Thinking in his heart, Fat Di opened his smoky eyes and looked carefully, and recognized the guests, hid behind the tree, and said with a smile: "It's brother Yuan Hong and sister Zhang Xiyi, I didn't expect the guests of the second issue to be the two of them. He lied to us that he was the Kung Fu Emperor Li Lianjie!"
"Brother Yuan Hong, sister Zhang Xiyi..."
After hearing Fat Di's address, Li Haoran's face was full of black lines, he squatted down and turned his head, complaining: "Pang Di, you are doing it wrong, calling everyone either senior or elder brother and sister, why come to me and kill Li Haoran one by one , one mouthful annoys you to death, one mouthful hates it, is there still - love?"
"A little bit..."
"A little bit..."
The answer Li Haoran got was Fatty's funny grimace, and his 'depressed' expression became even more 'depressed', which made everyone watching the live broadcast laugh out loud.
Li Haoran didn't say that he didn't know, but when he said it was true, it seemed that the two of them were like "enemies" from the beginning...
Damn the program group, CP is so annoying!
The funny was successful, Fatty smiled and said: "What do you want me to call you?"
"I have to call out no matter what... my brother!"
Li Haoran's words were undoubtedly condemned by netizens, and Fatty also chased after him to "beat him violently" in shame, and said angrily: "Kill you, kill you... I was born in 92, and you were born in 94. You should Just call me sister."
When being 'beaten' by Fatty, Li Haoran hurriedly covered his face, preserved his handsome appearance, and said loudly: "Who told you that I was born in 94? My household registration is too small. My real age is June 1992, 6. No. 2 was born in glory in the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of Hangzhou Second Hospital."
"June 1992, 6?!" Fatty stared at his smoky eyes with an expression of disbelief.
Li Haoran stood up, raised a finger, and said with a smile, "Just a day older than you, but an hour older, even a minute older!"
Fatty finally realized that this guy was teasing him, grabbed his neck, bared his teeth and said, "You were born with glory, I think you did it on purpose, call me sister."
"No, unless you call me brother."
"..."
In the endless "argument" between Mingjie and Mingge, Li Haoran and Fatty took a small path back to the mushroom house.
Putting down the reward, Li Haoran sat under the awning in the middle of the courtyard, and said with a smile: "Mr. He, Mr. Huang, Dahua, the guests are here, and they are in the village now!"
He Jiong took the Coke from Fatty's hand with joy and hugged it in his arms, with a happy expression on his face. Hearing this, he looked at Li Haoran and asked curiously, "Who is it?"
Li Haoran was about to let them guess with a smile, when his obedient classmate Fatty immediately raised his hand and broke the news: "It's brother Yuan 017 Hong and sister Zhang Xiyi."
"...!!!" Li Haoran.
Hearing this, Huang Lei nodded thoughtfully, while Dahua scratched his head trying to search for these two people.Because he has been in Han Country's entertainment circle all year round, he is not familiar with most of the lesser-known stars in China.
Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi have participated in "Happy Camp" for a long time. He Jiong is very familiar with them. After a moment of surprise, he said: "It's them! I know, they are going to get married. It’s coming to our mushroom house to spread dog food!”
Holding ten catties of beef, Huang Lei looked up and down with a smile and said, "Don't be afraid, I want to show affection. Our cornfield is a good place, our rice field is a good place, and our beehives are a good place."
Li Haoran gave a thumbs up in admiration, raised his sword eyebrows and said with a mean smile: "I hate the god Ma Xiuenai who sprinkles dog food the most, Mr. Huang, I think we have to buy a lot of raw materials, which will make the two of them exhausted, knowing that drinking water will not forget How important is the truth of the well digger!"
Li Haoran's casual words fell, and the Internet immediately exploded.
These words reminded fans of what happened last night on Weibo's hot search list, when Li Haoran crushed Teacher Wang Feng and Zhang Ziyi.
The meme that hates showing affection and never forgets the well digger when drinking water is still on fire! ! .
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"Li Haoran is loyal enough, man enough, I like you!"
"Wow! Li Haoran is indeed an upright boy, he dares to make an international chapter in the show, to avenge his brother, admiration!"
"It is said that when Li Haoran first joined CCTV, his elder brother Sa Baning took good care of him. The relationship between the two has always been very good. Now it seems that the rumors are true."
