Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Hmm~" Ou Xuemei and the others couldn't help it again, covered their mouths and laughed.
"Are you so experienced?" He Chiqing didn't panic, instead Jiang Xing was the senior.
"Yes, Sister Ghost often makes appointments here. She said that this place is much better than my luxury car. It has a 360-degree panoramic sunroof and a world-famous natural air conditioner. The weather is beautiful and the environment is good. It can create an atmosphere. And it's exciting." Hu Xing had already driven the car to a high speed.
Sister Gui was covering her face and laughing until tears were about to come out.
The same goes for Ou Xuemei and Teacher Bai, they really laughed until their eyes were moist.
Hu Xing, an old driver, is really old enough to be impeccable.
"But we've been here so many times, and we haven't met you and Xia Qingtian once." Senior Xing said solemnly.
"Okay, okay, I'm not interested in knowing the shitty things about you post-95 young men and women"
"I'm here to investigate and solve the case, so don't say these things."
"What's there to show off? Who hasn't had the exciting love in school days?" Detective Sa felt that he could no longer keep a low profile, and he had to drive.
"Haha~" Detective Sa said there was nothing wrong with it, Hu Xing was very cooperative and even gave Detective Sa a high five.
"You guys were chatting on the rooftop, did you ever quarrel?" Senior Ghost changed the subject sharply.
"We..." He Chiqing was speechless, which further explained the problem.
"Although I did have a little unpleasantness with her, I believe that my sunny day is a very sunny and positive girl."
"Wait a minute, is it convenient to reveal what the little unhappiness is?" Detective Sa understands this problem very gossipingly, but He Chiqin is very strict with his mouth: "Emotional matters, I can't explain clearly."
"What else could it be? It's either because you don't have a house or a car, or you don't have money. If you don't have both, then you're not tall enough or handsome enough." Hu Xing stabbed He Chiqing's heart hard.
"Neither." He Chiqing said seriously that it was not.
"None of these? Then I understand, women are also more unhappy with men with bad kidneys."
"Ahaha~" Hu Xing spoke again and drove again, which made everyone stand up
"I can't do it anymore." Bai Jinting was the first to say with a smile that he couldn't do it anymore.
"What's wrong? Now it's a very serious 4.8 analysis of the case, okay?" Xing Xuechang spread his hands and said.
"Are you a detective or am I a detective now?" Detective Sa seriously warned Senior Xing: "If you interfere again and interfere with my work, I have the right to appeal to you, understand?"
These star seniors dare not speak.
"Let me ask Teacher Bai now, are you working as an instructor in the victim's club?" Detective Sa began to understand the second suspect.
"Yes." Teacher Bai replied.
"At the same time, are you also a teacher of the photography department?" After Detective Sa asked, Teacher Bai honestly answered yes.
"The relationship between aperture and shutter?" The sudden question made Mr. Bai a little confused.
When Teacher Bai couldn't answer, Detective Sa smiled immediately: "Excellent, the teachers in your school are all excellent."
Chapter 1215
"Where were you when the incident happened?" Detective Sa continued to ask Mr. Bai.
"I'm in the office." Teacher Bai was very cooperative, saying that he was in the office: "I'm going to meet a crew at 01:30, and I'll be back in the office at 02:30, and I'll be in the office after that."
"During this process, did you find anything unusual? It was between 2 and 3 o'clock." Detective Sa continued to ask Mr. Bai.
In the end, the teacher turned around and asked Teacher Bai beside him: "Did you hear that, 咻~~~啪!"
The point is, He Chiqing still has a serious face and a very funny expression.
"Hahaha~ Hmph." For some reason, Senior Xing couldn't help laughing like a pig when he heard Mr.
"Hahaha~" When Hu Xing laughed like a pig at the end, everyone who thought it was funny clapped their hands and laughed again.
Senior Xing finally realized that he had lost his composure by laughing so funny, so he quickly covered his mouth.
It is also because of the innocent look of Senior Xing covering his mouth in the last 20, everyone else is laughing and tears are about to come out
The audience who watched the show were also laughed out loud by Hu Xing's pig's voice at the end.
"That's your girlfriend." Detective Sa smiled and pushed Teacher He.
In the end, Mr. He crossed his hands between his legs in a very unscrupulous manner, and explained with an embarrassed smile: "No, I just asked."
"I can't stand it anymore. How can you be a boyfriend?" Detective Sa really laughed.
"Is this called a boyfriend? Huh~ bang! Can you be a little more infatuated?" Now He is infatuated.
Anyway, just now Senior Xing laughed like a pig because of this slap.
"Then Senior Ghost, what were you doing on the day of the incident?" Detective Sa asked the third suspect.
"After I finished my activities with them in the morning, I went to buy these things."
"I'll go to see Teacher Bai in the afternoon." Senior Ghost explained what she was doing at that time.
"When did you find Mr. Bai?" Detective Sa asked.
"It's after the morning activities. I forgot. I don't know what time it is."
"Because I have a slight amnesia, that is, I quickly forget what I said." Senior Ghost tried to explain.
