"CCTV is still a thieves, they crazily used green onions to stab me, no, they crazily used Li Haoran!".
Chapter 289 You can enter Tsinghua University and Peking University by singing a song (3/8 for subscription and reward)
"Light up life with art, warm people's hearts with emotion, explore the true meaning of life, and feel the spirit of art."
"Tonight we are honored to invite two very representative guests. They are completely different but extremely similar. They convey the unique demeanor of Chinese young people in a tolerant and gentle way, with individual and flying characters, without showing off at all. Feeling, always spring wind and rain, very natural."
In the "Art Life" studio, the stage has taken on a new look. In addition to the festive red lantern background, the stage has also changed from one stage to two, one big and one small, making it look bigger and more gorgeous.
The host Zhu Jun stood on the small stage and spoke eloquently, with a gentle and kind face, which was especially in line with the mainstream aesthetics of the last century, and was very popular among square dance aunts.
"The stage of "Art Life" looks quite warm. I haven't watched this show for a long time."
"When I talk about artistic life, I think of his and Feng Dang's sketch in the Spring Festival Gala, which is quite funny."
"The touching stories of artistic life tell me: if God doesn't give you what you want, it's not that you deserve better, but that you don't deserve it. Don't think that today is the trough of your life, it will be counted in your future days. The top is the peak|peak."
"Actually, I think the artistic life is very hypocritical, because in my opinion, only those who have no money and no career have time to improve their life realm."
"The flamboyant dog upstairs is dirty, haven't you noticed that when money is mentioned, everyone is not so affectionate?"
"Hehe, all the people who complain about social injustice and the system translate only one sentence: Please give me money, women and social status, right?"
"..."
The bullet screen went astray as it spoke, and it became a battleground between hypocritical people and non-hypocritical people. There were many witty remarks and jokes. It has to be said that it is the truth that only people in the world make comments.
In the live broadcast room, Zhu Jun took a step forward, showed his iconic smile, and continued his warm and touching opening remarks.
"Tonight, we will use a unique perspective to pay attention to the novel ideas of the two of them, the works of the two of them that show the brilliance of wisdom, and the legendary lives of the two of them with outstanding creativity and extraordinary character~ˇ."
"They are full of whimsy, dare to go beyond the routine, and dare to challenge the limit. They all have their own struggle experiences, and their lives may be rewriting our living conditions and ways of thinking."
"People always say that the strange flashes of inspiration of geniuses, the deep state of mind of thinkers, the persistent blurred dreams of discoverers, and the tenacious stature and steps of pioneers are the great puzzles forged."
"Today, let us get close to and touch these two charming young people with different personalities, enter their life journey, ideological track and emotional world, and feel and understand the impact of their existence on the life of the times and cultural changes. influence."
"I am the host Zhu Jun, and this is "Art Life", welcome everyone, and then let us welcome tonight's guest with warm applause, the post-70s benchmark figure, music poet---Li Jian."
After a pause, Zhu Jun clapped his hands and said loudly: "And the most representative figure born in the 90s, the patriotic upright boy, the little prince of love songs, and the emperor of literature---Li Haoran!!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."
The [-]-seat studio was full, and when Zhu Jun finished speaking, there was thunderous applause, and Li Haoran and Li Jian bowed to the stage amidst the applause.
Both of them were wearing white shirts, slim trousers, and black leather shoes. They looked extraordinarily cultured, educated, gentlemanly, and authoritative.
Both of them were wearing white shirts, slim trousers, and black leather shoes. They looked extraordinarily cultured, educated, gentlemanly, and authoritative.
Li Jian's gentle manner and Li Haoran's elegant appearance are impressive.
Especially Li Haoran, with smooth body lines, handsome face, confident and calm, perfectly dressed in the most classic side of suits, immediately made the eyes of countless rotten women brighten.
In the live broadcast room of Li Hong, the host of "Across the Taiwan Strait", the intellectual beauty was watching "Art Life" while broadcasting the live broadcast. After seeing Li Haoran's handsome appearance, she immediately held Fen Dai in both hands, and said with a 'nympho' face: "I Xiao Gongju is so handsome, I really want to co-host a show with him!"
Amidst the fans' ridicule and inquiries, Li Hong 'broke the news': "Li Haoran has been seconded by CCTV Channel 10 for the past two days, not to record "10 Screening Room", but to record "Hundred Schools Forum". The speech is very powerful, everyone has heard about the events of the Ming Dynasty, and it should not disappoint us..."
