Funny Little Boy for Entertainment
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"Haha~" Hu Xing's first sentence after finishing the task was to say that he had no money, which made Reba and Liu Shishi next to him couldn't help laughing at him.
Song Jia was lying on Hu Xing's back, and her whole body was entangled on Hu Xing's back like an octopus.
"Doesn't your column team bear the travel expenses? If you don't, if you want your husband to pay for your wife to travel, with my poor pocket money, I probably wouldn't be able to buy a bottle of water when I went to Europe." Hu Xing was not joking. , seriously.
Song Jia lay on Hu Xing's shoulder, laughing so hard that she dared not face the camera.
The director didn't speak, just looked at Hu Xing with a smile, let's see what he would do.
"I can advance your pocket money." Song Jia looked up and looked at Hu Xing fascinated.
"Oh, you gave me pocket money in advance, and then I had to spend the pocket money you advanced to me as travel expenses. In the end, I still owed you the pocket money you advanced to me. Are you asking for money?" I won't be able to get pocket money from you for the next few years, right?!" Hu Xing is not stupid, after such a calculation, it seems that Song Jia is taking advantage of it?
Song Jia hid her face in Hu Xing's neck again and laughed non-stop.
"Then what are you going to do? I have to go on this trip to Europe."
"I'm your daughter-in-law. If I go to Europe and I don't have money to eat, I'll be hungry and thin. You are the one who loves me." Song Jia acted like a baby to Hu Xing, letting her figure it out.
Hu Xing scratched his head and asked Song Jia to come down.
Not knowing what Hu Xing was going to do, Song Jia came down to see what he was going to do.
Hu Xing walked over, picked up the remote control of the TV, opened the battery replacement cover, and then took out a folded 100 yuan note from inside.
"..." When Hu Xing took out 100 yuan from the remote control, Song Jia, Liu Shishi, and Reba were stunned at the same time.
"Jiang Yingyu, you are actually hiding private money!!!!" After being dazed, the three women questioned Hu Xing in unison.
"Hahaha~" Anyway, the audience watching the show at this time, after seeing the place where Hu Xing hid his private money, all of them burst into laughter.
Yes, this is a man; a man who hides his own money is a real man.
"Good job, tell me honestly, how much and where did you hide it?!" After learning that Hu Xing hid money from her private house, Reba immediately put her hands on her hips.
Hu Xing swallowed, then silently picked up the pillow, opened the zipper of the pillow, and took out two more 50 pieces from the inside.
"..." Seeing that Hu Xing actually hid private money in the pillow, Reba was dumbfounded again.
After that, Hu Xing reached out his hand silently, lifted the coffee table a little, and then took out a 100 note from one foot of the coffee table.
"Is there any more?!" Liu Shishi asked Hu Xing with a smile, is there any more?
Hu Xing scratched his head, then stood up, walked over to pick up the broom on one side, and then unscrewed a plastic cover on the top of the broom, and a finger snapped out another 100 yuan.
"You, hahaha~" After Song Jia saw the place where Hu Xing hid his private money, she was so angry that she lay on the sofa laughing until her stomach ached.
"It's ok, Hu Xing, I didn't realize that you are so good at hiding private money." Reba also laughed when she was angry. Really, Hu Xing hid private money, but they were not angry.
But they were angry, how did Hu Xing think of these places where private money was hidden?
Then Hu Xing walked over, picked up the kettle, and unscrewed the bottom of the kettle, and then several RMB ten yuan jumped out.
"I... you... even hide it in the kettle?" Reba was dumbfounded when she saw it, and asked Hu Xing if you were serious
Unlike Reba's surprise, Song Jia and Liu Shishi were already lying on the sofa with their stomachs in their arms while laughing.
What they find funny is that they have no idea when Hu Xing hid in.
They all understand that, in fact, they manage Hu Xing's money, but they don't manage it strictly.
The pocket money is not as serious as he said at all, it is not really a few hundred dollars a month.
