Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

After answering, Xinghuo said without looking back:

"Doesn't Uncle Snake want to observe a living salted fish? Then I will observe a human-shaped greedy snake."

This cheapskate, how could he even want revenge for such a thing...

Although he was speechless towards Xinghuo's stinginess, Naruto, who had long been used to it, cared more about another thing.

"Xinghuo, why do you always call that poisonous snake woman Uncle Snake, isn't she a woman? And she's still very young."

"He is young and the same age as Jiraiya. Moreover, the gender is also male, only using a female body."

Um?What's the matter with this sense of sight, it seems that similar things have happened before.

when was it...

...It seems that it was from the very beginning.

Xinghuo is an idiot, always getting people's gender wrong.

"Xinghuo, listen to me. Although the poisonous snake woman may indeed be very old, but..."

"but?"

Xinghuo turned his head suspiciously to look at Naruto who stopped speaking in the middle of his sentence.

"No, it's nothing, she's a man. Well, it's a man, that's what my gut says."

"... What a hot chicken intuition, you only realized that he is a man after hearing what I said."

"No, I... um... just, let's just treat it like this, um, my intuition is very spicy."

"moron."

When Xinghuo was too lazy to talk to Naruto, the door of the toilet finally opened.

Uncle Snake, who was pale and looked so weak that he might fall down at any moment, came out.

Mouth, murmured:

"No, no, my baby died... the green shell was broken and... a lot of blood. Miscarriage, I... I had a miscarriage... my first child was miscarried and died... dead It's..."

The green shell...well, that's the watermelon rind.

As for the blood—well, it's watermelon juice, it didn't go away.

Speaking of which, this snake is so unconscious, didn't it notice anything wrong?

Although it has been remodeled, no one will give birth to a child from that place, what common sense.

... Hahahahaha!

Chapter 147 Before the Game

Three days later, what was supposed to come still came, and he couldn't escape.

The much-anticipated third Chunin exam will start soon.

The huge circular venue, except for the high walls, is not much different from the Blue Star football stadium.

On the venue, there were tens of thousands of ordinary spectators.

In places with good Fengshui, there are daimyos from all over the world.

As for Hokage and Kazekage, they sat on the main seats.

Anbu is on guard at each entrance and area.

It is said that the period of the Zhongnin assessment is the period when the Anbu people complain the most.

For this point, Xinghuo said that it is completely understandable.

Originally, it was left to the Uchiha clan to guard against such troublesome matters.

But after the Uchiha clan was expelled and the security department was disbanded, the mess could only be taken over by the Anbu.

It's not surprising that Anbu, who hasn't been able to watch Chunin competitions leisurely for several years, will have complaints.

Having said that... If you are the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, if you want to return to Konoha.

...Well, I will definitely pick the timing of the Chunin exam and come to make trouble.

Xinghuo thinks about these things that don't have much to do with him because he was playing tricks on Uncle Snake a few days ago.

I heard—[Uchiha! , [Talk! ,[plan!Three important words.

If you guessed right, Uncle Snake has been in contact with people from Uchiha recently.

And... I went there the night before I tricked him.

If the answer to 667 is not like this, how could Uncle Snake sleep until the next night before waking up.

Moreover, they have been sleeping for almost a whole day, and they still have such an expression of lack of sleep.

——Sigh~ Uncle Snake is really a waste, but because of a watermelon, he was so sad that he burst into tears and disappeared.

He ran so fast that he didn't even have time to explain that his miscarriage was just a joke.

Of course, because of Uncle Snake's disappearance, Xinghuo had no chance to ask him what kind of dirty business he had with the Uchiha clan.