The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

The applause fell, and the third brother Gupta, who was trying to calm himself, finally caught the opportunity to defend himself, and said loudly in curry-flavored Korean: "Let me explain that India has not developed for a long time, and there are indeed such and other problems. But looking at the current economic growth in the world, India's GDP growth rate is the highest in the world, at 7.5%, and China doesn't have that much now."

"That's how it looks like."

Li Haoran interrupted Gupta, who was not good at words, and violently said in the face of this buddy who was about to cry: "Last year, India's GDP growth rate was 7.5%, China's was 6.8%, and the US emperor's was 2.9%. The ranking of the world economy is the United States with the lowest GDP growth rate, the first in China, the second in China, and the ninth in India. What does this mean? It means that the scale of GDP is different, and the data does not represent anything.”

Everyone nodded, Li Haoran looked at Gupta Cope and said: "Brother, from the data point of view, discarding other factors, Yindu's plate is small, so it is easier to grow. The bigger the plate, the harder it is to grow. It is a general rule. Indus surpasses Huaxia Nothing, Bibi manufacturing, mechanical motors, aircraft missiles, aerospace engineering, and people's lives are simply not at the same level."

"GDP does not fully represent the data of the economy, and you, India, have changed the method of GDP statistics, which is artificial data. What is your ability?"

Gupta's face was extremely embarrassing, and Li Haoran said without fear: "No wonder when India's GDP growth rate was announced, the world was in an uproar, saying that India's GDP growth rate was artificially increased, and when China announced it, it was said that we artificially decreased the data. Dude , Look at them, only you Yindu are drunk in your own dreams, and you say that you surpass us, it is really unethical!"

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Certification, certification!!"

Everyone laughed, and they certified that China’s GDP growth rate has been decreasing in the past two years, but its international influence has been increasing day by day. Whenever China publishes GDP data, many foreign experts clamor that China has reduced its data, and strategic deceptions have appeared again. Yes, Li Haoran didn't tell lies!

Chapter 19 Fearless against all enemies (4/5 for collection)

"Hahahaha, Li Haoran is so cool, it's a complete slap!!"

"Li Haoran's thinking is too clear, comparing with him is just scolding!!"

"..."

The round table conference room was full of laughter, and Gupta, who had been reduced to a laughing stock, trembled with shame and anger, wishing to stage a full-scale martial arts show to prove Ah San's greatness.

But the terms fear and kung fu, he endured it!

The three hosts, Yu Shirun, looked at each other, feeling anxious. From the beginning to now, Li Haoran has dominated the show, and Asan Gupta has been completely reduced to a foil. This is not going to work, and we must find a way to stop it.

Tyler Luo Xu, the representative of the US emperor who had been sitting on the Diaoyutai, sensed the anxiety of the three hosts, and the director's voice sounded in his earpiece, he sat up and said, "Li Haoran, what you said to Yindu should be our speech to Huaxia. What you say is right!"

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"God Luo Xu assists! It's a home run when you come on stage!"

"Pfft! This knife is very good, God's knife!!"

"..."

The increasingly powerful Huaxia was not welcomed by the mainstream Western world. Seeing Li Haoran's limelight, everyone who wanted to be famous was already upset.Seeing Luo Xu make a move at this time, they all screamed and laughed, and the atmosphere was super enthusiastic.

Yu Shiyun, who had achieved his goal, laughed and knocked on the table with a hammer. He compared his hands and said, "China compares the total GDP with India, and the US emperor compares the total GDP with China. It's wonderful!!"

Feeling the strong malice except for the Ba Tie brothers, Li Haoran's expression froze, turned his head to look at Luo Xu beside him, and rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Dude...can you let me finish talking first? Is that okay?"

Li Haoran was speechless, he was mad at Ah San, he was having a good time, what are you messing with?Let me have a good time, won't you?

Luo Xu was very satisfied with his coquettish appearance, he laughed happily, and secretly sighed that the strength of the country really is the confidence to speak, Huaxia's madness against India was not discussed, and his great American emperor's madness against Huaxia was still without discussion, cool!

Luo Xu felt Li Haoran's depression, smiled and blinked and said: "Let me just say, Li Haoran, when you comment on others, can you see who can comment on you, how much is China's total GDP from the US emperor? "

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Seeing Luo Xu commenting on Huaxia triumphantly, with Brother Ah San helping out, Li Haoran quickly covered Luo Xu's mouth amidst the laughter of the audience, and directly staged an "act of force". The audience burst into laughter.

