The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Just about to refuse, Director Cui continued: "Tonight's women's football team's opponent is our neighbor Chaomo team. They arranged a national live broadcast, and they also arranged for their most powerful hostess to explain the game."

"so what?"

"So you need to partner with the hostess Chaomo to explain tonight's game. You are the only one in Taiwan who understands Korean, and you are the closest..."

Listening to Cui Yan's words, Li Haoran's mind was filled with the hostesses wearing Goryeo costumes, and when they shouted in their unique tone, "Pick me up with green onions, Smecta!", he couldn't help feeling goosebumps all over his body. pimple. .

Chapter 235 System Tasks

The host of Chaomo TV Station has always been a strange flower in the industry. The image given to people is sonorous and powerful, full of spirit, as if they want to use their voice to deter Japanese imperialism.

Its impassioned and impassioned tone of broadcast has formed a distinctive style in the world. It is unique and self-contained, causing countless netizens to laugh.

Numerous domestic netizens commented: Every time I hear Chaomo’s news program, I’m getting fertilized. The hostess’s gnashing-toothed and impassioned Smecta appearance is really scary! !

In the eyes of Li Haoran, the hosts of Chaomo, who are full of emotion and immerse themselves in the scene, he cannot imitate them, even with the blessings of [Calm Joker] and [King Talk Show].

If you want to imitate the pronunciation skills of the host Chaomo, you can refer to the singing method of Mr. Tengger. You need to use external force to squeeze|press the abdomen and the cavity, so as to increase the comedy effect brought by the high-speed airflow impacting the vocal cords, so that the pronunciation Extra sonorous and powerful.

Of course, Li Haoran felt that if these colleagues of his were not powerful, they would have to dig the whole family, and then they would be powerful. Jin Pangpang's majesty is not easy.

Thinking wildly in my heart, Cui Yan on the other end of the phone ordered: "Because the AIA broadcasts the national broadcast, so this time 03 is a political mission, we must not lose face in front of the neighbors, you have to go to the scene to explain it personally, Cheer for the women's football players, it's best to use your influence to attract fans to watch the game..."

As soon as Li Haoran heard that he had been promoted to a political mission, and remembered the thick stack of party constitutions, Li Haoran knew that he could not refuse, rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said: "Ahem, the old man is not too cold about Chaomo, nor is he very fond of football. I have a cold, but I admire the national treasure-level hostess of Chaomo who "cracks the enemy's liver and gallbladder". .”

After Li Haoran finished speaking, the fans who watched the live broadcast burst out laughing, Li Haoran is really Li Haoran, your uncle is indeed your uncle, you can be so coquettish when you take on a task, I am convinced!

"Hahahahaha... Li Haoran is so funny, can you talk to the CCTV leader like that? Is this the CCTV I know?"

"6666666"

"I see wages burning..."

"Suddenly I'm really looking forward to Li Haoran's commentary on the football game. With his motto, he should be able to explain it very well!"

"On the contrary, I'm curious how Li Haoran merged with the hostess Chao Moss, and how did Li Haoran pick me up with a green onion?"

"Tonight's CCTV five live broadcast, I'm looking forward to it!"

"..."

The bullet screen was full of joy and discussions. Cui Yan, who was watching the live broadcast, stared at Li Haoran's intentionally angry expression, and said angrily, "Say-people-talk."

"Mansai, Smecta!"

A hoarse laughter came from his iceberg-like throat, and Cui Yan said to himself: "We need to discuss the wages you haven't deducted..."

"Absolutely guaranteed to get the job done."

"Work hard."

"clear."

Hanging up Cui Yan's phone, Li Haoran stared at the camera, and said sonorously in the tone of the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala: "Dear fellow villagers, citizens of Hangzhou, if you are watching the live broadcast, please go to the Lark Cloud Football Stadium tonight, where There will be a great game, the tickets are free, you can’t get a loss, you can’t be fooled.”

Hanging up Cui Yan's phone, Li Haoran stared at the camera, and said sonorously in the tone of the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala: "Dear fellow villagers, citizens of Hangzhou, if you are watching the live broadcast, please go to the Lark Cloud Football Stadium tonight, where There will be a great game, the tickets are free, you can’t get a loss, you can’t be fooled.”

After thinking about it, Li Haoran continued: "If the fellow villagers can fill the entire stadium tonight, I will sing a new song for the fellow villagers on the spot."

"So in order to give a beautiful and unforgettable impression to my good neighbors, citizens of Hangzhou, you must work hard, and you must give me strength to defeat the female anchor Chaomo..."

"..."

