Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

Early the next morning, Hu Xing and Reba went out together.

"Hey, good morning Director Hu." When Hu Xing arrived, Deng Chao had already arrived.

"Oh, Master Deng, long time no see." Hu Xing called Deng Chao because "The Breakup Master" is currently in theaters, so Hu Xing jokingly called Deng Chao Master Deng.

"Hehe~" The entire staff of the column team smiled and watched the two bicker.

"Director Hu, I want to change my car recently, can I get a discount?" Deng Chao was helping the staff put on a headset for him, and chatting with Hu Xing.

"It's not up to me. Ask the director's wife. Activities like discounts are handled by the director's wife. I'm just in charge of designing behind the scenes." Hu Xing did the same, asking the staff to wear some clothes for him. Headphones or something.

Hu Xing came here with Reba, but she was arranged by the director of the program group to change clothes in another place, and she was not with them.

Chen He, Zheng Kai and the others also came one after another.

"What are you doing today?!" None of them knew what they were doing.

Today's arrangement is in a more distinctive music bar.

After they were all dressed and changed, Hu Xing was the first to walk up.

Hu Xing is still like that, simple and handsome.

After Hu Xing walked in, he found a place to sit down, but just in time he saw Zheng Kai walking in pretendingly, and even posed a pose with the wall propped up.

"Okay, stop pretending, come in quickly." Hu Xing couldn't bear to interrupt him, but this guy was really good at pretending.

"Hehe~ What are you doing? You only act like this once a week, why don't you cooperate?" Zheng Kai walked in with a smile, followed by Wang Zulan, Deng Chao, Chen He, and Li Chen.

Everyone came in one after another and found a place to sit down.

"Why is there no Reba?" Wang Zulan immediately discovered that Reba was not there.

"It's good that Reba isn't here, so it shows that she's on stage with a female guest today." Chen He knew this very well, and thought it was the best.

"That's right, as long as Reba doesn't start the show with us, it's certain that today's guest will be a female guest, which is a good thing, come on, cheers." Deng Chao raised the atmosphere and raised his glass to each other.

After clinking glasses, Deng Chao brought up the old topic: "Do you still have no girlfriend now?"

"..." Zheng Kai, who was drinking coffee, looked up at Deng Chao in disgust when he heard this question.

"Haha~" Li Chen, who was also single, looked at Zheng Kai with a smile.

"Ask every week, is it interesting?" Zheng Kai, a single dog, broke out.

"Well, let's ask something else." Chen He planned to ask something new.

"Suppose, someone gives you 100 million, and you don't want to find a girlfriend this year, would you like it?" Chen He asked Zheng Kai like this, which made Zheng Kai confused...

Before Zheng Kai could answer, Hu Xing, who was next to him, had a face full of righteous indignation and displeasure, and said angrily, "Your question is naive and ridiculous; you said that if you don't pay, Zheng Kai can find a girlfriend?"

"Bah! Solve the problem." Hu Xing finally turned his head and poohed at the ground.

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's quick answer made Chen He and Deng Chao all look at him and laugh.

In fact, the funniest thing is Hu Xing's expression and tone, that is the most amazing place.

That last line 'Bah!"Break the problem" made everyone laugh.

It seems that Hu Xing is speaking for Zheng Kai, but in fact this is the most exaggerated one complaining about Zheng Kai.

Zheng Kai didn't know how many times he was teased like this.

"You guys are really enough, I don't want to be single, okay; but the problem is, I haven't met a suitable one yet, how can I date?!" Zheng Kai said that he didn't want to either.

"All the good girls now are talked about by Hu Xing." Zheng Kai said it was Hu Xing's fault.

"What's the matter with me? Among my girlfriends, most of them are born in the 90s. Only three are born in the 80s. Song Jia's height is 173, and you have short legs. Do you think you are worthy?" Hu Xing said. Asked, Zheng Kai finally shook his head, it was too high for him.

"Then Liu Shishi has such a good temperament, a woman who can't cook; you, a person who can't even distinguish between sugar and salt, do you think you can raise her? If you date, let alone have children, you If the two can live to get married and not be starved to death, they are already very lucky, okay?" Hu Xing's exaggeration, but there is no way to refute it.

"Isn't Zhao Liying suitable for me? I'm not tall, and I can cook." Zheng Kai said that Zhao Liying must be suitable, and it's only a year difference.

"Your five elements are not compatible, and your zodiac signs are wrong; even if you date, what's the use? Didn't you break up in the end, and also provoked the image of a scumbag for yourself, isn't it interesting?" When it comes to Zhao Liying, Hu Xing even complains about Zheng Kai that's it.

"Okay, okay, Zheng Kai, don't use the reason why you can't find a girlfriend, and say it's Hu Xing's fault."

"Why do you have to look at other people's girlfriends? You also see if you are worthy." Chen He and Zheng Kai are good brothers, and this kind of hatred is a normal relationship.

Chapter 1106 Bah, magic stick

"Let's chat while the female guest is decorating." Hu Xing didn't know when the female guest would come out, so he planned to chat first.

"What do you mean a female guest is decorating?" Wang Zulan didn't realize it all at once.

"In the eyes of us men, a woman who puts on makeup for more than two hours is considered a renovation."

