Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"Don't grab it, I'll give you the fan, come over and get a blower fan."

"Yeah!"

Naruto let out a happy cry, and then he couldn't wait to pull Xinghuo away, and clung to the fan at a very close distance.

What a pity, the twin golden ponytails were too wet to float with sweat.

Ignoring the easy-to-satisfy idiot, Xinghuo set his eyes on Erzhu.

"I have completed the task indicators, and it is still S rank. I have completed such a big task with a single ninja. It is not too much to rest for ten or eight years, right?"

"What kind of S-level task is that! You and the third generation engaged in some dirty deals that we don't know the details of, and you just put up a B-level task that is not even an A-level task! When you performed that task, you didn't even know the details. You didn't do much, and Kakashi-sensei stopped it, and Naruto defeated Shiro. You don't deserve to rest!"

Erzhu, who became serious, looked directly at Xinghuo's dead fish-like eyes.

"Listen, I've allowed you to eat soft food for so long this time is the limit. I won't allow you to have a cool breakfast every day and do some simple training in the evening. Tomorrow, you must prepare everything that needs to be prepared, Because we have a very important task to perform the day after tomorrow, we are not allowed to be absent. If you still dare to escape the day after tomorrow...you will never be a man again."

Feeling the part that was more important than life being stared at with murderous intent, Xinghuo shivered instantly with fright.

"That's it~! Yuezao and I are annoyed at seeing you avoid such boring tasks. You only train at that comfortable time every day, and your progress is no slower than ours. I really get angry just thinking about it! If you want to die, everyone will die together, you can't be the only one alive!"

"Naruto--!"

Er Zhu snapped the talkative Naruto sharply.

But unfortunately, it was too late, and Xinghuo had already cast a contemptuous look.

"It turns out that this is what you can't stand. You feel mentally unbalanced, so you want to drag me into the water?"

"...I, I, I... I want you to take care of me, can't I be mentally unbalanced?!"

"Yes, I didn't say no, it's just... I thought you would be a good wife in the future, but I didn't expect you to be so small. Naruto~! Go, bring a pen and paper, I want to write a divorce letter and divorce this Careful woman."

Hearing Xinghuo's words, Naruto didn't move this time.

She swallowed the remaining small piece of popsicle into her stomach in one gulp, let out a comfortable cry, then lay down and said:

"You never dared to sign after you finished writing, so I won't do that kind of useless work."

"What, why do I dare not sign, I will not dare!? Are you underestimating me? Even if one of her is missing, I still have three thousand... three beauties in my harem, and I will be afraid of her!?"

While Xinghuo was yelling guiltily, Erzhu suddenly took out a piece of paper from his pocket and slapped it on the table.

"Sign it if you dare! This is the divorce letter written by me. The content is that you divorced me, not I divorced you. You took advantage of the sky. If you are a man, you sign it, don't say one thing and do another !"

"I, I! You, meow, secretly wrote this kind of thing behind my back!?"

"I just wrote it, how about it, do you have the seed or not? If you don't have the seed, then kneel down and admit your mistake to me, and if you have the seed, sign it!"

"I'm not fertile? Are you saying that I, the hunk who always beats you to [-], is not fertile?"

With that said, Xinghuo picked up the pen that was slapped on the table together with the paper.

Just when he deliberately and slowly prepared to 'sign', Naruto, who was playing "ah~" to the fan, suddenly raised his finger and pointed to the locker, and said with a dull face:

"Period cramps, stomach pains, headaches... including new pens."

"...What do you mean? What do you want to express!?"

"Xinghuo, you ask knowingly, I don't care about you."

After Naruto turned his head and ignored Xinghuo, Erzhu took a few steps back and pointed at the empty floor, mockingly:

"Come here and kneel down honestly. If you admit your mistake and have a good attitude, I won't step on your head."

How arrogant.

Although he is a good-for-nothing man, he cannot bear being ridiculed like this as a man.

"Sign it, right? Well, you said it, I'll sign it now, don't regret it!"

"Well, I don't regret it."

"...Let me tell you, it's still too late for you to kneel down and beg me to touch your head. Otherwise, I really signed it. This is your last chance, don't..."

"It's so noisy, if you don't dare to sign, don't dare to sign, don't always delay the time."

"Who, who said I was procrastinating, look good!!!"

Xinghuo, who was completely out of his wits from anger, signed his name on the signature place on the paper.

"Looking good, Shiratori Xinghuo, you can read the four big characters clearly. From today onwards, I..."

Wanting to see Erzhu's distressed expression, Xinghuo hadn't finished speaking, Erzhu suddenly opened Sharingan, and then instantly snatched the divorce letter as if it was a treasure that everyone wanted, showing an excited expression.

It's uncomfortable... to be so disgusted by my fiancee, I feel like a failure.

There is a nameless monstrous anger in my heart.

When Xinghuo felt uncomfortable as if being pierced by countless sharp arrows, Naruto also suddenly showed an extremely excited expression, and rushed to Er Zhu in front of him.

Why is this idiot so happy.

Too, too...too shocking, the blood is almost uncontrollable...

"How is it? Did Xinghuo really sign the consent form for the Chunin Exam?"

"Hmph, of course~ I even opened Sharingan just in case, do you think there will be fake ones?"