Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious
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"I'm talking about you. After all, you are also the disciple of my perfect fairy. Why can't you stand on the water for two seconds?"
"Ah~ it's all the smell of sparks, suck~——"
"Hey... I am also your master anyway, can you stop ignoring me?"
"It's a pity that in addition to a bit of earthy smell, there is also a bit of foul-smelling uncle's body odor."
"You little devil! It is the dream of every mortal to be able to listen to the teachings of immortals. But you not only missed this opportunity and ignored me, but also became a miserable creature like a dog because of that rag. It really shames me."
Jiraiya, who was very angry with Naruto, picked up the fish bone on the ground and smashed it on Naruto's face.
"Toad Immortal, you are making noise! If you don't teach me how to summon Toad, don't call yourself my master."
"Didn't I say that your chakra control ability is not good enough, you have to learn to tread water first."
"Excuse! Go away, the toad with the uncle's stench and body odor, it's killing people, it's polluting the air!"
"A stupid fox with body odor dares to call me!? The smell on my body is not the uncle's stench, but the ethereal fairy air exuded by immortals. Ordinary people smell it once, refresh their minds, smell it twice, never get tired, smell it three times, Immortality!"
You can live forever if you smell it three times, are you a kidney treasure?
Then again, there is one thing I almost forgot to say——
"That... Naruto's stomach was slapped by Orochimaru. When Orochimaru hit her, he also called out 'Five Elements Seal' or something, I think... Maybe it's because of this that she is so clumsy. "
"When did that snake-like person shout 'Five Elements Seal!' Ah, Xinghuo, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Why do you remember details only at times like this!
Xinghuo is really going to be pissed off by Naruto.
If I don't find an excuse, how can I explain that I know that Orochimaru's claw is [Five Elements Seal!
Such a high-end sealing technique, it is impossible for me, a rookie, to know about it.
Although he exposed himself as a time traveler or something, it doesn't matter.
It would be better to say that I am eager to be exposed.
After letting Jiraiya know the information I know, many tragedies can be prevented.
But——you need someone to believe you.
Among the four girls, none of them believed in themselves, let alone Zi Lai Ye.
If you say to Jilai, "Actually... I am a time traveler"
He would definitely be regarded as playing tricks on him, and then he would be beaten up.
I really don't understand why those protagonists who travel through different worlds try so hard to hide the truth.
Look at yourself... No one believes me when I say it everywhere, and I'm still being watched by a group of people with the eyes of a mentally retarded person, which makes me uncomfortable.
"Oshemaru? What Orochi...oh, oh...a snake...it's her..."
Ji Lai was puzzled for a moment before responding.
what happened?Teammates who have been together for so many years, it takes so long to remember?
"Naruto, lift up your clothes and let me see your..."
"—You really have evil thoughts about this fairy!"
Faced with Jiraiya's kindness, Naruto backed away quickly while clutching his chest.
"Who would be interested in a brat like you who hasn't even grown hair yet! Don't feel too good about yourself! Who do you think is standing in front of you? It's a fairy who has been cried out by thousands of girls to spend the night together, A flawless person like me can't see you."
... Who the hell feels good about themselves?
"Impossible! No one will not have evil thoughts about me for a fairy like me, you can't fool me!"
Wow, these two really fit together in a sense.
"No one can stop having evil thoughts towards you, but that doesn't mean immortals can't."
"Ah! It seems so."
Hearing what Naruto said, Jiraiya also showed a sinister smile of 'planning'.
Really, don't you feel ashamed to use conspiracy in the face of such a fool?
"That's right, it's good to know. Quickly pick up your clothes and let me see yours..."
"OK, all right."
After interrupting Jiraiya's words again, Naruto put his hand on the hem of his T-shirt.
Little by little, slowly, shyly... Swish!Immediately, he raised his hand and gave Zilai a middle finger.
"Do you really think I'll believe you?!"
"……you you……"
"Idiot idiot—super idiot—! Hahahaha, how did such an idiot uncle survive until now."
Jiraiya, who was ridiculed by Naruto, instantly darkened.
What a shame!The majestic Toad Immortal of Miaomu Mountain was tricked by a fool.
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