In the beauty's coquettish reluctance, Li Haoran ran into the living room on slippers, knelt down and answered the phone, "Hello? This is Mushroom House, the most handsome customer service sincerely serves you..."
"Pfft!"
Hearing the laughter on the phone, Li Haoran raised his eyebrows, and said to Fatty who was chasing him in and Song Zuer who was watching the fun: "I'm sure it's a girl, the age of listening to the laughter is definitely very young, definitely not more than 30 years old , let me listen again!"
Fatty rolled his eyes depressedly, the female celebrity on the other end of the phone listened to Li Haoran's analysis logically, deliberately squeezed his throat and said: "I want to eat spicy carrots..."
Li Haoran interrupted him before he finished speaking, and said with a smile, "I'm sure, she is Liu Shishi."
The angle of view came to a certain crew in Hengdian, Liu Shishi was dumbfounded at the camera, and silently pointed to the phone, meaning you guys cheated, right? Can you guess this?
The director and the group shook their heads with black lines, how did they know that Li Haoran was cheating, who let him know that Liu Shishi was the only star who liked to eat carrots in his previous life! .
Chapter 270 Doesn't This Feeling Painful For You
Why did Li Haoran immediately recognize Liu Shishi's name when she mentioned spicy carrot?
The reason is simple, Li Haoran cheated.
Of course, it wasn't the program team who helped him cheat, but the cheating in his previous life. No one could detect the clues of cheating.
When Li Haoran checked Weibo in her previous life, she knew that Liu Shishi liked to eat carrots very much, especially the miniature carrots were her favorite, and she often ate them non-stop.
Just like Pang Di likes to eat yogurt lumps, which caused this toffee to be out of stock on Taobao, Liu Shishi has also caused such a sensational effect, how can we not be impressed.
Moreover, at the wedding of Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi not long after, Liu Shishi actually brought her own carrots to eat crunchy carrots in order to maintain her figure. Since then, Carrot Girl has become one of her labels.
She is the only female star in the entertainment industry with a sweet voice who likes to eat carrots, so Li Haoran said it directly, and the shocked Liu Shishi was dumbfounded, thinking that the program crew had cheated.
Chen Gezhou, who was in charge of the overall situation, and the assistant director looked at each other, rubbed their temples and smiled wryly: "You can guess this, it's a monster, open Liu Shishi's live broadcast room! There's no point in hiding it!"
"Ok."
When Liu Shishi was in a daze, her live broadcast room appeared on CCTV and Mango TV, and the fans who flocked in burst into laughter after seeing her stupid expression.
"Hahahaha, Liu Shishi's stunned expression is so stupid. She always looks gentle and elegant, but I didn't expect her to be quite cute."
"Liu Shishi followed in Pang Di's footsteps, and Pang Di was on the verge of crying!"
"Are CCTV hosts really that good? This judgment is too monstrous! Do they have an automatic sound scanning function?"
"I want to say, did you cheat on purpose?"
"Probably not. What the program group wants is the unexpected effect. If H6 knows the guests, it will be boring. If you want to blame, you can only blame Li Haoran's ears!"
"Because I was too free to watch the live broadcast all day, I took my mobile phone with me when I went to the toilet. I can guarantee that Li Haoran didn't know that the guest was Liu Shishi."
"I admire you, Brother Hun, how free you are!"
"..."
The fans laughed a lot, and Li Haoran also smiled and said: "Why don't you say anything, hehehe, if you guessed it, you will be hidden. Sister Shishi, who else is there besides you?"
Liu Shishi, who was full of curiosity, didn't get an answer. When he heard the words, he came back to his senses, squeezed his throat and shook his head, "You guessed wrong, I'm not Liu Shishi."
"An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a lack of clean-up. Be careful that I close the door and let Fatty..."
Before Li Haoran could finish his funny words, Fatty grabbed his ears and threatened with a smile: "Li Haoran, what did you just say? Say it again?"
Raising his hands, Li Haoran begged for mercy, "I mean, be careful when I close the door and let little H go, right, little H."
"Wang Wang Wang Wang..."
Little H barked twice, the dog's tail wagging back and forth, unable to understand what the owner was saying.
Little H barked twice, the dog's tail wagging back and forth, unable to understand what the owner was saying.
The barrage was filled with fear, and Liu Shishi was a little tired: "Brother, I made a phone call. Did you show affection and consider my feelings? Why did you make me feel like a light bulb?"