"I hope that Li Haoran can participate in Sa Ba Ning's show and help my brother get out of the shadow of broken love. It must be very funny for the two of you to host together."
"Li Haoran: The hair is gone without a trace, and the dandruff is more outstanding. You don't know that Mr. Wang's smile last night is brighter than that piece of shit of Little H in the sun!"
"Freedom of love, everyone should not scold me like that! (laughs and cries)"
"..."
There was a lot of discussion in the barrage in the live broadcast room, and fans expressed their opinions, hundreds of people said a hundred words, thousands of people said a thousand words, jokes appeared in it, and the gags looked very funny.
Li Haoran also didn't know that his unintentional words might offend two big stars, one of the top figures in the film and music world, one of the representatives.
Of course, even knowing Li Haoran doesn't care.
The most popular fried chicken of CCTV, the excellent employee who was named and praised by the director, and the fourth place in the annual list of top ten young people, who is afraid of coming?
Li Haoran will not offend other celebrities for no reason, he does not need to do that kind of thing, but if other celebrities understand him wrongly, or if they understand him correctly but want to rely on his popularity to hype him, he will not Not afraid.
Also, if he knew that Sa Ba Ning was cuckolded last night, he would definitely tell his fans: Don't be an eunuch messing with the emperor's heart, I don't feel sorry for senior brother Sa Ba Ning at all, what are you in a hurry for?
It is good for the international chapter to leave voluntarily. Only then will Senior Brother Sa Ning usher in a truly brilliant life, his career will reach the pinnacle of his life, and he will truly become the deputy director and win Bai Fumei. Looking forward to it!
If there were no accidents in history, Sa Baining's wife would be a fair-skinned and beautiful Caucasian girl, her name was Li Bai, she was so white that she dazzled Sa Baining's eyes at night.
Mrs. Sabaning's career is very high. There are only four or five Guinness record examiners in the world. The job is easy, the salary is good, she is beautiful, and she is willing to hide behind the scenes. It is [-] times better than the international chapter.
It's too late to be happy for my senior brother, so I still need to comfort him?
Fans think too much! !
Li Haoran naturally didn't know about these things, so he continued to come up with bad ideas, and said with a smile: "How about we buy a chicken worth 500 corns? Then buy some drinks for 500 corns...〃`..."
Hearing this, Dahua applauded with a rippling smile on his face, and agreed, "I want to eat beggar's chicken."
Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't laugh or cry. Looking at the rhythm, how did "Longing for Life" become a whole-person show? Can that show still be the life that people yearn for?
Young man, what a skin! !
Li Haoran and Dahua were enthusiastically discussing how to squeeze out the value of Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi. Fat Di rolled his eyes and raised his hand to propose: "Mr. Huang, can I have chicken tonight? Before we leave, Miss Mi Mi asked me to have Persuade Teacher Huang to stew that big rooster, and no matter what she does, she will be there as soon as possible... Puff!"
After Fatty finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing out loud. Li Haoran and the others all burst into laughter after being stunned for a moment. The barrage of 6666 directly showed their admiration for the goddess.
After Fatty finished speaking, he couldn't help laughing out loud. Li Haoran and the others all burst into laughter after being stunned for a moment. The barrage of 6666 directly showed their admiration for the goddess.
The ancients never lied to me!
Only women and villains are difficult to raise, this sentence is absolutely true!
Yang Mi is really vengeful, isn't it because he was caught by a big cock and killed his buttocks?Do you need to hold a grudge?
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Li Haoran laughed out loud, thinking of the picture of the big rooster's claws tearing Yang Mi trembling in his mind, his heart felt itchy involuntarily.
This bitch's buttocks are not much worse than Fatty's. If you can hold it in your hand and taste it carefully, the taste should be very... so cool! !
Huang Lei couldn't help but shake his head firmly after laughing and said, "Dabai is a member of our family, so you can't eat it..."
beep ring...
Amidst the laughter, the phone in the living room of Mushroom House rang. The five people and one dog looked at each other, with smiles of insight on their faces, and said in unison: "The routine...here it is, hehehehe! Kill them all! "
"`々Wow, woof..."
"Who will pick it up?"
"Go, let's pick it up together."
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On the asphalt road leading to Heling Village in Tonglu County, a black commercial car was driving steadily and at a constant speed. The "Longing for Life" log on the body was very conspicuous, indicating that there were guests of this issue sitting inside.
