Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Don't say I was wrong, could it be that you are wrong? I don't want to live anymore?" Even if it was Di Lieba, Hu Xing still smacked her arm with a towel.
"Hahaha~" Seeing two beauties being raped by Hu Xing in front of the camera, the male viewers in front of the TV felt very relieved.
Just now Hu Xing spoke for the girls, which made the boys very depressed.
Well now, when Hu Xing used this method to refute the girls, it made the male audience feel very relieved.
"Don't you know what it means to let you go when you quarrel?" Zheng Xiulu asked Hu Xing again.
"Get out, you said we don't care about you; come back, you said back to be angry with you, what do you want? Die." Hu Xing said with a whip, and Zheng Xiulu's body trembled after being beaten.
"Haha~" Chen He and the others, who were watching the play next to them, felt that this was too manly, and it was the voice of a man. Really, it completely spoke out what a man was thinking.
"When you quarrel, you boys don't know how to coax others." Song Qian here said to Hu Xing.
But Hu Xing turned around and slapped Song Qian: "Yue! Coax! You just! Get more energetic! Don't coax, and say that we don't love you, you will die."
"Pfft! Haha~" Hu Xing even hit Song Qian the same way, this is really daring.
"A boy who likes to play games is not worthy of being a boyfriend." Zheng Xiuzhen thought for a while, and then he used this as an example to Hu Xing. In the end, Hu Xing smoked backhandedly: "Smoking! Drinking! Boys who play disco, you just love it." Is the sea dry stone rotten?"
"..." Di Lieba and Zheng Xiulu all stared at Hu Xing with dumbfounded eyes, is this okay?
At this time, the audience in front of the TV was already laughing in front of the TV.
Hu Xing's rebuttals are too awesome, every sentence is from the man's heart.
"You boys don't go shopping with us when you rest!" Di Lieba just finished speaking, Hu Xing slapped her backhand again: "Going to work exhausted, are you blind? It's rare to take a day off, don't feel sorry for us You want me to go shopping with you? And you still go shopping for seven days! You go to seven shopping malls in one day! Your WeChat steps are more than my monthly salary."
"Haha~" Hu Xing's forceful retort made all the staff members of the director team who watched the recording scene burst into tears of laughter.
Zheng Kai and the others felt very powerful when they watched the show. Hu Xing is really a man, but he played very well. I really want to try it.
Chapter 1112 Women want to fight
"Boys, is your ex-girlfriend looking for you again?" Zheng Xiulu asked.
"She found me! I didn't find her! I don't know why she is looking for me?!" This kind of question is a question that many girls would ask their boyfriends in real life, but Hu Xing This answer gave full marks.
"You didn't say you love me today." As soon as Di Lieba finished speaking, Hu Xing pulled over: "It's been 364 days, what's wrong with missing one day?!"
"Crack! Crack! Crack!" The entire recording site resounded with Hu Xing's whipping of Di Lieba and Zheng Xiulu, and the whipping was very vigorous.
However, the difference is that the audience in front of the TV is already laughing badly, and some people even burst into tears, because Hu Xing is so cute.
Hu Xing played very well, but when Reba and Krystal turned their heads and squinted at him, Hu Xing felt a murderous aura covering him.
Feeling this, Hu Xing instinctively bent his legs, and knelt down with a bang.
"I'm sorry, I was wrong." Because of his wife's look, Hu Xing knelt down and admitted his mistake, and the movement was so coherent and smooth that it was unbelievable. It can be seen that Hu Xing did this a lot.
"Hahaha~" The audience who were already crying because of Hu Xing's appearance just now, when Hu Xing knelt down, tears kept bursting out of their eyes.
Many people even fell on the sofa with their stomachs in their arms laughing, or on the bed laughing.
Reba and Zheng Xiulu, this is the current position, the two favorites among Hu Xing's Chinese wives and Korean girlfriends.
It's no wonder that when they glanced at Hu Xing at the same time, he could subconsciously and instinctively kneel down.
"Puchi." They were about to say something, but after seeing Hu Xing actively admitting his mistake, they couldn't say anything now, they could only make such a speechless laugh.
After the fuss, Chen He also put on the wig prepared by the column team.
"Oh my god." After Song Qian saw it, she was immediately taken aback by Chen He's appearance.
"Haha~" The directors of the column team all laughed and looked at Chen He after seeing it.
"Am I beautiful?!" Chen He put on a wig, still very confident in the concave shape.
"No, this wig is still crooked." Reba said and walked over to help Chen He tidy up the wig.
Deng Chao is also helping to tidy up and put on this wig for Chen He.
However, when seeing this, Hu Xing couldn't help being jealous.
"That..." Hu Xing took two steps forward and looked at Reba, who also turned to look at him.
"Hey, your partner today seems to be me?" Hu Xing reminded Reba, don't forget who your partner is today.
"..." Reba, who was arranging Chen He's wig, immediately reacted when she heard the words.
Reba turned her head to look at Chen He, raised her hand and slapped Chen He's face in a moderate way: "Who are you?"
"..." Chen He looked at Reba in a daze, what's wrong with me, slap me for Mao.
