Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"Old, teacher~... want me... want me to help you wash your body?"

Hongdou has been panting heavily since seeing Xinsheng Orochimaru.

There are also two bright red nosebleeds coming out of the nose.

"I said you weren't needed here. Leave."

Normally, when hearing such words, Hongdou would immediately take orders.

But now it's different, she wants one thing.

"Okay, okay teacher. Before leaving, the disciple has an unfeeling request, you... Sneak away~——"

Red Dou looked at the skin of the big snake pill in his hand, and sucked the saliva from the corner of his mouth.

"Can you give me this—!? This is the request of my life!!"

"No. Let go immediately and get out."

"Teacher——! This is just a pair of skins, so what if you give it to me!"

Hongdou, who seemed to have risked her life suddenly, began to cry.

"Give me this unwanted skin, and I won't be able to sleep because of thinking about you every day and night."

"Pity me, give me this piece of skin~I swear, I will treat her well."

"I can't hold you to sleep, at least... at least let me hold her to sleep. Teacher~——"

Although it sounded good, Orochimaru would not believe the words of this stupid disciple.

"What do you want to do with that skin?"

"Do you want to tell the truth?"

"You can lie."

"Uh... Gu~... No, I dare not."

After swallowing her saliva, Hongdou turned her face away and said with difficulty:

"I think... I want to use my tongue on this piece of skin after I go back. Then... seal all the holes and blow air in it. Put it by the bed without a piece of clothing for her, every day ...everyday...after OO, hug and sleep."

"Sure enough, you have a good brain."

"Teacher~—"

"Shut up pervert. I'm not your sex doll."

Saying that, Orochimaru stepped on Hongdou's head on the sole of his foot.

"The old skin needs to be burned, and there is a poison left on it that even scares me. Now I give you three seconds, get out."

Orochimaru explained the reason to his disciple coldly, and then wanted to expel her.

But this insanely perverted disciple...

"Ah, ah... Teacher's... Teacher's... Miracle... Doo..."

Red Bean's nosebleed said bad words, and then his eyes gradually began to close.

"It's so beautiful... I... die without... no regrets...!"

"..."

Orochimaru looked at the fainting red beans speechlessly.

She didn't do anything, just stepped on the red bean, and stepped on the head of the red bean without clothes.

As for Hongdou, as if she had been saved from death, she showed a satisfied smile.

Inexplicably irritated, she suddenly wanted to kill this perverted disciple so that she could really ascend to heaven.

But now is not the time to care about this, what should be concerned about is the funeral of the long-winded old man.

The plan was completely disrupted by that... damn 'venomous' grilled fish!

Original plan--

Use the improved dirty soil to reincarnate, reincarnate the first and second generations, and fight against the long-winded old man who was reincarnated that day.

Then, the long-winded old man stopped the four generations who were impossible to come out, and fought against the three masters with his own strength.

In the end, the long-winded old man beat himself up and fled in embarrassment, and died with the first and second generations who would not die.

In the ending, the real body of the long-winded old man was buried with glory in a way that shocked the whole world.

I believe that the first and second generation will not mind this kind of behavior of their own, and the long-winded old man can die in glory for the good of Konoha.

--but now……

[Reincarnation from the dead!Before the funeral was over, he had already used it.

In order not to be 'poisoned' to death by grilled fish, the life-saving secret technique that can only be used once in three or four years cannot be used again for the time being.

Although [The Dirt Reincarnated!The one, the forbidden suicide technique of changing one life for another, has been improved by himself.

Is no longer--