Li Hong's "Big Mouth" broke the news that the publicity team wanted her to break the news. Li Jian and Li Haoran walked on the big stage and bowed again. Zhu Jun also came over at this time.
The three shook hands, and Zhu Jun pointed to the long sofa and smiled, "Welcome, please sit down."
When the two handsome guys sat down, Zhu Jun kept his simple and honest smile, and said to the camera: ".` Today is an attempt in "Art Life", inspired by a sentence from the director: When Tsinghua University meets Peking University, when Tsinghua University meets Peking University, When Li Jian meets Li Haoran, what kind of sparks will they create?"
"Confess to Hao Ran, he is invincible!"
"Confess my brother Jian, he is also invincible!"
"The two male gods finally got together, the Qingbei male gods duel, looking forward to it!"
"..."
The barrage became boiling at this moment, and the relevant resumes of the two guests were also displayed on the big screen on the stage. The first was Li Jian’s, telling everyone in short words that Li Jianbao was sent to Tsinghua University because he participated in the National Winter Camp for Middle School Students , won the first place in the folk song group with "Say a Word from the Heart", and was recommended to the Department of Electronic Engineering of Tsinghua University.
The fans who saw this experience felt sore, and sang the song "Say a Word from My Heart" and was sent to Tsinghua University. To tell you the truth, I really want to scold the director of Tsinghua's admissions office. (mama Zhao)
Before the fans could scold him, Li Haoran's resume came out on the big screen. After watching it, everyone vomited three liters of blood and died collectively.
Li Haoran, born in 1994.
In December 2009, Li Haoran, who was excellent in character and learning, was recommended to participate in the National Winter Camp for Middle School Students. He passed the examination with "Little Baiyang" and was recommended to Peking University for journalism in 12.
"It's winter camp again, it's singing, it's escorting, is it true or not?"
"Is there anything wrong with Nima? Singing "Say Something from Your Heart" and "Little Bai Yang" can be recommended to Tsinghua University and Peking University. My singing skills are better than both of them. Why don't I have my share!"
"Fuck, it's real, I feel [-] points of critical damage!"
"National Winter Camp for Middle School Students 23333"
"Peking University also returned Li Haoran, and Tsinghua University was too anxious to be Li Jian.".
Chapter 290 Li Haoran Stop Being Funny! (4/8 for subscription and reward)
Maybe it's because there are so many people who are popular, these days Li Haoran's girlfriend, popular floret Zhao Liying is being targeted by the hateful media again, and the reason is because of her low educational level.
In the video released by Dior some time ago, the three female guests spoke a sentence of English together. Zhao Liying's accent was definitely not as authentic as that of baby and Liu Jialing, with a strong Henan dialect flavor, which was constantly teased by black fans.
By making fun of Zhao Liying, many celebrities in the entertainment industry were exposed to show their resumes. Immediately, pheasants were all over the place, and the scumbags were all over the place, which made the fans feel 'bad', thinking that it is okay to crush these idols in studies.
There is a heated discussion on the Internet. Of course, there is no requirement in the entertainment industry that celebrities must have a high degree of education to enter the industry. With her own efforts, Zhao Liying has honed her very solid acting skills, which is also unmatched by many highly educated stars.
But who makes this world a world where entertainment is paramount, just like "Tucao Conference" can become popular, watching high-ranking stars make a fool of themselves, watching their stains has always been something that fans talk about.
However, when facing the newly promoted Wang Wang Li Haoran, the fans are very distressed, have a headache, and are very bitter...
On the "Talk Show for Post-80s Tonight" a month ago, 827 Li Haoran's sentence "Peking University is okay" instantly became popular on the Internet. .
It can be said that Li Haoran, the clear star in the host world, has deeply hurt the fans of the scumbags and the fans of the top students. He beat everyone in all directions, and he was in a mess.
But now looking at the resumes of the two, Li Jian sang "Say Something from Your Heart" and was recommended to Tsinghua University, and Li Haoran sang "Little Baiyang" to be recommended to Peking University. Only then did I realize that being mad can be so simple! !
"Li Haoran, Li Jian, I want to say something from my heart, you are too much, and I am suffering like a little Baiyang!!"
"I feel deeply hurt, my four-year senior year in high school!"