Curling his lips and letting go of Li Haoran, Fat Di picked up the phone from his raised hand, put it to his ear and said with a smile, "Sister Shishi, how are you? Long time no see!"
Liu Shishi, who was feeling tired, suddenly heard a female voice greet him so enthusiastically, and subconsciously replied, "Okay..."
Before the word "ah" came out of his mouth, Liu Shishi immediately reacted, couldn't help but rolled his eyes at the camera, and said without tears: "You are Fatty! You trick me!!"
"Hee hee hee……"
Fat Dixi smiled, made an OK gesture to the camera, and said pleasantly: "It's really Sister Shishi! I didn't expect you to be the guest of the fourth episode. Great, what do you want to eat?"
Rubbing his forehead with tired hands, Liu Shishi didn't intend to hide any more after being recognized one after another, and said with a wry smile: "Spicy carrots, minced meat vermicelli, steamed cod with mushrooms."
"Steamed cod with mushrooms, so troublesome!"
It was too late to take back the words that blurted out, Fatty could only squint his big eyes, and said with a sneer on Liu Shishi's black face: "Three dishes are for three people, only some spicy carrots are the best, sister Shishi, don't you?" I know how cheating the program team is, the raw materials are so expensive, we are too busy to pay off the debt..."
Listening to Fatty's chattering explanation, Liu Shishi felt a little more balanced. She ordered the most lovable spicy carrots, so it seemed that she wasn't blaming her.
As for the other two being complained by Fatty, there was nothing she could do to help them.
Muttering in his heart, fellow Taoist who is not dead, Liu Shishi smiled and said: ".` Fatty, we will come in a week, so prepare the dishes we ordered!"
"Sister Shishi, don't worry!"
"Goodbye."
"Goodbye."
After hanging up the phone, Fatty stared at Li Haoran with malicious intent, folded his arms and said with a smile: "Li Haoran, how did you know that it was Miss Shishi? You probably haven't met before, right? You listened too fast. Bar!"
"I haven't met." Li Haoran nodded.
Hearing this, Song Zuer was also curious, and asked: "Brother Haoran, how did you hear that? Is listening to voices a must-have skill for your CCTV host?"
The little girl asked the doubts in the hearts of many fans. Li Haoran smiled dumbly, shook his head and said: "No, no matter how powerful the CCTV host is, it is impossible to be so powerful. I guess there are other reasons."
"What is the original (good) cause?"
Song Zuer Qi Yi, while Fatty's expression became unfriendly, of course she hid it very well, and everyone didn't notice the abnormality.
Li Haoran sat up, stared at Fatty with a smile and said, "Come here with your ears." After speaking, he pointed to Song Zu'er and said, "Don't listen, kid."
Pouting her lips and stomping her feet in depression, Song Zuer said dissatisfiedly: "Brother Haoran is eccentric, I am 16 years old, not too young, so what can I not listen to!"
Ignoring the little girl's complaints and the fans' complaints, Li Haoran whispered in Pang Di's ear, "Isn't it because you know that when you are so hungry, you count the grains and eat old godmother, or you eat pickled mustard, When I ate it, my mouth tasted too bad and I spit it out. I feel sorry for you, so I searched for what you want to eat. When I knew you like eating yogurt lumps, I knew that she likes carrots. The article mentioned several female stars, including Miss Shishi."
Chapter 271 Fatty Is Crying
"It's not knowing that when you are so hungry, you count the grains to eat Laoganma, or you eat mustard, and when you eat it, you spit it out after eating it. I feel sorry for you, so I searched for what you want to eat, and I know you like it. Yogurt lumps..."
The crystal earlobes were red and itched by the hot air blown by Li Haoran, but Fat Di didn't notice it, the tip of Gao Ting's nose was involuntarily sour, and his big eyes were stained with water mist. , I can't be moved.
Participating in "Longing for Life" certainly made her popularity skyrocket, but after all, it was only two live broadcasts, and none of the official episodes was aired, nor was Li Haoran's high-profile performance. How could her popularity skyrocket just by being cute?
Besides, the number of people watching the live broadcast sounds super scary, easily more than 2000 million people, but if it is placed on the base of China's 14 billion population, this number is too small and not worthy of praise.
Chief director Chen Gezhou said that the number of fan accounts watching the live broadcast is actually less than 500 million, while the number of people watching variety shows on the Internet has already exceeded 5000 million, so if you want to be popular, you have to rely on the official version.