At the same time, Mango TV and CCTV opened five live broadcast rooms almost at the same time. Needless to say, Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi, the names of Zhou Xingchi, Jackie Chan and Li Lianjie were marked on them, which immediately made the fans go crazy.
From the perspective of Li Haoran and Fatty's live broadcast, fans already know that the guests of this episode are Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi, the couple who are about to get married.
Just as Li Haoran guessed, after the confirmation, the fans are still a little disappointed in their hearts. Although they don't hate the two of them, they don't like them crazily either.
In the age of traffic, what fans are chasing crazily are Li Yifeng, b (Qian Lihao) aby, and the four major traffic niches who have recently become popular, or Hu Ge and Wang Baoqiang.
Now seeing these three live broadcast rooms, disappointed fans realized that Yuan Hong and Zhang Xiyi were just appetizers, and the well-deserved three heavenly kings of the Xiangjiang film industry were today's main dish.
For those who pay attention to the Chinese entertainment industry, Xiangjiang in the 90s is so dazzling, the four heavenly kings, Huang Jiaju, Zhang Guorong...
If these people can represent the Xiangjiang music scene and half of the film industry, then Li Lianjie, Zhou Xingchi, and Jackie Chan can represent the Xiangjiang film industry. They are all the brightest stars of that era, legends engraved in the history of entertainment.
And today the three of them legends appeared together in the live broadcast. They had such big wrists that they didn't even dare to think about it. It was indeed unexpected.
But it's really amazing, CCTV Baba's ability is really different, give CCTV Baba a thumbs up first! ! .
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Surprised fans guessed right, for Zhou Xingchi, Jackie Chan, and Li Lianjie to be able to land together on "Longing for Life", apart from Li Lianjie needing the medical treatment of Li Haoran, the other two are able to come, thanks to CCTV's contribution.
For the Chinese entertainment industry, the variety shows in 2014 are actually very prosperous. The popularity of "The Voice of China", "Run Brother", "Longing for Life" and "Song of China" is amazing.
Mango TV and Tianzhilan produce the most programs, but the stars invited are basically those born in the 80s and 90s. Wang Zulan and baby are Hong Kong artists, and they are not representative at all. How could they be the two of them in the former Eastern Hollywood? able to represent.
There are many reasons why the aging legendary kings are reluctant to join popular variety shows, except that they are too old to play games that look stupid, and the programs produced by young people are not high enough to invite them.
"Longing for Life" is different. This program advocates a quiet and leisurely farm life, and self-sufficient pastoral fun. It is very suitable for the older generation of stars to come and relive the farm years.
Moreover, CCTV Baba's style is high enough, and his network is wide enough, which contributed to the guest lineup that made fans so excited-the three kings of the golden age.
In fact, if you think about it, you can understand that the director of CCTV and the leaders of radio and television are swapping seats, and CCTV is the will of radio and television in charge of the 930 piece of culture.
There are radio and television, the town house monster, that suppresses the entire entertainment industry, and CCTV really has very few people who can't invite them. Most people have to think twice if they want to refuse, unless they really don't want to hang out in the mainland.
Obviously, the three heavenly kings all want to mix in the mainland.
Jackie Chan's high yield has been like a sow in the past few years, and the film is scheduled until 2021. I don't know if his son's prodigal speed is higher than his old paper's output speed. If you don't work hard, you can't do it. Anyway, the high yield is scary.
Today, the mainland ticket warehouse is the second largest ticket warehouse in the world after North America, with an annual income of 368 billion yuan. By 2017, the mainland ticket warehouse will rank first in the world, with a big cake of 599 billion yuan a year. If you don't want to give up, Brother Jackie Chan will only give up if he is stupid.
Master Xing has a good reputation, but he loves money very much, and he also buys his feelings every few years, so that fans in the mainland will repay the movie tickets owed to him, and pay them back again and again.
"Journey to the West: Conquering the Devil" created a box office of 10 billion last year, and "The Mermaid", which has been completed this year, will be released after the Olympics, and he will not give up this big (adfj) cake.
Li Lianjie is the worst one. His first goal is not to make money, not to increase exposure. He took the initiative to participate in "Longing for Life" this time. Apart from seeing a doctor, he also needs to clear his name.
Otherwise, with Li Lianjie's status, why would he go to such troubles to participate in some sub-programs?
It was easy for him to see Li Haoran, and it was even easier to pay for Li Haoran to see a doctor.
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