"It's normal, isn't it? The first grader in our high school went to that summer camp and performed well. He also got the qualification to be admitted with a lower score. He took the college entrance examination. After the exam, he cried and said: Fuck it, and was admitted to Tsinghua University later! Are you angry?"
"We don't understand the world of the top scholars, but they are all special creations and it is true."
"Seriously agree!"
"(baaj) Do you feel aggrieved? Do you think that you can sing well? Do you think that people just sing a song and enter Qingbei?
?Qingbei is also okay! "
"Upstairs, which village's pig is so swollen!"
"Don't be envious. Whether it's brother Jian or the patriotic and honest boy, they all come from very good middle schools, the city's key and provincial key levels. In addition, their grades are very good, and the recommendation is normal."
"..."
The barrage of envy and hatred flowed across the screen, although they knew that both of them were excellent, especially Li Haoran's outstanding excellence, but it was so easy to recommend them to the two universities in Qingbei, which still made many people feel unbalanced.
In the studio, Zhu Jun didn't know the lamentation of the barrage, and he didn't look at the screen behind him. He smiled and said, "Let me ask an old question first. Tell me, what is the dream of the two of you?"
The two looked at each other, Li Haoran, as a junior, made a gesture of invitation to Li Jian, Li Jian thought for a while and signaled Li Haoran to come first, he planned to see what Li Haoran had to say, and then decide the level of honesty.
Li Haoran knew what Li Jian was thinking, and he didn't refuse. He looked at the camera and said solemnly: "My dream is... world-peace-peace."
"Yoooooo..."
"Hey hey..."
"Hey hey..."
The audience burst into laughter, and more than 100 people made deafening screams. Zhu Jun seemed to have expected a refined smile.
"I warn you, don't smile with me when I talk, because when you smile, I will laugh too, and it will make me look very shameless!"
"Hahahahaha..."
Li Haoran also laughed, raised his hands to 'surrender' and said: "Okay, okay! In fact, I have no dreams. When I was studying, I wanted to be admitted to a good university. After I was admitted to a university, I wanted to find a good job. I found a job. Do the best, I only have goals, no dreams, I think dreams are too illusory, just like a proverb I saw when I was a child?"
Zhu Jun was taken aback for a moment, and asked curiously, "What proverb?"
Junyi's face was pointed at a 45-degree angle, and Li Haoran's voice was magnetic, and he said quietly: "The Zen master asked: Do you think it is better to be an ingot of gold or a pile of mud?"
This is a philosophical proverb!
Many people think so.
Li Haoran continued to say in a low voice: "The strong man answered: Of course it is gold!"
After a pause, Li Haoran shook his head and imitated the tone of the Zen master: "The Zen master smiled and said: What if you are a seed?"
Everyone fell into deep thought, thinking about philosophical answers, and the classic Buddhist sayings such as "Bodhi has no tree, and a bright mirror is not a stand" flashed in their minds.
Everyone wanted to be very involved, but Li Haoran's tone suddenly changed, and he beeped with a sly look on his face: "The strong man answered: Don't be so funny, I'm going to order this ingot of gold, let me go, let go, soul!" light!!"
In an instant, the lofty atmosphere created by the [Sound Immersive] skill and the atmosphere full of Buddhist charm disappeared...
"Pfft..."
Everyone who watched the live broadcast was amused by Li Haoran's shameless reversal. Li Hong burst out laughing directly, squinting his big eyes and laughing non-stop. It was so interesting to see Teacher Zhu Jun's gradually darkening face.
Zhu Jun's face was indeed a bit dark, he was not used to such a funny host, he smiled wryly and said, "Is there any other proverb?"
"Have."
Li Haoran nodded with a smile, and said in a magnetic voice: "In winter, the peasant woman found a snake frozen, and he took pity on it, so she put the snake in her body. The snake woke up after being warmed. The peasant woman died. Later, this story inspired With countless girls..."
"What's the reversal?"
"Cherish life and find a boyfriend."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Zhu Jun laughed along with the audience. After laughing, he asked a serious question: "Hao Ran, before you debuted, the image of a CCTV host was very serious, and he completed his work seriously and with peace of mind."
"But since you appeared, the host of CCTV has given ordinary people a different side. Many people like your mode of hosting very much and feel down-to-earth, but some people criticize you every day on the Internet, saying that you have lowered the host of the country. What do you think about the grades of people?".
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