"Hahaha~" When Chen He was slapped in the face in a daze, everyone clapped their hands and laughed again.
"What are you doing?" Chen He didn't understand why he was slapped.
"Haha~" Zheng Kai and the others all laughed and looked at Reba who returned to Hu Xing's side.
"What was I doing just now? He's not my cleaning partner, why should I help him?" Reba came back, and she still didn't forget to explain what she did just now.
Even Hu Xing was amused by this lovely woman.
"Why? Do you want to fight? Hit my woman." Deng Chao stood up and quarreled with Hu Xing very manly.
"What's wrong? Men still want to intervene in fights between women?!" Not only you Deng Chao can speak for your woman, but I, Hu Xing, can too.
"That's your woman meddling, that's my woman. She just messed with her hair. It was your wife who came over and slapped my woman. Do you want to fight?!" The stars are noisy.
"Yeah, we're going to fight, come on." Hu Xing was very manly, supporting Reba.
It's noisy here, making it interesting for others to see.
But this is almost the same, everyone can wake up the first game.
123 The wooden man was arrested by Wang Zulan. He didn't have a female partner, so of course he was the one to arrest.
"Are you ready?" The Wang group basket is ready.
"Come on." Reba jumped onto Hu Xing's back, but she couldn't feel the slightest weight.
"Honey, am I gaining weight?" Reba was actually very concerned about her weight.
"No, very light." Hu Xing replied very easily.
"Then I won't lose weight." Since her husband said it was very light, Reba said that she would not lose weight.
"Subtract what minus, really, every day shouting to have a baby."
"Now that I've lost weight, I'll have to lose weight again after I actually get pregnant and have a baby. It's unnecessary."
"If you want to reduce it, you can reduce it after giving birth." Hu Xing said to Reba domineeringly.
But we are chatting here, and Zheng Kai also wants to praise Zheng Xiulu's figure.
"Wow, Krystal, you are really light, how many catties?" Zheng Kai knew this question, maybe it was a bit abrupt for a girl after all.
But for a girl with a good figure, disclosing her weight will become a show off.
"88." Zheng Xiulu disclosed his weight.
"What, you only weigh 88 pounds?" Reba was surprised to hear this weight.
"I'm 94, okay?" Di Lieba also disclosed her weight.
"Aren't you 5 centimeters taller than me? Your cup is also bigger than mine." Krystal didn't estimate this, and said that the reason why Reba is heavier than her is that Di Lieba has a height of 170 and an E cup.
Zheng Xiulu is currently 165, and the cup size is only C. There is a difference of two cups, so the weight must be different.
"That's right." Di Lieba thinks about it and it's true. She is famous for her good figure.
Even if Reba usually wears conservative clothes, it is good, but it is inevitable that there will be times when she wears clothes that show her figure.
For example, when participating in some award ceremonies, Reba's figure is really fully displayed in a dress, no matter how beautiful the dress is, it will be covered by Reba's devilish figure.
So far, Hu Xing has three wives among China's top ten devil-figure actresses.
Di Lieba ranked first, Song Jia ranked second, and Gu Li Nazha ranked fifth.
All three of them have long legs that defy the sky, all have slender willow faces and vest lines, and they also have a pair of E pets that attract the attention of all men.
As a slight favorite in the entertainment industry, Liu Yan became popular because of this.
Chapter 1113 Fight back~~Take it out! !
Di Lieba, Song Jia, and Nazha all have E pets, and of course they are also very eye-catching. Coupled with their high popularity, they were selected as the top ten female stars with devilish figures in mainland China. This is not an exaggeration at all.
In fact, Liu Shishi is also an E pet, but because she is the most conservative, and her temperament is more likable than her E pet, that's why she was not really included in the list of top ten devil figures.
If Liu Shishi released a sexy photo, then her devilish figure would also surprise many people's attention.
It's just that Liu Shishi is used to keeping a low profile, and she can use her temperament to cover up her appearance and good figure, so she doesn't care about it.
"1! 2! 3! Wooden people!" Wang Zulan turned his head after losing three numbers to see who was moving.
After taking a small step, he stopped moving, and everyone else looked at Wang Zulan.
It is the most relaxed for the girl on the boy's back.
It's just that it's a tragedy on Deng Chao's side, because Chen He's tonnage is really no joke.
After several times of '123 Wooden Man', Deng Chao couldn't carry Chen He anymore.
At this time, Chen He was still on Deng Chao, and it all came from the fact that he held onto Deng Chao so tightly that it did not fall off.
"It can't be done, you go down for me, it's too heavy." Deng Chao couldn't move, so he asked Chen He to come down.
"No, no, Brother Chao, we can't lose, just keep going."
"You can't give up yet, you know, 367 work hard, keep working hard, do you hear me?" Chen He tried desperately to persuade Deng Chao not to fall off.
It's just that Hu Xing, who was next to him, drove away at this time: "Brother Chao is hallucinating, I always feel that the tone of Chen He's words, at some point, you also heard sister-in-law say it?"
Hu Xing drives, now everyone knows what it means
Even Song Qian knew what the connotation of Hu Xing's words was.
"Haha~" Deng Chao broke his merits because of the laughter, and finally Chen He just fell down.
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