Funny Little Boy for Entertainment

It's just that tonight, it may end a little later.

"It's okay 3.8. After dinner and some coffee, I should be able to last until the end." Hu Xing shook his head, indicating that it doesn't matter.

After talking, they went to have dinner nearby, and they ate hot pot.

Hot pot, spicy food, Hu Xing directly sobered himself up, so he couldn't still be sleepy, right?

After dinner, they came to the final mission site, which is the building of Zhejiang TV Station.

"Yo, hello everyone, I haven't seen you for five years." As soon as he arrived at the TV station's company building, Deng Chao entered the scene, saying that today is already five years from now.

"Yeah, Brother Chao, it's been five years, and your hands are still not healed?!" While Hu Xing answered Deng Chao, he also slammed his arm violently while asking Deng Chao.

"Hahaha~" Seeing Hu Xing continue to joke about Deng Chao's broken hand, everyone else burst into laughter.

Chapter 0899 Oh, woman, I don't know the blessing in the blessing

PS: Sorry, drinking wedding wine, forgot to update at noon

"Is your hand amputated? Or is it paralyzed? It's been five years and it's still not healed?"

"Haha~" Deng Chao has done this many times today, all because of Hu Xing's poisonous tongue.

"Okay, let's not talk about me. Five years ago, after we all graduated, everyone also left the society."

"Tell me about the past five years in society, how do you feel?!" Deng Chao took the initiative to find a topic to talk about.

"I'm no longer the little boy I was five years ago, who spent 5 yuan and had to think about it for a long time." Hu Xing immediately took Deng Chao's words, and immediately added excitedly: "Now I have to think carefully about spending 500 cents."

"Hahaha~" Hu Xing's sudden excitement, as well as the following words, made everyone laugh again.

Turning around, Hu Xing still returned to the stalk of pocket money.

And what he said is very reasonable, there is nothing wrong with it.

"What about Reba, what is your biggest feeling in the past five years?!" Chen He also asked Reba.

"Me? The biggest feeling in the past five years is that I will not be a woman in my next life, I will be a 12-year-old man."

"Oh? Why?" Nazha didn't understand what Reba meant.

"Because in the past five years, I have talked with a boyfriend. The five years of getting along have made me very broken, and I also understand how women feel."

"Women should not be too fat, not too thin, not have spots, not have acne, not have small breasts, not have short legs, not be tough, not swear, not worship money, not playful, not clubbing and drinking; and have children , to be sensible, to be able to do housework, to be able to cook, to be able to wash clothes, to be considerate, to be non-sticky, to be generous, to be good-looking, to be good-looking, to be good-looking, to be good-looking, to be in the hall and to be in the kitchen , to be gentle and virtuous, to take care of the elderly, to be able to teach children, to be diligent and thrifty to run the family, and even to make money to support the family..."

"As for men, as long as they can make money, they are great." After Reba finished speaking, all the female viewers in front of the TV silently agreed, it was true.

"The question is, how many of you women can do what you said?!" As soon as Reba finished speaking, Hu Xing immediately asked Reba.

"..." Reba was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Except for giving birth to children and educating children, which I haven't done yet, I have done everything else."

"What about that Zha?!" Indeed, Hu Xing had no way to refute Reba, but Na Zha...

"..." Nazha didn't know how to answer this time, because she found that there were very few things she really did.

Compared with Reba, she is still not as good as Reba in these aspects.

"You think it's easy for men?" Li Chen expressed his opinion.

"That's right, men are not as simple as you think." Zheng Kai also very much agrees.

"Hu Xing is on." Chen He knew that at this time, let Hu Xing say that the audience would understand best.

"A man can't be too ugly, no one wants him; he can't be too handsome, he'll be called a playboy; he can't be too tall, he can't be too short, he can't be too fat, he can't have abs, he can't have money, he can't be stingy, he can't Spending money carelessly, you can't get too close to the opposite sex; you have to be able to make money, you have to be able to work, you have to be able to bear the pressure of work, you must also be able to withstand the pressure of your family, and you must also consider the future of your children. As for the future, I also need to worry about whether my daughter will marry well or not..."

"I still have to consider the tuition fees for my children, and I have to make money to buy lipstick for my wife, and I have to help her choose which brand of lipstick is good, which color of lipstick is good, I have to buy cosmetics for her, and I have to make money for her. maintainance."

"The most important thing is that men still have to think about how to keep fit for not just a few minutes but a few 10 minutes a night, and you women, then you will be happy, just enjoy it." Hu Xing said It's over, shut up.

"..." Reba and Nazha were speechless at the same time.

"Uh ha ha ha ~" Now, Deng Chao and the old drivers all laughed.

What Hu Xing said earlier is very reasonable, everyone thinks it is too right, there is nothing wrong with it.

And Hu Xing also refuted very reasonable, men are not as simple as women think.

However, when everyone thought it was the most normal, Hu Xing drove the car one last time.

It is this time that the car is the most important thing for all men, and the most difficult thing to do.

Women don't need to worry about a few minutes or a few 10 minutes at all.

Men are different, they will feel inferior because of a few seconds, and have no self-esteem because they only have a few minutes; so they need to consider how to make themselves more durable.

