Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

However, this is an action made by Hu Xing, so it's not just as simple as hot eyes.

"..." Yun'er and Zhang Yuying were speechless one after another, unable to even speak.

"The virgin red one is too coquettish?" Seeing that they didn't speak, Hu Xing picked up another pink one: "Then you look at this one, the abalone pink one."

Chapter 1005 Speak out

"Virgin girls are too coquettish?" Seeing that they didn't speak, Hu Xing picked up another pink one: "Then you look at this one, the abalone pink one."

"..." Hu Xing even had to drive to describe the color, which made Zhang Yuying close his eyes in a breakdown, then turned around, and patted his forehead lightly in despair, wanting to cry without tears: "Oh my god, my brain hurts..."

Looking at Zhang Yuying who was patting his forehead and leaving without tears, Hu Xing said to her back with a look of disgust: "Oh woman, I don't have any patience."

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's last words made all the girls in the bag store burst into laughter.

Even the boys standing outside the bag shop all laughed and looked at Hu Xing.

When Hu Xing finally said that sentence, his expression was too perfect.

This expression, as the boys standing outside the bag shop, is too familiar.

Because every time I went shopping with my girlfriend and was rejected by my girlfriend and said I was impatient, my girlfriend would always have this expression, which made the boys feel very powerless every time they were complained about like this.

This time is different, Hu Xing can be said to have won the round for the man.

I don't know how many men feel relieved by saying 'Oh woman, I don't have any patience'.

It's just what Hu Xing said just now, "Anyway, I always go out with my backpack, pick the one I like", which expresses the heartfelt thoughts of countless boys with girlfriends.

"La la la~" Hu Xing is cheeky, but he completely ignores the strange eyes and laughter of everyone in the store, and is still very comfortable and happy, immersed in the mood of choosing bags for himself and cannot extricate himself.

Zhang Weiying had no other choice, so she went to complain to Reba and Zhao Liying, telling them to stop Hu Xing quickly.

Reba, Zhao Liying, Nazha, Xu Xian also came over, plus Zhang Yuying, Lin Yuner, a total of six women just looked at Hu Xing who was immersed in choosing bags for herself.

After walking over, they could hear Hu Xing humming by himself.

"An excellent person like me~" Hu Xing sang, while gesticulating on himself with a bag, and posing various aggressive movements.

Originally, a straight man of steel was choosing a bag in a women's bag shop, which was ridiculous enough.

But Hu Xing still sang "an excellent person like him" so narcissistically, isn't he complaining and lamenting that an excellent person like him still has to pick a bag for himself?

"For an outstanding person like me, he should have lived a brilliant life, but after more than 20 years, he is still floating in the sea of ​​people..." Hu Xing seemed not to notice that his girlfriend was by his side.

"Hey, handsome guy, what are you doing?!" Zhao Liying couldn't bear to interrupt...

"Oh, mom is here? Look, does this bag look good?" Hu Xing said, then turned around, hung the bag on his shoulder, and sculpted Zhao Liying, with an expression that I was confident that I was a beautiful woman.

"Puchi!" Zhao Liying, who was about to say something at first, burst out laughing after seeing Hu Xing's expression: "What are you doing? Are you making a fuss here?!"

"I'm picking out a bag. What is flirting? Can you talk? I hate it." Hu Xing's pseudo-mother said, and changed to a white bag: "The color of this bag is good, with white buttocks."

"What white buttocks, people call it pearl white!!!!" Regarding Hu Xing's description, the six girls yelled at Hu Xing in unison and corrected him.

"Haha~" These six goddess stars were all made like this by Hu Xing, one can imagine how cute Hu Xing is.

"Men are not so elegant, come, look at this one, abalone powder." Hu Xing said and hung the pink bag on his body, still with my most beautiful expression in the sky.

"What abalone powder, that's rose powder." Nazha covered his forehead this time, obviously a bit ashamed by Hu Xing's vulgar and old driver's color.

"It's all the same." Hu Xing said very heartily that they were all the same, no difference.

"A smart person like me has long said goodbye to innocence..." Hu Xing sang a line of lyrics again when he was picking out his bag. How does this line feel to explain something?

"Come back for me, have you finished shopping?!" Zhao Liying saw Hu Xing walking to the other side, ready to choose another style, so she asked him to come back quickly.

"Not yet, just stand outside and wait for a while, I'll take another look." Hu Xingtou said incomprehensibly.

"Puff~" The words Hu Xing said were familiar to all the girls.

This is the perfunctory answer given by the girlfriend when the boyfriend asks outside the store when a woman is shopping for clothes and bags.

The only difference is that there was a reversal today, and Hu Xing, a big man, was picking up bags, and then Reba and the other beauties were urging them impatiently.

"Oh, this long-legged white bag looks good." Hu Xing looked at it, then pointed to a white bag and shouted excitedly: "Please take it down for me to have a look."

"Hahaha~" No one could hold back now, everyone laughed and looked at Hu Xing.

"Why are you laughing? Are the boys standing and watching the show?"

"Come in and buy a bag. Anyway, we men pay for it. Anyway, we men will carry it when we go out."

"Why spend our own money on our girlfriends to buy their favorite bag, and then let us men carry it by ourselves? Don't you think it's too bad?"

"Come in, kick out your girlfriend and choose the one we like." Hu Xing said and led all the boys at the door of the store to come in and buy bags.