Hu Xing himself has credit cards and bank cards, and he can use them as much as he wants, and they don't care.
As for the hidden pocket money, they really don't know how he did it.
It is also because of the unknown reason that Hu Xing's weird way of hiding pocket money made him laugh so hard that he was so tired from laughing that he could only lie down and hold his stomach and continue laughing.
"Hahaha~" Seeing where Hu Xing took out his private money again, all the audience watching the show burst into tears and laughed
It never occurred to me that there is still a celebrity who hides private money and can hide it in a classic way.
"You, haha~ Hand over everything to me honestly." Reba also laughed so weakly, she sat down and asked Hu Xing to confess honestly, there is no hidden money.
Hu Xing looked like he was afraid of his wife, and came to the side silently, stretched out his hand to pull away the mural on the wall, and took out another RMB 20 face value from the crack.
"Jiang Yingyu!!!" Reba laughed miserably, but still pretended to be very angry.
"It's not money from my own house, it's money I hid for groceries." Hu Xing stood in front of Reba with a look of fear and lowered his head, not even daring to raise his head, so he could only explain in a low voice.
"Do you still want to hide the money for grocery shopping in such a weird place?" Reba looked like a royal palace, and toughly tortured Hu Xing for hiding the money.
"Don't hide it, I'm afraid the master will take it to school to buy snacks and eat it."
"You also know that this girl likes to eat snacks. If she takes the food money to buy snacks at school, then I can't buy food for you without the food money, right?" Hu Xing said confidently. Insufficient explanation to Reba.
"I...you...haha~ Find out how much you have, I want to see, where do you hide your private money?" Reba really wanted to see how this guy hid his private money. clever.
Chapter 1057
"Even on the air conditioner!" Seeing Hu Xing taking out money from the air conditioner, Reba was dumbfounded again: "No, no, how did you think of it?!"
Hu Xing did not speak, walked out of the house silently, passed the floor-to-ceiling windows, and when he came to the sunny side of the balcony, Hu Xing rummaged through a plate of green leaves, and found some five-yuan ones.
"Hahaha~" When seeing this scene, Reba couldn't help herself, and collapsed on the sofa laughing.
Song Jia laughed till she burst into tears, and Liu Shishi was similar, whether they were going anywhere.
My husband is so cute. These places where private money is hidden have completely refreshed their three views on hiding private money.
Not to mention them, when the show was broadcast, I don't know how many viewers laughed internally.
I have never seen such a miserable life for a celebrity, and they are all forced to hide their private money in these places. It is conceivable that Hu Xing usually racks his brains to hide his private money.
The money was actually Hu Xing’s past. Looking at the cash on the table, he hid a little bit of it by himself when he had nothing to do. This was to prepare for the fact that he would come to the house for a show at some point and asked him to use the money to buy it. When it comes to things, he can get money out of these places and prepare them for fun.
Although there are elements of acting involved, it is funny enough that he can think of hiding money in such a place.
Only a person with his brain capacity can think of hiding money in such a place.
"Is there any more? Tell me the truth." Reba sat up and asked Hu Xing.
"No more, that's really all there is." Hu Xing sat down and told Reba honestly.
"Okay, you, you hid so much private money without making a sound?" Reba folded money into various shapes on the table.
1 cent, 5 cents, 1 yuan, 5 yuan, 10 yuan, 20 yuan, 50 yuan, and 100 yuan are all used, and there are really many here and there.
After spreading it all out, Reba roughly counted, more than 800 yuan.
When the audience saw that there were even 1 cents, the internal wounds that had been laughed out of the heart almost didn't bleed from the laughter.
Regardless of Reba, Hu Xing knelt in front of the sofa, pushed Song Jia who was crying from laughter, and asked her: "Look, all my private money is here, is it enough for you to go to Europe?"
It was already funny enough, but now Hu Xing actually asked Song Jia, did he have enough private money to travel to Europe?