This problem alone is already the most difficult thing for a man to do in his life, and it is also the most necessary time to do well, and it is also the last thing that cannot be ashamed and inferior in front of women.

"Do you think it's easy for a man to do it? With all the things I said earlier, you can do nothing."|

"But a man must last. This alone can make you spend half your life on it."

"After the age of 50, a man's ability will decline, and it will become worse day by day."

"And after a woman is 50 years old, if she takes good care of herself and has money, she can be very happy if she buys a puppy instead, okay?"

"Oh, woman, you don't know your blessings when you are in the blessings." Hu Xing's driving made all the male viewers in front of the TV feel that his face was too long, and Hu Xing really understood them.

"..." 780 Reba and Nazha were speechless.

"Hahaha~" Li Chen and the others were already laughing so hard that they couldn't stand up.

Many of the female viewers in front of the TV blushed and smiled.

Because what Reba said before was really in their hearts. They felt that women were really too tired; but they didn't know that their women were very happy.

After hearing what Hu Xing said, they realized that being a man is really not good.

As Hu Xing said, the most important one is also the one that needs to be the most powerful as a man.

You can not make money, you can make money not very good, but you must be strong in any aspect.

This is capital, this is self-confidence.

At this time, the male audience were frantically swiping the barrage, because Hu Xing was too manly, and he knew men too well, so there was nothing wrong with what he said.

Even if you know he's not driving properly, everyone still likes him because it's the truth

"Will you still be a man in your next life?" Hu Xing looked at Reba and asked.

"If you don't want to be a man, what will I do in my next life?!" Reba pouted and asked Hu Xing.

"Continue to be my wife." Hu Xing sprinkled the dog food suddenly, but Reba liked it very much.

"It's enough of you, really, how about stimulating me, a single dog?!" Zheng Kai couldn't stand it anymore.

Chapter 0900 You set me up again, right?

"Isn't it?" Hu Xing got serious and pointed to a mailbox in front of him when he was almost skinny.

"Is this the mailbox in high school where we put our letters?" Deng Chao's acting skills came up.

"That's right, five years have passed without knowing it. Are you all doing well?"

"I heard that Hu Xing and Reba are already dating?!" Chen He is also a good actor.

"At the beginning, seeing the two of you falling in love and killing each other, I didn't expect you to date."

"It's time to talk about marriage now?" Deng Chao and the others also made fun of Hu Xing and Reba.

"Yeah, after coming out of society, I always think that there will be better girls than Reba in society."

"It was only after I went out that I realized that the best one was arguing with you by my side, so in order not to miss you, we dated and thought of the child's name."

"Haha~" Hu Xing was even more exaggerated, which made it impossible for Chen He and the others to continue.

"In the past five years, we haven't seen each other for many years. How are the 10 members of Deng Chao's family?!" Hu Xing pretended to be concerned, and Deng Chao said angrily: "10 people? There are 11 people in my family."

"11? Isn't it 10?" Deng Chao said it was 7, but Hu Xing didn't understand.

"Eleven; how many people are there in my own family, can I still not know?" Deng Chao said seriously.

"No, 10? Come on, let me do the math for you, you, sister-in-law, your mother, your sister, brother-in-law, elder brother, sister-in-law, younger sister and brother-in-law, etc." Hu Xing calculated carefully for Deng Chao .

"Are you not my father?" Deng Chao said, why is Hu Xing not his father?

"Ah? I still count as your father?" Hu Xing was very surprised by this.

"Of course you have to be my father." Isn't that what it should be?Deng Chao felt that this guy must have done it on purpose.

"Hehe~ Then you want me to be your father, right?"

"Of course, of course you're going to be my dad." Deng Chao is completely meaningless, does this seem wrong?

"Then should I count your dad first, or should I count your dad last?!" Hu Xing continued to fool Deng Chao, this trick has already been set, and Deng Chao also got in.

"I don't care whether you count my dad first or second, you have to count my dad anyway." Deng Chao didn't realize that he had already fallen into the trap.

"Okay, I'm your father." Hu Xing laughed out loud and patted Deng Chao's head in satisfaction.

"..." Deng Chao realized something was wrong at this time.

"Hahaha~" When Deng Chao came to his senses and realized something was wrong, Reba, Nazha, and Chen He beside him all clapped their hands and laughed.

"???" Deng Chao knew that something was wrong, but he still didn't understand what was wrong.

"You haha~" Deng Chao thought for a while, and then realized that something was wrong; Li Chen, Zheng Kai, and the others also laughed until their stomach hurts, what kind of brain is Deng Chao.

"The kid is tricking me again, right?" Deng Chao wanted to beat Hu Xing while he was talking.

"Okay, okay, stop making trouble, this is our reunion after five years."

"You put the envelope here five years ago." The director said to Hu Xing and the others.

"Now you have to find the envelope you wrote to yourself five years ago, and keep the key inside."

"When you get the key, go to the corresponding room, and then open your envelope, which contains specific tasks." After the director finished speaking, everyone went to find their envelopes.

Reba found her own, and also found the other one by the way.

"Huh? Wow, Reba's handwriting is quite beautiful." I didn't notice it before, but now that I noticed Reba's handwriting, Chen He was surprised.