Facing the stick in his hand and the naked Illya in front of him, Shirou must make a perfect posture to deal with it, otherwise he will be allowed to run a marathon by Sera, and then be hacked to death by a 42.196-kilometer-long sword.
"How about this little red-haired boy, do you want to be a magical boy?"
Ruby said temptingly, but in fact the target was the silver-haired loli behind her.
It will definitely not do evil things like magical boys.
Even the magic aunt immediately abandoned it, let alone this is a boy.
It's okay for boys, and they are not cute at all.
If it was a cute boy, Ruby might accept it.
Shirou ignored Ruby.
He is very clear that this thing is just a shit stick now, and he must not be interrupted by this strange thing.
The great leader told us that when facing a problem, we must first solve the main contradiction, and when facing a contradiction, we must grasp the main aspect of the contradiction.
The main contradiction now is, of course, Illya's problem.
The current situation is so embarrassing that Shirou even thinks it might be better to faint now.
We must find a way!
PlanA: Walk away calmly with a look of indifference.
PlanB: Don't be cowardly, just do it.
After carefully considering 0.0001s, Shirou made a choice.
PlanB is really crazy!It is unacceptable for his elder brother to do this kind of thing in front of his young sister, and he is insane.
He himself saw this kind of behavior and wanted to throw the actors into the Sea of Japan to feed the fish.
So obviously, the answer is PlanA.
The advantage of PlanA is that it can avoid embarrassment, and it can make a posture that has experienced many battles, so as to relax Ilya's mentality.
"Illya, you are taking a shower. I thought there was no one in there. Go ahead and wash."
His expression calmed down, and Shirou wrapped the stick in his hand with the projected cloth.
"Then I'll go first, call me after washing."
All of a sudden, the warm bathroom became icy cold.
The frightened look in Illya's eyes made Shirou turn around and leave.
"Shirou, stop!"
Water splashed and there were some sounds.
Illya stood up from the bathtub and walked behind Shirou.
"Ah? What's the matter?" Shirou turned his head stiffly, and found that Illya's expression became even colder.
"Hmph, Shirou, pervert! Perverted lolicon!"
Pia!
Elijah slapped her.
Shirou quickly dodged.
"Ahem, what's the matter. I just saw it accidentally, and it's not like I haven't seen it before."
Ilya's expression suddenly became more ugly, and she wrapped herself in a bath towel.
"Oh? What have you seen?"
"Ahem, didn't Sakura be rescued by me at the time? Then she looked naked at the time, right? Besides, I've seen it in biology textbooks too. It doesn't matter if she didn't react when she suddenly saw it."
Illya walked up to Shirou.
"Then what happened to your protrusion?"
General!
"Oh—so big brother, you are very sexually interested in your sister, so do you want me to help you perform a magic trick? Then hehehe..."
Ruby finished speaking inappropriately, and was immediately thrown by Shirou into the wall, making a small hole out.
Shirou's forehead was covered with dense sweat.
It's really over now!
Stretching out his hand tremblingly, Shirou had no choice but to use his last unique skill - touch the head to kill.
But Illya instantly opened Shirou's hand.
The situation suddenly froze.
Even the unique skill of killing by touching the head can't solve the problem, so Shirou has no choice but to sell his feelings.
"Illya, you are the purest and most sacred part of my heart. Although today is a bit of a coincidence, I want to tell you..." Shirou hugged Illya, and said affectionately, ready to kiss.
But suddenly he realized that the height difference between the two was a bit big, so Shirou kissed Illya's forehead.
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