Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

Don't, my hand, don't hold this swim trunk up to my nose in public...!

"Evil~——"

Naruto elongated the disgusting sound of the syllable.

I don't know when this stinky girl came out of the fitting room, it's too late, can't she come out later.

"Don't, don't get me wrong, I just want to see if these swimming trunks are dirty."

Looking at Xinghuo who hastily hid his swimming trunks behind him, Naruto said contemptuously:

"Look with your nose?"

"Uh... Naruto, do you know that some people can use their nostrils to stare at people, so... their noses can actually be used for their eyes. For example, I am the one-in-a-kind genius."

"Is that so? Xinghuo, you are amazing!"

"Well, that's how I..."

"You are so stupid! How shameless you want to admit it, do you really think I'm mentally handicapped!"

"...I, I don't know what you're talking about..."

Xinghuo turned his head and squinted at the ceiling, pretending to be demented.

"Like an idiot...how do you feel about my current swimsuit?"

Fortunately, Naruto didn't continue to want to talk about this topic, but just sneered at her and asked her concerns.

Thank you for your generosity.

but……

"To be honest, it doesn't feel any different from before."

"No vision, blind man! It's decided, this one is beautiful and perfect, I want this one!"

Damn, I don't even want to listen to opinions at all, but I don't have any interest in asking.

When Naruto went back to the fitting room to change his clothes, Er Zhu walked out of the fitting room.

"How does it feel, how does it feel? Does it look good?"

"...With all due respect, everything is the same, no one can see anyway."

"Why do you speak so harshly? Are you dissatisfied with my figure? If you have something to say, let me hear it, don't beat around the bush!"

So, why does this girl always think about things in that direction?

Although I want to explain that what I said is that no one can see the swimsuit, not her figure.

But after thinking about it carefully, Xinghuo finally chose to give up.

After a while, Erzhu, with erratic eyes, suddenly said:

"Too, too many, I don't want to choose anymore... Xing, Xinghuo, tell me which one you think looks good, I will buy that one. I just... I just don't want to if I'm a little tired I chose it myself, understand?"

"Let me choose? Well, I think this one is pretty good!"

The guilty Erzhu looked in the direction Xinghuo was pointing at.

Well, it is a very special swimsuit, which definitely attracts the attention of others.

but……

"Isn't that just two ropes!"

"It's disgusting, I hate bitches like you who say 'casual' but are always picky."

"Why do I have to be scolded as a bitch? It's obviously a problem with your head. Change one, change one!"

"Trouble is dead... let's go with that one, my second favorite swimsuit."

"... What's the difference between this one and that one! Isn't it just three shells added to two ropes!"

"Hey, don't ask me for so many complaints... Hurry up and buy it, and then I'll go back to rest..."

"This, this boy is actually angry, and I'm even angry before I'm angry... Forget it! I won't ask you, I will choose the head office myself! Idiot!"

After watching yet another inexplicably angry young girl return to the fitting room, Xinghuo found a chair and sat down.

"That's why... I hate this kind of women, especially women who make trouble for no reason. It's better for Hinata..."

Some people haven't been able to get benefits from their fiancée for two years, so they really can't blame them all.

……

The next day, the kids waiting for the teacher in the classroom were all talking about what each other had in their backpacks.

"Wow, that's a lot of milk..."

Naruto, who secretly looked at the two-pillar backpack, yelled such a sentence, and then a new lump grew on his head.

Not only that, but Erzhu snatched her backpack.

"...Why, why are you so stupid, but the things you bring are so normal, no, it's impossible...!"

"What are you talking about, is it so strange that I don't bring strange things!?"