After all, it is an unbreakable truth that concentration is the essence. Watching live broadcasts all day long is easy to be aesthetically fatigued. The jokes and wonderful plots are too scattered, and the popularity will be diverted by more than a dozen stars.
In the end, the entertainment industry has to rely on the works to speak. 143 Fatty's cute, cute and smart side has certainly attracted many otaku fans, but unfortunately the proportion of female fans who watch the live broadcast is the majority, and there are not many people who like her.
This can be seen from Fatty's net worth, the appearance fee is only 10,000+, not even one-fifth of Li Haoran's, not even one-tenth of Yang Mi's.
Can this be considered red?
Fat Di has self-knowledge, she can clearly feel the growing gap between herself and Li Haoran.
In fact, she has a strong sense of inferiority when facing Li Haoran, and she is very afraid that Li Haoran's fans will say that she is not worthy of their idol, and forming a yearning CP is too flattering to her, she is not worthy, not qualified.
Hundreds of people, a thousand people speak a thousand words, not to mention Li Haoran's fans broke through the 500 million mark, there are not a few fans who say so, some fanatics even went to her Weibo to scold her.
Every time she sees such comments, Fat Di feels very sad, and will push herself to work harder, so that Li Haoran's fans can see her growth, until one day she feels that she is worthy of their idol.
Fat Di cares about the thoughts of Li Haoran's fans, and even more about Li Haoran's own thoughts!
When she heard that Li Haoran knew that she was counting grains to eat Laoganma, that she ate pickled mustard only after passing the taste and vomited it out, and that she liked to eat Inner Mongolian yogurt pimple candy, the emotion in her heart instantly melted the deep guarded heart. soul.
Li Haoran knew this, which proved that Li Haoran cared about her from the bottom of his heart, how could he not be moved by her attention?How can you not be happy?
Li Haoran didn't notice the slight change in Fatty's expression, so he resisted kissing the throbbing of her crystal earlobe, and said with a smile: "I said Fatty, I can understand that you don't eat to keep in shape, but... don't you know Inner Mongolia? Is the sugar content of yogurt lump sugar higher than ten meals you eat, you stupid!"
If Li Haoran was so funny in the past, Fatty would definitely chase him and 'beat' him. Now his heart was filled with emotion, he ignored this guy's funny comparison, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Li Haoran, would you like not to drink for the rest of your life? Do you not eat pork?"
After finishing speaking, Fatty turned his head, and stared at Li Haoran with a pair of big eyes expectantly. Those anxious eyes were afraid that Li Haoran would say the answer she didn't want in her heart!
pity……
"What?"
Maybe it was because the happiness came too suddenly, Li Haoran was a little confused, except that he didn't hear it clearly, the straight male cancer attributes occupied his brain by some strange coincidence.
At this moment, what Li Haoran thought was not why Pang Di would ask such a question, but how boring it would be if he couldn't drink in the future, he froze after blinking his eyes, and it also cooled Pang Di's newly ignited heart.
At this moment, what Li Haoran thought was not why Pang Di would ask such a question, but how boring it would be if he couldn't drink in the future, he froze after blinking his eyes, and it also cooled Pang Di's newly ignited heart.
After waiting for ten seconds and still not getting the expected answer, Pang Di couldn't help but get reddened eye circles, quickly restrained himself, bared his teeth and said, "If you don't brush your teeth after eating, it smells like garlic, it stinks to death!"
After finishing speaking, he stomped out of the living room, but how could he hide that expression, the camera was filming it, and everyone could see the red circles around his eyes clearly.
The barrage suddenly exploded...
"Fuck! Why are Fatty's eyes red, why are they red? What did Li Haoran say?"
"Damn Li Haoran, I just guessed that he had no good intentions, so he was taking the opportunity to pick up girls!"
"It shouldn't be the pick-up girl, right? Picking up the girl will make Fatty look like this. Is there something wrong with Li Haoran and Liu Shishi? Is Fatty jealous?"
"What happened? Why do I feel weird? Who can tell me!"
"Damn the director team, can you buy some advanced radio equipment, I can't hear clearly and watch a live broadcast! If this happens, I will close the live broadcast room."
"Are you willing to?"
"Damn it... I'm not willing to part with it!!"
"..."
The barrage fryer, the fans are in a hurry, they are so curious about this unsolved mystery, they are eager to know what Li Haoran said?
It's a pity that the camera was not aimed at Li Haoran's mouth, and the lip-language experts couldn't translate it, so we could only petition for the two to solve the confusion themselves, but is it possible? ?
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