Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

There are too many unstable factors in Bai's side, it is safer to start with Zai Buzhu...

"There is no other way, let's fight, that formidable fake... the younger brother of the formidable young lady will not be cut again! Just right, our soldiers will fight against soldiers, generals against generals!"

"Stop, stop...! What are you talking about? I... I'm his little brother!?"

Zai Bu Zhan suddenly shouted to stop, pointing at Shiro in astonishment.

"Nonsense, you are not his little brother, are we?"

"I'm his boss! I'm the general, and he's the soldier!"

"Aha? You're the boss? What... do you mean? It means... [ghost man! If you don't cut the peach ground again, you are very greedy for life and afraid of death against the subordinate ninja? Then let the subordinates go to the jounin to fight one-on-one?"

After Xinghuo finished speaking, he winked at Erzhu and Naruto.

As expected of Er Zhu, he instantly understood and said:

"Xinghuo, don't listen to his nonsense, he is scaring them with lies just like you did before, he is scaring us with lies. How could the person who was knocked down by that young lady and almost died with one move before be the young lady's boss? There must be something hidden in the young lady's listening to him, he was already scared by Kakashi-sensei last time, and he was pretending to be a tiger."

"Spicy chicken, foxes pretend to be tigers, disgusting~!"

Although Naruto scolded nothing wrong, but...

This stupid girl really didn't understand what we wanted to do.

Fortunately, I taught her before, and when she didn't understand, she just followed Erzhu's words and cursed casually.

"You actually said that I'm afraid of that gay with colored contacts... Bai! Leave those three brats to you, and I'll fight Kakashi!"

"Don't behead adults again! Don't be childish again!"

"Shut up! You are just my tool, just obey my orders honestly! You have been lying to me for so many years, and I have been raising you so much with good food and drink, but... you actually have that kind of extra parts! If I didn't think you were ready to eat yesterday, I would have been cheated for so long!"

Um?It seems to have heard something secret?

Yes, is that so...?

Knowing that he looks ugly, he will definitely not be able to get a wife in the future, so after finding a good-looking young girl on the side of the road, he plans to raise the young girl to be his wife?

Then, in order to survive, Bai can eat and dress warmly so as not to freeze to death, and if he deceives the innocent, he will not be beheaded?

Wow……!I can't do it anymore, I suddenly feel so pitiful if I don't cut it anymore, tears are about to come out.

"Xinghuo? You, why are you crying all of a sudden?"

"...Suck, suck...you don't understand, that feeling is more sad than the sky collapsed, although I have never experienced it, but I can feel the despair of not being cut again. You two...you two How nice it is to be a girl! Wow!"

Xinghuo, who was crying loudly, hugged Naruto and Erzhu who asked the question tightly.

Hearing Xinghuo's words, she shed tears even if she didn't kill her.

Those were the tears of emotion, not the tears of despair and helplessness like yesterday.

That's right...it turns out that there are still people in this world who can understand their own sadness.

...that silver-haired brat might be a nice guy.

In response to this, Er Zhu, who was held in Xinghuo's arms, wandered back and forth between Xinghuo and Zai Buzhan with contemptuous eyes.

The man is really... the world is as black as a crow.

Chapter 59 The Horn of Battle Has Blown

The situation is very optimistic... No, it should not be said to be optimistic, but to be favored by Lady Luck.

This completely meaningless battle was over before it even started.

Because Zai Bu Zhan suddenly said to Xinghuo emotionally, "I think we will become good friends", and then handsomely accepted... Finding that the beheading sword has not been drawn, Zai Bu Zhan handsomely put it away after pulling out the beheading sword went back.

How stupid is this person, how can this person be stupider than Asma who can't smoke and pretends to be cool.

In other words, is it really okay for the battle to end like this, it feels... a bit unsatisfying.

... Forget it, after all, the other party is a mentally handicapped boy who has been deceived by young boys for so many years, so it is not surprising that he would make the classic battle in the story like this.

All of this is my fault. I overestimated the IQ of other ninjas in Ninja Village. I need to do a deep review after I go back.

"Bai, a man who loves you has already appeared. You go and spend the rest of your life with him. Don't eat and drink with me. Seeing your face makes me sick to my stomach."

"No more beheading, my lord...you, you...you don't want me?"

"What's the use of you with spare parts!? Go away—!"

Without Xinghuo to divert the anger, the anger that never cut off finally vented on Bai.

There was no intense scene, just simply, Bai was kicked by Zabucho.

There is no way to blame him for not killing him, after all his hard work for so many years was ruined in vain.

If he didn't have feelings anymore, he would have slaughtered Bai, that hypocrite who told shocking lies.

Xinghuo felt that the "gentle" action of not chopping was "brutal" in someone's eyes.

Ting~!

"Hatake Kakashi, you are... drinking! What do you mean?"

As expected of a master of Taijutsu who uses the beheading sword, after blocking Kakashi's surprise attack with the sword, he backhanded Kakashi and slid for a few meters, and the difference in physical fitness between the two was immediately apparent.