Naruto's Soft Rice is Delicious

"You want to swim, don't you? Well, I'll tell you how. There is a box of Band-Aids in the small drawer of the cabinet in the living room. Tomorrow, you will take three and stick them on your body, so that a convenient and easy-to-use swimsuit will be formed."

"...This, this, this... who can do this kind of thing! I want a swimsuit, and I want a beautiful swimsuit!"

"Get out, if you keep making noise, I will let you look at your bandaged feet tomorrow, and then sit on the shore and watch us play with smiles all over your face!"

After frightening Naruto into holding Sasuke and crying, Xinghuo noticed that Erzhu seemed to have a sad face.

It seems that there is something bothering me. At this time, as a man, I should...

"Hey! You pretend you didn't see anything, come and ask me what's bothering me!"

"Hey, I'm already like this and I haven't escaped yet. Tell me, what are you worrying about..."

"What, this perfunctory attitude!"

Although Erzhu was very dissatisfied with Xinghuo's attitude, he still planned to express her troubles.

"Tomorrow's school trip is going to the beach, and I haven't figured out what to do until now. I can't just wear a pair of simple swimming trunks like you. And for me to sleep together..."

"Ha! Afraid? Poor bamboo pole, are you afraid of losing face?"

Orangutan Ying suddenly interjected, standing on the table and chair while talking, lifting up her clothes to show off her muscles.

"I just said, how can there be people in this world who don't love muscles. It turns out that you have always hidden your inferiority complex in your heart. Bamboo pole, show me carefully. These are the lines that a man should have!"

"Ming, it's obviously a boy..."

Erzhu, who obviously focused on the wrong place, turned his head away with a dead face.

"Hey, darling, Sasuke, you're just a little late in your development, and you'll grow up later. Don't cry~"

And he was comforted by Naruto touching his head.

It doesn't matter, this flat young girl is in a good mood now, and I am more concerned about another thing now.

"Gorilla, what are the red marks on your body?"

"Oh, you said this, these are the leather whips I use every night when I am lonely..."

"—Stop! That's enough, there's no need to go on."

Xinghuo, who had already roughly understood what was going on, hurriedly stopped the orangutan.

"But, but I don't have any key things..."

"To shut up!"

"This awkward feeling of not being able to finish the sentence... so refreshing, so good~! The tough attitude and contemptuous eyes... are very good. I was born in this world just to be treated like this, happiness ——!”

...I don't know how the orangutan parents will feel when they hear their son's words.

But now is not the time to think about such boring things...

"Don't take me with you when you're freaking out! You didn't see that the students all used different... uh, they weren't looking at us. Just, even if no one was watching, you can't say that it's so easy to give way If people misunderstand!"

"Xinghuo, don't worry, everyone is used to the fact that you are a gay, and will not misunderstand you."

Hinata comforted Xinghuo in this way.

Miss, are you sure you're not here to make up the knife?

As for why Xinghuo was regarded as gay by the whole school, it was really thanks to his mentally handicapped father-in-law.

Knowing that Erzhu will continue to play the boy, he still frankly advertises that Erzhu is engaged to him.

It's all right now, everyone in the school regards him as the gay guy who forced Er Zhu to be with him.

That's where the constant stream of anonymous damning letters in the shoe closet comes from.

If it weren't for the prestige of "defeating" Itachi, the Jnin, and also relying on Uchiha.Xinghuo had long been beaten to death by those idiotic fans of Erzhu and those moralists who disliked him.

However, these little bastards in the school are just appetizers, and the real highlight is the Naruto and Hinata forces.

Thinking about it carefully, it is really amazing that I can survive this kind of situation safely.

Um?wait wait wait!

It seems that some important clues have been found.

Because they are backed by Uchiha, Sandai and Nichizu often find fault with Uchiha's people maliciously.

Speaking of which, the two bigwigs representing the other two factions seem to have seen each other more frequently recently, and often whispered to each other when they "please" themselves to drink tea.

Ha, hahaha, how could it be, I must be thinking too much.

Yes, yes, I think too much, no matter how those two psychopaths... psychopaths...

"Goo...!"

Xinghuo swallowed with cold sweat, after all, there is something that a psychopath can't do.

Turning his head to look at Hinata who was smiling at him, he stammered:

"Hina, Hinata... I, I, I, I ask you a question."

"Huh? What's the problem?"

"That... recently... has uncle said anything strange to you?"