Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

……

Ichiraku Ramen, Otsutsuki Ichiraku who brought the ramen to the stage, joked to Xinghuo who was clutching his shoulder:

"What was the reason for being bitten this time?"

"...do you think I dare say so?"

Xinghuo nodded in the direction of Erzhu, motioning Yile to look over...

Looking at the tongue, I was afraid that it would be hot, and every time I came to eat ramen, I would blow it for a long time.

This loli's eyes are particularly ferocious this time, and it is judged to be B-level angry.

"I really miss it~ I used to see her like this a lot, but in the past month, her temper seems to be getting better, which made me feel a little empty."

"When did you become a poor M... a lolicon?"

"It's a pity, I was still thinking about seeing the anger of A rank, but I didn't expect you to change your mind so quickly."

"...Believe it or not, I spread the rumor that there are cockroaches in your ramen?"

Yile shook his head sadly.

"Yeah~ After you have money, your stinky brat's attitude really gets worse and worse. You used to flatter me every time you came here when you were poor, but now you are a real bastard."

"You are very long-winded today, why? Did something good happen again?"

Hearing what Xinghuo said, Uncle Yile raised his head proudly, pointed his thumb at himself and said complacently:

"Hmph, although I don't want to tell you this stinky brat, but you begged me so much, so I'll tell you, Calamus today... called me Dad! Great!"

"...what's so amazing..."

"Are you—an idiot!? Daddy, she called me Daddy instead of Smelly Daddy. Doesn't this prove that I am a good father who teaches my daughter well!?!"

"Your words can only show that you have no way to teach your daughter... Ah~ how pitiful, it is so pitiful to be a stinking middle-aged uncle who is despised by his daughter at the age of 5.2. How should I put it... Cherish it, it may be the last time Iris called you Dad's gone, the calm before the storm, and she's probably packing her bags to leave home now."

"..."

Yile was silent for a moment, then suddenly stretched out his hand to take back the three people's ramen.

Then, he hurriedly closed the store and rushed home like the wind.

Only the three... two pillars were left in place in the wind.

Like a salted fish that has lost its dream.

"Ra, ramen...the ramen I just blew..."

"I managed to eat another free ramen meal, let's go, let's go back and rest."

"Well, I'm sleepy after eating, and I want to go back to sleep quickly."

Seeing the two bastards wiping their mouths and leaving, Erzhu who didn't eat a single bite of ramen rushed towards Xinghuo.

"Ah! Loosen, let go...biting the neck will kill you, loosen it quickly...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…"

Chapter 66

Night, obviously studio.

Before Erzhu came back from his walk, Xinghuo asked Naruto who was watching TV with a fox doll in his arms:

"Did you dream?"

"Ah~—Princess Fengyun's colorful chakra is so beautiful, and I too... oh~!"

Even though a lump was hammered out of his head, Naruto's eyes still stayed on the TV.

Two, three... There were many lumps on the head, and Xinghuo still ignored him tomorrow, until...

beep~

The TV screen went black suddenly, Naruto recovered and found that Xinghuo was holding the remote control in his hand.

"It's a wonderful place!"

Naruto yelling like this rushed away from the TV in a hurry and turned on the TV manually.

Then, beep~

...Crack~

beep~

"Well……!"

A certain idiot suddenly puffed up his cheeks and made a dissatisfied sound.

Then, click, beep~, click, beep~, click, beep~...

After the TV was turned on, it was turned off in seconds, and the same thing happened more than a dozen times.

Naruto, who tried to block the remote control signal with his body, shouted:

"Xinghuo, what on earth are you trying to do 18! It's not time to go to bed, and I've already slept in the afternoon, so I'm not sleepy, and tomorrow is rest time, don't stop me from watching TV!"

"You can read it after answering my question, say, have you ever dreamed of a fox in a cage?"