Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

Who is the teacher!Why do I look like a student who got the wrong answer!

"Excuses...excuses...well...ah, I see, you are deceiving people again. You pretended to be controlled by Ino, but in fact you were not controlled at all. You used such excuses to deceive Uncle Beard, forcibly turned the three-person team into a four-person team!"

"Bingguo~ Congratulations for answering...wrong!"

Xinghuo made an X again, and then looked at Naruto who was tied to the pillar.

Half a second later, Xinghuo looked away from Naruto.

"Woo! Uhhhhhh!!"

Naruto, who felt that his IQ had been humiliated, hummed loudly and struggled constantly.

This stupid girl seemed to be protesting that Xinghuo didn't give her a chance to answer.

——Ignore it, and let her answer it will only be a waste of time.

"Now I'm going to announce the correct answer. In fact, you all guessed part of it right, but not all of it. You have guessed almost the same, but Ino didn't participate in the battle. He just sat under the tree quietly pretending to concentrate on controlling me, quietly Waiting for me to help her pick the fruits of victory. I want to ask her why she didn't join the battle, because she has limited mobility~!"

After saying this, Xinghuo glanced at the other three present with childlike eyes.

How should I put it, that look is quite annoying, and I don't know how he feels that he is an adult.

"With so few clues, who would have guessed that Ino didn't participate in the battle!"

Erzhu didn't seem to be the same as Kakashi, so concerned about Xinghuo's irritating attitude, he was just criticizing Xinghuo's problematic topic.

"I've actually given you enough clues, but you're too stupid to guess. Don't you think about it yourself? Why would I help Ino fight like this? And the iron triangle of Zhuludie , why would they accept my help? They are the Iron Triangle. If I have one more person in, it will easily cause problems in their cooperation. To sum up, isn’t the answer already obvious? Ino can’t fight, but she will suddenly be unable to fight It was me who killed him."

"...Who would guess such a thing!"

"You think everyone is you!"

Kakashi and Erzhu roared at Xinghuo one after another.

In this regard, Xinghuo once again used that annoying gaze, swept the two of them alike, shook his head and said:

"So, a child is a child, and there is a huge gap compared to an 'adult'. Alas~ I can't help it. It's too worrying to let you children act together. I, an 'adult', must guard you Just do it."

"Why do you always say that you are an adult, and you emphasize your tone! A real adult is like that, isn't it!?"

While Erzhu was speaking, he pointed at Kakashi.

After hearing Erzhu's words, Xinghuo became even more proud, looked at Kakashi arrogantly with his nostrils and said:

"Just him? Can this kind of thing be considered an 'adult'?"

"Hey... what do you mean, I will be thirty in a few years, and my age is more than twice your age. Let alone adults, even if you call me uncle, I can't be regarded as taking advantage of you .”

"Heh~ A 30-year-old virgin who is about to change from a ninja to a magician, hot chicken..."

Regarding Xinghuo's arrogant attitude, Kakashi wanted to beat him up.

But ah... he thought of a reason why a stinky brat would call himself an adult.

"Fifty-five, look at your expression... You have already guessed it. That's right, I was only 12 years old, last night..."

"No, don't say it, no...don't..."

"... You have already lost the qualification to change jobs to become a magician. And you, Hatake is [-]-[-], and you will become the laughing stock of men in a few years. You can only sleep with Xiao Zuo and Xiao You every night , every day...you can only read books like kissing heaven to relieve your loneliness. Soon, soon you will..."

"...Don't say it, don't... My life is not so miserable, I..."

Kakashi clutched his aching chest and kept backing away, exuding sparks of 'adult' brilliance, an existence that poor creatures like him could not resist.

And Xinghuo approached Kakashi step by step.

"You what? You want to say that you will lose your virginity soon? Just you, the Hatake magician?"

"I, I can go to the hotel to find..."

"What are you looking for? Looking for Kabuki to help you get rid of your virginity? Haha~ Isn't this still a laughing stock?"

"No, it's not like that...I..."

"Little Hatake, don't show such a pitiful expression, it will make me, an 'adult', feel bad. Come~ call me Teacher Xinghuo, and then how about becoming my student? Don't rush to refuse, after becoming my student , the teacher can teach you how to pick up girls. Do you want to have a beautiful girl who will take the initiative to throw you in the arms of 4.4~——”

"...This, this... I, I am your teacher, I am Konoha's..."

sigh~

When Kakashi was about to be bewitched by Spark, Erzhu promptly helped him.

She sneaked up from behind Xinghuo and instantly locked Xinghuo's throat.

"What do you mean!? I seem to have heard some terrible news just now, a piece of news that would allow me to choke your throat to death...! Can you tell me in detail what's going on? Xing~huo~ -"

Well, in fact, the reason why Er Zhu shot was not to save a sad man who was about to recognize a student as a teacher.

A good-for-nothing who lied about his real age, but was actually older than Kakashi, saw that the situation was so dangerous, one second he wanted to trick someone into calling him teacher, and the next second he called him teacher directly.

"... Uh... Aren't we going to test? Kakashi-sensei, our test hasn't started yet, has it?"

Chapter 32 Best Screenplay Kakashi

"Test? What is the test? Anyway, you are all... uh... heh, hehe, I originally wanted to test you in the third level, whether you will give up the mission for your companions. The result is already obvious. Partners can give up the exam, you almost pass the pass. The test is officially over."

"Ah, ah...ah?"