"There's nothing wrong with what you said." Immediately, a boy listened to Hu Xing's suggestion, went in and dragged his girlfriend out: "Stand here and wait, I'll go in and buy a bag."

All of a sudden, the scene where there were boys outside the store and girls inside the store suddenly changed; now all the girls outside the store were covering their mouths and laughing, while inside the store were boys, busy. The exhilaration of choosing bags.

This picture made everyone who came and went on the stage see it.

After understanding the situation, I realized that this is Hu Xing leading the male compatriots to fight back.

"Oh, there's a lipstick shop next to it? Let's go and choose a lipstick that I like to kiss and kiss." Hu Xing was choosing a bag when he saw a lipstick shop next to him.

"Is that enough? Haha~" Reba couldn't take it anymore, what happened to this guy today?

"It's not enough. There's an underwear store next to it. Choose the one I like; anyway, I'll take it off in the future; just choose the one with less complicated buttons and one that can be undone in a second." Just after Hu Xing finished speaking, all the people nearby The girls blushed in embarrassment.

"Haha~" Hu Xing's real skin made all the girls on this floor cover their faces in embarrassment.

What Hu Xing didn't know was that what he said today made him a trending topic on Weibo again.

Why?It's not because he said what all men are thinking.

Chapter 1006 Master Song's troubles

"Really, I went shopping after a long time, and you messed it up." Back home, Zhao Liying was still nagging.

"Still nagging? Didn't I buy you a bag, lipstick and bra?"

"Honey, what else do you want?!" Hu Xing said and put the things in his hand on the sofa.

"In your words, these are bought for your enjoyment, not for us." Zhang Yuying stood beside him and said in chime.

"Yes, lipstick is used on our mouths, you are the one who kisses us, and you are the one who tastes us."

"The bag is for you to carry when you go out."

"Bra is what we wear, and then you take it off and enjoy it."

"Isn't that wrong?!" Nazha also chimed in, which made Hu Xing roll his eyes even more.

If you don't bother to reason with these unreasonable women, just let it be his by default.

But after Hu Xing sat down, he saw Song Zhuer send a WeChat message.

"What's wrong?" Hu Xing quickly sent a WeChat message to Song Zhuer.

"My mother gave birth to a younger sister." Song Zhuer told Hu Xing about this.

"It was born, what's the matter?" Hu Xing felt strange, there seemed to be nothing to tell him about this, right?

Song Zhuer's father is 70 years old, and he is 44 years old this year.

Song Zhuer's mother was born in 77, so she is 37 years old this year.

In terms of age, she is not very old, but Song Zhuer's mother has already given birth to two children.

Song Zhuer and his sister are only 2 years apart.

This rebirth is the third child, Song Zhuer and this younger sister are 16 years apart.

The age difference is a bit bigger, but it's only 16 years old, which doesn't seem too strange.

After all, Fan Yan is like her younger brother, and there is still a 19-year difference in age, so there is nothing surprising.

"No, if mom gives birth to a younger sister at this time, I will also have a baby in two years. My child and my younger sister will only have such a age difference. Should I be called elder sister or aunt?" Song Zhuer He had already thought about it for a long time, which made Hu Xing even more dumbfounded after seeing it.

"Come on, you, how many years do you still want to have a baby?"

"How old are you yourself? You are only 16 years old, and you want to have children? I don't think about letting you have children if you are not more than 22 years old." Hu Xing never thought that Song Zhuer would have children so early.

The girl is still so young, why give birth to such an early child.

After giving birth to a woman, her life really changed completely.

After giving birth and having a child, women have responsibilities, and they are no longer so free to play and do their own things; more time should be spent on raising and teaching children.

Song Zhuer is only 16 years old, still very young.

"Hmph, anyway, if I don't take any measures for you, I won't believe it. Every time you break out, how many years will I not be pregnant?" Song Zhuer thought it was that simple.

"I will pay attention to this." Hu Xing shook his head, and sent a WeChat message to Song Zhuer: "Why are you worried about this now? When your mother was pregnant last year, why didn't you tell her."

"Now that the mother-in-law has given birth to the child, isn't it too late for you to consider this issue at this time?" Hu Xing and Song Zhuer chatted on WeChat.

"It's not too late, but my mother said that if I have time this week, I will go home and see my sister. Look, can you call me and ask for a vacation?" Song Zhuer thought Xing asked her for a leave of absence.

"Well~ when do you plan to go back?!" Hu Xing did not disagree.

"Isn't today exactly Monday? I plan to go back to Beijing after school on Friday."

"Two days on Saturday and Sunday are not enough. I want to ask for two more days off. Let's go back for four days." Master Song planned this way, and after Hu Xing knew about it, he knew it would be easy to handle.

"Okay, I'll call your homeroom teacher later." In fact, he doesn't need to call Song Zhuer's homeroom teacher, and Song Zhuer can ask for leave by himself.

Song Zhuer told her homeroom teacher the reason for asking for leave, and there was no reason why Jiang Fang would not let her go.

The mother-in-law gave birth to the third child, of course Jiang Fang would not be unreasonable.

"But to be honest, there is a 16-year difference. You two sisters will really have trouble in the future." Hu Xing thought it was interesting.

When will he and Song Zhuer have children, at least after Song Zhuer graduates from university.

That is to say, Song Zhu'er will not have children until she is 22 years old.

I can't really let her get pregnant and have a baby while she is still in school, it's not good for her...