The whole audience was laughing, and Lin Yuner behind the director's seat was already laughing until she burst into tears. Unexpectedly, Li Haoran, who looked awkward and speechless, looked quite cute! !

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"I knew Li Haoran was going to be besieged!"

"..."

All the representatives laughed happily, and the three hosts were even more ecstatic, making the atmosphere even more enthusiastic by constantly exaggerating.

It's not easy to see Li Haoran deflated, just keep it going, keep it going!

Li Haoran covering Luo Xu's mouth is of course not out of embarrassment, "Non-Summit Talks" is a variety show after all, and it needs to show funny skills, blindly strong is too easy to stereotype him.

The goal was achieved, and Li Haoran knew how to respond when he thought about it in the king's talk show. He directly spread his hands and said not to be outdone: "Luo Xu, your US emperor owes us [-] trillion US dollars in foreign debts, which is more expensive than India's. The GDP for two years is more than that, so pay back the money quickly.”

The goal was achieved, and Li Haoran knew how to respond when he thought about it in the king's talk show. He directly spread his hands and said not to be outdone: "Luo Xu, your US emperor owes us [-] trillion US dollars in foreign debts, which is more expensive than India's. The GDP for two years is more than that, so pay back the money quickly.”

"...!!" Luo Xu.

The blow back was really powerful. Luo Xu, who was complacent, was stunned, and he was speechless. Just now he mocked that China's GDP is not as good as his own. Now they have to pay back the money by themselves. .

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"The emperor of the United States will admit it! Hahahaha!!"

"..."

China is not welcomed by the Western mainstream world, and the practice of US imperialism domineering, accusing other countries at will, and acting as the world's policeman is also unpopular, so Li Haoran's words fell, and the atmosphere at the scene became extremely lively.

The three of Yu Shiyun felt as uncomfortable as if they had eaten poop, what the hell would they be able to fight back from the Jedi?How many cores does your brain have?Why did Mao react so quickly? ?

Feeling unhappy, as the host always has to adjust the atmosphere, Jin Xuanmao said with a smile: "Although the US emperor owes China [-] trillion US dollars in national debt, this cannot erase the fact that China's total GDP is indeed less than that of the US emperor!"

Having successfully taken the initiative, Li Haoran was unwilling to make too much fuss about this issue, and said frankly: "China is indeed far behind the US Emperor, so to be honest, China has only one opponent."

"who is it?"

Of course Cheng Shijing knew who it was, but it didn't prevent him from asking, it would only be popular if a Chinese person said it himself!

"America Emperor is American Emperor."

Li Haoran was very sure of what he said, he didn't care if this sentence could be said publicly, in his opinion, this sentence was the truth, since he dared to do it, there is nothing he dared not say.

At worst, go back and write a review with the director of the bureau, crying bitterly, making it more difficult for the work of the strategic deception bureau! !

And Li Haoran's affirmative words immediately made Luo Xu feel arrogant. There is only one opponent in Huaxia's eyes, not Maozi, Gallic Rooster, or Daying. This is important. Do you envy me?

All right!People are cheap species, no matter which country people are eager to get the attention of other countries, even the United States and China are like this, but they are not as crazy as Han and India!

Luo Xu's expression was full of pride, Li Haoran did not stop his performance, paused, turned to Gupta and said, "The US Emperor is China's only opponent, and India is to us..."

Having said that, Li Haoran paused again, and all the anxious representatives stretched their necks to listen. They knew that this straightforward boy would definitely say something honest again, and they must not miss it.

Sure enough, Li Haoran did not disappoint them, and said with a disgusted expression on his face: "...It is Yindu."

"Hahahahaha! This is the confidence given by the strength of the country!"

"I'm laughing to death, India is India, strength is disgusting! It's too awesome!"

"Li Haoran really dare to say it! I believe that China is a democratic country!"

"..."

The laughter in the audience was deafening. As a victim, Gupta almost peed in anger. I have never seen someone who despises people so much. I have never seen someone who dislikes people so much. What is India is India? Why are you cursing? !What's the matter with being so ignorant?

Chapter 20 Hate the Sky, Hate the Earth, Hate the Air (5/5 for collection)

If there is a later stage at this time, the grief-stricken expression of Gupta, the representative of India, will definitely be rendered into a gray photo, and then there will be a fist special effect, and the sound effect will be matched with the two letters KO.

Complete defeat!

Not long ago, Gupta, who was still complacent, was completely defeated by Li Haoran. He was powerless to fight back, and was beaten and beaten repeatedly in the face.