The CCTV bully asked him to ask for leave, but the "Longing for Life" program team didn't dare to stop it at all. After discussing with the director Chen Gezhou and the assistant director, they decided that the program team should follow Li Haoran all the time, and the live commentary would not be delayed.

With the approval of Chen Gezhou, Li Haoran bid farewell to the reluctant Fatty, and went to the field to "ask for leave" from Huang Lei, He Jiong and the others. He got the vacation very warmly and agreed to come back tomorrow.

Although Li Lianjie regretted not being able to use the opportunity of curing the disease to successfully clear his name, he did not show anything because he was old and mature. He believed that the program team would give him this opportunity.

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After a tiring journey, Li Haoran finally arrived at his hometown Hangzhou at [-]:[-] pm.

There was less than an hour before the start of the game, Li Haoran did not dare to go home, and urged the driver Hu Wenjun to come to the Lark Cloud Football Stadium without stopping.

It was already 07:30 by the time we got to the stadium, the lights were on, and there was a sea of ​​people outside the stadium, and the heat wave was raging. The citizens of Hangzhou gave Li Haoran, a kid from his hometown, the most enthusiastic support.

"Li Haoran, Li Haoran, Li Haoran..."

"Oooo!!!"

When Li Haoran stepped out of the RV calmly and handsomely, the citizens waiting outside the football field cheered deafeningly. If the security guards didn't stop them, they would really rush up and trample their idols to death.

There were too many citizens, and the security forces were seriously insufficient. Li Haoran didn't dare to spend too much time on Plaza 783. He bowed and said a few words of thanks, and quickly walked into the VIP passage under the escort of the security guards.

All the way down to the work area led by the five sets of CCTV staff, in the temporary make-up area, accept the make-up by Luo Qiang, the exclusive girly make-up artist.

Putting on the slim and well-fitting silver-gray suit again, and putting on the pomade that made the flies look split, he was in a mess of seriousness and handsomeness.

Closing his eyes and allowing Luo Qiang to paint and paint, Li Haoran silently recited the football information he had memorized on the road, confirming that the resumes of the players on both sides were basically memorized in his heart, and some thoughts echoed in his mind, which gave him more confidence in this commentary up.

"Should be able to complete the task in a satisfactory manner!"

Li Haoran was thinking in his heart, at this moment, the system that had been silent for a long time actually sounded a clear voice, announcing the task.

"Congratulations to the host for triggering the task of [Make Women's Football Brilliant]. Please beat all satellite TV programs in tonight's live broadcast and occupy the top spot in the ratings at the same time. If the task is successful, you will be rewarded with a variety show opportunity. If the task fails, you will suffer from heat stroke during the live broadcast." Vomit all over."

After listening to the system prompt, Li Haoran did not forget his original intention and cursed: "Damn the system, can the punishment be changed to something normal? Why is it so disgusting every time? Why? Ah!!".

Chapter 236 The Poor Cannot Be Poor in Shandong

At eight o'clock in the evening, the semi-finals of the 2014 Women's Football Asian Cup kicked off at the Lark Cloud Stadium as scheduled.

The stadium, which can accommodate 3 people, was full of seats, and there was a lot of voices, shoulders and heels, and the hustle and bustle. Li Haoran's influence in Hangzhou can be seen.

The women's football team and the Chaomo women's football team, who have never seen so many people, each occupy a half of the court for warming up. From their expressions, it can be seen that they are very nervous | and are very uncomfortable with tonight's boiling home court.

I have to say that the women's football girls are really pitiful. With a salary of several thousand yuan a month, they bring glory and trophies to the country time and time again. The attention they receive is really not worthy of their honor!

And the country still has such a group of athletes, they are not training machines in the national system, their daily expenses come from corporate sponsorship, not taxpayer money, and they never thank the country for thanking the government after the game.

They always play with a relaxed attitude, even though they know that medals will never be with them, although they fail every time they play, they persevere after repeated defeats, and they interpret the Olympic spirit very well.

There is no doubt that they are the Huaxia Men's Football Team!

As soon as football is mentioned, Chinese people will subconsciously think of the national football players who make them sick, and the barrage in Li Haoran's live broadcast room immediately scolds.

……

"There are a lot of women's football players who are fat and strong, and their tendons have not warmed up. I really don't know if Ma Yun is blind to sponsor these people?"

"That's right! Boss Ma Yun, don't you feel panicked as you pay more than one billion yuan a year to those trash?"

"To be honest, a considerable part of my pleasure in watching football comes from: it's rare to see such a group of multi-millionaires running with red faces and thick necks, and falling on their backs. I really hate the rich and have a dark mind!"

"Huaxia Men's Football: Our quality is not high, our level is not high, but our salary is high, and you are mad at you."