"Haha~" No, Song Jia couldn't stop laughing at all, her husband is too cute really.
The same goes for Liu Shishi next to him, who was laid on the sofa by Hu Xing and rolled over laughingly.
Especially, later, when they went to the recording studio to record, Chen Xiaochun, Guo Xiaodong, and Zhang Jie, the three husbands, were all laughed and cried by Hu Xing, who hid his private money.
That's real laughing and crying, tears burst out, you can imagine how interesting it is to hide private money.
But there is also something touching, that is, no matter what, Hu Xing, as long as his wife needs and wants to do things, and there is not enough money, he will give out as much as he has to support his wife.
This kind of dedication is also the reason why many girls are moved.
Although the private money is not enough for Song Jia to travel to Europe for eight days, even the air ticket is not enough.
But when Hu Xing heard that his husband was going to give money to his wife to play, he didn't hesitate to flee all his private money to support his wife.
At this point, you will understand how much Hu Xing loves his wife.
The private money that I worked so hard to hide was finally given to my wife to spend.
"You're an idiot. They told you to calculate the budget, but didn't tell you to actually pay."
"Even if I really ask you to pay me to travel, then I won't give you the income that I manage for you?" Song Jia hesitated for a while, and then asked Hu Xing coquettishly biting her cherry lips.
"Is it really possible? If I'm going on a trip and I'm going to contribute to the travel fund, can you really let me use the money you managed for me?" Hu Xing sat down and found a pen and a notebook .
"That's nonsense, why don't you give it to me? You are my husband. If I don't give you flowers, who else can I give them to?" Song Jia felt amused. Isn't this for sure?
"The money I earn myself is used by my parents as living expenses."
"The money you earn, keep it for me and spend it. Don't tell me I won't give it to you if you want to spend it?" Song Jia is still very good at this.
In fact, the money she earns is used as living expenses for her family, which is what Hu Xing asked them to do.
Anyway, Hu Xing doesn't want their money. Since his daughter has earned money, he can spend it on their biological parents. As a husband, Hu Xing has earned a lot himself, which is enough for him to support his wife for several lifetimes. up.
"Then it's easy." Hu Xing felt very simple now.
"When I went to Europe with Reba last year, I experienced the prices there."
"The prices over there are even more expensive than places like Xiangjiang, Beijing, and Shanghai."
"Take Belgium as an example. More than 50% of the employees there earn a monthly salary of about 3000 euros, which is 2 yuan a month when converted into RMB, which is much higher than the average salary in China."
"A bottle of ordinary Coke costs 1.5 Euros, which is equivalent to 12 RMB." Hu Xing earnestly made a budget for Song Jia.
Hu Xing was sitting on the floor, leaning against the sofa.
Song Jia was sitting behind Hu Xing, hugging his neck, pillowing his shoulders, her two long legs were still wrapped around Hu Xing's waist, just watching Hu Xing make her travel budget clingingly.
"So, this budget cannot be calculated according to the budget of the mainland."
"Tell me first, will you go shopping, will you buy clothes or something?!" Hu Xing put down his hand and touched his wife's long legs.
Song Jia was wearing shorts, and her long legs were of course not covered by clothes.
"If you see something you like and look good, you might buy it." Song Jia might as well.
"That's it." Hu Xing roughly understood, and calculated on the notebook: "50 euros a meal, then I count you three meals a day, that is 150 euros; of course, I have to budget more for you women Yes, maybe when you go back to the hotel, you still need to drink some wine, eat some snacks, etc. I will also include the supper for you, and if you eat four meals a day, it will be 200 euros."
"Hee hee~" Sure enough, her husband understands her, and even this has been counted.
"For food alone, 200 euros; but there are other expenses, the weather is hot, you may sweat when you are tired from shopping, and you need to buy wet wipes, which must be paid to you in advance; If you go to a tourist attraction that is far away, you have to rent a car, and the fare has to be calculated.”
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