Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

Kankuro's tone was still aggressive, but he became a gentleman instantly after seeing Erzhu's appearance clearly.

"According to the setting, what he said about your beauty means that you are ugly in the eyes of others, right?"

"No, his words prove that my beauty has surpassed common sense. It can make his kind of guy who regards ugliness as beautiful think that I am beautiful from the bottom of his heart, which shows that I really have a peerless appearance."

I thought Er Zhu would blow up my hair, but I didn't expect her to say that.

"... You girl is actually quite thick-skinned."

"Hey, long-winded ~!"

Sure enough, this stinky girl still has self-knowledge, and is still embarrassed.

"What about me? Am I pretty?"

1.8 Suddenly, a few Naruto who thought they were charming but actually looked silly asked.

Although Naruto was a bit stupid, Kankuro still answered seriously:

"Well, beautiful, only a little weaker than this beautiful lady. If there are people who like to raise monkeys, they may happily enshrine you, but I don't like fools."

"Is that so, am I really beautiful ~ huh huh ~..."

The idiot who didn't understand the meaning of Kankuro's words at all turned around triumphantly and winked at Xinghuo.

"Xinghuo, have you heard that even people with problematic aesthetics praise me for my beauty? I broke the aesthetic barrier and reached the point where everyone says I'm beautiful. You have to take good care of it and serve me like a fairy~ "

"...Have you been assimilated by Yue, and become narcissistic and a little shameless. Fairy, can you stop blinking, I will seriously consider serving you when I have a chance in the future, when I open the zoo."

Chapter 70

"It can actually make a monkey evolve into a human form...Konoha is indeed a hypocrite. On the surface, he talks about love and justice, but secretly conducts inhumane human experiments."

Temari gave her reflections on Naruto's existence.

It's okay if she is mocking, just go back and mock, but...

Looking at her serious expression, it seems that Naruto really thinks that Naruto is a creature formed by the hybridization of monkeys and humans.

How to do?How to protect the short in this situation?

When Xinghuo was struggling, Erzhu had already stepped out.

"Rare and strange country bumpkins, instead of thinking about those things, how about taking your companions to buy a normal suit? If you can't afford it, I can donate to you personally, as alms for beggars."

"Where are you rude! Who do you think is standing in front of you? Do you need me to teach you some etiquette that a pariah should have when dealing with superiors?"

"Good intentions, I don't need to learn the untouchable etiquette you need to use to please the superior."

"...How dare you say that I, the daughter of the Fourth Kazekage, is a pariah! There are stunted flowers in the greenhouse, and there is a limit to ignorance~! Is your knowledge as barren as your breasts?"

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"Poor, poor, barren...! You, you really dare to say it, a bumpkin in a poor country. Now is an era where thinness is considered beautiful. Only the aborigines don't know what is exquisite, and their brains only have the primitive meaning of the word 'meat'." people."

The smell of gunpowder smoke filled the air from the two chattering women.

One hand touched the fan on the back, and the other hand touched the ninja bag.

Women... are indeed things that can easily cause disputes.

"Although I don't want to do anything, I can't pretend that I didn't hear anything when I was insulted like this."

Saying that, Kankuro also put his hand on the bandage behind his back.

Then, a certain girl also formed a multiple shadow clone seal with a cross.

"That weird guy in black! Did you call me stupid like a monkey just now!?"

... This girl's reflex arc is too long.

I really don't know if she can understand in the end that I also scolded her for being a monkey.

Anyway, I'd better persuade...huh?

wait……

If I could get injured "accidentally" in order to protect my wife, would I not have to take the Chunin Exam, but also make Er Zhu so angry that I want to castrate myself, or even let her give me a big benefit because of guilt? ?

"Since we can't reach an agreement, let's fight! A wild dog that can only bark, if you don't train it well, you won't know that you can't bark at the strong. Let you see, the reason why Konoha can become the most tolerant village Terrifying power!"

"You arrogant young man!" x[-]

"Bai your sister! I am silver, are you blind!?"

Hoshihwa snarled at Omari and Kankuro while pointing at his hair.

Anyway, this battle is inevitable... right?

"Konoha is the only Uchiha right now, and the silver-haired one standing with her... [One man, one thousand troops!!"

From a tree not far away, there was a voice full of joy.

"I, Gaara? Things...things are not what you think...we..."

"There is no qualification for bugs to speak here."

Cucurbita jumped into the middle of the two camps, and Kankuro was too frightened to make a sound with an understatement.