Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"Listen carefully and hear what you say."

"...I don't want to listen! You cold-blooded scumbag, why did Yue she die... die... hey-!!? Why is there a heartbeat!? I heard it wrong... No, no, no, no, it's impossible, Yue's chest It's so flat, without any excess fat, I can't hear it wrong, it's hard, could it be...uh~!"

Before Naruto could finish his sentence, he was punched in the face.

It wasn't Xinghuo who did it, it was a stinky girl who suddenly opened her eyes and hit her.

"Yue, Yue, you didn't... why did you close your eyes again before I finished talking!"

Naruto snarled at Erzhu who fell into a coma again, maybe she felt cheated by her best friend, she is very angry now.

This stinking girl is really amazing... Even though she is still in a coma, her body can respond to Naruto's 'taunting' words.

But... why didn't Naruto respond when he hugged her and shouted?

Was it too exhausting, or... deliberately provoking Naruto to help her kill Shiro?

If it's the latter...

——This girl is too bad!

When Xinghuo thought that Erzhu was not good enough, but admired her behavior in his heart, Naruto suddenly approached.

"Xinghuo, when did you learn to reincarnate from the dirt?"

I thought this girl was trying to say something out of the blue, but I didn't expect it to be such a stupid thing.

"Empty has an invincible cheat, but only has the intelligence of a bug... Well, it can be regarded as gaining and losing."

"What do you mean? Xinghuo, are you complimenting me?"

"You...forget it, just take it as it is."

"Yeah~!"

She even laughed, it seems that God's eccentricity is not too much, hehe~.

63 The Return

Two days later, the seventh squad, which has experienced many things, is about to return to Konoha Village.

"Rebel Nin is really free. You can rob unscrupulously. Although Kado deserves it, but...it is really free. I also want to be a rebel a little bit. I don't know if there is any good opportunity."

Thinking of Konoha who was about to return to the cage, Er Zhu said something dangerous.

"No! I'm Konoha's Fifth Hokage, Yue, you want to be my deputy, you can't be a traitor."

"Just talking, why are you so serious? In fact, Konoha is also quite good, at least... milk is cheaper."

"Haven't you given up on getting bigger...Actually...Actually, there's nothing good about boobs."

In order to prevent Erzhu from messing with others, Naruto tried to persuade him again.

"When the breasts are big, the shoulders are easy to be sore, and the waist is straight and the breasts are tiring, and the wind resistance will increase when you are on the road, which will seriously affect your performance. Be careful when exercising. Occasionally, you have to buy underwear of the right size. Every day And you have to be careful not to be bullied by Xinghuo..."

Naruto snapped his fingers one by one, citing her troubles.

Later, the fingers were not enough, and it turned into pressing back one by one.

It's hard to believe that such a silly girl can speak so well.

"...So, breasts are just a burden. I am super envious that you never have such troubles."

"Hey, hey... is, is that so... 130"

Although Erzhu was smiling, Xinghuo couldn't feel any smile at all.

Erzhu's whole body was trembling with anger, and the corners of his mouth were still twitching.

"Yes, that's it! Not only do you have no scruples on the back of the exercise, Yue, you can also see your feet completely when you lower your head. You don't have to bend down to see what strange things you stepped on before. It's like a plain. The breasts are really great, and the straight line from head to toe is so cool, I... woohoo~!"

Erzhu finally couldn't help but beat Naruto with his hands.

"Xing, Xinghuo... save, save..."

Although he really wanted to ignore Naruto's plea for help, Xinghuo still opened his mouth to help Naruto change the subject:

"Yue, speaking of it... there is something wrong with what you said before."

"Did I... say something before?"

"You said Konoha's milk is cheaper, wrong, it should be the cheapest."

"……what?"

"Don't be surprised, in fact, all the milk sold to us Konoha residents is sold at a lower price than the purchase price."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Isn't it a loss-making business to sell milk?"

Very good, successfully attracted the attention of this stinky girl.

Stupid girl, you can thank me well, and remember to give me a big favor.

"Yes, it is a loss-making business, but the loss is only the village's funds. The village has always subsidized the shops that sell milk at a loss, so the milk we buy is cheaper than water."

"You know, the funds allocated to the village by the daimyo on a regular basis are huge. Those funds are many times more than the funds given to them by the other four big countries."

"After all, the Land of Fire has the most abundant supplies. Otherwise, how could there be so many ninja villages who want to kill Konoha, just for the rich land of the Land of Fire."