Terada Takuya also showed his side as a peaceful person, and Gupta was directly reduced to a laughing stock, not only embarrassing himself, but also embarrassing India!

Of course, the three hosts couldn't let the representatives of India Du continue to be ashamed. Cheng Shijing quickly changed the topic and said: "Because of territorial disputes, the relationship between India Du and Huaxia has never been very friendly. It is said that the relationship between Huaxia and another neighbor is not so friendly." Very good, isn't it true?"

Cheng Shijing is very insidious. He clearly knows that the reason why India has a bad relationship with Huaxia is entirely because of this neighboring country. Now he pretends not to understand and asks, which is obviously suspected of deepening the conflict between the two countries.

Of course, the relationship is already so stinky, it doesn't matter whether it's Li Haoran or Gupta, or even Pakistani representative Zahid.

Hearing that it was finally his turn to talk, Zahid gloated and sat down with a sore face, showing a good demeanor in front of the camera. He couldn't be as embarrassing as Ah San!

Li Haoran didn't chase after him after his strength was slapped in the face. He nodded when he heard the words, looked at Zahid and said, "I know Huaxia and Pakistan have a very good relationship. The education I have received since childhood is: Pakistan is ours. Brotherly countries, we must help them, does Pakistan think the same about Huaxia? I am curious, would like to ask?"

Zahid kept nodding his head in agreement, and when Li Haoran finished speaking, he said: "There is a saying in our country that the relationship between Pakistan and China is higher than the Himalayas, deeper than the sea, and sweeter than honey."

"Wow!"

"Excellent, 6666!!"

"Blood alliance, blood alliance, this is it!!"

What Zahid said was so sour, everyone who heard it had goosebumps all over their bodies, and felt numb all over their bodies, but they were all envious and jealous in their hearts. They also wanted such a neighboring country.

Li Haoran was also very moved, although he knew that the relationship between countries must be driven by interests, and there must be no permanent enemies or permanent friends.

But I have to say that China-Pakistan relations at this stage are indeed good, and Pakistan Railways is indeed sincere enough.

Not afraid of US imperialist sanctions, dare to stand on the opposite side of the world and support China!

Long live friendship, print the Chinese flag on your own coins!

Wenchuan disaster relief, took out all the reserves of their own materials!

The North Austrian torch is greeted by the Prime Minister and the President together!

A country that writes "China is Pakistan's staunch ally" in elementary school textbooks is a rare country in the world that can do this!

Since the founding of the People's Republic of China, we have encountered many white-eyed wolves. Yuenan monkeys and Korean sticks are all unfamiliar white-eyed wolves. Batie has never left it, and it is the only remaining brother country.

As the host of CCTV, Li Haoran naturally wanted to be politically correct, and he was politically correct when he asked this question. He kept applauding and said loudly: "We are the most beautiful and dazzling red and green couple in the world."

"Certification! Certified for the Belt and Road Initiative!!" Zahid raised his thumbs up and smiled brilliantly.

The two of them fell in love through the round table, and the representatives of other countries had black lines on their faces. Nima, can you two show your affection and go to another place? We want to vomit.

The two of them fell in love through the round table, and the representatives of other countries had black lines on their faces. Nima, can you two show your affection and go to another place? We want to vomit.

Yu Shiyun tapped the hammer to interrupt the intertwined sparks in the eyes of the two, and exclaimed: "This level is almost the level of love!"

Jin Xuanmao nodded: "This relationship sounds really good!"

Zahid fully agreed, but Li Haoran shook his head and said, "Love is not as good as the relationship between the two of us...for example, how about a minibus?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then realized that what Li Haoran said was a bad joke, they all burst into laughter, Yu Shiyun knocked on the table and shouted: "Hahahaha... Li Haoran is dirty!"

After laughing for a while, the topic continued to expand. This time, there was nothing wrong with Li Haoran. This time, the opponents were Germany, the Great Britain, and France. The relationship between these three countries was like an enhanced version of China, Japan, and South Korea. The highlights are also very exciting, and Li Haoran, who watched each other's mutual love, relished it.

During this period, Li Haoran was very quiet and basically did not speak. The program was recorded for more than ten minutes, and the camera came to the representative of Norway, Nikolai.

This guy commented on the tourists who came to their country. Jin Xuanmao asked him that he could not tell the difference between tourists from China, Japan, and South Korea. In the end, this guy pointed his guns at Li Haoran.