"Haha~" Deng Chao and Chen He who were next to him understood and laughed in sympathy.

"You guys are poisonous." Zheng Kai and the others looked at Hu Xing with an angry smile.

"Don't forget, Reba is also putting on makeup there." Li Chen reminded Hu Xing.

"Hmm~" Hu Xing shook his head and said, "Have you ever seen Reba put on makeup in Running Man?"

"..." Accidentally, Hu Xing showed off his girlfriend, which made Chen He and the others dislike Hu Xing, this guy really knows how to show off.

"Hu Xing, let me ask you, how old is a man?" Anyway, he was waiting for a guest, so it would be good to take advantage of this time to find something to talk about.

"25 years old." To this question, Hu Xing answered subconsciously.

"Why?" Hu Xing said with such certainty, but there must be a reason, right?

"Because I'm 24 years old."

"..." Chen He, Zheng Kai and the others became depressed one after another, and then glanced at Hu Xing,

"Hahaha~" The directors of the column group all laughed and looked at Hu Xing.

Oh, in your heart, Hu Xing, anyone older than you is an old man, right?

You are the standard for judging old men, aren't you?

The audience in front of the TV and computer were also very upset by Hu Xing's nonsensical reason.

This kind of reason, only Hu Xing can think of it, otherwise, who else can think of such a reason.

"Let's talk about the fact that Zheng Kai doesn't have a girlfriend yet." After thinking about it, Deng Chao thought this matter was the most interesting.

"Okay, stop talking, what's the point?"

"Zheng Kai is doomed to be single for the rest of his life." Chen He felt disgusted that Zheng Kai was hopeless.

"If you want to say that again, I will find a partner tomorrow and I will tell you." After being molested a lot, Zheng Kai also lost his temper, and determined to find a partner tomorrow.

"Hmm." Regarding Zheng Kai's words, Hu Xing hummed very perfunctorily.

"I still don't respond to what others introduced, and you still want to find it yourself? It's over, and you are still working every day. If you are ugly and want to be beautiful, you can boast if no one is chasing you. Brother will obey you."

"..." Zheng Kai closed his eyes, and lowered his head in annoyance.

"Haha~" Hu Xing complained, Deng Chao and the others gave full marks, there is really nothing better than this.

In fact, Zheng Kai is most afraid of Hu Xing's complaints, especially in terms of feelings.

As long as Hu Xing speaks, it will definitely hit him straight.

The point is, Hu Xing's complaints are correct, and everything he said is correct, and none of them are wrong. This is what Zheng Kai can't do with Hu Xing.

"It's all about me, doesn't Li Chen have a girlfriend?" Zheng Kai was still struggling.

"Li Chen? At Li Chen's age, there is basically no way to save him, do you understand?"

"..." Li Chen, who was still laughing, was even more confused now, why did it come to him.

"Li Chen still has a good eye. Among his predecessors, which one didn't have good looks and a figure?"

"There is no need to worry about whether he is single or not."

"And I also told Li Chen's fortune, he will have a relationship to be made public next year." Hu Xing broke the news, which made Li Chen himself confused.

"No, why is it that I, the person involved, don't know about my relationship going public next year?!" Li Chen really wanted to come out and clarify.

"I told you that I told your fortune. What is fortune-telling? It means knowing what will happen to you in the future."

"Stone man, you don't understand, trust me, next year you will make your relationship public."

"As for Zheng Kai, there will be romances this year, but they won't last forever." Hu Xing counted his fingers as he spoke, looking serious about fortune-telling.

"Hehe~" Hu Xing has entered his identity as a magic stick again.

"Well, since you can tell fortunes, you can also read palms, right?!" In this case, Zheng Kai wanted to make things difficult for Hu Xing.

"Yes, it is necessary." Looking at the palmistry, Hu Xing looked very relaxed.

"Then look at my palmistry, how can I get married?" Zheng Kai stretched out his hand as he spoke.

Hu Xing looked at Zheng Kai's hand in front of him, touched it, and carefully looked at some lines on his palm.

"Judging from your palmistry, you will get married at the age of 26." Hu Xing said to Zheng Kai after reading it.

"I pooh." As soon as Hu Xing said it, Zheng Kai couldn't help poohing him.

"Haha~" Zheng Kai's reaction made Deng Chao and the others laugh out loud again.

"I'm 28 this year, okay? I'm going to get married when I'm 26. I'm a goddamn stick." Zheng Kai couldn't help but yelled again.

This can be regarded as a recovery for Zheng Kai, which made the audience very enjoyable to watch.

"Then let me ask you, what degree do you have?!" Hu Xing was not in a hurry, looking like a fairy.

"Bachelor." Zheng Kai thought for a while, and said that he had a bachelor's degree.

"Then it makes sense." Knowing this, Hu Xing looked like it really was.

"What do you mean?!" Zheng Kai didn't understand, neither did Wang Zulan.

"Knowledge alters your fate."

"Hahaha~" When Hu Xing said the reason, Wang Zulan and the others understood in seconds.

"Bah, magic stick." Knowing that he was tricked again, Zheng Kai yelled at Hu Xing angrily.

The fight between these two Shanghai men made the audience talk about it with great interest, which was very interesting.