"Then why do you still remember that I'm your boyfriend?" Senior Xing asked Senior Sister Gui sharply.
"That's your girlfriend, why do you ask this question?" Detective Sa couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "I said, how do you two make boyfriends?"
"He Chiqing knows that his girlfriend is dead, and he gloats here."
"Your senior Xing doubts your girlfriend's memory?" Detective Sa felt that these people were too weird, but it was Ou Xuemei and Teacher Bai who almost shed tears of laughter.
"But you also know that my memory is not good, like a fish, I only have a seven-second memory." Senior Sister Ghost said so, Senior Xing nodded: "Oh yes, I know this, otherwise I have been doing it every three years. The first time I did something with you, you said it was the first time."
"Hahaha~" Can't help but drive Biao to tell, everyone on the sidelines laughed again.
"Bad guy, hate it, don't make it so clear." Senior Gui also slapped Hu Xing angrily.
"Be serious, this is an explanation scene. Please don't describe things that are not suitable for children... although I am quite curious about the process." If Detective Sa is a serious detective, then he is not Detective Sa.
"Okay, Senior Xing, what were you doing on the day of the incident?" Detective Sa carefully took notes.
"Working with them in the morning, I must have seen Xia Qingtian at that time."
"Then the event was over, and I kept packing my equipment in 601. After all, I am the official photographer of the animation club."
"And then, I also went to the commissary." Senior Xing briefly explained what he was doing at the time, and Detective Sa asked, "What did you buy at the commissary?"
As soon as Detective Sa asked, Senior Xing looked at Detective Sa with a look of shyness on his face.
"It's not, that, that, that thing is used up, and I thought I'd use it with Sister Ghost tonight, so I took advantage of the time and hurriedly bought a few boxes." Senior Xing said very connotatively.
"Haha~~" Hu Xing was the most unprincipled, all the stains of the day were caused by him.
"Did you buy it so early? It's only afternoon." Detective Sa asked gossip.
"It's not too early, she prefers to go to the hotel right after school, so..." Senior Xing said, using the movements of his hands to describe it.
"Don't talk about it, okay; we've never had this kind of experience." Senior Ghost wanted to stop Senior Xing, but Senior Xing said, "Baby, I understand, your first time is still there, I know Yes, you tell me that every time, be obedient, I understand, needless to say."
"Ah!!! I hate it to death." Senior Ghost was very depressed and her chest was tight.
"Since you all decided to go to the hotel after school, why buy it?"
"Aren't there any in the hotel?!" Detective Sa pointed to Senior Xing and asked.
"The key is that the hotel may not be enough." Senior Xing made a big move.
"Ah!!!!!!" Everyone screamed, Teacher Bai and Xuemei Ou couldn't take it anymore.
"Haha~" All the audience watching the show were laughed out loud by Hu Xing's big breath.
"Senior Xing, aren't you? The hotel doesn't have enough?" Detective Sa didn't believe it.
"Yes, it's really not enough. My baby also said just now that she only has 7 seconds of memory."
"Just after 583, she will forget what she said and did just now, and then she will tell me the purpose of starting this time?"
"It's just going back and forth like this. Look, I've lost weight." Hu Xing said with a meaningful smile on his face.
Sister Ghost is already too shy to see anyone.
"Why did I choose such an identity?" Senior Ghost regretted it now, she shouldn't have chosen the identity of Senior Sister, and felt that she was going to be spoiled by Hu Xing.
"Haha~" He Chiqing and the others laughed like crazy, feeling that this show is going to be a blockbuster.
"Of course, it's not all because it's not enough. Another reason is that the quality is not good enough."
"I heard that the spare parts in many hotels are not of good quality. They are either pierced by needles or have other problems."
"Everything, Sister Ghost usually asks me to bring it myself." Senior Xing finished what he wanted to say.
"Okay, now I can fully assure him that Senior Xing is not a murderer." Detective Sa felt that interviewing Senior Xing was very enjoyable, and this was the most enjoyable one so far.
It can be said that so far, all the jokes have been contracted by Hu Xing.
Although it is a bit dirty and connotates a bit of an old driver, but I have to admit that Hu Xing's car is very good, and the audience who watched the show must have found it very entertaining.
Chapter 1216 Don't talk nonsense
"Xuemei Ou, are you a freshman?" Detective Sa continued his questioning session.
"Yes." Ou Xuemei acted like I was a little girl.
"It doesn't look like it." After looking at it, Detective Scattered began to get nervous.
"..." Ou Xuemei really has no way to answer these words, she can only give you a blank stare, let you experience it yourself.
"Detective, how can you casually say that a girl is old?" Senior Gui also started to make trouble between the girls, but the detective quickly shut her up.
"Then let me ask you a question, when do you usually go to the square dance?"
"Haha~" Detective Sa pierced so fiercely that everyone laughed.
"Okay, Ou Xuemei, where were you at the time of the crime? What were you doing?!" Detective Sa entered his own mode and stopped trying to hide.
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