipping, the barefooted Li Haoran jumped left and right and jumped more and more. The four bridesmaids were speechless with embarrassing expressions, feeling that this punishment was meaningless.
But the third punishment was too much for Li Haoran, because the third punishment was to drink the processed 'Nongfu Spring', chili essence and soy sauce, which could kill the four of them on the spot.
After rinsing his mouth in the bathroom for 3 minutes, Li Haoran returned to the room with his teeth bared and his face full of resentment.
Seeing that Tong Liya couldn't help but watch the fun with 777 sticks, in line with the idea of "husband and wife are difficult to be together", taking advantage of Tong Liya's inattention, I also poured a small cup of "Nongfu Spring" into her mouth, and resolutely proved with actions: only the best man ,nonexistent!
"ah!"
Swallowing a sip of 'Nongfu Spring' unprepared, Tong Liya froze for a while, then slammed her mouth in horror and commented on the taste, wondering what Li Haoran fed her?
Two or three seconds later, the sense of taste began to spread, and Tong Liya's pretty face was steamed with heat, and she jumped on the spot when she was hot, she kept breathing with her mouth open, and her Qianqian jade hands kept fanning, looking extremely cute.
Soon, Tong Liya was so hot that she burst into tears, trotted in place wearing crystal high heels, gasped and said anxiously: "Hiss! So spicy, so spicy!"
Li Haoran shook the glass drink bottle in his hand, and said with a smile: "Hahahaha...the law of heaven has reincarnation, whoever is bypassed by the sky, sister Yaya, you must remember this sentence!"
"Li-hao-ran!!"
No matter how much she suffers, Tong Liya has never hit Li Haoran. At this moment, she no longer cared about her ladylike image and pursued and killed this bastard. (ceee)
Li Haoran dodged with a playful smile, but he didn't sing that you can't beat me, but Tong Liya can catch up with him who has the strength of Bruce Lee. He flicked and moved to show his flexibility, and he was mad with anger.
"Li Haoran, you wait for me, I will never end with you!!"
Tong Liya covered her mouth in grief and ran to the bathroom to rinse her mouth. The other three groomsmen who had premeditated took action at this moment. Lou Yixiao and Tan Weiwei were not spared, and they were all poured a little pepper water .
"Ahhhhh!!!"
"You foul like this!"
"It's killing me, Shui Shui Shui..."
The three women screamed one after another, and a farce that made everyone in the room laugh out loud, and the shutters of the media cameras were about to be broken.
"Hahahahaha..."
The second elder sister, Zhang Xiyi, burst out laughing directly, not noticing that when she was laughing loudly, Yuan Hong quickly lifted the hem of her skirt and took a look, confirming where the wedding shoes were hidden.
The barrage became extremely lively at this moment, and the fans were very happy to see the celebrities playing tricks on each other like a joke, it was very interesting!
The barrage became extremely lively at this moment, and the fans were very happy to see the celebrities playing tricks on each other like a joke, it was very interesting!
"Yuan Hong was very loving when he lifted his skirt, but he was only wearing shorts to make a bad review."
"The mud upstairs is dirty!"
"Li Haoran is so cheap! He actually treats my Goddess Yaya like this, but it's so fun to watch, I laughed like a dog!"
"Li Haoran, I'll send you a couplet: Upper couplet: Trees don't need bark, they will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, invincible under heaven. Horizontal comment: A humble man is invincible."
"The four bridesmaids went from heaven to hell, and I passed by the world!"
"On the road to Niubi, Li Haoran ran all the way!"
"Come on, Yuan Hong knows where the wedding shoes are, we have no chance to see the best man being tricked again!"
"..."
The number of people watching the live broadcast continued to surge, steadily moving towards the 400 million mark.During this period, there was a lot of laughter in the barrage, and jokes came out one after another, making people laugh.
A star wedding has attracted so many people's attention, Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi can be regarded as famous in the entertainment history, and the goal of Tangren Films has also been successfully achieved.
Of course, as we all know, most of the people came for Li Haoran, Hu Ge, and Peng Yuyan, three handsome guys.
Don’t you see, the three of them are the most discussed in the barrage, with different styles of handsomeness, different styles of temperament, and different styles of talent, killing thousands of girls in seconds.
Tang Ren's domineering female president is very aware of this, and is already planning to give Li Haoran a big red envelope in private as a thank you.
She deeply understands that without Li Haoran, this well-planned wedding would never be so exciting. That song alone is worth her 100 million thank you fee, let alone "Taishan Next Door", which has become popular all over the country.
After more than ten hours of precipitation, more and more netizens imitated the dance steps of "Taishan Next Door" on the Internet, and the video of the five handsome pot dances directly dominated the click charts of major video sites, and it was a mess.
