Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"Ah... Speaking of which... Am I a time traveler, or... Sakura!"

"Ha-! I see!"

Naruto, who seemed to have a flash of inspiration, grabbed Xinghuo's shoulder anxiously and shook it desperately.

"You deliberately played yourself as a second child for the orangutan Sakura!"

"what?"

"Why do you want to treat yourself as the half body of the orangutan Sakura. And for him, imitate that gay guy, hoping to get more favors. Quickly turn back into the original scum, waste material, and pervert Xinghuo! Stop bending over!"

"Crazy! I'm not... er... It seems that I haven't had a good talk with you yet."

Erzhu, who was 'disfigured' by Orochimaru and Otonin, made a big fuss, Xinghuo even forgot about it.

Speaking of which, when he was preparing to have an affair with Jin, Naruto was still sleeping.

She had no idea that it was impossible for her to be a crooked person.

"Yue, please tell him well."

Seeing that Xinghuo didn't speak, Naruto felt that his combat strength alone was not enough, so he turned around and shook the two pillars.

"If this continues, we will really be abandoned... No, we will be widowed!"

Did this girl say something dangerous?

After Naruto stopped shaking, Erzhu, who was more deadly, turned his face away.

Her eyes were as lifeless as if she had lost her dream.

With the attitude of Xinghuo in squatting mode, he said decadent words.

"Being widowed is only a matter of time. I, who is like trash, can no longer stop this bisexual."

This girl also said the word widowed.

Naruto said it after he changed his words, but this stinky girl... unexpectedly spoke fluently.

She thought from the bottom of her heart that she would not experience a breakup, but would only experience things like widowhood.

Put this dangerous subject aside for now.

"Why have you seen the indescribable picture of me and Jin. But you haven't figured it out yet. The thing about me and the orangutan is just a misunderstanding. Don't make me bisexual! I only like women, women—sex ——!”

After speaking to Erzhu, Xinghuo immediately raised his hand and slapped Naruto on the head.

"And you! Don't listen to the wind is the rain. If you dare to say that I am crooked, you will eat the food I cook every day from now on!"

"...I'm sorry! I can't accept this punishment, please forgive me!"

Although Naruto apologized quickly, and his attitude was very sincere.But—I really hope she doesn't.

When a man says he wants to cook for a woman for the rest of his life, shouldn't a woman be touched? Why should she be afraid?

It's so uncomfortable, my ability to cook as a traveler was once again denied, and it was denied so thoroughly.

"Xinghuo, your grilled fish... Back then, the orangutan just held it in his mouth for a few seconds before seeing the flower of the other shore, and almost died in our first school test. It is a terrifying murderous dish. If you eat it, it will really kill you." human life."

"...Stop talking, really."

"When the two of you stuffed a small piece of grilled fish into my mouth before, I spit it out immediately. But I also fell into a coma for a long time before returning to my soul. To be honest, your cooking, Xinghuo... is even more terrifying than before."

"I told you not to say it, can't you hear me!!"

Xinghuo, who couldn't stand Naruto, kicked her aside.

The matter about the grilled fish was his heartbreak.

By the way, when Naruto was fainting, Xinghuo, who was so sleepy, also caught up with him for a while.

Otherwise, they didn't arrive at the central tower in the afternoon, but arrived before noon.

"The three of you are enough! Hurry up and open the scroll of heaven and earth, the air here is very stuffy!!"

familiar voice.

The source of the sound is a square box against the wall.

"...Old Ka, what are you doing hiding here?"

"Stupid! Don't take the lid off, put it on!"

Iruka, who was hiding in the box, took back the lid from Xinghuo's hand...

He saw that the three of them had been arguing for a long time without getting into the subject, so he couldn't help but make a sound.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Don't talk nonsense! Hurry up and go back to the position just now, and then open the scroll of heaven and earth."

"..."

Xinghuo's gaze wandered back and forth between Iruka's box and the Book of Heaven and Earth that he had just taken out of his pocket.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly thought of something.

Facing Naruto's direction, he pressed the air with his right hand, signaling her to stand by.