"If you spend 1990 yuan from 1000 and bet on every national football game, you will now have about 459 million yuan. Stocks, bank financing? Don't be ridiculous, what else is more stable than the national football team?!"

"Not every kind of football is called Telunsu, and not every team is called Telunsu. The Huaxia football team, which has been professionally losing for 30 years, has been imitated and never surpassed. We don't score goals, we are just football Porter. National Football Team Financial Management! Worth having! Looking forward to your participation from the end!"

"..."

Looking at the plain women's football girls, the fans who watched the live broadcast yelled at the national football team for their incompetence. The jokes were frequently made, and the national football players who were killed were shot again.

The live broadcast of "Longing for Life" is very influential. At this time, a large group of national football players watched the live broadcast. After seeing the dense barrage, they were speechless and choked with tears, cursing Mother Haoran to death in their hearts!

At this time, Li Haoran, who was scolded by the national football team, went handsomely to the live broadcast room, walked into the live broadcast room with Li Chunji, the hostess of "AIA" in traditional costumes, and sat down at the table with the national flags of their respective countries.

"We are also the host of CCTV Sports Channel! I can do anything!"

Smiling at the "Longing for Life" camera crew who have been tracking and filming him, Li Haoran sat down and looked around, picked up the football commemorative cup on the table, looked at it, put it down and looked at the person named Li Chunji Comrade.

They met in the dressing room half an hour ago, and apart from the polite greeting from Marquis Wen, the two of them didn't chat a few words. Obviously, they both had the awareness that they should not talk too much about each other.

As an angry youth, Li Haoran hates this so-called friendly country no less than Han Guo. He thinks this country is just a white-eyed wolf, and an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf is sometimes more disgusting than Han Guo.

As an angry youth, Li Haoran hates this so-called friendly country no less than Han Guo. He thinks this country is just a white-eyed wolf, and an unfamiliar white-eyed wolf is sometimes more disgusting than Han Guo.

However, the mission of CCTV comes first, and the interests of the country are the most important. In order to convey the enthusiasm of the Chinese people to the common people of the friendly countries, he can only endure the discomfort and explain this political football match with the middle-aged Obasan.

Li Haoran knew that Li Chunji knew Chinese, so he said directly in Chinese: "Miss Li, shall we start now?"

Nodding her head, Li Chunji also knew that Li Haoran knew Goryeo, so she replied directly in Smecta: "Yes, let's start!"

Shrugging his shoulders, Li Haoran gave the CCTV cameraman an OK gesture. After the three-two-one gesture comparison, he started handsomely: "CCTV, CCTV, this is a set of CCTV Sports Channel and Chaomo TV. I am the host of the 2014 Women's Football Asian Cup, which will be broadcast live in parallel."

Korean: "I am the host Li Chunji."

With the grand opening of the two, the signal flew across thousands of mountains and rivers, and Li Haoran's handsome and handsome figure appeared on the CCTV sports channel of thousands of households.

His appearance directly shocked countless viewers who accidentally jumped to this channel, and they all exclaimed when did Li Haoran go to the sports channel?

Undoubtedly, the ratings of Central Five began to skyrocket...

In the live broadcast room, after Li Chunji introduced herself in a recitation-like tone, Li Haoran magnetically said: "Now we see that the players of the two teams are warming up. The starting roster is similar to what the media predicted before the game. Both teams have deployed the strongest team available. Obviously, the girls of the women's football team hope to win this game, break out of the encirclement as soon as possible, and enter the final on the land of the motherland!"

"For the women's football team, due to the injury of the main striker Ma Xiaoxu, the head coach Han Sheng sent a young player Zhang Rui. I wonder if this young player can withstand the pressure and become a blockbuster in the Women's Football Asian Cup?"

After Li Haoran finished speaking, Li Chunji continued in a tone that was enough to scare the enemy (Li Zhao) out of his guts: "Crazy stab me with green onions, a gay doctor beat him to death impulsively, you need to use douche liquid to wash your pussy, you can't be poor even if you are poor Shandong ..."

"Damn it, it was too fierce, I was startled, I opened my mouth to kneel 23333"

"I'm really confident, I was shocked when I opened my mouth!"

"Powder Liu Ming!"

"Actually! I think it's very ethnic, and it's so awesome. The howling of this voice scared nine out of ten, and one passed out."

"Hahahahaha... Shandong cannot be poor even if you are poor. The people of Shandong thank you!"

"The people of Shandong express their gratitude!"

"Damn it, another root of all evil in the ghost and animal series!"

"Suddenly feel that Li Haoran's opening is too weak, is it true? But she is not as excited as she is!"

ps: I recommend everyone to watch this video.