The Taishan Dance next door is very popular, and "Planet" hit the music website's daily listening list. Li Haoran is not in the Jianghu, but his legend is still circulating in the Jianghu.
Not to mention the two songs that sparked heated discussions in China, after 4 minutes of such uproar, Tong Liya and the others came back after rinsing their mouths, and the show of finding wedding shoes continued.
Yuan Hong's acting skills exploded, his hands were hovering on the ribbon, he was extremely nervous, and he muttered: "It must be wedding shoes, it must be, God of Love bless me, please..."
The four girls also looked forward to the incomparable 'curse': "It must not be a wedding shoe, it must not be..."
How could this be so bad, their hot mouths were swollen, how could they not take revenge, especially Tong Liya, who suffered four big losses in a row, she swore that she would make Li Haoran 'extremely painful'.
Li Haoran must be made to accept the most vicious punishment——to eat cakes packed in diapers, which look very much like cakes in color and shape.
Tong Liya was full of fantasies about that scene, but unfortunately, Yuan Hong finally found the right wedding shoes, her painstaking plan fell through, and she almost cried.
"Hey...God, why am I so miserable!"
Tong Liya lamented, but she was depressed. Since Yuan Hong found the right one, she could only accept it. She was not a person who must report her flaws. She was very kind, and she suffered the most from being kind. .
Chapter 327 The Wedding Is Over
"Oooooooooo..."
Looking for a pair of wedding shoes, Yuan Hong looked like a super striker who killed his opponent on the football field, holding the wedding shoes in his hand, leaning back, imitating the "eyes of death" with sharp eyes, roaring in front of the camera.
Li Haoran, Hu Ge, Peng Yuyan, and Ma Tianyu surrounded him, screaming and patting his shoulders, buttocks, rubbing the back of his head, and yelling to praise his buddies.
Naturally, silent compliments were indispensable, and the veiled eye contact made the fans go crazy. The five people's eyebrows were simply a wonderful mime.
How did Zhang Xiyi and Tong Liya know that Yuan Hong was cheating, and they didn't see their eyebrow drama. They thought that the groom was really lucky and found the right wedding shoes, so they could only lament and accept this fact~.
Of course, they were not discouraged. The best man grooming session was over, and the groom grooming time had just begun. If Yuan Hong didn't please his second sister, don't even think about walking out of this door.
"let's start!"
After laughing and laughing for a while, it was time for the groom to express his sincerity. Best man Li Haoran hurriedly handed over 99 roses, Yuan Hong took them and held them in _'s arms.
"Dear daughter-in-law..."
Yuan Hong said affectionately, and stepped forward, intending to kneel down with a handsome man, and speak out the love declaration he had prepared for a long time, so as to please the beauty.
The plan is beautiful, but the reality is cruel!
Yuan Hong jumped up very handsomely and knelt on Simmons's knees. How could he know that the elasticity of the mat was so good, he was bounced back, and under the surprised eyes of everyone, he knelt on the ground in a very funny shape, It's as if the camera is turned upside down.
"Pfft!!"
I'm ashamed to see people! !
Amidst the burst of laughter, Yuan Hong buried his head in Simmons's quilt in embarrassment, feeling so depressed that he was being fucked instead of pretending to be coercive, and he was still broadcasting live, embarrassing the whole of China.
"Hahahahaha..."
After the astonishment, the whole audience burst into laughter without any surprise. Looking at her husband who was kneeling on the ground in front of her, her second sister, Zhang Xiyi, burst into laughter and let out a characteristic laugh.
Tong Liya's four bridesmaids laughed until they burst into tears, and laughed until they squatted on the ground with their belly full.Even the four best men didn't hold back, they laughed out loud, making Yuan Hong, who was buried in the blanket, gnash his teeth angrily.
Not to mention the barrage, netizens used their brainpower to create various jokes to tease this kneeling style, threatening that this kneeling will definitely be selected as one of the major events in the entertainment industry in 2014.
As if a Pandora's box had been opened, in the following part of grooming the groom, Yuan Hong, the groom's official, was very sad, with all kinds of mistakes and omissions, and his stupid side laughed to death.
In the part of love without borders, the second sister asked Yuan Hong to say "I love you" in ten different languages.Such as English, Japanese, French, native dialect, Mandarin, etc.
Yuan Hong knew only three, and he was completely defeated!
It was Li Haoran who showed the attributes of a genius and taught him in a whisper, and Yuan Hong imitated Li Haoran's voice to complete the task.
The second level is winking and eating biscuits. Yuan Hong is required to use his five senses to try his best to eat a certain amount of biscuits within the specified time, without the help of others or with his hands.
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